How to SLOW-KILL your neighbours chickens and get away with it
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night and the hens in labour all day groaning like they have a spanner
stuck in their asses?
Here is THE only solution the internet searches have - I invented it
because no one out there had one. "Is it illegal to shoot my neighbour
´s rooster" - is not a solution. luls.
Here is the solution peoples:
I actually worked out a brilliant solution to the rooster thing but
first I will try again going to the authorites and asking them to do
their job and enforce the law.
But you can tell Paul this one: There is a drug that people over 70
often take so that their blood can not clot. It is a decoagulant. It
is called Wafaren Sodium. There are brand names but that is the active
ingrediant. They have stopped using arsenic in rat poisens and started
using this drug instead. The amazing thing about it is that it has a
half-life of 1-3 months. it is a Vitamin K antigen which means the
body can not coagulate blood. With rats, they end up dying of internal
bleeding. It is not that painful death compared to arsenic. It is
based on the fact that eventually the rat will endure an injury -
internal or external, the blood will not stop flowing, and it will
bleed to death.
So I studied about Chickens and rat poisen using Wafarin and I was
lucky enough to find a post of a chicken owner who was worried about
his dad who put this type of rat poisen in their old car in the
paddock and he realised one day that rats often do not eat food but go
and store it somewhere for later. And he was worried that if the rats
stored it in a place that the chickens could get to it, well he wanted
to know if it would pass through to the eggs. And there was a
discussion there about there being three blood-barries to an egg, and
the consensus on the forum is that he should not worry aboutit. If
there were traces in the eggs, he will notice as easily bruising and
bleeding but there is common Vitamin K suppliment medication that you
can take and you take for 3 months until the decoagulent is out of
your system.
But the drug ingested directly is very dangerous - When old people
with bad veins start taking this medication they are monitored very
carefully until the doctors know they are giving the person the right
dosage. Too much and you could get a little cut and then bleed to
death in your sleep, like having an open vein.
So legally, an attempted murder of the chickens would not get me
imprisoned for reckless endagering the lives of the owners. And also
because the chicken family often venture outside the property, where I
could plant this trap, I will not be legally in trouble for messing
with the guy´s property.
So I wondered, "Well the rat poisen they sell with this drug is always
an obvious bright colour and this will not work for my clandestine
operation."
So then I studied the chemical itself, and saw that it is soluble in
alcohol. This means if I can get a bag of that chemical, I then
dissolve it with alcohol, pour it over grass seeds, and then wait for
the alcohol to evaporate and all the grass seeds will be impregnated
with this drug.
The chickens will not all die immediately. What will happen is that
over the next three months, the ´farmer´ will notice blood over eggs,
will notice that other chickens have been pecking to death other
chickens and ALSO, because of their rapid blood losses, they will be
quiet and weak. And he wont know why because he does not maintain them
in any way other than throwing scrap food at them.
The brilliance of this model is that the farmer will not realise its
an attack from a neighbour.
The other brilliance of this model is that the neigbours who also hate
the chickens, I have told them all this model and I told them with a
witness - Christian. So I am NOT going to go and do this. But what I
am doing is educating the neighbours on how to do this.
So the only flaw in my model, is if a neighbour tells this nutjob the
above story. But the nutjob will never know it was me who planted the
trap.
Now that is what that neanderthal nutjob gets when he messes with an
educated person. And I hope now one of the neighbours goes and does
it. Most people here not how to get prescription drugs. They simply
need to buy that Wafarin, grind up the pills into a powder, then mix
it into alcohol. (ethanol). Then they need to pour that dissolved
mixture into a glass of grass-seeds. Then wait for it to eavaporate
and dry.
Now they just need to throw those seeds in the street around where the
chickens go.
The death rate of the chickens will go up 10 times but it is what is
called a SLOW KILL conspiracy.
The other brilliant aspect is that it is not cruel to the chickens.
The death is not unlike how they often die - and what are those
chickens for but cutting their heads off.
All the neighbours hate the chickens. So I told them how to kill get
rid of them.
The dogs dont eat seeds and if they did a few of them it will not kill
them.
it is a way to destroy the guy´s chicken flock over a period of three
months. Remember - once the chicken has consumed the active-
concentration of the drug, he will be like that for 3 months because
of the half-life of the drug (which is the amzing discovery I made).
Also, the internet does not have anyone who has posted a solution to
how to kill your neighbours chickens.
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Because the nutjob is outside the law in having Chickens in the first
place, and because he lets them roam in the street from time to time,
the police will not pay to go have the Chicken blood samples
analytically tested.
The only weakness in my model is that he is a nutjob. But I have my
neighbours on my side about this. Also, I wont be the one to commit
the crime, because the neighbours hate the chickens so much, and also
the owner so much, that it is highly likely one of them will go take
this information and do it. I dont need to do anything but wait now.
Information is POWER.
Noone on the net has ever explained how to kill your neighbours
chickens. There are posts like, "Is it illegal for me to shoot my
neighbours rooster". That is not a solution.
I invented the solution.
