More Praise For Aussie PM (repost)

[coff...@aussieisp.com]

Touching last messages from the
adoring victims of John.
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As more and more Oz dullards make the big
decision to leave the Howardland paradise
for the wonderful world promised by the
Hellsong Church of Satan, a strange new
phenomenon has been noticed.

The tone of the suicide messages of those
departing for Glory is becoming increasingly
apologetic and grovelling to John Hogturd.
For instance:-

"Dear John, you glorious being, please accept
my apology for being unworthy to sniff your
glorious arse. I have failed to benefit from
your harsh but fair reforms, despite having
worked my fingers to the bone and having
destroyed my health and wealth for you.
I can only conclude that I am a hopeless
bludger who will never own a huge house,
and will never drive a huge 4 wheel-drive
assault vehicle.

I have failed you and the Howardland,
please boil-down my body for soap and
fertilizer.

With eternal grovelling love, from
Joe Dullard, your supporter and fan.