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Here's Johnny

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Dec 19, 2009, 10:32:51 AM12/19/09
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Ladies and gentlemen,

I am pleased to announce the arrival of my son Harry Kevin Heath at 0740hrs
Friday morning. 9lb 11oz, exceptionally good-looking and healthy. Mum doing
well and continuing to stagger all and sundry with her fortitude and pluck!

Lucy is somewhat bemused by her little brother, and seems happy to try to
touch his eyeballs.

No surgical photography will be foisted on the unsuspecting public on this
occasion.

alvey

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Dec 19, 2009, 2:30:14 PM12/19/09
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On Sun, 20 Dec 2009 01:32:51 +1000, Here's Johnny wrote:

> Ladies and gentlemen,
>
> I am pleased to announce the arrival of my son Harry Kevin Heath at 0740hrs
> Friday morning. 9lb 11oz, exceptionally good-looking and healthy. Mum doing
> well and continuing to stagger all and sundry with her fortitude and pluck!

"fortitude and pluck" Spoonerism anyone?

Congrats mate.

ps. Is there some sort of Federal bonus for the "Kevin"?

alvey


Bunny

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Dec 19, 2009, 10:22:16 PM12/19/09
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"Here's Johnny" <r...@tattat.net> wrote in message
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Was this one Caeserian or Cuntular?

Congrats.


Mike Burke

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Dec 19, 2009, 10:32:03 PM12/19/09
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On Sun, 20 Dec 2009 01:32:51 +1000, "Here's Johnny" <r...@tattat.net>
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Well done all hands.

Mique

Here's Johnny

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Dec 20, 2009, 6:21:41 AM12/20/09
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Thanks mate.

I knew someone was going to Spoonerise that, just quietly :)

No federal politicians were involved in the naming! Kevin is my father's
name. He's doing well to pretend he isn't secretly chuffed, but I get the
feeling young Harry will not want for Christmas pressies from Granddad.

Here's Johnny

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Dec 20, 2009, 6:22:16 AM12/20/09
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I'll give you a hint, it started with a C.

Here's Johnny

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Dec 20, 2009, 6:22:24 AM12/20/09
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Thanks Mike!

David Male

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Dec 20, 2009, 3:51:13 PM12/20/09
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On Sun, 20 Dec 2009 01:32:51 +1000, "Here's Johnny" <r...@tattat.net>
wrote:

>I am pleased to announce the arrival of my son Harry Kevin Heath

Well done, must get around some time for a viewing

Here's Johnny

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Dec 20, 2009, 6:29:13 PM12/20/09
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Thanks mate, you must indeed. Well worth the trip!

Qu0ll

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Dec 21, 2009, 4:46:35 AM12/21/09
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"Here's Johnny" <r...@tattat.net> wrote in message
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Congratulations John. And thanks for the discretion this time.

--
And loving it,

-Qu0ll (Rare, not extinct)
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Chris Parslow

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Dec 26, 2009, 3:28:55 AM12/26/09
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Very well done.

While away, I witnessed my elder daughter getting wed at Byron Bay.
That was kinda fun...


CP

Here's Johnny

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Dec 29, 2009, 5:09:42 AM12/29/09
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Qu0ll wrote:
> "Here's Johnny" <r...@tattat.net> wrote in message
> news:RJedncpQssWub7HW...@westnet.com.au...
>> Ladies and gentlemen,
>>
>> I am pleased to announce the arrival of my son Harry Kevin Heath at
>> 0740hrs Friday morning. 9lb 11oz, exceptionally good-looking and
>> healthy. Mum doing well and continuing to stagger all and sundry
>> with her fortitude and pluck!
>>
>> Lucy is somewhat bemused by her little brother, and seems happy to
>> try to touch his eyeballs.
>>
>> No surgical photography will be foisted on the unsuspecting public
>> on this occasion.
>
> Congratulations John. And thanks for the discretion this time.

Thanks Quoll, but don't talk too soon...

Here's Johnny

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Dec 29, 2009, 5:10:52 AM12/29/09
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Hmm, I note she did not take advantage of the mate's rates available to ASRL
persons and their kin at a certain wedding store. Nevertheless, congrats,
hope it didn't make you feel too old, and how long before you get some
grandkiddies?

alvey

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Dec 29, 2009, 3:32:38 PM12/29/09
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On Sat, 26 Dec 2009 00:28:55 -0800 (PST), Chris Parslow wrote:


>
> While away, I witnessed my elder daughter getting wed at Byron Bay.
> That was kinda fun...

Aren't you a Qlder?

alvey

Here's Johnny

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Dec 30, 2009, 8:39:52 AM12/30/09
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I thought so too, but Byron is close by and quite nice. Perhaps the lass
married a cockroach?

MustHaveTrains

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Dec 30, 2009, 8:32:49 PM12/30/09
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As a Queenslander, I will tolerate New South Welshpersons, and even New
Zealandpersons, but I would not like my daughter to marry one.

Purity of race and all that.

Happy New Year
Bobby


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Chris Parslow

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Dec 31, 2009, 7:00:51 AM12/31/09
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Nah, he's from Sarina.

They both like Byron, plus my daughter's mate who lives there and
officiated just got qualified/certified/whatever as a civil
celebrant. Prob'ly a Mates Rates deal.

Hmmm.

Perhaps they did spend too long in NSW...


CP

Bunny

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Jan 1, 2010, 4:57:58 PM1/1/10
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"Chris Parslow" <parslo...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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Perhaps they did spend too long in NSW...


CP

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What makes you say that? Have they developed a sense of common decency?


Chris Parslow

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Jan 2, 2010, 12:06:41 AM1/2/10
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On Jan 2, 8:57 am, "Bunny" <bunny.rabbi...@y7mail.com> wrote:
> "Chris Parslow" <parslow.ch...@gmail.com> wrote in message

Not THAT long...


CP


Chris Parslow

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Jan 2, 2010, 12:12:41 AM1/2/10
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On Dec 31 2009, 11:00 pm, Chris Parslow <parslow.ch...@gmail.com>
wrote:

> On Dec 31, 12:39 am, "Here's Johnny" <r...@tattat.net> wrote:
>
> > alvey wrote:
> > > On Sat, 26 Dec 2009 00:28:55 -0800 (PST), Chris Parslow wrote:
>
> > >> While away, I witnessed my elder daughter getting wed at Byron Bay.
> > >> That was kinda fun...
>
> > > Aren't you a Qlder?
>
> > > alvey
>
> > I thought so too, but Byron is close by and quite nice. Perhaps the lass
> > married a cockroach?
>
> Nah, he's from Sarina.

Surat dammit Surat. (It shits me to mislead, even over utterly
inconsequential things)

Now I'm repeating my wife's errors, god help me.

The end must be near...

Here's Johnny

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Jan 3, 2010, 6:53:45 PM1/3/10
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Both are very Queenslandy types of places, no harm done.

Here's Johnny

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Jan 3, 2010, 6:54:20 PM1/3/10
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You did expect me to respond when you, of all people, posted this, right?

Chris Parslow

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Jan 4, 2010, 3:34:36 AM1/4/10
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O yes there is. The shame of replicating a SpouseError - particularly
one I've RIDICULED her for in the past - will haunt me to the grave...


CP


Here's Johnny

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Jan 4, 2010, 6:54:26 AM1/4/10
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Au contriaire, my good fellow. It sounds like you have had this repeatedly
introduced in conversation, and it therefore cannot but manifest itself.

Here is an excellent illustration of the power of the subliminal -
incidentally it's well worth watching anything featuring this guy.

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