Ruud and the tipping comp
MonoJoker
Joh is in hospital. I have no idea how serious it is but it was sudden
enough that he didn't email me personally to let me know, it came from a
relative.
Hang in there Ruud the group isn't the same without your tinfoil hat
shenanigans and Manly reverse woofing :-)
Cheers
LT.
Fish Womper
wrote:
Get well soon mate. The Eagles play the Panthers at least twice
between now and the end of the comp, and they will need you on deck.
fish
JC
"MonoJoker" <mono...@bigjobs.com> wrote in message
news:g4rhad$dnj$1...@aioe.org...
> As some of you may have noticed I am looking after the tipping comp while
> Joh is in hospital. I have no idea how serious it is but it was sudden
> enough that he didn't email me personally to let me know, it came from a
> relative.
bugger :(
hang in there mate
john smith
What's wrong with him?
Sir Oswald P Wrong
wrote:
>As some of you may have noticed I am looking after the tipping comp while
All the best to you old son. Keep on kicking.
- - -
Oswald P Wrong
World Champion Tipster.
Chris Parslow
Hopefully he'll be out rapidly to tell you what a shit job you've done in
ruining - sorry - running the comp...
CP
Bunny
Don't let it beat you mate. I need you to hang around until Souths knock
Manly over in a Grand Final. You know, like 1968 and 1970.
Boop
wrote:
>As some of you may have noticed I am looking after the tipping comp while
All the best Joh for a speedy recovery and a quick return.
Boop
Big_Fella
}:-[)
iange...@gmail.com
Add me to the list of well-wishers, Joh.
I think Melbourne will win it, again... but your mob are as good a
chance as anyone if they stumble.
Hope to see you back here.
Ian
ruud
Thanks for the messages.
I'm back. It involved reading one of Heath's posts and heading off to
emergency immediately with severe vomiting and headache. Minus one brain
tumour removed on Tuesday night and I'm back for more. Luckily it was in
the cerebellum, right at back, on the bottom and on the right of the brain
under my right ear, and right under the bone so it was extrememly easy to
remove, amazing what these blokes can do. Usually takes about 24 stubbies
to get a headache like that.
John Heath
> "MonoJoker" <monopo...@bigjobs.com> wrote in aus.sport.rugby-league:
You're making it pretty hard to send you positive vibes, baldy.
Awesome Bro
> "MonoJoker" <monopo...@bigjobs.com> wrote in aus.sport.rugby-league:
Jesus man, what a heavy thing to go through. That is really
frightening.
I hear they're able to whip one out in day surgery these days - if
it's relatively minor. Wasn't so long ago they were virtually
inoperable.
So how are you feeling, and what's your latest prognostic?
AB
Boop
Great to see you back in form! Must have been scary tho....
Boop
JC
"ruud" <noe...@hotmail.scum> wrote in message
news:5OBdk.18760$IK1....@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
Pleased to see you back on deck champ :)
Bunny
"ruud" <noe...@hotmail.scum> wrote in message
news:5OBdk.18760$IK1....@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
Lucky you're a Manly supporter, so your brain is a bit smaller than a normal
one so there's a bit of space in there for some fancy surgery.
Keep throwing them bud. For all the wind ups and piss takes in here, none of
us wants to see anyone making a real exit.
Chris Parslow
If they cut any more of your brain out, they'll be measuring you for a
Parra jersey...
CP
Awesome Bro
> ruud wrote:
> > "MonoJoker" <monopo...@bigjobs.com> wrote in aus.sport.rugby-league:
And can you please resume running the Tipping Comp. This other Joker
is about as much use as a cunt full of cold water.
AB
Geraint Vincent }:c{»
"Chris Parslow" <cpar...@optusnet.com.au> wrote in message
news:4878a035$0$13945$afc3...@news.optusnet.com.au...
After that you could take up refereeing.
Ian Stewart
Bloody good luck mate.
Ian
Chris Parslow
"Geraint Vincent }:c{»" <removefir...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:W7-dnYxSqY5cLeXV...@netspace.net.au...
Steady on, old chap. There's no call to be offensive...
CP
XR8 Sprintless
States of America 8-)
Big_Fella
"XR8 Sprintless" <xr8_s...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:3aidnQLN2Zc07eTV...@posted.internode...
}:-[)
John Heath
> >news:4878a035$0$13945$afc3...@news.optusnet.com.au...
>
> >> ruud wrote:
>
> >>> "MonoJoker" <monopo...@bigjobs.com> wrote in aus.sport.rugby-league:
>
> >>>> As some of you may have noticed I am looking after the tipping comp
> >>>> while Joh is in hospital. I have no idea how serious it is but it was
> >>>> sudden enough that he didn't email me personally to let me know, it
> >>>> came from a relative.
>
> >>>> Hang in there Ruud the group isn't the same without your tinfoil hat
> >>>> shenanigans and Manly reverse woofing :-)
>
> >>>> Cheers
> >>>> LT.
>
> >>> Thanks for the messages.
>
> >>> I'm back. It involved reading one of Heath's posts and heading off to
> >>> emergency immediately with severe vomiting and headache. Minus one
> >>> brain tumour removed on Tuesday night and I'm back for more. Luckily
> >>> it was in the cerebellum, right at back, on the bottom and on the
> >>> right of the brain under my right ear, and right under the bone so it
> >>> was extrememly easy to remove, amazing what these blokes can do.
> >>> Usually takes about 24 stubbies to get a headache like that.
>
> >> If they cut any more of your brain out, they'll be measuring you for a
> >> Parra jersey...
>
> > After that you could take up refereeing.
>
> If they take out all his brains he can become President of the United
> States of America 8-)
I thought you left? But you burst back on the stage to bag a bloke
who's risen far beyond his limitations.
You weren't missed. Why bother?
Awesome Bro
Yep, he's a top bloke, Bushy. SPOILER AHEAD.
I recently saw a documentary about two accused terrorists who escaped
from Guantanamo Bay, caught a lift to the US on a Cuban refugee craft,
got recaptured, escaped again, and ended up parachuting fair into
Dubya's living room. Being one incredibly calm son of a gun, instead
of calling the heat, he just pulled out his stash and bonged on with
them.
