SHANE'S SHAME
Jun 19 2005
EXCLUSIVE: SHANE WARNE SEX SHAME
By Mike Duffy
CRICKET legend Shane Warne has been caught out - cheating on his wife
with a pretty blonde student.
Laura Sayers, 25, told how the Hampshire captain stripped naked in
front of her before begging for sex.
But when Laura gave in to the Aussie dad-of-three's naked demands, she
was left stumped in no time.
"It was all over very quickly. I could have been a blow-up doll for
all he cared. He just had one thing on his mind," said finance student
Laura.
She says their one-night stand came on the eve of the Australian
cricket team's Ashes tour of England.
Warne's marriage has been hit by a string of love-cheat sex claims -
he even lost his Australian vice-captaincy after pestering a British nurse.
Now he will have more explaining to do to his wife Simone, who flew to
join him in Britain last week from their home in Melbourne.
Warne, 35, promised he had changed his ways after a string of earlier
indiscretions threatened their marriage.
But when hemet Londoner Laura in a West End club he was smitten.
Warne was with his county team-mate, England star Kevin Pietersen. A
friend of Laura's was going out with Pietersen and she turned up to make up
the numbers. Laura said she didn't even know who he was when he introduced
himself in a swanky private members' bar.
She said: "My friend was dating Kevin and they invited me out. They
introduced me to their friend Shane, but I don't follow cricket and had no
idea who he was.
"The first thing he said was: 'How about a foursome?' Shane laughed
but I told him off and was quite offended. I thought, who is this creep?"
After moving to Umbaba nightclub and drinking until the early hours,
Kevin and Laura's friend decided to go back to Kevin's London flat.
Laura said: "Shane said he was going back with them and asked me to
come. We were just going as a group so I went along. When we got there,
Shane and I left Kevin and my friend alone. Shane made it clear he wanted to
get laid. I told him I didn't want to, but he was persistent.
"He left me in the lounge and went into the bedroom and called out for
me to join him. I walked into the bedroom but I told him I wasn't interested
in having sex with him. He took off all his clothes and I asked him if he
had a condom, I guessed he didn't, so I thought that would be the end of
it."
Laura said Shane ran out of the room and returned with a condom. She
added: "When he came back I just gave in."
She said Warne failed to put in a match-winning performance under the
covers. She said: "He's a bit chubby, but he's quite fit. It was all over
very quickly and he wasn't very well-endowed. He just wanted to get laid.
"As soon as it was over, he fell asleep snoring and didn't wake up."
She crept out at about 4am and asked her friend to take her home.
Laura said: "I'm 25, these things happen, but I don't sleep around. It
was supposed to be a private thing, but Shane told some of his cricketing
friends and suddenly I had all these people calling me about it. They wanted
to know who I'd told and where I live - they told me if his wife found out
it would ruin his life. But word got out and it didn't come from me."
Laura says in recent weeks she's been contacted by friends of Warne
asking her to deny she slept with him.
Laura says she can't remember whether Shane wore his wedding ring when
she slept with him, but insists she would not have gone to bed with him if
she had known he was married. "I think he has issues in his life. To do this
when he has a wife and children is not right," she said.
The cricketer and his wife, who have a #4.2million home in Melbourne,
now plan to live near Southampton. His Hampshire contract runs until 2008
and it's thought children Brooke, Jack and Summer have left their schools in
Australia to join them.
Warne is hailed as the greatest leg-spin bowler of all time. He holds
the record for Test wickets and has had great success in one-day cricket.
Yesterday he had a day off after Hampshire lost by an innings against
Surrey on Friday. He is not part of the Oz one-day team but is due to join
their Test side for the Ashes series next month. Australia were further
humilated yesterday when they lost to lowly Bangladesh in the NatWest
one-day series. In his 2001 autobiography, Warne confessed to sending
sex-texts to a girl he met in a Leicester nightclub, and spoke of his
admiration for the "dignified way" wife Simone stood by him. He added: "It
took time for the marriage to get back to where it was before, but we
eventually succeeded through talking and love."
