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]v[etaphoid

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Jan 22, 2006, 7:49:08 AM1/22/06
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"John T" <hotfla...@hotmail.com> wrote in message news:43d37e58$0$30771
>> Does anyone else remember the add for this product?
>> It was an animated blue toilet block with a very gay voice. I was at the
>> supermarket today buying blue stuff for my shitter, when I saw that
> product.
>> I bought it with the image of having a nice gay blue toilet.
>
> "The simplest toilet cleaner yet" ;-)


I thought that honour belonged to Nigel Howe...

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- Proud owner of Spudley's kooky online arse since 2004...


EnjoyDialup

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Jan 24, 2006, 4:21:48 AM1/24/06
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"]v[etaphoid" <me...@phoid.con> wrote in message
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> "John T" <hotfla...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:43d37e58$0$30771
>>> Does anyone else remember the add for this product?
>>> It was an animated blue toilet block with a very gay voice. I was at the
>>> supermarket today buying blue stuff for my shitter, when I saw that
>> product.
>>> I bought it with the image of having a nice gay blue toilet.
>>
>> "The simplest toilet cleaner yet" ;-)
>
>
> I thought that honour belonged to Nigel Howe...


No no. Nigel is a Laxative!


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"Every time he tries to get me he gets himself" - Nigel Howe

Spudley =-@cun*20plus.com -= Spudley =-

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Jan 24, 2006, 9:02:23 AM1/24/06
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EnjoyDialup wrote:
> "]v[etaphoid" <me...@phoid.con> wrote in message
> news:43d37f44$0$1042$61c6...@un-2park-reader-01.sydney.pipenetworks.com.au...
>> "John T" <hotfla...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>> news:43d37e58$0$30771
>>>> Does anyone else remember the add for this product?
>>>> It was an animated blue toilet block with a very gay voice. I was
>>>> at the supermarket today buying blue stuff for my shitter, when I
>>>> saw that product. I bought it with the image of having a nice gay
>>>> blue toilet.
>>>
>>> "The simplest toilet cleaner yet" ;-)
>>
>>
>> I thought that honour belonged to Nigel Howe...
>
>
> No no. Nigel is a Laxative!

Laxatives do tend to bring the shit out in people. So you could be right.


EnjoyDialup

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Jan 24, 2006, 4:36:57 PM1/24/06
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"-= Spudley =-" <-= Spudley =-@cun*20plus.com> wrote in message
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That was pretty much the angle I was going for. Also laxatives give people
the shits, just like him.

Andy

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Jan 24, 2006, 5:58:14 PM1/24/06
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On 24 Jan 2006 22:36:57 +0100, "EnjoyDialup" <Enjoy...@gmail.com>
wrote:

>>>
>>> No no. Nigel is a Laxative!
>>
>> Laxatives do tend to bring the shit out in people. So you could be right.
>
>
>That was pretty much the angle I was going for. Also laxatives give people
>the shits, just like him.

That must mean that you're Nigel's laxative? :)

Spudley =-@cun*20plus.com -= Spudley =-

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Jan 24, 2006, 6:00:47 PM1/24/06
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EnjoyDialup wrote:
> "-= Spudley =-" <-= Spudley =-@cun*20plus.com> wrote in message
> news:PrqBf.225882$V7.2...@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
>> EnjoyDialup wrote:
>>> "]v[etaphoid" <me...@phoid.con> wrote in message
>>> news:43d37f44$0$1042$61c6...@un-2park-reader-01.sydney.pipenetworks.com.au...
>>>> "John T" <hotfla...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>>> news:43d37e58$0$30771
>>>>>> Does anyone else remember the add for this product?
>>>>>> It was an animated blue toilet block with a very gay voice. I was
>>>>>> at the supermarket today buying blue stuff for my shitter, when I
>>>>>> saw that product. I bought it with the image of having a nice gay
>>>>>> blue toilet.
>>>>>
>>>>> "The simplest toilet cleaner yet" ;-)
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> I thought that honour belonged to Nigel Howe...
>>>
>>>
>>> No no. Nigel is a Laxative!
>>
>> Laxatives do tend to bring the shit out in people. So you could be
>> right.
>
>
> That was pretty much the angle I was going for. Also laxatives give
> people the shits, just like him.

