2004 Predictions
randum_proser
1. John Howard wins his fourth Australian election, making the Sydney
Morning Herald sad.
2. Saddam Hussein is found guilty of genocide and executed, making the
Sydney Morning Herald very sad.
3. Fox News begins to casually refer to Democrats as "traitors". Howard Dean
complains, is charged for treason under the Patriot Act.
4. Kobe Bryant is found innocent and avoids jail. Michael Jackson avoids
jail after a successful insanity plea. (then returning to his home planet)
5. The Equal Opportunities Commission pushes the Federal Government to
introduce Sharia Law, as to not offend Muslim sensitivities. Cunningly, John
Howard agrees to a week-long trial, whereupon he orders the "honour
killings" of all members of the Equal Opportunities Commission.
6. The World gets sick of the Middle East, which is dug out of the ground
and transported to Mars. France follows shortly.
7. Jacques Chirac criticises the US, Great Britain and Australia for being
too successful at the 2004 Olympics. Kofi Annan argues that "such inequality
makes peace impossible" and the UN passes a resolution ordering that the USA
Basketball team's gold medal is to be given to North Korea.
8. A Current Affair have a "shocking special that no parent should miss".
9. Michael Moore threatens to move to Canada if Bush is re-elected,
instantly boosting Bush's popularity to record levels.
10. Whilst broadcasting the 2004 Presidential debates, Fox News
"accidentally" mutes the audio of Howard Dean, replacing it with the sounds
of a screeching hyena. Few people notice.
11. Following the lead of the Australian Labor Party, Howard Dean adopts the
campaign slogan "being generous with other people's money", somehow losing
the US election.
12. Paris Hilton asks Santa for dignity and self-respect. She receives
neither because she had been a naughty girl.
13. The High Court of Australia rejects criticism of judicial activism as it
begins to enact legislation, most notably the Law According To Our Unelected
Opinions Act.
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howdy doody
other alternative , Australia will continue to be the sad case country it
is...ps your job been replaced by a cheaper wage working foriegner yet? it
soon will be, if the laboural government has anything to do with it)
2. Saddam Hussein is found guilty of genocide and executed, making the
Sydney Morning Herald very sad.( he should be tried in front of an
international court.he is accused of committing crimes against the
international community not just those of iraq,Saddam hussein could pull the
plug on all the major players in the war industry, so us westerners should
demand and open and fair trial for saddam, if and once found guilty, he
should be used as an aids cure experiment )
3. Fox News begins to casually refer to Democrats as "traitors". Howard Dean
complains, is charged for treason under the Patriot Act.( only dickheads and
fuckwits watch fox news for a start - patriot act my arse, hows ya freedoms
going people?lost any lately)
4. Kobe Bryant is found innocent and avoids jail. Michael Jackson avoids
jail after a successful insanity plea. (then returning to his home
planet)( what ,you mean oj simpson is really innocent?)
5. The Equal Opportunities Commission pushes the Federal Government to
introduce Sharia Law, as to not offend Muslim sensitivities. Cunningly, John
Howard agrees to a week-long trial, whereupon he orders the "honour
killings" of all members of the Equal Opportunities Commission.( with any
luck tony the maggot abbot will be mistaken as an equal opportunities
commission worker, fuck me dead, honestly, is their a portfolio that lowlife
dishonest worm hasnt seriously fucked up?)
