I thought that honour belonged to Nigel Howe...
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- Proud owner of Spudley's kooky online arse since 2004...
No no. Nigel is a Laxative!
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Enjoy...@hyperoz.com - You know you want to...
"Every time he tries to get me he gets himself" - Nigel Howe
Laxatives do tend to bring the shit out in people. So you could be right.
That was pretty much the angle I was going for. Also laxatives give people
the shits, just like him.
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>>> No no. Nigel is a Laxative!
>>
>> Laxatives do tend to bring the shit out in people. So you could be right.
>
>
>That was pretty much the angle I was going for. Also laxatives give people
>the shits, just like him.
That must mean that you're Nigel's laxative? :)
Unlike Laxatives, he'll only do that if you let him.
With Laxatives though, you have no choice once you've eaten them.
Interestingly analogy though, both can be easily avoided.
I suggest you leave the packet in the draw and only consume them when you
feel that you are constipated with an over whelming need to get it all out.
Which is probably what you do anyway. :)
I tried hard (took a dump in the process) not to read it that way. :)
Avoid trying too hard.. you'll end up with a case of piles if you're
not careful. :)
Hope that helps.
More like a binding agent. When Nigel is dribbling too much shit, I come
along and shut him up. Normally by updating my site ;)
ROLF.. Yep.
Like I said a long time ago. Nigel is my toy. I play with him to amuse
myself. As do MANY others ;)
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>"Andy" <ask_fo...@here.com> wrote in message
>news:27cdt194944pg4ibs...@4ax.com...
>> On 24 Jan 2006 22:36:57 +0100, "EnjoyDialup" <Enjoy...@gmail.com>
>> wrote:
>>
>>>>>
>>>>> No no. Nigel is a Laxative!
>>>>
>>>> Laxatives do tend to bring the shit out in people. So you could be
>>>> right.
>>>
>>>
>>>That was pretty much the angle I was going for. Also laxatives give
>>>people
>>>the shits, just like him.
>>
>> That must mean that you're Nigel's laxative? :)
>
>More like a binding agent. When Nigel is dribbling too much shit, I come
>along and shut him up. Normally by updating my site ;)
Speaking of which.. when's a new update due? The old stuff is getting
a bit stale and visitors who don't read this group might mistakenly
think that he's turned into a normal human being or something. ;)
>"-= Spudley =-" <-= Spudley =-@cun*20plus.com> wrote in message
[ ~ ]
>> I suggest you leave the packet in the draw and only consume them when you
>> feel that you are constipated with an over whelming need to get it all
>> out. Which is probably what you do anyway. :)
>
>
>ROLF.. Yep.
>
>Like I said a long time ago. Nigel is my toy. I play with him to amuse
>myself. As do MANY others ;)
Burns ain't bad value in that respect too, but only in short bursts.
He tends to be far more repetitive and easy to smack back down
whenever he presents his mentally diseased head for another slapping,
so one tends to get bored with him very quickly. :)
Same as Campbell except add hypocrite to the mix. :)
Speak of the Devil and there you are again, PKB. You really should do a
final nym shift to Hypocrite and leave it there.
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Now Y3K Compliant!
HTH
His repenter is a bit crass for my liking. I have no intention of taking
him out of the sin bin. he can rot in there for all I care. (yes I know the
second word is wrong, but I kinda like the one the spell check picked as a
replacement)
Not me. I surf the net nude! I also have a web cam. So who is game to say
"post pics"?
>> >I tried hard (took a dump in the process) not to read it that way. :)
>>
>> Avoid trying too hard.. you'll end up with a case of piles if you're
>> not careful. :)
>
> Ewwwwwww.
IAWRP "Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww"
I am not the first EnjoyDialup target.
"-= Spudley =-" <-= Spudley =-@cun*20plus.com> wrote in message news:PrqBf.225882$V7.2...@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
Like your mouth.
> I am not the first EnjoyDialup target.
Pffft, what about your behaviour "stalker" howe? Funny that you have to
ignore your own actions yet like to pretend others act just like you.
Yes you are, (((--V©--))). I have not published any other website about
people.
For the boys and girls at home who just tuned in. Nigel made that comment
thinking that he was using the Roderick alias. It is the only way it would
make sense.
Yes I should get tot hat soon... just recovering from a bout of blood
poisoning right now...
Yes I should get tot hat soon... just recovering from a bout of blood
poisoning right now...
Yes I should get tot hat soon... just recovering from a bout of blood
poisoning right now...
That'll teach you for sucking Nigel's blood.
ps
It also seems to have effected your news service.
Thank heavens your capacity for bitchin' and moanin' has remained
unaffected...
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"Why does a retarded fuckwit keep asking me stupid questions! Is what I
keep asking myself." - Steve "Spudley" Campbell, 18/01/06.
Where's the bitchin' and moanin'?
The only person here doing that is you.
In fact, you hardly ever write a post without it.
alt.bitch Megaroid's normal disposition.
>> Thank heavens your capacity for bitchin' and moanin' has remained
>> unaffected...
>
> Where's the bitchin' and moanin'?
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Yah! crank.
Well, that's English of sorts, I suppose...
Seriously? I only ever wanted a casual relationship, tuberc!
Use and abuse - that's all your arse is good for...