John Hopoate - smell my finger
Fiveash Welter
"Jerzei" wrote
> Best bit of sports footage I think Ive ever seen. I wonder if they will
> have a Hoppa float in the Mardi Gras next year ?
>
Looking forward to the latest update. ;-)
Jerzei
Chopper
> have a Hoppa float in the Mardi Gras next year ?
Dunno, but i expect Roy & HG to give him a BIG serve on JJJ this Sunday
afternoon!
Jerzei
How many different ways have the news referred to what he did?
So far Ive heard
Assaulting players with his fingers.
Interfering with a players rectum
Unsportsman like behaviour
any other good ones ?
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Dr Zoidberg
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> yeah I was thinking same.
> How many different ways have the news referred to what he did?
> So far Ive heard
> Assaulting players with his fingers.
> Interfering with a players rectum
> Unsportsman like behaviour
> any other good ones ?
There was this at NineMSN:
"Hopoate was banned for 12 matches late last night when the NRL judiciary
found him guilty of contrary conduct in sticking his fingers into the anuses
of three opponents."
I would have thought Rugby League players were used to having things bigger
than fingers shoved up their arses?
Power Mad
Hoppa could be the new face of Roy & HG's 'Date Fingers'!
Shane C.
"Jerzei" <J...@farn.net> wrote in message
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> yeah I was thinking same.
> How many different ways have the news referred to what he did?
> So far Ive heard
> Assaulting players with his fingers.
> Interfering with a players rectum
> Unsportsman like behaviour
> any other good ones ?
>
Channel TEN news: Offensive finger work.
I think thats the best so far.
Richard Miles
they had some "former great" from the same club, and when he was asked by
the journo whether anyone had stuck their fingers up his arse, he replied:
"Um, not that I can remember..."
While I'm at it, with the 12 week suspension it's nice to see that, in the
digital age, the NRL can pull its finger out to clean up the game ;-)
Richard
"Shane C." <shane...@spamity.dingoblue.net.au> wrote in message
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Ian Galbraith
:yeah I was thinking same.
:How many different ways have the news referred to what he did?
:So far Ive heard
:Assaulting players with his fingers.
:Interfering with a players rectum
:Unsportsman like behaviour
:any other good ones ?
Digital penetration.
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save them the cost of some "Anusol" (okay, I laughed myself stupid when
I saw that on Good Medicine last night).
Natalie
gizmo
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Ha ha! You obviously didn't have to laugh very long then!!!! :-)
Gizmo.
Paul Mech
> Best bit of sports footage I think Ive ever seen. I wonder if they will
> have a Hoppa float in the Mardi Gras next year ?
He could become a porn star, and change his name to Fingerbum John. And
star in his own movie titled: The Ass Master.
He could probably earn more than what he does now.
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ann bishop
An article in todays Australian says he is being refered to as "John
Stop-a-farty"
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David Hutchison
| > Dunno, but I expect Roy & HG to give him a BIG serve on JJJ this Sunday
| > afternoon!
"Jerzei" <J...@farn.net> wrote:
| yeah I was thinking same.
| How many different ways have the news referred to what he did?
| So far I've heard
| Assaulting players with his fingers.
| Interfering with a players rectum
| Unsportsmanlike behaviour
| any other good ones ?
I'm amazed nobody's yet used the expression Roy and HG would use...
GOING THE DATE! lol
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John D Leister
Maybe they can charge him with "Assault with a deadly finger" :o)
matthew freitas
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Dr Zoidberg
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> >I'm amazed nobody's yet used the expression Roy and HG would use...
> > GOING THE DATE! lol
> >--
Eddie McGuire called it date rape on the Footy Show last night.
John D Leister
Maybe they can charge him with "Assault with a deadly finger" :o)
AndrewR
<rmi...@cobweb.com.au> wrote:
>On either Today Tonight or Current Affair (forget which, they're both crap)
>they had some "former great" from the same club, and when he was asked by
>the journo whether anyone had stuck their fingers up his arse, he replied:
>"Um, not that I can remember..."
>While I'm at it, with the 12 week suspension it's nice to see that, in the
>digital age, the NRL can pull its finger out to clean up the game ;-)
>
>Richard
Digital Age?? Because one of the 'wordings' I read in the paper was
something like Digital Interference! LOL!
Hopoate = closet case?
Also, On the Brisbane v Bulldogs match the commentator mentioned
something like
Wendell was just given the finger... errr but not in the way its been
mentioned over the last week... LOL!
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Chris Baird
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Sam Torrens
Jerzei wrote:
> Best bit of sports footage I think Ive ever seen. I wonder if they will
> have a Hoppa float in the Mardi Gras next year ?
John Hopoate has been nominated for an Oscar for his lead role in
"Crouching Tiger, Hidden Finger".
Sam
Vicki Cleaver
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Heehee I'm quite unsure why but this appealed to my sense of humour today
:)
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