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Revenge E-mail (look out: its BIG!)

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David Page

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Nov 18, 1999, 3:00:00 AM11/18/99

Within two months the (poor?) sod at the bottom of this very long e-mail
is well on his way to international stardom. I'm sure there are a few
other names that could be added to the list, and perhaps a few other
corners of the world it could go to...

-----Original Message-----
From: Brettschneider, Kylie - NRMPD
Sent: Wednesday, 17 November 1999 16:27
To: Stefanoski, Sue - RPCD; Cvijanovic, Tanja - NRMPD; Bartlett, Fiona -

AID; 'camille'; 'Chris D'; 'debi'; 'Deborah Dwyer'; 'emma'; 'gemma';
Harrop, Fred - RPCD; 'Jason'; 'Jenny O'; 'kaz at work'; Lamont, Barrie -

RPCD; Lembit, Murray - RPCD; 'Linda'; 'Mel'; Page, Carolyn - RPCD; 'Paul

Burke'; 'Phil'; 'Shane'; Weinert, Helen - NRMPD; Martin, Michael -
NRMPD; Hunt, Lois - NRMPD; Gillard, Peter - NRMPD
Subject: FW: Revenge e-mail...

How could i stand in the way of this one?

Start at the bottom....you probably won't make it all the way back to
the
top!

Kaz, you'll never think of Jerry in the same way again...

-----Original Message-----
From: Garbutt, Neil - FFID
Sent: Wednesday, November 17, 1999 2:29 PM
To: Chesher Cat; Nilofar and co.; Paul McNamara at Work; Aaron Gladki;
Deborah Fileman; Jennifer Hoy; Kevin Rowley; Kylie Brettschneider;
Leanne Horsnell; Mark McCallum; Mia de Tarczynski; Niranjani
Saverimuttu; Rachel Gregson; "SirGawain"; Richard "Baron" Helliwell;
Scooby; Christine Miller; Christine Stokman; Gary Fisk; Helen Tozer; Joe

Kowalski; Linda Jamieson; Liz St Clair Long; Melanie Green; Melissa
Sykes; Michael Harris; Natalie Dodds; Rob Sluce; Terry Keel; Bill
Causbrook; Fiona McKergow; Jennifer Doust; Kimberley McKay; Lyn Brown;
Margaret Dal Molin; Paula Shoulder; Stan Jarzynski; Jason Rackley
Esquire; Justine Summons; Kim Arthur Esquire; Mark "Doogie" Foster; Paul

Underwood at home
Subject: FW: Revenge e-mail...

And continuing a great tradition I pass on this e-mail heirloom......

One that has seen one man royally shamed for his incredibly clumsy
efforts
at picking up women 90's style......

Please keep the word rolling -this is the only chain letter i have even
slightly liked.......and if you feel like it - drop young laura or Chris
a
line to say g'day.......

Start from the bottom and read up - this thing has gone for
miles.........

-----Original Message-----
From: Varsanyi, Veronica - FFID
Sent: Wednesday, 17 November 1999 13:56
To: 'alub...@csc.com.au'; Barber, Greg - AID; Carthew, Edward - RPCD;
Joubert, Yolande - CDT; Keal, Andrew - FAID; Garbutt, Neil - FFID;
'Just...@hotmail.com'
Subject: FW: Revenge e-mail...

a real message from some schmuck in the US is down the bottom and
hundreds
of forwards in the US, Aust, NZ etc are up above it thanks to the girl
he
originally sent it to - the comments get a bit repetitive, but you'll
get
the picture after reading the message and a few of the forwards.

-----Original Message-----
From: Gibson, Danielle - AQISACT
Se Moa, November 15, 1999 1:40 PM
To: 'Baker Jessica'; 'Buckley Sue'; 'Harris Tracey'; Lamont, Melissa -
AQISACT; Ly, Dao - AQISACT; Matthew, Trent - BSU; 'McAlister Kirsty';
Pearce, Neil - AQISACT; 'Thorn Jenny'; White, Matthew - AID; 'Wiles
Paul'
Subject: FW: Revenge e-mail...

Start at the bottom and read up!

