GED/J d-- s:++>: a-- C++(++++) ULU++ P+ L++ E---- W+(-) N+++ o+ K+++
w--- O- M+ V-- PS++>$ PE++>$ Y++ PGP++ t- 5+++
X++ R+++>$ tv+ b+ DI+++ D+++ G++++ e++ h r-- y++**
I was thinking maybe we could come up with a simular code for aus.tv
posters ie what types of shows we are into and so forth. Any thoughts
on if this is a good or shit idea and what sort of catergories could be
in there are welcome.
seano
Paul Dwerryhouse wrote:
>
> seano <se...@asia.com> writes:
>
> >I was thinking maybe we could come up with a simular code for aus.tv
> >posters ie what types of shows we are into and so forth.
>
> Proposal 1:
>
> The TV category. This category indicates how often the subject watches TV:
>
> tv--- TV died with "Hey Hey its Saturday" and I'll never watch it again
> tv-- I lost my remote control last year
> tv- I like to curl up with a good book
> tv I watch a few select shows
> tv+ The first thing I after waking up is turn on the TV
> tv++ I subscribe to a pay-TV service
> tv+++ I can recite most advertisements word-for-word
>
> The News category. This category indicates the importance of television
> news to the particular aus.tv poster:
>
> n--- I consider "Today Tonight" to be important current affairs.
> n-- If the Prime Minister were to die, I might watch the news that night.
> n- The last time I saw the news, Sir Eric Pearce was reading it.
> n I watch the news most of the time
> n+ I'm always home in time for the ABC 7pm bulletin
> n++ I start salivating when Sandra Sully appears
> n+++ I start salivating when Jim Waley appears
>
> The Erect Nipple category. Erect nipples are a large part of aus.tv posters'
> lives, and this category indicates the regularity with which a subject
> will post sightings to aus.tv:
>
> en--- I am Brian Harridine
> en-- I only watch Ray, and he would never show his nipples
> en- I only watch decent programming, such as ABC's "Compass" program
> en I once posted a nipple sighting
> en+ I try to be the first to post a nipple sighting
> en++ I know exactly which of this weeks upcoming movies show bare breasts
> en+++ I only watch SBS movies
>
> The Sex category. Obviously no summary of an aus.tv poster would be complete
> without an indication of how often they get "it":
>
> z--- I was the person who digitised Kate Langbroek's "Chances" appearance
> z-- I spend 100% of my time watching TV/reading aus.tv
> z- Sex? Huh? What's that?
> z Yeah, on occasion
> z+ Most B-grade movies tell the story of my life
> z++ I once starred in a demo on Channel 10's defunct "Sex/Life" program
> z+++ Either I'm a liar or I don't have time to post to aus.tv
>
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> same time improving their spelling" -Michael Swaine,DDJ | Australia
Here's mine :
>tv I watch a few select shows
>n++ I start salivating when Sandra Sully appears
>en+++ I only watch SBS movies
tv I watch a few select shows
n++ I start salivating when Sandra Sully appears (nothing to do with the
news....every thing to do with Sandra Sully!!!)
en+++ I only watch SBS movies
z- Sex? Huh? What's that? (married with a young kid.....say no more)
--
Marty
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This is me:
tv+ The first thing I do after waking up is turn on the TV
n I watch the news most of the time
en- I only watch decent programming, such as ABC's "Compass" program
z- Sex? Huh? What's that? ('nuff said)
Sad but true.
Aimee
(who still hasn't got a sig on this 2nd day of January 2000)