Last week he made a further bid to change his ways - promising he
would dump his mobile phone.
Warne was enrolled in the MCC hall of fame two weeks ago and unveiled
his own portrait at Lord's cricket ground. The artist had been asked to
remove Warne's bulging manhood from the painting.
Now his long-suffering wife may be thinking along similiar lines...
WARNE-ING SIGNS
SHANE Warne is considered one of the great cricketers of all time, but
his off-pitch antics cast a shadow over his achievements.
In 1998, he was fined for accepting money from an Indian bookmaker - a
scandal that was hushed-up for almost four years.
Police were called to a scene in New Zealand after Warne tried to
snatch a bag from a fan who unintentionally photo- graphed the cricketer
enjoying a cigarette after being sponsored by a nicotine-gum company to kick
the habit. And in 2000 he was stripped of the Australian vice-captaincy
after pestering Brit nurse Donna Wright with explicit late-night calls.
He was banned from cricket for a year when he failed a drugs test in
2003. Also that year, married stripper Angela Gallagher said she had a
three-month affair with Warne. And he was also accused of bombarding South
African Helen Cohen Alon with sexy text messages - but she was jailed in
2004 for trying to extort money from him.
<snipped>
I wish every girl gave in that easily. I find it funny that all these girls
that sleep with Warne have no idea who he is. Surely his face is at least
recognisable among the English.
Regards,
Ben.
Just as long as it doesn't affect his flipper
Chris Glover
Asgardian
You're kidding me. Most girls of that age know who David Beckham is, but
other sports stars will be unknown, especially a foriegn one.
--
Chris Weston
lol, so she somehow comes out of it with credit?
She's got the morals of your typical British "babe"?
Well said Chris. Everyone knows that the real reason Warney attracts or the
babes is because he's such a hunk.
Is she British?
Eddie
He's an arsehole, always was, is and will be!
Eddie
As well as being a hero, right?
Higgs
if this is true, then (after being given so much lattitude in the past)
the guy is not only fucking DUMB but a genuine dickhead.
Choco A. Loco
______________________________________________________________________________
"Only two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and
I'm not sure about the former." (Albert Einstein... Just for Warnie)
You can't only blame him though. Considering the calibre of bloke he
is, doesn't it strike you as odd that so many women are more than happy
to have these "scandals" with him and others?
Forget sportsmen behaving badly, what about the behaviour of their
groupies? About time they took some responsibility too. Fuckin' sluts.
> EXCLUSIVE: SHANE WARNE SEX SHAME
Ah, the Sunday Mirror. Reliable paper, that.
Considering the suspiciously convenient timing (he's been in England for
*ages*) of the suspiciously convenient story, and he's been the victim
of hoaxes before, I'm going to ignore it.
I would anyway, of course. I don't care what he does, he's a magnificent
bowler to watch, in an era without that many good bowlers.
Mark Shea
Prostitution.
Yep, and your'e always a reliable source on such matters, Dorkphallus.
Let's hear what you've said on male-female realtions before:
Quote from Darkfalz:
'Rape is beautiful, rape is fun, rape is best when it's six on one.'
And plenty more horseshit where that came from.
Poor old Dorkphallus left aus.sport.rugby-league when he was humiliated by
all and sundry for his stupidity but he's still stinking the place up in
here.
Also aus.tv, aus.films, and various long-suffering groups in the alt.support
hierarchy.
I think it's pretty funny that the Cow supporters here in ASAR agree with
him so enthusiastically, though.
--
/^\damnfine/^\
"JonBenét Ramsey wasn't as hot without makeup." - David Spade
You can only blame him. I agree that the females leave a lot to be desired,
but, hey, he is the one whom, it seems, approach THEM! And, in any case, he
can always say no.
If he played more with cricket balls than with his own he might be a better
person.
Arsehole!