-----Original Message-----
From: Gliddon John
Sent: Friday, November 12, 1999 10:41 AM
To: Leitch, Peter; Andrew Della Torre; Cassandra Francais; Colin Wright;

Deb; Doreen King; Fiona Logan; Frank Maccione; Gaynor Rabey; Jacqui
Molinari; Joanna Collins; Mike Abbott; Mike Crowe; Ricky Gliddon; Shell;

Steve McAllister; Steven Carroll; Sukey Angeloni
Subject: The Alaskan Assassin

Please meet the most shamed man in the US military (bottom message), the

lady who destroyed his career (the next message) and the rest of the
world
who have found out about it.

-----Original Message-----
From: Justin Arthur [SMTP:justin...@alintagas.com.au]
Sent: Thursday, November 11, 1999 6:30 PM
To: Rachel Furness; andre...@bigpond.com; dam...@ca.com.au;
phil-...@cerbernet.co.uk; cassandra...@dva.gov.au;
obe_wan...@email.com; gl...@erg.com.au; andr...@freeuk.com;
ik...@golder.com.au; Joe.R...@hi.riotinto.com.au;
joshc...@hotmail.com;
kv...@hotmail.com; mcgra...@hotmail.com; nigelw...@hotmail.com;
rach...@hotmail.com; ruthd...@hotmail.com;
simonem...@hotmail.com;
smanni...@hotmail.com; arc...@ppco.com;
ali...@student.ecel.uwa.edu.au
Cc: christia...@usafa.af.mil; laura....@usafa.af.mil
Subject: FW: The Alaskan Assassin

Here's a classic email. read the message right at the end. Amazing how
far
an email can get in a little over 1 month

Justin

Message to Laura,

I thought you may be interested. I work for a Gas company in Perth,
Australia. This has got aIong way hasn't it. I noticed that it hasn't
made
it all around the world yet, so I'm sending it to some friends in
England.
Nothing like a new continent to blacken a stupid git's reputation.

If Christian is lucky, by the time this dies down, there should be some
small backwards tribes in Papua New Guinea that won't have heard about
the
Alaskan Assassin.

I'm not sure what's sadder; the fact that this guy thought he used some
great, original pick up lines that would make any woman pine for his
affections, or that Emailing was definitely a better idea than asking
face
to face.

What ever the case, I bet Christian has a hard time picking up a blow up

doll thanks to your ingenuity.

Note to your commander: please don't put Christian in charge of any
lethal
machinery.

Regards,

Justin Arthur
AlintaGas, Perth Western Australia

Note to Christian:

Thought you might like a new line:

Do you have any Alaskan in you - do you want some....

It's pathetic, but better than the crap you are shoveling.

"Rhodes, Joe (HI)" <Joe.R...@hi.riotinto.com.au11/11/99 01:30pm

Guys,

I think there is nothing left to say !!! Read this USAF Cadets message
at
the bottom and then have a look at some of the places this message has
been.
It even got into the Pentagon at one stage !!

JOE

-----Original Message-----
From: Jacquie Maddison [SMTP:Jacq...@workcover.wa.gov.au]
Sent: Thursday, 11, November 1999 11:27
To: Jacqi Carmichael; Rhys Bonshore; Eric Griffin; Ashley Buckee;
Michael Fielder; 'john_m...@dola.wa.gov.au'; 'cri...@aurum.net.au'
Subject: FW: The Alaskan Assasin

-----Original Message-----
From: Bishop, John (GECITS at Alcoa)
[mailto:John....@alcoa.com.au]
Sent: Thursday, 11 November 1999 11:08
To: Friend, Ian (GECITS at Alcoa); Mawdesley, Gary; Keillor, Daniel
(GECITS at Alcoa); Thomas, Jamie; Craig, Dave; Jackson, Elizabeth;
Cheek,
Ray; 'Aaron'; 'Bravo'; 'Daniel Normington';
'fivesta...@hotmail.com';
'Jacquie Maddison'; 'Jason ??'; 'Jen'; 'John S'; 'Liz's Auntie';
'Lynette'; 'Mick P'; 'Mike Bridges'; 'Morts (home)'; 'Nick'; 'Nick's
Bro';
'Paul'; 'Shel'; 'Yells'; 'zulu...@hotmail.com'
Cc: 'laura....@usafa.af.mil'; 'christia...@usafa.af.mil'
Subject: The Alaskan Assasin

This has got to be the most classic email I have ever seen. Start at the

bottom and work up, and I guarantee a good laugh.... *poor bastard!!!*

And make sure this one keeps going.....