Because the seeds will not be coloured, as they were made the way I
specified (and I specify a very high concentration so that one seed
will contain enough of this drug to disable the coagulation of the
blood in the chicken), you wont be able to find them. Somone only
needs throw a few hundred of these prepared seeds in the street and
all those chickens will be very weak or dead in the next three months.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brodifacoum
That is far more poweful that Wafarin. I have not calculated the
dosing concentrations you want but that is the latest anticoagulant.
And it is soluble in alcohol.
Peter Jason
<komb...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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Sylvia Else
> Why not just kill the neighbours?
>
The punishment is much more severe if he gets caught, and the
authorities are likely to put much more effort into catching him.
Sylvia.
Peter Jason
"Sylvia Else" <syl...@not.here.invalid> wrote in message
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Anyway, what's wrong with chickens? We used to have them
wandering in to eat the slugs and snails. Ducks are bad;
they crap over everything!
Ted
night and the hens in labour all day groaning like they have a spanner
stuck in their asses?
Here is THE only solution the internet searches have - I invented it
because no one out there had one. "Is it illegal to shoot my neighbour
´s rooster" - is not a solution. luls.
internal or external, the blood will not stop flowing, and it will
bleed to death.
But the drug ingested directly is very dangerous - When old people
with bad veins start taking this medication they are monitored very
carefully until the doctors know they are giving the person the right
dosage. Too much and you could get a little cut and then bleed to
death in your sleep, like having an open vein.
I would feel much more comfortable with you dead and the chickens alive if I
was forced to choose who/what to live next door to:-).
komb...@gmail.com
Being woken up by these moronic roosters at 1am, 2am again, 3am, 4 am,
5am, 6am, 7am, 8am, and then all fucking day their women groan like
not even humans moan when in labour, like they are pulling a spanner
stuck out of their ass. Every fucking day, over and over and its
illegal for him to have chickens but the department to enforce that
law dont have the funding to come and sought it out?
You realise when you are not getting normal peaceful sleep that you
start to lose your mind?
komb...@gmail.com
> <kombip...@gmail.com> wrote in message
Yeh you would if they were YOUR chickens and you were my selfish
ignorant neanderthal neighbour.
But look anyway peoples, I have found the solution. There it is above.
The internet was absent it and so I had to go and work it out myself.
There were alot of complaints but no good solution other than getting
your rifle out.
komb...@gmail.com
> On 6/12/2010 5:31 AM, kombip...@gmail.com wrote:
>
> > You neighbbour making your life hell with the roosters crowing all
> > night and the hens in labour all day groaning like they have a spanner
> > stuck in their asses?
>
> > Here is THE only solution the internet searches have - I invented it
>
"'FUCK OFF TROLL "
You sound very intelligent today Alan. Are you a BOT? Look man, I hate
the jews and the jews must all die. Lucky for you I only studied
chemistry and not biology or I would invent a way to SLOW KILL you
scum too!
komb...@gmail.com
> On 6/12/2010 5:31 AM, kombip...@gmail.com wrote:
>
> > night and the hens in labour all day groaning like they have a spanner
> > stuck in their asses?
>
> > Here is THE only solution the internet searches have - I invented it
>
komb...@gmail.com
> On 6/12/2010 5:31 AM, kombip...@gmail.com wrote:
>
> > night and the hens in labour all day groaning like they have a spanner
> > stuck in their asses?
>
> > Here is THE only solution the internet searches have - I invented it
>
"'FUCK OFF TROLL "
You sound very intelligent today Alan Foreskine. Lucky for you I only
komb...@gmail.com
Do ducks wake you up all fucking night, 10 times per night and then
give you anxiety disorder because you never know when they will decide
to forget this time to continuing crowing cock fucking doodle fucking
doo doo fucking dooo?
Dog is love
fuck all that bullshit....get a fox
Alan Erskine
FUCK OFF TROLL
komb...@gmail.com
> On 6/12/2010 10:26 PM, kombip...@gmail.com wrote:
>
> FUCK OFF TROLL
Suck my foreskined dick, jew boy.
komb...@gmail.com
Another good method is to blend rat poisen with blood of the cow or
any blood, a half litre of it. Then just throw that blood over some
earth where the chickens pass and they will go eat the earth. They
love eating blood because chickens and roosters are possessed by
demons.
nana2050
> "Sylvia Else" <syl...@not.here.invalid> wrote in message
> news:8m2kic...@mid.individual.net...
> > On 6/12/2010 7:44 AM, Peter Jason wrote:
> >> Why not just kill the neighbours?
> >>
> >
> > The punishment is much more severe if he gets caught, and
> > the authorities are likely to put much more effort into
> > catching him.
> >
> > Sylvia.
> wandering in to eat the slugs and snails. Ducks are bad; no. Ducks are not bad, they’re better. If you want a quiet duck get a muscovy.
> they crap over everything! So do chickens.
Rod Speed
<rip.lava....@gmail.com> wrote:
> On Monday, December 6, 2010 at 7:45:54 AM UTC+5, Peter Jason wrote: