All time wankers and dickheads XIII

Fred

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Oct 26, 1996, 3:00:00 AM10/26/96

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ro...@alpha.maths.unsw.EDU.AU (Rory Campbell) wrote:
>
>
> OK here it is. A list of the biggest wankers ever to pull on a pair
> of footy boots. The scary thing is they'd make a great team...
>

> Wingers: Dale Shearer - "I honestly didn't rape her. I picked her up
> at the pub and screwed her on the bonnet of my
> car while my wife was at home pregnant."
You forgot ex Panther/Bulldog : Brandon Lee.
> Halves: Wally Lewis and Gary Freeman - No reason required for this pair.
> (although Terry Lamb and Steve Mortimer nearly got the nod)
But why these guys (except Wally)?

> Lock: John Elias - "Wanna buy some sub-machine guns, bullet proof
> jackets and amphetamines?"
> (OK he's out of position, but I was hard pressed
> to think of a complete bastard who plays lock)
What about Mick Beattie?

> Props: Les Boyd - Mess with him and he'll gouge your eyes out.
>
> John Lomax - "I didn't tackle him high. And I've got two
> specialists, three experts and five QCs to
> prove it."
Quentin "Mr Stickmen" Pongia

> Coach: Bob Fulton - again, no reason required
Definately an honourable mention for Phil Gould.

Paul Morabito

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Oct 27, 1996, 2:00:00 AM10/27/96

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Rory Campbell wrote:

>Fullback: Julian O'Neill - who needs a dunny?

>Wingers: Dale Shearer - "I honestly didn't rape her. I picked her up
> at the pub and screwed her on the bonnet of my
> car while my wife was at home pregnant."

> John Hopoate - "Sucked in Peachy"
>Centres: Andrew Ettingshausen - $100,000 an inch.
> Terry Hill - "She's my woman, and if I want to hit her, I will."

>Halves: Wally Lewis and Gary Freeman - No reason required for this pair.
> (although Terry Lamb and Steve Mortimer nearly got the nod)

>Lock: John Elias - "Wanna buy some sub-machine guns, bullet proof
> jackets and amphetamines?"
> (OK he's out of position, but I was hard pressed
> to think of a complete bastard who plays lock)

and Michael Beattie who said he found the machine guns on a morning jog and
just happened to meet John Elias who just happened to know a few undercover
cops who just happened to be in the market to bust his arse.

>
>Second Row: Ian Roberts - "You hold his arms, I'll smash his face in."
> Mark Geyer - "I'll fucken kill you for putting me in this list."
> (well he would)

>Props: Les Boyd - Mess with him and he'll gouge your eyes out.
> John Lomax - "I didn't tackle him high. And I've got two
> specialists, three experts and five QCs to
> prove it."

>Hooker: Benny Elias - The Door

>Coach: Bob Fulton - again, no reason required

Tim Sheens and Phil Gould deserve a mention here too.

you forgot Chris "I really needed to go" McKinnon, Martin "Male model" Bella,
Scott "whats your drug of choice?" Wilson, Mathew "I was only helping it over
the fence" Ridge :)

Oh and this was't originally on the list but club chief exec Kevin Niel has to
get the "Biggest goose of the year" award.

Steve Elliott

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Oct 27, 1996, 2:00:00 AM10/27/96

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Rory Campbell wrote:
>
> OK here it is. A list of the biggest wankers ever to pull on a pair
> of footy boots. The scary thing is they'd make a great team...
>

> Fullback: Julian O'Neill - who needs a dunny?
>
> Wingers: Dale Shearer - "I honestly didn't rape her. I picked her up
> at the pub and screwed her on the bonnet of my
> car while my wife was at home pregnant."
>
> John Hopoate - "Sucked in Peachy"
>
> Centres: Andrew Ettingshausen - $100,000 an inch.
>
> Terry Hill - "She's my woman, and if I want to hit her, I will."
>
> Halves: Wally Lewis and Gary Freeman - No reason required for this pair.
> (although Terry Lamb and Steve Mortimer nearly got the nod)
>
> Lock: John Elias - "Wanna buy some sub-machine guns, bullet proof
> jackets and amphetamines?"
> (OK he's out of position, but I was hard pressed
> to think of a complete bastard who plays lock)
>

> Second Row: Ian Roberts - "You hold his arms, I'll smash his face in."
>
> Mark Geyer - "I'll fucken kill you for putting me in this list."
> (well he would)
>
> Props: Les Boyd - Mess with him and he'll gouge your eyes out.
>
> John Lomax - "I didn't tackle him high. And I've got two
> specialists, three experts and five QCs to
> prove it."
>
> Hooker: Benny Elias - The Door
>
> Coach: Bob Fulton - again, no reason required

Reserves

Paul Haywood - "Lets try importing drugs from Thailand and get aids"

Paul Mares - "Lets throw petrol bombs at cars, stuff it and get
caught by the police."

Scott Wilson - "Honest I didnt take cocaine"

Steve martin - "the forgotten mate of the door"

Fred

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Oct 28, 1996, 3:00:00 AM10/28/96

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paul...@world.net (Paul Morabito) wrote:
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> you forgot Chris "I really needed to go" McKinnon, Martin "Male model" Bella,
> Scott "whats your drug of choice?" Wilson, Mathew "I was only helping it over
> the fence" Ridge :)

Chris?, perhaps Don "I really needed to go, after I drank all that water
at half-time" Mckinnon.

