any jokes about big ears?

[greg francis]

Does anybody have any jokes or one liners to use on people with big
ears?

[Mark Slingo]

Where's Noddy?

greg francis wrote in message <35DDBFB0...@net.ntl.com>...

[Dunny]

>Does anybody have any jokes or one liners to use on people with big
>ears?
>
>

Nope, but just an insult.... tell them they look like a VW with two doors
open...!

Cheers
Dunny

[Tim Main]

In article <6rqmvg$q...@internal.sa.gov.au>, Dunny <Dunn...@nospam.saug
ov.sa.gov.au> writes

WHY DO ELEPHANTS HAVE BIG EARS?

Because Noddy won't pay the ransom!
--
Tim Main

[Serge]

In article <90376332...@sun.znet.net.au>, Mark Slingo
<ma...@slingo.nq.nu> writes

>Where's Noddy?
>
>greg francis wrote in message <35DDBFB0...@net.ntl.com>...

>>Does anybody have any jokes or one liners to use on people with big
>>ears?
>>
>>
>
>

We had a boss with big ears once. Everyone called him "Wingnut".

--
Serge

[cl...@xld.com]

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Reminds me of a taxicab with both rear doors open.

Regards,
Clark

In article <90376332...@sun.znet.net.au>,

"Mark Slingo" <ma...@slingo.nq.nu> wrote:
> Where's Noddy?
>
> greg francis wrote in message <35DDBFB0...@net.ntl.com>...
> >Does anybody have any jokes or one liners to use on people with big
> >ears?
> >
> >
>
>

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[Serge]

In article <bA0GfEAr...@recarter.demon.co.uk>, Serge <serge@recarte
r.nospam.demon.co.uk> writes

>In article <90376332...@sun.znet.net.au>, Mark Slingo

><ma...@slingo.nq.nu> writes

>>Where's Noddy?
>>
>>greg francis wrote in message <35DDBFB0...@net.ntl.com>...
>>>Does anybody have any jokes or one liners to use on people with big
>>>ears?
>>>
>>>
>>
>>

>We had a boss with big ears once. Everyone called him "Wingnut".
>

And of course, everyone knows why elephants have big ears, don't they?
--
Serge

[Fletchman]

Here's a one liner I've used on a mate.

Say for example his name is Fred.

In a group of people you say (with great gusto)

"Friends, Romans! .... Naaa it's ok lads, FRED ... lend us your
ears!"

Or
(to Fred)

"Mate, if walls have ears then you're the fucking Great Wall of China!"

And a freebee big nose one.

Tell 'em they're banned in Miami.

(snooooort! Think about it)

Fletchman.
Visit http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Troy/9750
E!Blurb ... scanning the underwear

[Simon King]

Q. Why does Prince Charles have big ears?

A. Cause Noddy won't pay the ransom!

[sargen...@gmail.com]

Insult: hi dumbo you should fly out of my face before your ears start to grow legs and run away
Reply:I don't mock you because your stupid, so don't mock me because I have big ears.
Insult:I'm not stupid
Reply:well you are since you still use year 4 logic.

[siamul...@gmail.com]

We would like jucy ones

[siamul...@gmail.com]

Tell them that their ears so big that you could compair them with a mention

[outbrea...@gmail.com]

On Friday, August 21, 1998 at 5:00:00 AM UTC-2, greg francis wrote:
> Does anybody have any jokes or one liners to use on people with big
> ears?

I have big ears and this is what people use on me

1. You can replace Santa elf wait... no ur too ugly for that
2. You look like the ugly vision of a bat
3. Can you fly?
4. Your ears so big that you probably can get internet connection (something like that i forgot what the insult was)
5. I bet your family (meaning bats) mistake your ears for their home (meaning cave)
6. Your ear are unnatural

that's all i can remember, your welcome.

[Shawkat Ali]

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[bhekn]

mr outbreak
you went too far with theses jokes and my autistic brother killed himslef beucase he got bullied so bad. we like to commemorate him by play wiht his pp