What a cool dude. No wonder he won two elections in a row.
AB
XR8 Sprintless
Does the latin 'Nil Sine Labore' ring any bells.
Awesome Bro
Cryptic, but I think I have it. You've been lurking in the bushes
here?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brisbane_Girls_Grammar_School
AB
XR8 Sprintless
Awesome Bro
I'm not John, so more likely he's me.
HTH
AB
Sir Oswald P Wrong
<XR8_S...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>> AB
>Why do you always chomp on the bait for JH unless of course you are JH...
KAPOW!!!
ruud has diagnosed the sock puppet as being incredibly disturbed
mentally which goes and awful long way to explaining most of the stuff
that we bare witness to in here. Just what kind of disorder we are
talking about is beyond my limited knowledge of retarded halfwits like
this but I'll take ruud at face value as he seems to know what he's on
about and is a Manly supporter.
The obvious cause looks to be substance and/or solvent abuse but I am
not 150% certain that's the case with this bloke.
His favorite non pornographic website for reference seems to be
wikipedia, and while this is clearly not a reliable source of
information it does provide worthwhile links to this chaps
retardation.
- - -
Dissociative Identity Disorder, as defined by the American Psychiatric
Association's Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders
(DSM), is a psychiatric diagnosis that describes a condition in which
a single person displays multiple distinct identities or
personalities, each with its own pattern of perceiving and interacting
with the environment.[1] The diagnosis requires that at least two
personalities routinely take control of the individual's behavior with
an associated memory loss that goes beyond normal forgetfulness; in
addition, symptoms cannot be due to substance abuse or medical
condition. Earlier versions of the DSM named the condition multiple
personality disorder (MPD), and the term is still used by the ICD-10.
There is controversy around the existence, the possible causes, the
prevalence across cultures, and the epidemiology of the condition.
Causes
The causes of dissociative identity disorder have not been identified,
but are theoretically linked with the interaction of overwhelming
stress, traumatic antecedents,[15] insufficient childhood nurturing,
and an innate ability to dissociate memories or experiences from
consciousness.[16] Prolonged childhood abuse is frequently a factor,
with a very high percentage of patients reporting documented
abuse[13][17] often confirmed by objective evidence.
- - -
HTH
- - -
Oswald P Wrong
World Champion Tipster.
Awesome Bro
> >> AB
> >Why do you always chomp on the bait for JH unless of course you are JH...
>
> KAPOW!!!
>
> ruud has diagnosed the sock puppet as being incredibly disturbed
> mentally which goes and awful long way to explaining most of the stuff
> that we bare witness to in here. Just what kind of disorder we are
> talking about is beyond my limited knowledge
I think Jeff invented Perce because even he'd started to hate what
he'd become, and wanted to experiment with a more empathetic character
that wasn't so kneejerk cynical, xenophobic and obsessed with
compensating his fear of blacks. Jeff as a character just wasn't
working. He was just too obnoxious, single-dimensional and sinister.
Unfortunately for Jeff he wasn't able to suppress his latent nature
and Perce soon become a similar object of ridicule and derision. Perce
simply became a less guarded Jeff - Jeff's worst nightmare. He soon
realized the only answer was to get out of the group altogether.
I commend Jeff for this wise decision.
AB
Chris Parslow
Yep. That was a good 'un.
Just coughed verdelho all over the keyboard, right about 'sinister'...
CP
John Heath
Bait? You silly twat.
Again, why are you back?
John Heath
Oh, hi Dave. Waiting for your dole cheque to get back on full tilt
poker?
XR8 Sprintless
> Bait? You silly twat.
>
> Again, why are you back?
To piss you of you ignoramus. It's a free world. BTW If I'm right I
actually went to school with you. Think about that for a while.
John Heath
Hmm. I don't remember any 25-year-olds in year 6.
You're overestimating your significance if you think I give a crap
whether you're here or not. But do try to stop howling like a girl, if
you can manage it.
XR8 Sprintless
> On Jul 16, 1:07 pm, XR8 Sprintless <XR8_Spr...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>> John Heath wrote:
>>> Bait? You silly twat.
>>> Again, why are you back?
>> To piss you of you ignoramus. It's a free world. BTW If I'm right I
>> actually went to school with you. Think about that for a while.
>
> Hmm. I don't remember any 25-year-olds in year 6.
The retort of a two year old.
> You're overestimating your significance if you think I give a crap
> whether you're here or not. But do try to stop howling like a girl, if
> you can manage it.
It seems to be you who's howling about me being back. You are just a
stupid clown who thinks he's a bigshot. Most people here have you
killfiled so it would seem obvious who is still arguing like they are a
schoolkid. Your lack of social skills and lack of ability to know when
to shut up must mean that you have very few friends and probably
struggle with your relationships. seek professional help before it is
too late.
hth.
Awesome Bro
Not a laughing matter, I can assure you. Jeff's evil plan was to first
take over ASRL, then the Internet and ultimately the entire world.
Luckily for the human race as we know it, he stumbled on the first
step.
AB
Awesome Bro
So you two went to Brisbane Girls Grammar?
AB
Awesome Bro
I'm guessing you're trying to challenge John here to a drag in your
hotted up fairlane, amirite?
AB
John Heath
Fuck me... "You are just a stupid clown who thinks he's a bigshot."
I don't think I'll bother. We clearly didn't do any classes together
in high school.
John Heath
I don't have any experience in drag, but I'm pretty sure my fellatrix
Ford enthusiast former schoolmate could give me a few tips.
John Heath
(fx: horror) he called me a girl!
If this person was a *friend* from school, I'd have thought there
would have been some kind of comment or contact before this. Not a
peep.
I changed schools for year 10 so that more or less doubles the number
of people who might say went to school with me. Quite a few are on my
Facebook friends list, and again, nobody's mentioned anything about
ASRL. I would be surprised, very surprised, if this is anyone
significant. I didn't really stick to any particular patch of turf at
school at lunchtime, and I tended to get along with anyone who wasn't
a total dickhead.