The Alaskan Assain rides again.... ;)

PS Laura - congrats, you've now made it into BHP AND Alcoa in
Australia......

-----Original Message-----
From: Dargan, Symonne
Sent: Thursday, November 11, 1999 10:40 AM
To: Koks, Lynley; Wilkins, Clare; Perisic, Rob (GECITS at Alcoa);
Radford, Greg (GECITS at Alcoa); Bishop, John (GECITS at Alcoa);
Beekman,
Karen
Subject: FW: The Alaskan Assasin (fwd)

- BUGGA - !!!!!

This goes to show we have to be soooooo careful!!

-----Original Message-----
From: Paula....@dsl.riotinto.com.au
[SMTP:Paula....@dsl.riotinto.com.au]
Sent: Thursday, November 11, 1999 9:47 AM
To: m...@jacmac.com.au; p...@cocksmacnish.com.au; iford...@hotmail.com;
iacon...@aol.com.au; JAriya...@skm.com.au;
amanda....@hi.riotinto.com.au; Dargan, Symonne;
lucaf...@hotmail.com
Subject: FW: The Alaskan Assasin (fwd)

You've got to check this out --- open the attachment and start at the
end of
the email....... poor bloke!!
---------------------- Forwarded by Paula Bonetti/Dampier Salt/au on
11/11/99
09:43 ---------------------------

Matthew Bowles
10/11/99 16:07

To: Paula Bonetti/Dampier Salt/au@Dampier Salt
cc:
Subject: FW: The Alaskan Assasin (fwd)

---------------------- Forwarded by Matthew Bowles/Dampier Salt/au on
10/11/99
16:04 ---------------------------

Matthew Bowles
10/11/99 13:52

To: and...@jcorp.com.au, chris.m...@airservices.gov.au,
os...@hotmail.com, wil...@upnaway.com,
willia...@argylediamonds.com.au,
David_...@exchange.au.ml.com,
nog...@hotmail.com, jud...@hotmail.com
cc:
Subject: FW: The Alaskan Assasin (fwd)

Chris, this guy has really bad pick lines too, any relation??
---------------------- Forwarded by Matthew Bowles/Dampier Salt/au on
10/11/99
13:45 ---------------------------

Ian Hind <hi...@wmet.com.auon 10/11/99 10:05:42

To: "'Roche, Brian'" <Brian...@joondalup.wa.gov.au, Matthew
Bowles/Dampier
Salt/au@Dampier Salt
cc:
Subject: FW: The Alaskan Assasin (fwd)

You may have seen an article about this poor bastard in yesterdays
paper.

----------
From: Melinda Symonds
Sent: Wednesday, 10 November 1999 9:54
To: Ian Hind
Subject: FW: The Alaskan Assasin (fwd)

Further to our convo this morning .. the email itself!!!!!

-----Original Message-----
From: Janelle O'Callaghan
[SMTP:janelle.o...@premiumpersonnel.com.au]
<mailto:[SMTP:janelle.o...@premiumpersonnel.com.au]
Sent: Wednesday, November 10, 1999 9:42 AM
To: Ann Sylvester (E-mail); Chayne Chittara (E-mail); Daniel Brockway
(E-mail); Daniel Galagkas (E-mail); Elizabeth Trakas (E-mail); Geoff
O'Dea
(E-mail); Hayley Claridge (E-mail); Ivan Kwan (E-mail); Leticia
Schneider
(E-mail); Melinda Symonds (E-mail); Matthew O'Callaghan (E-mail);
Michael
Nelson (E-mail); Michelle Knight (E-mail); Natalie Vella (E-mail); Ray
Clemson (E-mail); Tabitha Galagkas (E-mail)
Subject: FW: The Alaskan Assasin (fwd)

This email is Unreal! It has been all through American Air Force,
Universities and has now hit Australia. Start reading at the bottom and

then read everyones comments. Poor Christian Kolden will Never live
this
one down, he must be getting heaps from everyone in the Air Force Luv
Janelle (it takes a while to read but is worth it)
-----Original Message-----
From: Matthew Fairclough
Sent: Wednesday, 10 November 1999 8:44
To: Anita Correa; Anne Sylvester; Bevan Clark; Ashleigh Davidson;
Carolyn
Hardie; Dorothy Jupp; Janelle O'Callaghan; Murray Wasley
Subject: FW: The Alaskan Assasin (fwd)

This is very funny. Never put anything down in writing.