Eddie
He's had his day. We won very well without him. We have good spinners just
waiting to get into the team. He's an arrogant dickhead.
Eddie
>>I would anyway, of course. I don't care what he does, he's a magnificent
>>bowler to watch, in an era without that many good bowlers.
>
> He's had his day. We won very well without him. We have good spinners just
> waiting to get into the team. He's an arrogant dickhead.
I'm talking *real* cricket here, the multiple day kind. Just at the
moment - in fact, over the last year or so - there is not a single
bowler in the world as effective as he. And in terms of aesthetics,
there's not much better in cricketing terms.
Mark Shea
Oh piss off. Are you saying if a "poor, innocent woman" is
propositioned by someone rich, good looking or famous, she has no
choice but to say yes?
These women PUT themselves around such men with the very intention of
bedding them. It doesn't matter if you're the one who actually said
"let's have sex" if she was rubbing her tits in your face the whole
evening.
Yes absolutely. Fancy rolling over and snoring before some Pommy slapper
orgasms.
pharro
No, I am not saying that. But it takes two. And surely, he should have more
nuance than to do what he does.
Eddie
As I said Mark, we won without him. No one is indispensible, or if they are,
then it is surely the sign of a weak team or a team with weakness. Oz have
been on top for a long time and for all at the top, there is only one way to
go....maybe now we are heading that way, just as the fabulous West Indies
did.
Eddie
> As I said Mark, we won without him. No one is indispensible, or if they are,
> then it is surely the sign of a weak team or a team with weakness.
Indispensable to team success, hardly.
But in regard to cricket, I watch for aesthetic pleasure. If Australia
lose, so be it. A big part of my watching pleasure is Shane Warne.
Mark Shea
OK, Mark, you are certainly entitled to your veiws....
:-)
Eddie
Come on. Are you really as emotionally involved in a test as a West
Coast match? :-P
Mark Shea
I'm saying it takes two as well, but that everyone focuses on the
wrongdoing of the MAN (or the celeb).
Like I said, I have no pity for his wife at all. She could have married
someone normal, humble and financially modest, but she chose Warnie.
Not at all. Normally I don't bother, haven't since the infamous Waugh-Warne
'weather report' fiasco in India.
Mind you, I can't watch Eagles on the tv, either go to the game or walk
around house and garden. As I'm going to the Roos game at the Dome, I won't
have to watch it on TV.
Eddie
ERNEST THE SHEEP wrote:
> Chris Weston wrote:
>
>>"Ben Gussey" <beng...@optushome.com.au> wrote in message
>>news:42b58d8a$0$11692$afc3...@news.optusnet.com.au...
>>
>>>"T-rev" <t_r...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>>news:aHfte.23043$F7.1...@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
>>>
>>>>The Sunday Mirror trashes Warne:
>>>>
>>>>
>>
>>http://www.sundaymirror.co.uk/news/news/tm_objectid=15645704%26method=full%26siteid=106694%26headline=shane%2ds%2dshame-name_page.html
>>
>>>>SHANE'S SHAME
>>>>
>>>> Jun 19 2005
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> EXCLUSIVE: SHANE WARNE SEX SHAME
>>>>
>>>> By Mike Duffy
>>>
>>><snipped>
>>>
>>>I wish every girl gave in that easily. I find it funny that all
>>>these
>>
>>girls
>>
>>>that sleep with Warne have no idea who he is. Surely his face is at
>>>least
>>>recognisable among the English.
>>
>>You're kidding me. Most girls of that age know who David Beckham is,
>>but
>>other sports stars will be unknown, especially a foriegn one.
>
>
> Well said Chris. Everyone knows that the real reason Warney attracts or the
> babes is because he's such a hunk.
Of What ??? Lard ???
