I will get the ball rolling with the following spectacular footshot
self-nomination by Stephen "Spudley" Campbell on the 18/01/06 in his
peculiarly named thread, "One of this groups favourite pass times is now
illegal in the USA." in that zany home of netkookdom, aus.net.access;
In news:REqzf.220064$V7.1...@news-server.bigpond.net.au,
-= Spudley =- <-= Spudley =-@cun*20plus.com> typed:
>
> Why does a retarded fuckwit keep asking me stupid
> questions! Is what I keep asking myself.
The bar has been set people - do you know anyone who can better it?
snicker
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Remove the _CURSEING to reply to me
Love is like Pi: natural, irrational, and very important.
[~]
> In news:REqzf.220064$V7.1...@news-server.bigpond.net.au,
> -= Spudley =- <-= Spudley =-@cun*20plus.com> typed:
>>
>> Why does a retarded fuckwit keep asking me stupid
>> questions! Is what I keep asking myself.
ROFL! I know it's only Feb, but I can't see anyone beating that effort!!!
I've got images of the guy running round in cirlces trying to crack the
code, forever asking how to stop the incoming questions!
--
R.G.Jr
"Man, Husband, Father, Coconut Lover"
ROFL... a paradox like that could keep the intellectually
pwned in a perpetual loop of consternation and alarm.
--
/J/
TV is the best device for turning grey matter into brown matter...
That's unbeatable.
--
"Cocaine's a hell of a drug" - Rick James
"Fish! - THE Aristocrat." <tast...@fugu.com> wrote in message news:MPG.1e4c24fe6...@News.Individual.net...
China egg.
> In news:REqzf.220064$V7.1...@news-server.bigpond.net.au,
> -= Spudley =- <-= Spudley =-@cun*20plus.com> typed:
> >
> > Why does a retarded fuckwit keep asking me stupid
> > questions! Is what I keep asking myself.
>
> The bar has been set people - do you know anyone who can better it?
Now that is funny. Thank you for sharing with aus.tv.
SOLID GOLD.
That will never be topped.
"The bar has been set people - do you know anyone who can better it?"
"Take pleasure in the small things. Like your penis..." Spudley ( i think)
--
Enjoy...@hyperoz.com - You know you want to...
"Every time he tries to get me he gets himself" - Nigel Howe
Nothing will be that self-humiliation from Spudley the pathetic joke. Its
got enough people that think its a fuckwit and it abuses even itself. The
idiot spent NYE in a newsgroup as well.
Nothing will be that self-humiliation from Spudley the pathetic joke.
Its got enough people that think its a fuckwit and it abuses even itself.
The pathetic trash spent its NYE in a newsgroup as well.
Nothing will be that self-humiliation from Spudley.
Nothing will beat that self-humiliation from Spudley.
Its got enough people that think its a fuckwit and it abuses even itself.
The pathetic trash spent its NYE in a newsgroup as well (or set up a bot to
post just after midnight if you believe it)
" I don't know what Shakespeare is but I'm sure your under-pant is a cheap
stuff from China "
>I realise it is only early in the year, but in order to maintain the
>integrity of this esteemed online competition, I hereby would like to open
>up the nominations for Quote of the Year of 2006.
>
>I will get the ball rolling with the following spectacular footshot
>self-nomination by Stephen "Spudley" Campbell on the 18/01/06 in his
>peculiarly named thread, "One of this groups favourite pass times is now
>illegal in the USA." in that zany home of netkookdom, aus.net.access;
>
>In news:REqzf.220064$V7.1...@news-server.bigpond.net.au,
>-= Spudley =- <-= Spudley =-@cun*20plus.com> typed:
>>
>> Why does a retarded fuckwit keep asking me stupid
>> questions! Is what I keep asking myself.
>
>The bar has been set people - do you know anyone who can better it?
Hehe.. he's explained the way it's been taken is not the way he
intended, but it's a classic double meaning foot shot that will be
very hard to beat indeed. :)
How about the quote from nigel that is in my sig?