Guys

check this out for a hoot - at the very bottom of this is an amorous
email
that a US airforce clown sent to a chick. She got a bit dark and sent it
to
her class and its now all over the world. If you send it on make sure
you
keep them cc'd in so that they realise what a sensation they are
causing.

Bernard Mills
----------
From: Farlow, Liam LP
Sent: Wednesday, 10 November 1999 9:57
To: Dunlop, Andrew AR; 'Andrew ROBERTS (one net)'; 'Andrew
Pepar'; 'Andrew Sheperd'; 'Anna Wright'; Martin, Brad BM; Renfrey,
Daniel
DW; 'Fiona Griffin'; 'Jamie Burley'; 'Kristy Snape'; 'Meera Creagh';
Patel, Niraj NN; 'Robyn Farlow'; Churchill, Ruth R; Kirn, Rosanna R;
Rees,
Steven SC; 'Stephanie'; 'Wade Arthur'; Roche, Monique MA; Duck, Louise
LM;
Hyatt, Kate KS; Anderson, Sally SL; Mills, Bernard BM; Ben Geoghegan;
Brad
Bach; Gary Brown; Martin Phillips; Matthew Double; Peter Shea; Simon
Nutt;
Timothy
Carmichael; Trent Sebbens
Subject: FW: The Alaskan Assasin (fwd)

I had to send this on.

Read from the bottom and scroll up to see the comments.

Tragic.

----------
From: Andrew Dennis Gooley[SMTP:ad...@uow.edu.au]
Sent: 8 Nov 1999 13:36
To: sti...@metz.une.edu.au; the_ot...@hotmail.com;
ball...@yahoo.com; sl...@uow.edu.au; cg...@uow.edu.au;
beachba...@yahoo.com; ba...@wumpus.its.uow.edu.au;
ma...@wumpus.its.uow.edu.au; Farlow, Liam LP; kimbl...@csi.com;
Ross....@IAC.honeywell.com; roby...@hotmail.com; s...@ualberta.ca;
andyb...@hotmail.com; mk...@uow.edu.au; s36...@student.uq.edu.au;
wl...@uow.edu.au; n236...@sparrow.qut.edu.au; bwat...@scu.edu.au;
Kr...@metz.une.edu.au; sa...@hotmail.com
Subject: FW: The Alaskan Assasin (fwd)

My god what a losser!!

----- Forwarded message from FPDWOL Slabmaking Technology Cadets -----

[Charset iso-8859-1 unsupported, filtering to ASCII...]
Read the instructions from Liz.........

----------
From: Every, Elizabeth EM
Sent: Monday, 8 November 1999 11:45
To: Gorman, John JA; Gorman, Craig C; Wilson, Clinton CM;
Connolly, Robert RW; 'bernard & carolyn kluck'; 'christine every';
FPDWOL
Slabmaking Technology Cadets; 'jim kluck'; 'Julie'; 'Kate and Eddie';
'Kathryn O'mara'; 'MARYBARB'; Petty, Mick MP; 'ruth kluck'; 'Sally Anne
Gorman'; 'Sharon'; 'Susan'; Andrew, Nick L; Vasic, Rad RJ; DeVoogd, Piet

P; Fielding, Neville N; Camplin, Mark MJ; 'laura....@usafa.af.mil'
Subject: FW: The Alaskan Assasin

This is the funniest chain letter I have ever read. In a month and a
half
it will have gone halfway round the world, and shows no sign of
stopping.
Read from the bottom and scroll up to see the comments.