Unlike Laxatives, he'll only do that if you let him.
With Laxatives though, you have no choice once you've eaten them.

Interestingly analogy though, both can be easily avoided.

I suggest you leave the packet in the draw and only consume them when you
feel that you are constipated with an over whelming need to get it all out.
Which is probably what you do anyway. :)


Spudley =-@cun*20plus.com -= Spudley =-

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Jan 24, 2006, 6:03:47 PM1/24/06
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I tried hard (took a dump in the process) not to read it that way. :)


Andy

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Jan 24, 2006, 7:18:26 PM1/24/06
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Avoid trying too hard.. you'll end up with a case of piles if you're
not careful. :)

Hope that helps.

EnjoyDialup

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Jan 24, 2006, 7:34:17 PM1/24/06
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"Andy" <ask_fo...@here.com> wrote in message
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More like a binding agent. When Nigel is dribbling too much shit, I come
along and shut him up. Normally by updating my site ;)

EnjoyDialup

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Jan 24, 2006, 7:34:15 PM1/24/06
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"-= Spudley =-" <-= Spudley =-@cun*20plus.com> wrote in message
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ROLF.. Yep.

Like I said a long time ago. Nigel is my toy. I play with him to amuse
myself. As do MANY others ;)

Andy

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Jan 24, 2006, 7:50:36 PM1/24/06
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On 25 Jan 2006 01:34:17 +0100, "EnjoyDialup" <Enjoy...@gmail.com>
wrote:

>
>"Andy" <ask_fo...@here.com> wrote in message
>news:27cdt194944pg4ibs...@4ax.com...
>> On 24 Jan 2006 22:36:57 +0100, "EnjoyDialup" <Enjoy...@gmail.com>
>> wrote:
>>
>>>>>
>>>>> No no. Nigel is a Laxative!
>>>>
>>>> Laxatives do tend to bring the shit out in people. So you could be
>>>> right.
>>>
>>>
>>>That was pretty much the angle I was going for. Also laxatives give
>>>people
>>>the shits, just like him.
>>
>> That must mean that you're Nigel's laxative? :)
>
>More like a binding agent. When Nigel is dribbling too much shit, I come
>along and shut him up. Normally by updating my site ;)

Speaking of which.. when's a new update due? The old stuff is getting
a bit stale and visitors who don't read this group might mistakenly
think that he's turned into a normal human being or something. ;)

Andy

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Jan 24, 2006, 8:08:19 PM1/24/06
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On 25 Jan 2006 01:34:15 +0100, "EnjoyDialup" <Enjoy...@gmail.com>
wrote:

>"-= Spudley =-" <-= Spudley =-@cun*20plus.com> wrote in message

[ ~ ]


>> I suggest you leave the packet in the draw and only consume them when you
>> feel that you are constipated with an over whelming need to get it all
>> out. Which is probably what you do anyway. :)
>
>
>ROLF.. Yep.
>
>Like I said a long time ago. Nigel is my toy. I play with him to amuse
>myself. As do MANY others ;)

Burns ain't bad value in that respect too, but only in short bursts.
He tends to be far more repetitive and easy to smack back down
whenever he presents his mentally diseased head for another slapping,
so one tends to get bored with him very quickly. :)

Rod Pace

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Jan 25, 2006, 1:04:20 AM1/25/06
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"Andy" <ask_fo...@here.com> wrote in message
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Ewwwwwww.


Rod Pace

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Jan 25, 2006, 1:06:11 AM1/25/06
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"Andy" <ask_fo...@here.com> wrote in message
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Same as Campbell except add hypocrite to the mix. :)


Spudley =-@cun*20plus.com -= Spudley =-

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Jan 25, 2006, 1:13:59 AM1/25/06
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Speak of the Devil and there you are again, PKB. You really should do a
final nym shift to Hypocrite and leave it there.


Wayne

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Jan 25, 2006, 1:26:27 AM1/25/06
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Finally, something that most aus.net.access posters have in common - skid
marks on their undies!!!!


