Live Auction: HP Pavillion Pentium II, Dec 5th, Mesquite
Flatch U. Lence
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> Huh, kin ah play two? I wanna bid on dem ders wunnerful com pwet
>tars!
> Do you think I could buy one of them com pwet tars, like a Pentium Pro
>with 32 mbs mem, 1.2 gig hard drive, made by dat wunnerful Dell com pew
>tar company, for under $3,000?
> If so, please tell me how I kin get my hands on dos wunnerful com pwet
>tars?
> I'm tarred of being stoopid. Ah wanna be smart lak yew, and have fake
>auctions.
> I also wanna buy a Dodge caravan, and finance them for 7 years, with
>no money down, and pay 17% interest. Kin yu do dat?
>
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