Lebanese jokes

Grant Riffuts

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Feb 12, 2004, 10:25:15 PM2/12/04

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Q. Why did the Leb die?
A. He was fully sick Maaate!!!!!!

Q. Why do Lebs wear thick gold chains?
A. So they know where to stop shaving.

Q. What do you call a Leb in the middle of the ocean, drowning,
screaming for help?
A. FUKIM

Q. What do you call a Leb on a bike?
A. Ali Davidson

Q. What do u call a Leb on the moon?
A. Naser.

Q. What do you call 1 Leb on the moon?
A. A Problem

Q. Two Lebs on the moon?
A. A bigger problem

Q. Every Leb on the moon?
A. PROBLEM SOLVED

Q. What do you call a hot chick in Lebanon?
A. A tourist

Q. Who won the Lebanese beauty contest?
A. No one.

Q. What do you call three Lebs in the sauna?
A. Gorillas in the mist

Q. What do you call a Leb who has had an abortion?
A. CrimeStopper

Q. How many Lebs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. 10... 1 to screw it in and the other 9 to say sick mate

Q. Why dont Lebs where underwear?
A. Cause Nike dont make them

Q. What do u call a Leb between 2 buildings?
A. Ali.

Q. What do you call a drunk Leb?
A. HAMED

Q. What do u call a really drunk Leb?
A. Mohamed.

Q. What do u call a really drunk Leb between 2 buildings?
A. Mohamed Ali

Q. Why did the Leb cross the road?
A. To bash the chicken

Q. Why did fifty Lebs cross the road?
A. Because the chicken was bashing the Leb

Q. Why didn't the Lebanese olympic boxing team compete in Sydney 2000?
A. They found out you have to fight one on one

Q. What do u call a good looking Leb?
A. Asif.

Q. What do u call a Leb hairdresser?
A. Ali Barber.

Q. What do u call a baby Leb?
A. Kebab.

Q. How do u tell a baby Leb to shut up?
A. Shush Kebab.

Q. What do you call a Leb in a police line up?
A. Wasim

HeadRush

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Feb 12, 2004, 11:29:52 PM2/12/04

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5 year old jokes. Did you just get your first PC???

HR

"Grant Riffuts" <gra...@bulbs.com.au> wrote in message
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howdy doody

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Feb 12, 2004, 11:20:11 PM2/12/04

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piss funny...

that was sick mate!!!

Will Sutton

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Feb 13, 2004, 2:06:48 AM2/13/04

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"Grant Riffuts" <gra...@bulbs.com.au> wrote in message
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> Q. What do you call three Lebs in the sauna?
> A. Gorillas in the mist

Bloody racist jokes and incorrect at that. This joke is :

Q. What do you call the Williams sister on the sauna ?

A. Gorillas in the mist

Now piss off

The Cableguy

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Feb 13, 2004, 2:07:19 AM2/13/04

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"HeadRush" <hrNoSPaM@(_!_).com> wrote in message
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> 5 year old jokes. Did you just get your first PC???

You reckon it'd be his last after that?

Unknown

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Feb 13, 2004, 7:52:29 AM2/13/04

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"Grant Riffuts" <gra...@bulbs.com.au> wrote in message
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HABIBI!

W

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Feb 19, 2004, 11:21:08 PM2/19/04

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Half of them are Greek, Asian, and even Irish knock-offs with the punchline
changed to fit the race.

Tsargrad

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Feb 20, 2004, 12:15:32 AM2/20/04

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classics..

Give ya $5 to say one of these at half time in a Bulldogs league game

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E.T.

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Feb 20, 2004, 6:51:54 PM2/20/04

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"W" <stil...@none.com> wrote in message
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> Half of them are Greek, Asian, and even Irish knock-offs with the
punchline
> changed to fit the race.
>

I didn't even know there were any.

John Leister

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Feb 20, 2004, 7:26:32 PM2/20/04

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Like those jokes were fully sick maaaaaannnnn

NOT!!!