KATRINA PLANT

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Oct 28, 1996, 3:00:00 AM10/28/96

to Fred

I guess we could include any Manly player there has ever been, but i know
one person who takes the DICKHEAD of the year award!!

CHRISTOPHER EDDY (CEDDY) who follows that POOFBALL AFL code!
>
FLAMERS ON GUARD FOR THIS COCKSUCKER!!!
bye
peach

ROBERT RACHOW

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Oct 28, 1996, 3:00:00 AM10/28/96

to Rory Campbell

I hate to do the dirty on my own team but, Willie 'I'll follow Julian's
example' Carne, Wendell 'under the age of consent' Sailor and Allan 'hit
the wife and make up' Langer have all done some pretty stupid things in
their careers. They're definitely not wankers or dickheads though.

THE KURGAN..EEK!!

Rory Campbell

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Oct 29, 1996, 3:00:00 AM10/29/96

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IMHO, those activities make them just that.

Chris Cox

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Oct 30, 1996, 3:00:00 AM10/30/96

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ROBERT RACHOW wrote:
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> I hate to do the dirty on my own team but, Willie 'I'll follow Julian's
> example' Carne, Wendell 'under the age of consent' Sailor and Allan 'hit
> the wife and make up' Langer have all done some pretty stupid things in
> their careers. They're definitely not wankers or dickheads though.

Robert, be careful making those accusations. I've never seen Janine
bruised or anything, and from all reports they're as happily married as
anyone. And Wendell... any charges against him? Keep this up and
you'll be an ideal journalist for Woman's Day... make up crap to sell
shithouse magazines.

BTW, you ARE right about Willie, following Julian's lead is the most
stupid thing anyone can do!

Chris

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James Smith

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Oct 31, 1996, 3:00:00 AM10/31/96

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Chris Cox writes:
> ROBERT RACHOW wrote:

>> I hate to do the dirty on my own team but, Willie 'I'll follow Julian's
>> example' Carne, Wendell 'under the age of consent' Sailor and Allan 'hit
>> the wife and make up' Langer have all done some pretty stupid things in
>> their careers. They're definitely not wankers or dickheads though.
>
> Robert, be careful making those accusations. I've never seen Janine
> bruised or anything, and from all reports they're as happily married as
> anyone. And Wendell... any charges against him? Keep this up and
> you'll be an ideal journalist for Woman's Day... make up crap to sell
> shithouse magazines.

As a future journalist you should also be aware of the libel laws.

Jim
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Fred

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Oct 31, 1996, 3:00:00 AM10/31/96

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Steve Elliott <tan...@ozemail.com.au> wrote:

> Reserves
>
> Paul Haywood - "Lets try importing drugs from Thailand and get aids"
>
> Paul Mares - "Lets throw petrol bombs at cars, stuff it and get
> caught by the police."
>

Wasn't it, lets throw petrol bombs at cars to claim insurance?
Well Guru belongs here as well if you add him.

ROBERT RACHOW

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Nov 1, 1996, 3:00:00 AM11/1/96

to James Smith

On 31 Oct 1996, James Smith wrote:

> Chris Cox writes:
> > ROBERT RACHOW wrote:
>
> >> I hate to do the dirty on my own team but, Willie 'I'll follow Julian's
> >> example' Carne, Wendell 'under the age of consent' Sailor and Allan 'hit
> >> the wife and make up' Langer have all done some pretty stupid things in
> >> their careers. They're definitely not wankers or dickheads though.
> >
> > Robert, be careful making those accusations. I've never seen Janine
> > bruised or anything, and from all reports they're as happily married as
> > anyone. And Wendell... any charges against him? Keep this up and
> > you'll be an ideal journalist for Woman's Day... make up crap to sell
> > shithouse magazines.
>
> As a future journalist you should also be aware of the libel laws

OK, point made. It does really make my career as a journo look like a joke
but I could never end up at Woman's Day coz I don't know diddly squat
about the royals. BTW I am familiar with the libel/defamation laws.

I know it's not justification, but I do have background to the
accusations. At the start of last year there was a half page in the
Courier-Mail about how Janine was going to leave Alfie after reports of
abuse-I'll see if I can get it in backdates. There was an article just 2
weeks ago about how good they were getting along....so who knows? Chris, I
don't think "I never saw any bruises on her" is much support to your
argument, but I know my claims were just as unsubstantiated and maybe
ludicrous. I sincerely hope Langer didn't do it- for his and his wife's
sake.

On Sailor- he hasn't been charged, so I can't 'legally' say he did it.
However, I've been clubbing when Sailor has cracked on to chicks that are
renowned as being underaged. A group of us were out one night and we saw a
girl from High School who was still only _15_ (she was almost 16 but not
quite) go home with Wendell. She told everyone that she slept with him and
from what we saw in the club he was pretty eager. My instinct is that it's
true, but once again I am a fool for making the accusations. Hopefully you
can find it in your hearts to treat this only as a talking point.

Anyway-Screw my rumours and GO THE BRONCS.