If you want to catch flies one should use honey or fly paper in your case,
Pointeless.
"Pointeless" ?
Now you're trying to copy Cerberus (like the unoriginal piece of shit you
are) and you can't even spell it right.
Thanks for the laugh, "retarded fuckwit" :)
To your questioning my use of the word "Pointeless". It was Cerberus who
applied that label to your obviously pointless self, so when the cap fits
sunshine, wear it. Perhaps if you stopped being so pointless it wouldn't
happen. But alas; we can all see that's not going to happen, so wear that
cap in pride.
You must also be blind as well as stupid, if this is the first time you've
seen me call you that or perhaps it's the first opportunity you've had to
hang off the shirt tails of someone else's pointless words in this regard.
Either way it doesn't alter the pointlessness of you or your pathetic
diatribe, except to help me drive home to you your boring pointlessness.
As to your calling me "unoriginal", well my dear pointless arse loosing
pansy, you haven't had an original thought in your head since your mother
took you off her sucked out, shrivelled up breasts and pointed you towards
the door. Which by all accounts wasn't all that long ago.
What you should have noticed in my numerous previous posts directed towards
your pointless arse, is that I can spell "pointless" I just neglected to do
so on that particular occasion, so bite me, you sissy arse kissing Nazi.
>"Andy" <ask_fo...@here.com> wrote:
[ ~ ]
>> Hehe.. he's explained the way it's been taken is not the way he
>> intended, but it's a classic double meaning foot shot that will be
>> very hard to beat indeed. :)
>
>How about the quote from nigel that is in my sig?
Old news from 2005. I believe ]v[etaphoid's was referring to this
year.
OK then.
Give it a few hours and I will have some new ones. I'm sure Nigel will
provide some as soon as he is through reading my site update.
OMG - is that for real? In over a decade of UseNet, that is just about the
funniest case of foot-in-mouth I've ever seen!
Congratulations to the author "Spudley". Not just quote of the year, he's
moron on the decade too!!!!
>
>
>
> "Fish! - THE Aristocrat." <tast...@fugu.com> wrote in message
> news:MPG.1e4c24fe6...@News.Individual.net... > In article
> <pan.2006.02.01....@tinfoil.org>, _._@ii.net > says...
>>> On Wed, 01 Feb 2006 21:32:10 +1100, Rudiger Gussett proclaimed: >>
>>> > "]v[etaphoid" <me...@phoid.con> wrote; >> >
>>> > [~]
>>> >
>>> >> In news:REqzf.220064$V7.1...@news-server.bigpond.net.au, > -=
> Spudley >> > =- <-= Spudley =-@cun*20plus.com> typed: >> >> >>> Why does a
> retarded fuckwit keep asking me stupid >> questions! Is what >> > I keep
> asking myself.
>>> >
>>> > ROFL! I know it's only Feb, but I can't see anyone beating that
> effort!!! >> > I've got images of the guy running round in cirlces trying
> to crack the >> > code, forever asking how to stop the incoming questions!
>>>
>>> ROFL... a paradox like that could keep the intellectually >> pwned in a
> perpetual loop of consternation and alarm. >
>> That's unbeatable.
>
> China egg.
I dunno... such an egg could still be beaten.
--
/J/
TV is the best device for turning grey matter into brown matter...
Not an egg from China, but an egg of china.
OTOH, what is the difference between an egg and a beetroot ?
Chypho...
'Twere written thusly by ]v[etaphoid me...@phoid.con:
> I realise it is only early in the year, but in order to maintain the
> integrity of this esteemed online competition, I hereby would like to
> open up the nominations for Quote of the Year of 2006.