Laura. Another Update for you, It's into the ranks of BHP now and Only
god
knows where else.
----------
From: Roach, Bernard BV
Sent: Monday, 8 November 1999 10:51
To: Anderberg, Lars LF; Boundy, Kaylene KJ; Bright, Belinda BR;
Campbell, Renee RA; Collins, Andrew AA; Eckermann, Mark MA; Aitken,
Elisha
EL; Every, Elizabeth EM; Fisher, Geoffrey G; Head, Suzanne SG; Hughes,
Neil N; Sellars, John JR; 'Kathryn O'Mara'; Kiesel, Alison AR; Lau,
Daniel
DL; Waterford, Michael MW; Moran, Tony TP; Parker, Daniel DJ; Powell,
Derek DM; Shumack, Bridget BA; Stormon, Lachlan LJ
Subject: FW: The Alaskan Assasin

-----Original Message-----
From: Jacinta Roach [mailto:Ro...@integral.com.au]
Sent: Monday, 8 November 1999 9:45
To: Roach, Bernard BV; Gregory.L...@corpmail.telstra.com.au;
Daniell...@eds.com; Catherin...@ernstyoung.com.au;
gle...@illawarra.starway.net.au; Damian...@kaz.com.au;
Ang...@magentatech.com.au; Christop...@mail.amsinc.com;
gee...@se.bel.alcatel.be; lco...@tarrants.com.au;
jl...@tig.com.au;
paul....@vodafone.com.au; saman...@walltowall.com.au;
ven...@zip.com.au
Subject: Fwd: The Alaskan Assasin

Guys
This is a long one, but definitely worth the read! Let this be a lesson
to
you all!!

Start at the bottom of the email and work your way up.

----------
From: Michael Hall[SMTP:HA...@of4ho-hub.integral.com.au]
Sent: Wednesday, 3 November 1999 15:34
To: Joseph...@amp.com.au; ATT...@of4ho-hub.integral.com.au;
BAR...@of4ho-hub.integral.com.au; CUE...@of4ho-hub.integral.com.au;
GID...@of4ho-hub.integral.com.au; PEN...@of4ho-hub.integral.com.au;
Ro...@of4ho-hub.integral.com.au; RO...@of4ho-hub.integral.com.au;
SHL...@of4ho-hub.integral.com.au
Subject: Fwd: The Alaskan Assasin

Now this guy really got burnt by this chick, now you know never to ask a

girl out via e-mail...............scroll to the end and read from there.

would these lines have worked on you lan?

scroll right down the bottom and then back up to see where this has
been.
otherwise, the only instruction is enjoy...

---------------------- Forwarded by Michael D. Hall on 03/11/99
14:02
---------------------------

To: davi...@star.com.au, Eden Ashley@ANDERSEN WO,
michael...@nz.pwcglobal.com, Michael D. Hall@ANDERSEN WO,
al...@centurysoftware.com.au, be...@senet.com.au,
jum...@jumbles.com
cc:
Date: 03/11/99 13:11
From: Andrew R. Weeks, Sydney, 964 / 6476
Subject: Re: The Alaskan Assasin

hehe, it's worth scrolling through all the names here when you see whats

happened at the bottom.....

---------------------- Forwarded by Andrew R. Weeks on 03/11/99
13:12
---------------------------

To: Andrew R. Weeks@ANDERSEN WO, Lisa Wallace@ANDERSEN WO
cc:
Date: 03/11/99 11:54
From: Andrew R. Ellard, Sydney, 964 / 6846
Subject: Re: The Alaskan Assasin

Ok, here's one of the great emails which has been forwarded on to the
whole
world.

-----Original Message-----
From: Viereckel, Nikola (Matraville)
[mailto:Nikola.V...@lafarge.com.au]
Sent: Wednesday, 3 November 1999 8:47
To: Bushby, Kirsten (Matraville); Ada; Adam; Alison G; Amir; Arthur;
Bec; Ben; Bradley; Brendan; Cake; Caroline; Cass; Chris A; Chris H;
Chris M; Christine; Davie B; Dr Peter; Gabe; Geoff; Georgie;
Giselle;
Glen; Gregby; Heidi; JA; Jacinta; JD; Jenny; Jill & Martin; Jim;
Julian;
Julie; Kathleen; Ken & Barbie; Kimble; Lisa E; Matt; Monica; Naomi;
Nik;
Paulie; Rohan; Rosie; Scumbag; Shelly; Simie L; Simie W; Simon L;
Snoopy; Stirl; Wazz
Subject: FW: The Alaskan Assasin