I bump into people from school occasionally and have a decent chat.
Usually that involves swapping phone numbers. Haven't had anyone tell
me I was a stupid clown who thought he was a big shot until now. I'd
suggest that probably means XR8 Sprintless is wrong.
Sir Oswald P Wrong
<XR8_S...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>John Heath wrote:
>
>> Again, why are you back?
>
>To piss you of you ignoramus. It's a free world. BTW If I'm right I
>actually went to school with you. Think about that for a while.
LoL.
Be careful with this one Shag. Geppetto probably has already worked
out you know him and this may explain why he tried to bully you out of
ASR-Hell and why he's screaming blue baldy murder now that you have
come back.
No doubt his response in here will be his trademark 'I'm not me'
shenanigans and much hand wringing and hissy-fitting.
Pretty predictable stuff, that's my tip.
Sir Oswald P Wrong
<xr8_s...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>John Heath wrote:
>> On Jul 16, 1:07 pm, XR8 Sprintless <XR8_Spr...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>> John Heath wrote:
>>>> Bait? You silly twat.
>>>> Again, why are you back?
>>> To piss you of you ignoramus. It's a free world. BTW If I'm right I
>>> actually went to school with you. Think about that for a while.
>>
>> Hmm. I don't remember any 25-year-olds in year 6.
>
>The retort of a two year old.
>
Tick.
>> You're overestimating your significance if you think I give a crap
>> whether you're here or not. But do try to stop howling like a girl, if
>> you can manage it.
>
>It seems to be you who's howling about me being back.
Tick.
>You are just a
>stupid clown who thinks he's a bigshot.
Tick
>Most people here have you
>killfiled so it would seem obvious who is still arguing like they are a
>schoolkid.
Tick.
>Your lack of social skills and lack of ability to know when
>to shut up must mean that you have very few friends and probably
>struggle with your relationships.
Tick.
>seek professional help before it is
>too late.
>
Cross.
Not a bad effort for a newbie though ;-)
As the sockathon has proven in here time and time again he is beyond
help.
>hth.
If only.
XR8 Sprintless
> (fx: horror) he called me a girl!
That's a possibility.
> If this person was a *friend* from school, I'd have thought there
> would have been some kind of comment or contact before this. Not a
> peep.
Did I say I was a friend. I stated that I thought I may have gone to
school with you. I haven't kept contact with many people from my school
as I moved out of the area to go to university.
> I changed schools for year 10 so that more or less doubles the number
> of people who might say went to school with me. Quite a few are on my
> Facebook friends list, and again, nobody's mentioned anything about
> ASRL. I would be surprised, very surprised, if this is anyone
> significant. I didn't really stick to any particular patch of turf at
> school at lunchtime, and I tended to get along with anyone who wasn't
> a total dickhead.
I have made no claim to be anyone significant you stupid twat.
> I bump into people from school occasionally and have a decent chat.
> Usually that involves swapping phone numbers. Haven't had anyone tell
> me I was a stupid clown who thought he was a big shot until now. I'd
> suggest that probably means XR8 Sprintless is wrong.
Maybe I'm not. You have tried to run roughshod over good people here and
are now getting a bit back. Don't like it, the ping off. A wise person
once stated that for evil to triumph all that was required was for good
men to do nothing.
So the question is what schools did you go to?
XR8 Sprintless
Oh dear, losing one's marbles are we. It's an interesting conversation
you have going there with your meatpuppet. Look that one up in the
article OPW mentioned the other day.
Jeff
"John Heath" <johnsm...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:af1f716f-1b47-43b8...@m45g2000hsb.googlegroups.com...
>
> I changed schools for year 10 so that more or less doubles the number
> of people who might say went to school with me. Quite a few are on my
> Facebook friends list
You're on Facebook, eh?
LOL
http://www.facebook.com/badge.php?&i...ert&format=png
John Heath
> "John Heath" <johnsmith...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
Yes. What's your point?
XR8 Sprintless
the link if they are logged into facebook. Clever NOT...
Fish Womper
>>
>> I thought you left? But you burst back on the stage to bag a bloke
>> who's risen far beyond his limitations.
>
>
>I recently saw a documentary about two accused terrorists who escaped
>from Guantanamo Bay, caught a lift to the US on a Cuban refugee craft,
>got recaptured, escaped again, and ended up parachuting fair into
>Dubya's living room. Being one incredibly calm son of a gun, instead
>of calling the heat, he just pulled out his stash and bonged on with
>them.
>
>What a cool dude. No wonder he won two elections in a row.
>
>AB
I have always given AB and JH the benefit of admittedly a very minute
doubt, but this proves they are one and the same. No two people could
possibly have a positive opinion on GWB. Case closed.
fish
XR8 Sprintless
interesting result!!!
Geraint Vincent }:c{»
"XR8 Sprintless" <xr8_s...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:00910937$0$20308$c3e...@news.astraweb.com...
Very dodgy.
John Heath
The people who did go to school with me know the answer to that
question. As for the rest of your post, wake up. You're taking all
this far too seriously. Riding roughshod over people in here and now
I'm getting some back... fer fark's sake.
You chucked on a teenage whinge when everyone didn't doff their hats
and fall into line behind you over AB and I deservedly giving Bunny
shit. You then left the newsgroup in a huff. If I give you a bit of
shit about your hysterical PMS antics on your return, I guess you're
going to have to learn to live with it.
John Heath
Is your keyboard broken, or in the many years we spent together at
school, did the topic of question marks never come up?
John Heath
> Jeff wrote:
> > "John Heath" <johnsmith...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
Wasn't in my English class at all, I guess.
John Heath
If you say so, champ. I rather think around 50% of the US has a pretty
good opinion of him.
John Heath
<removefirst_asrl...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> "XR8 Sprintless" <xr8_spr...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>
> news:00910937$0$20308$c3e...@news.astraweb.com...
>
> > Jeff wrote:
> >> "John Heath" <johnsmith...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> >>news:af1f716f-1b47-43b8...@m45g2000hsb.googlegroups.com...