6. The World gets sick of the Middle East, which is dug out of the ground
and transported to Mars. France follows shortly.( when are the un weapons
inspectors going to check the israeli weapons tsahs? how many un inspectors
have been shot trying to do just that? which country is bulldozing down not
only islamic homes but christian one as well? which country is building
aparthied walls,like the old east/west german 1?.which country thinks the
attacks on america are good for israel?..which country is trying to steal
other countries oil?...i wonder how their pipeline is going, no wonder the
jewish controlled yanks have their armies surrounding these pipelines)
7. Jacques Chirac criticises the US, Great Britain and Australia for being
too successful at the 2004 Olympics. Kofi Annan argues that "such inequality
makes peace impossible" and the UN passes a resolution ordering that the USA
Basketball team's gold medal is to be given to North Korea.( well we know
why the yanks will be successful, i mean with all their steroid induced
athletic stars(how is ol carl lewis going these days?.maurice green, pumped
or what...lol..they have the best drugs no wonder they do so well..the
poorer countries dont have as easy access to such performance enhancing
drugs , remember the north koreans words " if america attacks us we will
destroy the world..." they have no chance of destroying the yanks, maybe 1
or 2 bombs on yank soil, but i pity those in the near vicinity , i mean they
have a nuke that can reach japan in 10minutes...lol..pity the japs reaction
time would be to late to save it....just remember japan aint that far way
from japan really..if the nk can reach japan with a nuke in 10mins, you
could say in half an hour after that, bye bye to Oz)
8. A Current Affair have a "shocking special that no parent should miss".(
thats all part of the jewish brainwashing medias agenda, to get the sheeple
people to think like them)
9. Michael Moore threatens to move to Canada if Bush is re-elected,
instantly boosting Bush's popularity to record levels.( moore is a better
human being than bush the murderer who larfs at and in the faces of those he
sends to death, not to mention where his family made their millions from(eg
from the nazis, and by ripping off the american taxpayer, eg enronn,exxon,
world dot com, carlyle, haliburton etc etc etc )
10. Whilst broadcasting the 2004 Presidential debates, Fox News
"accidentally" mutes the audio of Howard Dean, replacing it with the sounds
of a screeching hyena. Few people notice.( at least dean can string two
words together comprehendedly , unlike bush the nutcase..dean/bush it doesnt
matter, both parties like here in oz are run and controlled by the same
people..the zionist jews)
11. Following the lead of the Australian Labor Party, Howard Dean adopts the
campaign slogan "being generous with other people's money", somehow losing
the US election.( what and the liberal party arent generous with our
money?...spending 500million defense dollars on 6 aeroplanes to fly the
pollies and their mates around in luxury isnt spending other peoples
money?..i could give more examples but itd turn into a novel)
12. Paris Hilton asks Santa for dignity and self-respect. She receives
neither because she had been a naughty girl.( who the fucks paris hilton
when she isnt getting fucked up the arse by cucumbers anyway?..is she
relevant to Australia?..i think not, just another rich skanky spoilt little
jew girl...im amazed she doesnt have her own tv sitcom, like buffy, or 1 of
those other dumb goyim hating jew shows)
13. The High Court of Australia rejects criticism of judicial activism as it
begins to enact legislation, most notably the Law According To Our Unelected
Opinions Act.( what is happening in the investigation into the wrongful
politically motivated gaoling of PHanson and Ettridge? how is the electoral
commissions investigation going?..what time, dates and places did tony the
dishonest maggot abbot and the rest of the alp/liberal/demorat/green/unity
party pollies meet to set up these slush funds so we can check them against
parliamentary travel allowance records to see if this was dishonestly used
by the pollies setting up these funds..., why was the Victorian ethnic
council(taxpayer funded org- regardless of the private funded bullshit they
think they are...check who funds their programs, aussie taxpayers thats who)
funding the fair go alliance which in turn funded the alp party
politically?.
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randum_proser
That was a hilarious response, howdy doody.
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xtremegreen
> Feel free to add your own:
ranDUM_proser gets third degree burns attending a cross burning ceremony
with Phillip Ruddock.
TheMan
>
>
> 1. John Howard wins his fourth Australian election, making the Sydney
> Morning Herald sad.
We shall see, I supported him the last two elections and have now switched
vote. He's a goner and I think he knows it after the shitstorm he put on
after Latham was made leader.
> 2. Saddam Hussein is found guilty of genocide and executed, making the
> Sydney Morning Herald very sad.
Possibly.
> 3. Fox News begins to casually refer to Democrats as "traitors". Howard
Dean
> complains, is charged for treason under the Patriot Act.
Funny
> 4. Kobe Bryant is found innocent and avoids jail. Michael Jackson avoids
> jail after a successful insanity plea. (then returning to his home planet)
>
> 5. The Equal Opportunities Commission pushes the Federal Government to
> introduce Sharia Law, as to not offend Muslim sensitivities. Cunningly,
John
> Howard agrees to a week-long trial, whereupon he orders the "honour
> killings" of all members of the Equal Opportunities Commission.
>
> 6. The World gets sick of the Middle East, which is dug out of the ground
> and transported to Mars. France follows shortly.
>
> 7. Jacques Chirac criticises the US, Great Britain and Australia for being
> too successful at the 2004 Olympics. Kofi Annan argues that "such
inequality
> makes peace impossible" and the UN passes a resolution ordering that the
USA
> Basketball team's gold medal is to be given to North Korea.
>
> 8. A Current Affair have a "shocking special that no parent should miss".
>
> 9. Michael Moore threatens to move to Canada if Bush is re-elected,
> instantly boosting Bush's popularity to record levels.
One half of me wants to see Bush re-elected so I can have another 3 years of
laughs as the USA puts itself in more shit and is hated even more, the other
half of me feels sorry for the silly septic tanks and wants to see Bush
gone... replaced by anything including a sock-puppet if need be.
-TheMan-
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> "randum_proser" <sp...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> > Feel free to add your own:
> >
SNIP
randum_proser
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HAHA you capitalised "DUM"
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