Deer jokes

[Satish VASAN]

Here are a few good deer jokes - (remember the fly jokes?)

Q. What do you call a deer without eyes?
A. No idea.

Q. What do you call a deer without eyes and nolegs?
A. Still no idea.

Q. What do you call a deer without eyes,legs, and no balls?
A. Still no f***ing idea!

Let the thread continue!

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[Adam Bradley]

Satish VASAN (vas...@ecr.mu.oz.au) wrote:
>Here are a few good deer jokes - (remember the fly jokes?)
>
>Q. What do you call a deer without eyes?
>A. No idea.
>
>Q. What do you call a deer without eyes and nolegs?
>A. Still no idea.
>
>Q. What do you call a deer without eyes,legs, and no balls?
>A. Still no f***ing idea!
>
>Let the thread continue!
>

Q. What do you call a deer without eyes,legs and who has just had
a tonne of bricks dropped on it ?

A. Depressed, still with no idea!

Adam

[WarFish]

vas...@ecr.mu.oz.au (Satish VASAN) writes:

>Here are a few good deer jokes - (remember the fly jokes?)

>Q. What do you call a deer without eyes?
>A. No idea.

>Q. What do you call a deer without eyes and nolegs?
>A. Still no idea.

>Q. What do you call a deer without eyes,legs, and no balls?
>A. Still no f***ing idea!

>Let the thread continue!

How about:

Q. What do you call a red deer with no eyes and no legs?
A. Still bloody no idea.

WarFish (Sengyo)

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[Robert Swindley]

Where do you find a deer with no legs and no eyes??

where you left it

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[D Elson]

Sorry, but this thread got done to death last year.

Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, no genitals, no
head and no body?

A: A hat rack.

Del.
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[Chris Karadaglis]

What do you call a deer with no legs, no body and no balls?

A hat-rack.

Shckwish!

[Wendigo]

d...@babel.DIALix.oz.au (D Elson) writes:

>Sorry, but this thread got done to death last year.

If so, has somebody got a compiled list of them??
I've got a couple of people I want to hit with em.
Please mail or post.

In the meantime, until the compiled list comes out...

Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs and no ears?

A: Definately still no idea.
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[William Lo]

Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
A: Huh? What??? What the heck is that???

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[Martin Caden]

What do you call a deer with no legs?

Doesn't matter - he won't come anyway...

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[Astria_Nicole PRICE]

In article <922621...@mulga.cs.mu.OZ.AU>, war...@mundil.cs.mu.OZ.AU (WarFish) writes:
> vas...@ecr.mu.oz.au (Satish VASAN) writes:
>
> >Here are a few good deer jokes - (remember the fly jokes?)
>
> >Q. What do you call a deer without eyes?
> >A. No idea.
>
> >Q. What do you call a deer without eyes and nolegs?
> >A. Still no idea.
>
> >Q. What do you call a deer without eyes,legs, and no balls?
> >A. Still no f***ing idea!
>
> >Let the thread continue!
>
> How about:
>
> Q. What do you call a red deer with no eyes and no legs?
> A. Still bloody no idea.
>

Q. What do you call a red deer in hell with no eyes, no legs, and no balls?
A. Still bloody damned no f***ing idea!

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[D.A. Svendsen]

Astria_Nicole PRICE (as...@ecr.mu.oz.au) wrote:

: In article <922621...@mulga.cs.mu.OZ.AU>, war...@mundil.cs.mu.OZ.AU (WarFish) writes:
: > vas...@ecr.mu.oz.au (Satish VASAN) writes:
: >
: > >Here are a few good deer jokes - (remember the fly jokes?)
: >
: > >Q. What do you call a deer without eyes?
: > >A. No idea.
: >
: > >Q. What do you call a deer without eyes and nolegs?
: > >A. Still no idea.
: >
: > >Q. What do you call a deer without eyes,legs, and no balls?
: > >A. Still no f***ing idea!
: >
: > >Let the thread continue!
: >
: > How about:
: >
: > Q. What do you call a red deer with no eyes and no legs?
: > A. Still bloody no idea.
: >
:
: Q. What do you call a red deer in hell with no eyes, no legs, and no balls?
: A. Still bloody damned no f***ing idea!

:
Oh dear!

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Q: What do you call a short sighted deer?
A: A bad idea.

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