> >>> I changed schools for year 10 so that more or less doubles the number
> >>> of people who might say went to school with me. Quite a few are on my
> >>> Facebook friends list
>
> >> You're on Facebook, eh?
>
> >> LOL
> >>http://www.facebook.com/badge.php?&i...ert&format=png
>
> > If you are on facebook look up JH by his email address used here. VERY
> > interesting result!!!
>
> Very dodgy.
Not really. I wanted to know how much spam I would get from being on
facebook so I invented a false person and used my old hotmail account.
I decided to have a bit of fun with it.
Sir Oswald P Wrong
All I found was this
http://www.facebook.com/people/Marinella_Zimb/1079497072
Is this another one of 'John Heath's' numerous fake id's?
ruud
aus.sport.rugby-league:
No, apparently :-) It was supposedly an experiment to see how much spam
it would get. Jesus I might be dead by christmas but at least Iw ill
never have been that much of a loser.
Sir Oswald P Wrong
>Sir Oswald P Wrong <ossie...@spamawayexposures.co.nz> wrote in
>aus.sport.rugby-league:
>
>> On Sat, 19 Jul 2008 07:38:58 +1000, XR8 Sprintless
>> <xr8_s...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>>Jeff wrote:
>>>> "John Heath" <johnsm...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>>> news:af1f716f-1b47-43b8...@m45g2000hsb.googlegroups.co
>>>> m...
>>>>> I changed schools for year 10 so that more or less doubles the
>>>>> number of people who might say went to school with me. Quite a few
>>>>> are on my Facebook friends list
>>>>
>>>> You're on Facebook, eh?
>>>>
>>>> LOL
>>>> http://www.facebook.com/badge.php?&i...ert&format=png
>>>>
>>>>
>>>If you are on facebook look up JH by his email address used here. VERY
>>>interesting result!!!
>>
>> All I found was this
>>
>> http://www.facebook.com/people/Marinella_Zimb/1079497072
>>
>> Is this another one of 'John Heath's' numerous fake id's?
>
>No, apparently :-)
>
Well, it can't be this one
http://www.facebook.com/people/John_Heath/693606808
because that doesn't list any friends and I could have sworn 'John'
saying "Quite a few are on my Facebook friends list"
The only Facebook list I could find with any 'friends' on it are the
one where he is posing as a nubile teen female and he seems to have
accepted or sought friend invitations from numerous other female
teens.
Why would a bald middle aged man pose as a nubile female teen on
facebook and seek friendship from female teens?
What does Google tells us about these kind of activities?
>It was supposedly an experiment to see how much spam
>it would get.
Ah yes, the Pete Townsend copyrighted 'research' defense. It seems
strange that out of all the available fake personas someone would
invent to carry out that 'research' that he chose a female teen bimbo,
stranger still that he accepted friend requests.
What's he up to?
>Jesus I might be dead by christmas but at least Iw ill
>never have been that much of a loser.
Tick.
XR8 Sprintless
>>> All I found was this
>>>
>>> http://www.facebook.com/people/Marinella_Zimb/1079497072
>>>
>>> Is this another one of 'John Heath's' numerous fake id's?
>> No, apparently :-)
>>
>
> Well, it can't be this one
>
> http://www.facebook.com/people/John_Heath/693606808
>
> because that doesn't list any friends and I could have sworn 'John'
> saying "Quite a few are on my Facebook friends list"
>
> The only Facebook list I could find with any 'friends' on it are the
> one where he is posing as a nubile teen female and he seems to have
> accepted or sought friend invitations from numerous other female
> teens.
Hmmm, seems it has a split personality. On one hand it is a happily
married man running a business, on the other it is a gay female
centrelink database administrator.
>
> Why would a bald middle aged man pose as a nubile female teen on
> facebook and seek friendship from female teens?
>
> What does Google tells us about these kind of activities?
>
>> It was supposedly an experiment to see how much spam
>> it would get.
>
> Ah yes, the Pete Townsend copyrighted 'research' defense. It seems
> strange that out of all the available fake personas someone would
> invent to carry out that 'research' that he chose a female teen bimbo,
> stranger still that he accepted friend requests.
One wonders what his wife thinks of his activities...
> What's he up to?
>
>> Jesus I might be dead by christmas but at least Iw ill
>> never have been that much of a loser.
Ruud you could live until you were 1000 and never get close.
XR8 Sprintless
I'm losing this argument so how can I win again? Oh that's right I'll
point out that the opponents spelling and punctuation are incorrect. Loser.
XR8 Sprintless
Oh shit, they've discovered my alter ego. I was all about researching
spam. It was. Truly it was. Oh why don't people believe me. LOSER.
Geraint Vincent }:c{»
==========
It's not always about you. I was talking about the profile itself,
irrespective of whose e-mail account it was, that it looked like a fake
profile.
PS, you claim it to be an experiment, either way it's not a good one.
Certain profiles will more likely attract more unwanted attention than other
profiles.
John Heath
That was the point. I added almost everyone who asked to be a friend,
added every application that was sent from contacts.
Facebook lessons learned:
- Facebook is quite good re spam
- Bisexual women and middle eastern men don't beat around the bush, if
you'll pardon the expression. The women in particular are a lot more
forward than I ever was.
John Heath
> Sir Oswald P Wrong <ossiepwr...@spamawayexposures.co.nz> wrote in
> aus.sport.rugby-league:
>
>
>
>
>
> > On Sat, 19 Jul 2008 07:38:58 +1000, XR8 Sprintless
> > <xr8_spr...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
> >>Jeff wrote:
> >>>news:af1f716f-1b47-43b8...@m45g2000hsb.googlegroups.co
> >>> m...
> >>>> I changed schools for year 10 so that more or less doubles the
> >>>> number of people who might say went to school with me. Quite a few
> >>>> are on my Facebook friends list
>
> >>> You're on Facebook, eh?
>
> >>> LOL
> >>>http://www.facebook.com/badge.php?&i...ert&format=png
>
> >>If you are on facebook look up JH by his email address used here. VERY
> >>interesting result!!!
>
> > All I found was this
>
> >http://www.facebook.com/people/Marinella_Zimb/1079497072
>
> > Is this another one of 'John Heath's' numerous fake id's?