A bit harsh Darkie. I hear this one's a good girl. Other than the fact that
she complained about Warnie's shlong not being big enough for her liking.
pharro
How is she a good girl? She's just a groupie who obviously sanitised
her own advances towards Warne. Her story reads like absolute bullshit
"He's such a creep... let's go be alone with him... he stripped naked
and begged for sex... do you have a condom... no eh? well thank god for
that... oh you found one okay lets fuck then... I feel like such a
cheap slut now, so I'll make fun of his manhood."
If these latest allegations are true, its only going to be a matter of time
before Simone finally leaves him. In fact Warne is on a slippery path to
self destruction. Once he stops playing cricket, he will become a lonely,
rich, old man..
"T-rev" <t_r...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:aHfte.23043$F7.1...@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
> The Sunday Mirror trashes Warne:
>
> http://www.sundaymirror.co.uk/news/news/tm_objectid=15645704%26method=full%26siteid=106694%26headline=shane%2ds%2dshame-name_page.html
>
> SHANE'S SHAME
>
> Jun 19 2005
>
>
> EXCLUSIVE: SHANE WARNE SEX SHAME
>
> By Mike Duffy
>
>
> CRICKET legend Shane Warne has been caught out - cheating on his wife
> with a pretty blonde student.
>
> Laura Sayers, 25, told how the Hampshire captain stripped naked in
> front of her before begging for sex.
>
> But when Laura gave in to the Aussie dad-of-three's naked demands,
> she was left stumped in no time.
>
> "It was all over very quickly. I could have been a blow-up doll for
> all he cared. He just had one thing on his mind," said finance student
> Laura.
>
> She says their one-night stand came on the eve of the Australian
> cricket team's Ashes tour of England.
>
> Warne's marriage has been hit by a string of love-cheat sex claims -
> he even lost his Australian vice-captaincy after pestering a British
> nurse.
>
> Now he will have more explaining to do to his wife Simone, who flew
> to join him in Britain last week from their home in Melbourne.
>
> Warne, 35, promised he had changed his ways after a string of earlier
> indiscretions threatened their marriage.
>
> But when hemet Londoner Laura in a West End club he was smitten.
>
> Warne was with his county team-mate, England star Kevin Pietersen. A
> friend of Laura's was going out with Pietersen and she turned up to make
> up the numbers. Laura said she didn't even know who he was when he
> introduced himself in a swanky private members' bar.
>
> She said: "My friend was dating Kevin and they invited me out. They
> introduced me to their friend Shane, but I don't follow cricket and had no
> idea who he was.
>
> "The first thing he said was: 'How about a foursome?' Shane laughed
> but I told him off and was quite offended. I thought, who is this creep?"
>
> After moving to Umbaba nightclub and drinking until the early hours,
> Kevin and Laura's friend decided to go back to Kevin's London flat.
>
> Laura said: "Shane said he was going back with them and asked me to
> come. We were just going as a group so I went along. When we got there,
> Shane and I left Kevin and my friend alone. Shane made it clear he wanted
> to get laid. I told him I didn't want to, but he was persistent.
>
> "He left me in the lounge and went into the bedroom and called out
> for me to join him. I walked into the bedroom but I told him I wasn't
> interested in having sex with him. He took off all his clothes and I asked
> him if he had a condom, I guessed he didn't, so I thought that would be
> the end of it."
>
> Laura said Shane ran out of the room and returned with a condom. She
> added: "When he came back I just gave in."
>
> She said Warne failed to put in a match-winning performance under the
> covers. She said: "He's a bit chubby, but he's quite fit. It was all over
> very quickly and he wasn't very well-endowed. He just wanted to get laid.
>
> "As soon as it was over, he fell asleep snoring and didn't wake up."
> She crept out at about 4am and asked her friend to take her home.
>
> Laura said: "I'm 25, these things happen, but I don't sleep around.
> It was supposed to be a private thing, but Shane told some of his
> cricketing friends and suddenly I had all these people calling me about
> it. They wanted to know who I'd told and where I live - they told me if
> his wife found out it would ruin his life. But word got out and it didn't
> come from me."