The Cableguy

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Feb 23, 2004, 10:34:13 PM2/23/04

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"Tsargrad" <Tsargra...@no-mx.forums.eyo.com.au> wrote in message
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> Give ya $5 to say one of these at half time in a Bulldogs league game

Give ya $100 to get the bastards to lay off raping women after their game.
Idiots.

Natalie

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Feb 24, 2004, 9:29:57 PM2/24/04

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Tsargrad wrote:
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> classics..
>
> Give ya $5 to say one of these at half time in a Bulldogs league game

Racist, offensive in so many ways, some I just didn't get, but fall
about funny in the best way, clutching at the pain in my chest from
laughing so hard, tears down the cheeks, phlegm in the chest, my
favourite kind of laughter.

Natalie

Gina

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Feb 24, 2004, 8:33:04 PM2/24/04

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Natalie wrote:
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> Tsargrad wrote:
> >
> > classics..
> >
> > Give ya $5 to say one of these at half time in a Bulldogs league game
>

> Racist, offensive in so many ways, some I just didn't get, <snip>

Geez Katharine, lighten up. You are becoming waaaay too sensitive of
late.

michae...@gmail.com

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May 18, 2015, 5:40:11 AM5/18/15

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fully gay

Jeßus

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May 18, 2015, 9:31:55 PM5/18/15

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On Mon, 18 May 2015 02:40:09 -0700 (PDT), michae...@gmail.com
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>fully gay

No one gives a shit about your sexual preferences.

saragha...@gmail.com

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Sep 9, 2015, 6:19:35 AM9/9/15

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WTF these aren't even funny. Stop being such a dipshit and go get a life. You only wish you were leb.

alistair...@gmail.com

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Apr 7, 2016, 9:05:07 PM4/7/16

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What did the leb get after having sex?

25 to life

felix

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Apr 7, 2016, 10:33:09 PM4/7/16

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On 08-April-2016 11:05 AM, alistair...@gmail.com wrote:
> What did the leb get after having sex?
>
> 25 to life

if you smoke after sex, you're doing it way too fast :)

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itsm...@gmail.com

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Jul 31, 2018, 7:26:50 AM7/31/18

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Q. What do ciggarettes and lebanese have incommon.
A.they stink and they come in packs of 20's & 25's

itsm...@gmail.com

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Jul 31, 2018, 7:28:32 AM7/31/18

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Q.Why dont Lebanese people fight in tunnels.
A. No reception

itsm...@gmail.com

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Jul 31, 2018, 7:30:29 AM7/31/18

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Q.Why dont Lebanese people fight in tunnes
A. No reception

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Jul 31, 2018, 7:31:56 AM7/31/18

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Q.what do you call a leb with no gun.
A. Fucked

itsm...@gmail.com

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Jul 31, 2018, 7:33:19 AM7/31/18

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Q. What do you call a leb with no gun.
A. Fucked

itsm...@gmail.com

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Jul 31, 2018, 7:34:59 AM7/31/18

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Q.what do you call a leb on ekkys
A.morehammered

itsm...@gmail.com

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Jul 31, 2018, 7:36:27 AM7/31/18

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Q.What do you call a good looking intelligent leb.
A.asif

ifrah.si...@gmail.com

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Dec 10, 2018, 4:29:33 AM12/10/18

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Loved it 😊😊😊😊

jake...@gmail.com

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Mar 1, 2020, 8:37:37 AM3/1/20

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Habits stop it

andi...@gmail.com

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Aug 6, 2020, 9:13:10 AM8/6/20

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What does a lebo and a cockaroach have in common?
I can't even tell the difference

What do you call lebonese in English?
Infestation

andi...@gmail.com

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Aug 6, 2020, 9:17:27 AM8/6/20

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Lebo goes you wanna fight?
yeah, alright no mobiles

andi...@gmail.com

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Aug 6, 2020, 9:21:35 AM8/6/20

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What do you call an innocent lebo?
Adopted