>
> No, apparently :-) It was supposedly an experiment to see how much spam
> it would get. Jesus I might be dead by christmas but at least Iw ill
> never have been that much of a loser.
You're a fucking leftie. It doesn't get any worse than that. HTH.
John Heath
You're quite welcome to improve, or piss off. It's really up to you.
You're not the sharpest tool in the shed, but I'm a loser for pointing
it out? I'm such a big meanie for not being a halfwit. Poor guy who
likes cars and not books. Let's all have a sook.
John Heath
> Sir Oswald P Wrong wrote:
> Hmmm, seems it has a split personality. On one hand it is a happily
> married man running a business, on the other it is a gay female
> centrelink database administrator.
Very happily, thanks for asking. Yes, the fake profile was about as
opposite to me as you could get. You seem to think this is an ongoing
thing, but until you brought it up I hadn't thought about it for
several months.
> > Why would a bald middle aged man pose as a nubile female teen on
> > facebook and seek friendship from female teens?
I'm not sure, but it's not a very relevant question. For Dave's and
anyone else's information, I'm 31, and I'm pretty sure the pics are of
someone within a year or two of my age. I work with and in close
proximity to 18-22 year old girls and there is little on the planet
less interesting than the crap they carry on with. I might be aging
prematurely, who knows, but they do my head in. Sorry to disappoint my
fans but the insinuation is false.
> One wonders what his wife thinks of his activities...
One very well might, if there were activites at all. We don't have any
secrets.
> >> Jesus I might be dead by christmas but at least Iw ill
> >> never have been that much of a loser.
>
> Ruud you could live until you were 1000 and never get close.
Well, let's hope that's a consolation for him then.
Jeff
"Sir Oswald P Wrong" <ossie...@spamawayexposures.co.nz> wrote in message
news:rek584l3r2ag1nc5q...@4ax.com...
Jeezus wept!
What have I been fortunate enough to miss here?
The link to that Sambro sock account above no longer exists.
Cheers,
Jeff.
Jeff
G'day Bro,
Anyone on here with a clue knows that you giving Bunny continual shit over
something he immediately apologised for was completely uncalled for on your
part.
Anyone on here with a clue knows that Bunny isn't the issue.
Anyone on here with a clue knows your agenda.
Oswald by plenty BTW.
HTH
--
Cheers,
Jeff.
Sir Oswald P Wrong
Sounds like bullsh!t to me.
'John's' hotmail address will be receiving spam from spiders crawling
through asr-hell so if he was really interested in researching how
much spam he was getting from his nubile teen female fake persona with
119 teen friends on Facebook how would he know what spam was being
generated and where it came from?
Also, why is the profile not public, surely if facebook generated spam
was really why 'John' was posing on Facebook as a teenage girl then
why not make the profile public?
What is he/she hiding?
Also, what exactly was the purpose of this 'research'?
Surely the amount of spam generated by Facebook would be something
that would be easy find with a simple Google search?
Let's see shall we?
Yep.
What is John' really up to with his shemale efforts?
It's probably a shame that no one found this earlier and posed as a
fellow teen and made friends with 'John' to see what he was really up
to.
Or did they?
What was he like at school by the way? A bit of girl is my tip.
Some things never change ;-)
Sir Oswald P Wrong
Tick.
>Anyone on here with a clue knows that you giving Bunny continual shit over
>something he immediately apologised for was completely uncalled for on your
>part.
>
Tick.
>Anyone on here with a clue knows that Bunny isn't the issue.
>
Tick.
>Anyone on here with a clue knows your agenda.
>
Tick.
>Oswald by plenty BTW.
>
Tick.
>HTH
Cross.
Jeff
> I thought you left? But you burst back on the stage to bag a bloke
> who's risen far beyond his limitations.
G'day Bushevik,
It's always handy to have family networking connections to Saudi Arabia, the
Bin Laden's, the CIA and the military/corporate elite in the biggest
terrorist state of the lot, the US of A.
Your favourite, gutless, MIA from national service, cocaine-snorting
president is still a thick bastard.
Just like you, eh?
> You weren't missed. Why bother?
None of your socks are ever missed.
HTH
Jeff
"Awesome Bro" <Awsom...@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:2ff629c0-4b1b-4712...@m36g2000hse.googlegroups.com...
> Cryptic, but I think I have it. You've been lurking in the bushes
> here?
>
> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brisbane_Girls_Grammar_School
>
> AB
Did Marinella Zimb attend that school?
I guess you would know.
ROLF
Jeff
> I'm not John
>
> HTH
>
>AB
Well not today perhaps Sambro.
Who are you right now?
Marinella?
Jeff
>
> I think Jeff invented Perce
Nah... Perce is more likely to be you.
You share something in common after all.
You were both too gutless to meet up for a coffee.
*LOL*
Regards,
Mellita.
Jeff
>
> Not a laughing matter, I can assure you. Jeff's evil plan was to first
> take over ASRL, then the Internet and ultimately the entire world.
> Luckily for the human race as we know it, he stumbled on the first
> step.
>
> AB
And two-dozen socks later (at the very least!)... you haven't even got out
of first gear in terms of taking over.
Despite your unhealthy obsession with him, Oswald still OWNS you.
Jeff
On Jul 18, 11:03 am, "Jeff" <jeff9011spa...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> "John Heath" <johnsmith...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>
> news:af1f716f-1b47-43b8...@m45g2000hsb.googlegroups.com...
>
>
>
> > of people who might say went to school with me. Quite a few are on my
>
> > You're on Facebook, eh?
>
> > LOLhttp://www.facebook.com/badge.php?&i...ert&format=png
>
LOL
You thick twat.
Jeff
"XR8 Sprintless" <XR8_S...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:00901c5d$0$20302$c3e...@news.astraweb.com...
>>> I changed schools for year 10 so that more or less doubles the number
>>> of people who might say went to school with me. Quite a few are on my
>>> Facebook friends list
>>
>> You're on Facebook, eh?