--
Now Y3K Compliant!

Tony Burns (permanent dismisser of Andy, AJS and ]v[etaphoid

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Jan 25, 2006, 2:31:36 AM1/25/06
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HTH

Tony Burns (permanent dismisser of Andy, AJS and ]v[etaphoid

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Jan 25, 2006, 2:32:39 AM1/25/06
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Thank you, I appreciate your kind thoughts.

EnjoyDialup

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Jan 25, 2006, 5:44:11 AM1/25/06
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"Andy" <ask_fo...@here.com> wrote in message
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His repenter is a bit crass for my liking. I have no intention of taking
him out of the sin bin. he can rot in there for all I care. (yes I know the
second word is wrong, but I kinda like the one the spell check picked as a
replacement)

EnjoyDialup

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Jan 25, 2006, 7:30:57 AM1/25/06
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"Wayne" <YouYo...@someisp.com> wrote in message
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> Finally, something that most aus.net.access posters have in common - skid
> marks on their undies!!!!

Not me. I surf the net nude! I also have a web cam. So who is game to say
"post pics"?

EnjoyDialup

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Jan 25, 2006, 5:46:37 PM1/25/06
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"Rod Pace" <rod_pa...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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>
> "Andy" <ask_fo...@here.com> wrote in message

>> >I tried hard (took a dump in the process) not to read it that way. :)


>>
>> Avoid trying too hard.. you'll end up with a case of piles if you're
>> not careful. :)
>
> Ewwwwwww.


IAWRP "Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww"


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Jan 26, 2006, 1:51:54 AM1/26/06
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Though if the shit was already coming out then the laxitive can hardly claim credit.

I am not the first EnjoyDialup target.


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AJS

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Jan 26, 2006, 2:06:11 AM1/26/06
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"VŠ" <no...@naaaa.naaa.naaa> wrote in message
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> Though if the shit was already coming out then the laxitive can hardly
> claim credit.

Like your mouth.

> I am not the first EnjoyDialup target.

Pffft, what about your behaviour "stalker" howe? Funny that you have to
ignore your own actions yet like to pretend others act just like you.

A...@hyperoz.com


EnjoyDialup

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Jan 26, 2006, 9:02:09 AM1/26/06
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"V©" <no...@naaaa.naaa.naaa> wrote in message
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>

> I am not the first EnjoyDialup target.

Yes you are, (((--V©--))). I have not published any other website about
people.


For the boys and girls at home who just tuned in. Nigel made that comment
thinking that he was using the Roderick alias. It is the only way it would
make sense.

EnjoyDialup

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Jan 30, 2006, 7:19:20 AM1/30/06
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"Andy" <ask_fo...@here.com> wrote in message
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Yes I should get tot hat soon... just recovering from a bout of blood
poisoning right now...

EnjoyDialup

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Jan 30, 2006, 7:59:42 AM1/30/06
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"Andy" <ask_fo...@here.com> wrote in message
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Yes I should get tot hat soon... just recovering from a bout of blood
poisoning right now...

EnjoyDialup

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Jan 30, 2006, 7:59:43 AM1/30/06
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"Andy" <ask_fo...@here.com> wrote in message
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Yes I should get tot hat soon... just recovering from a bout of blood
poisoning right now...

Spudley =-@cun*20plus.com -= Spudley =-

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Jan 30, 2006, 8:15:11 AM1/30/06
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EnjoyDialup wrote:
> "Andy" <ask_fo...@here.com> wrote in message
> news:1oidt11uoasfgk8qe...@4ax.com...
>> On 25 Jan 2006 01:34:17 +0100, "EnjoyDialup" <Enjoy...@gmail.com>
>> wrote:
>>
>>>
>>> "Andy" <ask_fo...@here.com> wrote in message
>>> news:27cdt194944pg4ibs...@4ax.com...
>>>> On 24 Jan 2006 22:36:57 +0100, "EnjoyDialup"
>>>> <Enjoy...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> No no. Nigel is a Laxative!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Laxatives do tend to bring the shit out in people. So you could
>>>>>> be right.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> That was pretty much the angle I was going for. Also laxatives
>>>>> give people
>>>>> the shits, just like him.
>>>>
>>>> That must mean that you're Nigel's laxative? :)
>>>
>>> More like a binding agent. When Nigel is dribbling too much shit,
>>> I come along and shut him up. Normally by updating my site ;)
>>
>> Speaking of which.. when's a new update due? The old stuff is getting
>> a bit stale and visitors who don't read this group might mistakenly
>> think that he's turned into a normal human being or something. ;)
>
> Yes I should get tot hat soon... just recovering from a bout of blood
> poisoning right now...