>
> Laura says in recent weeks she's been contacted by friends of Warne
> asking her to deny she slept with him.
>
> Laura says she can't remember whether Shane wore his wedding ring
> when she slept with him, but insists she would not have gone to bed with
> him if she had known he was married. "I think he has issues in his life.
> To do this when he has a wife and children is not right," she said.
>
> The cricketer and his wife, who have a #4.2million home in Melbourne,
> now plan to live near Southampton. His Hampshire contract runs until 2008
> and it's thought children Brooke, Jack and Summer have left their schools
> in Australia to join them.
>
> Warne is hailed as the greatest leg-spin bowler of all time. He holds
> the record for Test wickets and has had great success in one-day cricket.
>
> Yesterday he had a day off after Hampshire lost by an innings against
> Surrey on Friday. He is not part of the Oz one-day team but is due to join
> their Test side for the Ashes series next month. Australia were further
> humilated yesterday when they lost to lowly Bangladesh in the NatWest
> one-day series. In his 2001 autobiography, Warne confessed to sending
> sex-texts to a girl he met in a Leicester nightclub, and spoke of his
> admiration for the "dignified way" wife Simone stood by him. He added: "It
> took time for the marriage to get back to where it was before, but we
> eventually succeeded through talking and love."
>
> Last week he made a further bid to change his ways - promising he
> would dump his mobile phone.
>
> Warne was enrolled in the MCC hall of fame two weeks ago and unveiled
> his own portrait at Lord's cricket ground. The artist had been asked to
> remove Warne's bulging manhood from the painting.
>
> Now his long-suffering wife may be thinking along similiar lines...
>
> WARNE-ING SIGNS
>
> SHANE Warne is considered one of the great cricketers of all time,
> but his off-pitch antics cast a shadow over his achievements.
>
> In 1998, he was fined for accepting money from an Indian bookmaker -
> a scandal that was hushed-up for almost four years.
>
> Police were called to a scene in New Zealand after Warne tried to
> snatch a bag from a fan who unintentionally photo- graphed the cricketer
> enjoying a cigarette after being sponsored by a nicotine-gum company to
> kick the habit. And in 2000 he was stripped of the Australian
> vice-captaincy after pestering Brit nurse Donna Wright with explicit
> late-night calls.
>
> He was banned from cricket for a year when he failed a drugs test in
> 2003. Also that year, married stripper Angela Gallagher said she had a
> three-month affair with Warne. And he was also accused of bombarding South
> African Helen Cohen Alon with sexy text messages - but she was jailed in
> 2004 for trying to extort money from him.
>
>
>
I suppose having a life involves sucking Darkie's tiny dick in your world.
which makes him an even bigger idiot. How many times does he need to be
caught before he takes a hint?
Choco A. Loco
___________________________________________________________________
"Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?" (Groucho Marx)
Absolutely a good girl. Sounds like a total sweetie pie. By the way Darkie,
check your irony detector. It's on the blink.
pharro
i reckon! i mean surely there's an op he can have done?
maybe I should forward all my spam to him? :)
deker
If her story was even partially true she could have made more money
suing for sexual assault/harassment than getting paid for her story by
the tabloids.
Chemical castration?
IF her story is true, and she asked him if he had a condom, then she's done!
Eddie
Sadly, you are right.
Eddie
His wife will do it before long at the rate he's going.
Probably...but not like Gary Ablett. I think he's trying to follow in the
footsteps of his mate, Sam Newman...
Why lonely?
There are 1000's of bars & pubs he hasn't tried yet
Chris Glover
Asgardian
Though I doubt she'll be using the chemical method. I think her thought
process would be more along the lines of "Meat cleaver or butcher's knife?!"
And, "I never heard of him, didn't know who he was". Rather likely, since
he was said to have been introduced to her by Pieterson.
Was it all revealed in a News Limited paper? Uncle Rupert is such a pimp.
Conehead
feed it a diuretic and watch it shrivel away
deker