>>
>> http://www.facebook.com/badge.php?&i...ert&format=png
>>
>>
> So basically it pulls up the profile picture of whoever logs clicks on the
> link if they are logged into facebook. Clever NOT...
:-)
Cheers,
Jeff.
Jeff
On Jul 19, 10:41 am, Geraint Vincent }:c{»
<removefirst_asrl...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> "XR8 Sprintless" <xr8_spr...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>
>
> > > VERY
> > > interesting result!!!
> >
> > Very dodgy.
>
> Not really.
LOL
Well... perhaps not a dodgy pursuit for you Shag.
Does Melissa know?
> I wanted to know how much spam I would get from being on
> facebook so I invented a false person and used my old hotmail account.
> I decided to have a bit of fun with it.
Did Anthony G Webb tell you to say that?
Bwahahahahaha.
XR8 Sprintless
MonoJoker
news:6ehs25F...@mid.individual.net...
>
> "John Heath" <johnsm...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:3f4a5602-5e6a-4c3d...@27g2000hsf.googlegroups.com...
>> I thought you left? But you burst back on the stage to bag a bloke
>> who's risen far beyond his limitations.
>
> G'day Bushevik,
>
> It's always handy to have family networking connections to Saudi Arabia,
> the Bin Laden's, the CIA and the military/corporate elite in the biggest
> terrorist state of the lot, the US of A.
Rubbish! He's proof incarnate that any C average student can become
president of the greatest country on earth. Helps if your dad was president
and your family has influence in the high court too but Junior did it all on
his own merits I'll have you know!
> Your favourite, gutless, MIA from national service, cocaine-snorting
> president is still a thick bastard.
Don't forget pretzel choking LOL. I'm surprised the stupid prick can
breathe without someone to help.
> Just like you, eh?
Watch it, John is the toughest guy I have met on the internet - he'll bash
ya if you say nasty things to him on the newsgroup!
>> You weren't missed. Why bother?
>
> None of your socks are ever missed.
Nonsense. John looks forward to a lot of his own posts.
Cheers
LT.
MonoJoker
news:488020b4....@news-vip.optusnet.com.au...
>
>>>
>>> I thought you left? But you burst back on the stage to bag a bloke
>>> who's risen far beyond his limitations.
>>
>>
>>I recently saw a documentary about two accused terrorists who escaped
>>from Guantanamo Bay, caught a lift to the US on a Cuban refugee craft,
>>got recaptured, escaped again, and ended up parachuting fair into
>>Dubya's living room. Being one incredibly calm son of a gun, instead
>>of calling the heat, he just pulled out his stash and bonged on with
>>them.
>>
>>What a cool dude. No wonder he won two elections in a row.
>>
>>AB
>
> I have always given AB and JH the benefit of admittedly a very minute
> doubt, but this proves they are one and the same. No two people could
> possibly have a positive opinion on GWB. Case closed.
LOL. All 3 share the same level of credibility...
Cheers
LT.
John Heath
For starters, the false profile was of a 25-year-old, not a teen. For
seconds, yes the hotmail account gets a lot of spam but it's usually
all the same stuff - pharmaceuticals, plastic surgery and bank scams.
If I started getting spam targetted to 25-year-old females, then
Facebook would have been the culprit. For thirds, there were plenty of
people on the friends list. For fourths, it was a public profile and
for fifths I thought the number of friends was significantly higher
than that.
I doubt very much I'm the first to say this: your tiny thing didn't
work.
John Heath
> "John Heath" <johnsmith...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>
> news:35515e67-5f97-4245...@b2g2000prf.googlegroups.com...
> On Jul 18, 11:03 am, "Jeff" <jeff9011spa...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
> > "John Heath" <johnsmith...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>
> >news:af1f716f-1b47-43b8...@m45g2000hsb.googlegroups.com...
>
> > > I changed schools for year 10 so that more or less doubles the number
> > > of people who might say went to school with me. Quite a few are on my
> > > Facebook friends list
>
> > > You're on Facebook, eh?
>
> > > LOLhttp://www.facebook.com/badge.php?&i...ert&format=png
>
> > Yes. What's your point?
>
> LOL
>
> You thick twat.
You'd know all about that, champ. Again, what's your point?
John Heath
> "Jeff" <jeff9011spa...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>
> news:6ehs25F...@mid.individual.net...
>
>
>
> > "John Heath" <johnsmith...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
So do you, darling. Even when he's killfiled me, he still has to have
me in his life.
John Heath
> "John Heath" <johnsmith...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
That's your opinion. Mine is that Bunny thought it was hilarious until
it became apparent that everyone else disagreed. The apology didn't
come because he had a change of heart but because he was being caned.
It was the poorest form possible, and AB and I have let him have it.
That there is a cadre of mostly lefty twats on here who think it's
more important to bag us than anything else is not disputed, but
that's your problem, not mine.
> Anyone on here with a clue knows that Bunny isn't the issue.
Actually, there are two issues. Your being a twat is one, but again,
it's your issue. Good luck with it. The other is Dave's very relaxed
and liberal attitude to people making sexual suggestions about his
grandchildren. With the dubious benefit of my childhood experiences I
might have formed a more defensive attitude than most, but I would
have thought at least a metaphoric smack around the ears would have
been forthcoming. He wasn't even fazed.
> Anyone on here with a clue knows your agenda.
You sound pretty confident in yourself. Why not share with the world
your take on my 'agenda'?
> Oswald by plenty BTW.
Is there a race to KFC or something? Could not give a flying frig what
either of you thinks. HTH.
>
> HTH
>
> --
> Cheers,
> Jeff.
Sir Oswald P Wrong
<jeff901...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>"John Heath" <johnsm...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>news:d28a14af-0954-4d2f...@f1g2000prb.googlegroups.com...
>On Jul 19, 10:41 am, Geraint Vincent }:c{»
><removefirst_asrl...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>> "XR8 Sprintless" <xr8_spr...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>
>>
>> > > If you are on facebook look up JH by his email address used here.
>> > > VERY
>> > > interesting result!!!
>> >
>> > Very dodgy.
>>
>> Not really.
>
>LOL
>Well... perhaps not a dodgy pursuit for you Shag.