>
> I will get the ball rolling with the following spectacular footshot
> self-nomination by Stephen "Spudley" Campbell on the 18/01/06 in his
> peculiarly named thread, "One of this groups favourite pass times is
> now illegal in the USA." in that zany home of netkookdom,
> aus.net.access;
> In news:REqzf.220064$V7.1...@news-server.bigpond.net.au,
> -= Spudley =- <-= Spudley =-@cun*20plus.com> typed:
>>
>> Why does a retarded fuckwit keep asking me stupid
>> questions! Is what I keep asking myself.
>
Spudley's just trash.
The lowlife spent its NYE in a newsgroup and claims it set up a bot to post
for it FFS.
"Col. Mustard" <colm...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:43e5ce60$0$30434$5a62...@per-qv1-newsreader-01.iinet.net.au...
Nah.
I'm not guessing, I know you need to borrow a few shillings to buy a clue
and then you can trot right on back to playing your personal game of Cluedo.
The bit bucket was a little hungry for pointless crap, so I fed it yours,
Pointless Pace.
Hullo to "Mr Look at me ... Look at me"
How old are you? Have you mastered finger painting yet?
If anyone understands Roy's post could they decipher it for us all and post
it under here.
TIA
I see that you're still posting in HTML. You should pack your PC back into
its box and take it back to the shop because you are too stupid to use a
computer.
How so? From what I can tell, you are the one who has been justifiably
pointed out for well-deserved ridicule. Angry little funny man.
Go on back to the drawing room and accost someone else with your candle
stick holder.
LOL! Quite pathetic really. No wonder you're such a target for abuse in your
own group. Might I suggest you go back there and think about why people
enjoy laughing at you so much!
ROLF!
It wouldn't be my ridiculous choice news of group alias's, that's for damn
sure.
> ROLF!
HARRIS!
No better or worse than Ceberus, Burke.
ON FORD!
--
/J/
TV is the best device for turning grey matter into brown matter...
Please try and be more co-operative, Spudley (opportunity to explain the
origins of irony ignored). The gentleman has rightfully identified you as
the object of humiliation, as has just about everyone else in the thread.
Now do as your father taught you - bend over and take it like a man...
--
"Why does a retarded fuckwit keep asking me stupid questions! Is what I
keep asking myself." - Steve "Spudley" Campbell, 18/01/06.
Please - keep this thread running longer Campbell. You're really making some
headway into the accepted belief that you are a moron of the highest
order...
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"Why does a retarded fuckwit keep asking me stupid questions! Is what I
Pleas stop being an idiot, Megaroid and stick your opinion where it
belongs... Right up your gerbil filled arse.
GAGF, Megatoid.
Gerbils - cute...
Out of interest, how many hits does Google offer for gerbils + arse +
Spudley? For that matter, how many does it offer for garden gnome + arse +
Spudley?
How many hit's does your boyfriend offer before you say no more, Megatoid?
What's the point deleting "Campbell" when he has had your name in his sig
and posted a countless number of times?
Yeah, mate.
Spudleys treated as a pathetic joke by several people it seems.
The pathetic piece of trash isn't worth worrying about.
What's the point in you living, but you still do it, wanktard?
Can't you successfully construct even a one line sentence?
You have the nerve to have goes at E.D yet you can't even get the simplest
stuff right.
Hypocrite, anyone?
Yes! you're the fucking hypocrite.
You have a nerve to breath, yet you come in here thinking you're an expert.
When it's patently obvious that you can't construct a sentence that hasn't
been written by some else previously, you plagiarising wanktard.
"Someone" else, Steve.
So you can read and comprehend stuff that isn't laid out in brail for you
wanktard, that's amazing!
I'm sure you'll add that one to your pointless and pathetic repertoire and
use the opportunity to reproduce it on cue some other time, wankstein.
At the very least, I now know that you proof read all of my stuff, stupid.
Talk about being owned, sheesh stupid, you is possessed.
>>>>> What's the point in you living, but you still do it, wanktard?
>>>>
>>>> Can't you successfully construct even a one line sentence?
>>>>
>>>> You have the nerve to have goes at E.D yet you can't even get the
>>>> simplest stuff right.