That'll teach you for sucking Nigel's blood.

ps
It also seems to have effected your news service.

]v[etaphoid

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Jan 30, 2006, 8:34:38 AM1/30/06
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In news:zjoDf.231457$V7.2...@news-server.bigpond.net.au,
-= Spudley =- <-= Spudley =-@cun*20plus.com> typed:

>> Yes I should get tot hat soon... just recovering from a bout of blood
>> poisoning right now...
>
> That'll teach you for sucking Nigel's blood.
>
> ps
> It also seems to have effected your news service.

Thank heavens your capacity for bitchin' and moanin' has remained
unaffected...

--
"Why does a retarded fuckwit keep asking me stupid questions! Is what I
keep asking myself." - Steve "Spudley" Campbell, 18/01/06.


Spudley =-@cun*20plus.com -= Spudley =-

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Jan 30, 2006, 8:44:58 AM1/30/06
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]v[etaphoid wrote:
> In news:zjoDf.231457$V7.2...@news-server.bigpond.net.au,
> -= Spudley =- <-= Spudley =-@cun*20plus.com> typed:
>>> Yes I should get tot hat soon... just recovering from a bout of
>>> blood poisoning right now...
>>
>> That'll teach you for sucking Nigel's blood.
>>
>> ps
>> It also seems to have effected your news service.
>
> Thank heavens your capacity for bitchin' and moanin' has remained
> unaffected...

Where's the bitchin' and moanin'?
The only person here doing that is you.

In fact, you hardly ever write a post without it.

alt.bitch Megaroid's normal disposition.

]v[etaphoid

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Feb 1, 2006, 5:41:44 AM2/1/06
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In news:uLoDf.231477$V7.8...@news-server.bigpond.net.au,

-= Spudley =- <-= Spudley =-@cun*20plus.com> typed:

>> Thank heavens your capacity for bitchin' and moanin' has remained


>> unaffected...
>
> Where's the bitchin' and moanin'?

--

Spudley =-@cun*20plus.com -= Spudley =-

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Feb 1, 2006, 6:35:31 AM2/1/06
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]v[etaphoid wrote:
> In news:uLoDf.231477$V7.8...@news-server.bigpond.net.au,
> -= Spudley =- <-= Spudley =-@cun*20plus.com> typed:
>
>>> Thank heavens your capacity for bitchin' and moanin' has remained
>>> unaffected...
>>
>> Where's the bitchin' and moanin'?


Yah! crank.


]v[etaphoid

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Feb 1, 2006, 6:38:47 AM2/1/06
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In news:721Ef.232987$V7.1...@news-server.bigpond.net.au,

-= Spudley =- <-= Spudley =-@cun*20plus.com> typed:
>>>> Thank heavens your capacity for bitchin' and moanin' has remained
>>>> unaffected...
>>>
>>> Where's the bitchin' and moanin'?
>
>
> Yah! crank.

Well, that's English of sorts, I suppose...

Tony Burns (permanent dismisser of Andy, AJS and ]v[etaphoid

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Feb 2, 2006, 2:50:27 AM2/2/06
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Too many spelling mistakes to take you seriously.

]v[etaphoid

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"Tony Burns (permanent dismisser of Andy, AJS and ]v[etaphoid" <"The Young
Ones"@wrbike.com> wrote in message news:43E1B9C3...@wrbike.com...

> Too many spelling mistakes to take you seriously.

Seriously? I only ever wanted a casual relationship, tuberc!

Use and abuse - that's all your arse is good for...

Tony Burns (permanent dismisser of Andy, AJS and ]v[etaphoid

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