>Does Melissa know?
>
Not yet but if 'John' is smart he'll want to let her hair it from him.
'John' Honey, I have to tell you about my online activities. I fear
Oswald P Wrong may ring you and tell you this so here goes... I've
been posing as a nubile female teen on a social networking site and
have attracted the attention of a number of middle eastern men and
bisexual women. However, they were all way more forward and suggestive
than I was.
'Melissa' How suggestive and forward were you?.
'John' Oh sh!t. Come on honey, it was just research into spam.
'Melissa' OK, that's fine baby. I'm going to go online and conduct
some research of my own. Have you ever heard of cuckolding? How do I
get in touch with this Oswald P Wrong?
>> I wanted to know how much spam I would get from being on
>> facebook so I invented a false person and used my old hotmail account.
>> I decided to have a bit of fun with it.
>
>Did Anthony G Webb tell you to say that?
>
>Bwahahahahaha.
>
Good point, well made.
One of the saddest sights I've ever witnessed as owner of asr-hell was
to see images of a poster dressed in ladies underwear pulling himself
off.
Thankfully we have, until now, been saved from images of current
shemale John She/Heath gratifying himself whilst attracting attention
from middle eastern men and bisexual women on the Facebook website
where he is currently masquerading as a teenage bimbo.
Sir Oswald P Wrong
<jeff901...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>"Awesome Bro" <Awsom...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>news:8025dbcd-1f2f-4f46...@26g2000hsk.googlegroups.com...
>>
>> I think Jeff invented Perce
>
>Nah... Perce is more likely to be you.
>
Tick.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet_sock_puppet#Strawman_sockpuppet
Strawman sockpuppet
A strawman sockpuppet is a false flag pseudonym created by a user with
one point of view, but acts as though the puppet has an opposing point
of view, in order to make that point of view look bad. Such
sockpuppets will typically advance foolish straw man arguments that
their puppeteers can then easily refute. They often act in an
unintelligent, uninformed, or bigoted manner. The effect is to
discredit more rational arguments for the same side.
- - -
Sambro's Perce puppetry was about as transparent as Anthongy Webb's
bra and g-string ensemble.
The only difference I could spot between the puppet and the thong was
that Webb's g-string didn't have as bigger prong in it.
>You share something in common after all.
>
A preoccupation with posing on the Internet as men dressing up as
women?
>You were both too gutless to meet up for a coffee.
>
>*LOL*
>
That too.
>
>Regards,
>Mellita.
>
*ROLF*
XR8 Sprintless
I may not be the sharpest tool in the shed as you say, but I'm not the
one who has fun posing as a girl on facebook to attract other girls.
You would probably find out that I have read more books in my lifetime
than you have had hot dinners. I am an avid reader and used to write
quite a bit in my professional capacity. As such, it was not often that
I was ever corrected over spelling or punctuation when it mattered. On
newsgroups the only people who worry about spelling and punctuation are
those who are seriously losing an argument and look to divert attention
from that.
If you are so brilliant as you have stated, then why are you such a loser.
John Heath
Nice ending.
You repeatedly posted rhetorical questions as statements, and had
retorts like "the retort of a two year old." Sheer genius. In my
experience repeated laziness with writing isn't laziness but a lack of
education. If you write like a simpleton then expect to be treated
like one. If there's a dickhead having a go at me in the style of a
fifth-grader, forgive me for playing the man and not the ball and
pointing out his shithouseness.
You obviously wrote more correctly in your professional capacity, or
maybe the only people reading it weren't too cluey themselves. People
in my organisation use butcher's apostrophe's like they're going out
of fashion. I don't know if anyone's correcting them, but a lack of
feedback doesn't make them correct.
Could you please let me know what argument I was seriously losing? The
only dispute I remember having with you was over my giving you shit
for your hysterical sad-pack and exit. Since I was and am right,
surely that's not it. I confess I haven't paid a whole lot of
attention to your posts specifically in the past, but I don't recall
either of us having a particular problem with the other before you
left.
John Heath
>
> >"John Heath" <johnsmith...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
Jesus, now I've heard it all. I think I'd better go and top myself,
because Dave Stewart and his disciples Jeff/Perce and Liam are having
a go at me.
Sir Oswald P Wrong
<jeff901...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>"Awesome Bro" <Awsom...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>news:dcd5a3b6-e750-4891...@m73g2000hsh.googlegroups.com...
>>
>> Not a laughing matter, I can assure you. Jeff's evil plan was to first
>> take over ASRL, then the Internet and ultimately the entire world.
>> Luckily for the human race as we know it, he stumbled on the first
>> step.
>>
>> AB
>
>And two-dozen socks later (at the very least!)... you haven't even got out
>of first gear in terms of taking over.
>
The mental state of health of this seriously disturbed out patient has
to be of concern.
To think that he can masquerade in here as any number of sock puppets
and pretend that he's actually passing himself off as anything less
than a lunatic indicates a serious disconnection with reality.
I guess it's the sort of frame of mind that would have a outwardly
happily married man, publicly defensive of his darling wife and
threatening to punch the lights out of any one who causes her any
offense, then slipping out of the marital bedroom late at might,
logging onto Facebook as some female teenage skank and having
adulterous cyber sex sessions with horny middle eastern men and
supposedly female teenage lesbians.
The tragedy of course is those supposedly teenaged female lesbians
he's spit polishing the pink torana to are most likely bald middle
aged losers like him.
http://www.crackersport.com/images/onlinedating.jpg
>Despite your unhealthy obsession with him, Oswald still OWNS you.
>
Translation: Hey Johnbro, did you ever cyber with a supposedly female
teenage lesbian from a NZ IP address and swap pics? If so, post the
logs.
Sir Oswald P Wrong
LoL
This is turning into an ASR-Hell Classic thread.
'Johanna Heath' suggesting someone else is 'a sook' whilst playing
out his own personal Crying Game posing as a female teen skank on
social networking website Facebook whilst cybering middle eastern men
and swapping pics with teen lessos. Can't you see it now, on one side
of the world some fat balding American pervert posing, like 'John' as
a nubile teen lezzer, sending nudie pics of some random sheila for
John to pull off at whilst doing the same with the fake pics John sent
of 'himself'.