>>>>
>>>> Hypocrite, anyone?
>>>
>>> Yes! you're the fucking hypocrite.
>>> You have a nerve to breath, yet you come in here thinking you're an
>>> expert. When it's patently obvious that you can't construct a
>>> sentence that hasn't been written by some else previously, you
>>> plagiarising wanktard.
>>
>> "Someone" else, Steve.
>
> So you can read and comprehend stuff that isn't laid out in brail for you
> wanktard, that's amazing!
> I'm sure you'll add that one to your pointless and pathetic repertoire and
> use the opportunity to reproduce it on cue some other time, wankstein.
>
> At the very least, I now know that you proof read all of my stuff, stupid.
> Talk about being owned, sheesh stupid, you is possessed.
Never mind shooting yourself in the foot SC, you've nigh on blown a hole to
China!
Still, at least the hole would be in good company, given the number of other
things you've blown in your nut-gobblin' life...
Ask him yourself. He's your father...
A nut job like you would be able to relate to that. Perhaps that's why it's
on your tiny mind.
alt.support.nutty as Megatoid.
Look it up, spelling Nazi.
Although I should have typed "braille". But I'm sure even the daftest of
spelling Nazi's would have been able to tell what was meant.
But then, they might not have been able to make some stupid comment up about
it now could they?
Or it could be used in fishing for Spelling/Gramma Nazi's, and just happens
to have caught one.
Does dementia run rife in your family Julian, or are you the only afflicted
one?
>>>> Out of interest, how many hits does Google offer for gerbils + arse
>>>> + Spudley? For that matter, how many does it offer for garden gnome
>>>> + arse + Spudley?
>>>
>>> How many hit's does your boyfriend offer before you say no more,
>>> Megatoid?
>>
>> Ask him yourself. He's your father...
>
> Does dementia run rife in your family Julian, or are you the only
> afflicted one?
>>>>> Yes! you're the fucking hypocrite.
>>>>> You have a nerve to breath, yet you come in here thinking you're an
>>>>> expert. When it's patently obvious that you can't construct a
>>>>> sentence that hasn't been written by some else previously, you
>>>>> plagiarising wanktard.
>>>>
>>>> "Someone" else, Steve.
>>>
>>> So you can read and comprehend stuff that isn't laid out in brail
>>> for you wanktard, that's amazing!
>>> I'm sure you'll add that one to your pointless and pathetic
>>> repertoire and use the opportunity to reproduce it on cue some other
>>> time, wankstein. At the very least, I now know that you proof read all
>>> of my stuff,
>>> stupid. Talk about being owned, sheesh stupid, you is possessed.
>>
>> Never mind shooting yourself in the foot SC, you've nigh on blown a
>> hole to China!
>>
>> Still, at least the hole would be in good company, given the number
>> of other things you've blown in your nut-gobblin' life..
>
> A nut job like you would be able to relate to that. Perhaps that's why
> it's on your tiny mind.
> alt.support.nutty as Megatoid.
School children would be embarrassed by that pathetic "boing-flick"
effort...
Must try harder, Steve Campbell...
Cat got your tongue?
Now you sounding like one of another pair of News Groupians, Julian (Clary).
What ever it is, it's a better effort than just posting your sig.
If only your mum had your dads cum on her tongue & swallowed, your worthless
arse may have never been born. :)
This is why V and Spudley are both as bad as each other imo.
Spudley thinks he found some information (a name) and he's using it
completely without hesitation.
He used EnjoyDialup's name against his will & said he came here for
"entertainment" when E.D said not to.
He gives E.D spelling corrections, yet his language skills and sentence
construction is appalling.
He changes when the shoes on the other foot, doesn't he?
What a sad hypocritical fuckwit.
This is why V and Spudley are both as bad as each other imo.
Spudley thinks he found some information (a name) and he's using it
completely without hesitation. Just like V, isn't it?