Some jokes for a friggin` change...

[Tony Payne]

Q). What's red and stupid?.

A). A blood clot.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender sez "So. Why the long face?."

If you don't like them, talk to my psychiatrist...

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[Graham Trigge]

Tony Payne wrote:
> A horse walks into a bar. The bartender sez "So. Why the long face?."

Also, two baby seals walk into a club ......

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Graham Trigge (B. App. Sci)

[gop...@topend.com.au]

a mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says 'sorry don't serve
mushrooms here'

the mushroom says 'why not I'm a fun guy'

tim

[Peter BARLIN]

In article <32C6F7...@grandmaster.com.au>, Graham Trigge <tr...@grandmaster.com.au> writes:
> Tony Payne wrote:
>> A horse walks into a bar. The bartender sez "So. Why the long face?."
>
> Also, two baby seals walk into a club ......
>
>
> --
> Graham Trigge (B. App. Sci)

And a car turned into a driveway!!!
(yeah I know,I'm going)

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[Helen Gelder]

In article <32C6F7...@grandmaster.com.au>, Graham Trigge
<tr...@grandmaster.com.au> writes
>Tony Payne wrote:
>> A horse walks into a bar. The bartender sez "So. Why the long face?."
>
>Also, two baby seals walk into a club ......
>

Also...an anteater walks into a bar...The bartender says "so why the
long face?"

I don't think that that joke is the slighest bit funny though!
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Helen Gelder