Tragic, but funny.
And now with his shemale antics exposed for the world to see he
resorts to a spelling flame.
ROLFmFAO
MonoJoker
news:527a84hguj3o2v9b5...@4ax.com...
That's the thing about ASRL, all the nutjobs seem to come undone in the
end...
Cheers
LT.
XR8 Sprintless
> On Jul 21, 1:15 pm, XR8 Sprintless <XR8_Spr...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>> John Heath wrote:
>>> On Jul 20, 5:47 pm, XR8 Sprintless <xr8_spr...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>>> I'm losing this argument so how can I win again? Oh that's right I'll
>>>> point out that the opponents spelling and punctuation are incorrect. Loser.
>>> You're quite welcome to improve, or piss off. It's really up to you.
>>> You're not the sharpest tool in the shed, but I'm a loser for pointing
>>> it out? I'm such a big meanie for not being a halfwit. Poor guy who
>>> likes cars and not books. Let's all have a sook.
>> I may not be the sharpest tool in the shed as you say, but I'm not the
>> one who has fun posing as a girl on facebook to attract other girls.
>> You would probably find out that I have read more books in my lifetime
>> than you have had hot dinners. I am an avid reader and used to write
>> quite a bit in my professional capacity. As such, it was not often that
>> I was ever corrected over spelling or punctuation when it mattered. On
>> newsgroups the only people who worry about spelling and punctuation are
>> those who are seriously losing an argument and look to divert attention
>> from that.
>>
>
> Nice ending.
>
> You repeatedly posted rhetorical questions as statements, and had
> retorts like "the retort of a two year old." Sheer genius. In my
> experience repeated laziness with writing isn't laziness but a lack of
> education. If you write like a simpleton then expect to be treated
> like one. If there's a dickhead having a go at me in the style of a
> fifth-grader, forgive me for playing the man and not the ball and
> pointing out his shithouseness.
Excuse me for writing in a style that I thought you may understand.
Obviously it was a little to academic for you. How's this then:- John,
you have shown yourself to be a fool and rather silly at the same time.
Perhaps you might like to apologise for calling me a simpleton when I
have just made a couple of small typing errors. It is not very
professional of you to retort in this manner. You are a professional
aren't you John?
> You obviously wrote more correctly in your professional capacity, or
> maybe the only people reading it weren't too cluey themselves. People
> in my organisation use butcher's apostrophe's like they're going out
> of fashion. I don't know if anyone's correcting them, but a lack of
> feedback doesn't make them correct.
Considering that what I wrote was read by a couple of thousand people
each year and my presentations were considered extremely professional
then perhaps you are making assumptions that are baseless. In a previous
position I had to write reports that gave account for situations that
had happened during my shift. As some of these involved accidents they
had to be written to a professional standard. You know nothing about me
or my educational level and quite frankly I know nothing about you other
than what I have seen here on the web which to be bluntly honest is not
a glowing tribute to your elevated level of intelligence and honesty,
the standards of which you are attempting to judge me.
> Could you please let me know what argument I was seriously losing? The
> only dispute I remember having with you was over my giving you shit
> for your hysterical sad-pack and exit. Since I was and am right,
> surely that's not it. I confess I haven't paid a whole lot of
> attention to your posts specifically in the past, but I don't recall
> either of us having a particular problem with the other before you
> left.
I did have an issue with your continued attempts at smearing Bunny's
character with aspersions that are only based on the fact that he made a
mistake and has since apologised sincerely for it. I asked you to cease
posting the garbage and you abused me. When I came back to the group you
immediately attacked me even though I was only assisting Monojoker as he
obviously had missed the issue of points awarded to a person who has not
put in tips for the week. I took umbrage with your post and you are now
seeing the direct results of your foolishness.
Sir Oswald P Wrong
Very true.
We've certainly seen some weirdos over the years.
Aaron Meadows of course springs to mind, spent a fair bit of his time
in here calling anyone who disagreed with him a child abuser.
Then of course someone found his posts on some newsgroup where he was
trying to make contact with a real life pedo to have sex with a 10
year old.
Like a true weirdo he didn't seem to bothered by being found out.
Not sure what happened to him.
Anthony Webb (V.1) A right basket case this one. Turned out to be
posting photos of himself tugging what may or may not have been a
penis all over social networking sites on the Internet. Silly enough
to attach the same email address he used in here to those pics as
well.
When he was busted he didn't seem to care too much.
He seems to have vanished also.
There was that joker who jumped to the defense of the Canterbury when
they got into that tight spot after swimming in a pool of each others
jism up if Coffs. He turned out to be posting rape fantasies on the
Internet.
Seemed quote proud of his work as well.
He seems to have come and gone as well.
Then of course 'John Heath', like Aaron 'John' is keen to point the
'child abuser' finger at blokes he doesn't like at the same time as
he's posting all sorts of unpleasant 'gags' involving kids being
mistreated. And funnily enough like Webb.1 he's been found out on a
social networking website with a very dubious profile that
unfortunately has all the hallmarks of a predator.
'John' also seems unfazed by being found out.
He's tried explaining it all away as a simple research project into
spam that once he got it underway he decided to have 'fun' with. He's
yet to explain what kind of fun posing as a teenage bimbo skank on
Facebook gave him, but you don't have to be the sharpest tool in the
shed to imagine him sitting at his PC and cybering with fellow net
kooks until the blood comes.
'John' is of course a special case, he's admitted in the past to using
a number of fake identity's on the internet over many years to get his
kicks and no one can really be sure of how many there are.
Stranger still is why the need for so many fake identities?
OK, so the guy is clearly a raving nutjob with several severe mental
health issues but how crazy would you be to stick around and line up
for more?
Self loathing and low self esteem is the obvious answer, like those
weirdos who go to domintrixes and pay good money to get p!ssed on and
suffer all sorts of degrading humiliations which I'm told include
being spoon fed helpings of your own feces.
Same thing is going on here I guess.
He's certainly getting his moneys worth in here.