Sorry guys gotta keep this one going !
Nik

----------
From: Greg Kirkby [SMTP:GKi...@macquarie.com.au]
<mailto:[SMTP:GKi...@macquarie.com.au]
Sent: Tuesday, 2 November 1999 16:24
To: Nikola Viereckel (E-mail)
Subject: FW: The Alaskan Assasin

Start at the bottom, and then start reading upwards.
Goes to show just how fast you can become infamous on the net. I think
everyone in the western world will have heard of "The Alaskan Assassin"
by
the end of the year.

-----Original Message-----
From: Ben Salvage
Sent: Tuesday, 2 November 1999 5:03 PM
To: Dale Lambert; Greg Kirkby; Jennifer King
Subject: FW: The Alaskan Assasin

Like I said..

-----Original Message-----
From: Anthony Boucher
Sent: Tuesday, 2 November 1999 11:47 AM
To: 'Adam Rowe'; 'Afgan'; 'Alex Weil'; 'Amanda Baska'; 'Anthony
Flaskas'; 'Aurelia'; 'Austin - Work'; Ben Salvage; 'Boori';
'BRADFORD,
Belinda'; 'Cam - Work'; 'Candice'; 'Chicka - Work'; 'Craig Birch';
'Craig Moffat'; 'Craig Reick'; 'Dark, Chris C'; 'Darryn McClelland';
'Dave Adcock'; 'Dot'; 'Gary (good ideas)'; George Bouloukos;
'Gilesy';
'Glen Holding'; 'James Vella'; 'Jane Fitzgerald'; 'Jim Murphy';
'Jeremy
White'; 'Jon Halpin'; 'Ken Gaskell'; 'Leon Drewe'; 'Macka'; 'Mark
Schwark'; 'Sarah Hume'; 'Service, Ben M'; Steve Allen (ISD); 'SUTTON
Kelly'; 'Tomlins, Matthew D'; 'Tracy Dahl'; Venetia Tan; 'Youngy'
Subject: FW: The Alaskan Assasin

Have a read of this guy's form down the bottom of the mail. This thing
has
been forwarded to sooo many people, the legend will be up there with
Freaker
and Horse...

-----Original Message-----
From: Natanya Davine
Sent: Tuesday, 2 November 1999 10:35 AM
To: Chris Hawkins; James Conroy; James Kennedy; Anthony Boucher;
Colin
Healey; Paul Hunt; Theresa Opadchy
Subject: FW: The Alaskan Assasin

-----Original Message-----
From: Maryanne Tai
Sent: Monday, 1 November 1999 10:38 AM
To: Stuart Burke; Chris Tindall; Natanya Davine; 'Andrea Liu';
'Catherine Hallgath'; 'J.M.Cooling'; 'Joan'; 'Kevin Davies';
'Lorelei';
'Sal'; 'Sue McMurchy'; 'Tom Fung'
Subject: FW: The Alaskan Assasin

And they say techies don't have social skills... Read the original email
at
the bottom. The poor guy's (in)famous now in the entire US military
circle(
he even made it to the Pentagon! ) as well as Australia and NZ.

Wonder if he will survive long enough to come out to Australia for the
defence games... In thirty year's time, his email will probably be used
as
the text on how NOT to pick up women.

-----Original Message-----
From: Richard Milne
Sent: Monday, 1 November 1999 10:09 AM
To: 'Wifey (Home)'; David Brown; Jenny Colosimo (PMS Walsh);
Katheryne
Hoang (ex-MBL); Maryanne Tai (ISD); Randy Olan (ex-MBL)
Subject: FW: The Alaskan Assasin

-----Original Message-----
From: Fiona Soper
Sent: Monday, 1 November 1999 9:32 AM
To: 'Allison Wallace'; Ben Salvage; 'Caroline Storey'; 'Cris
Merodio';
'Danielle Birmingham'; David Pryde; 'Jason Bennie'; 'Jason S
Symonds';
'Jo Mansell'; 'Kent Griffiths'; 'Kris Soper'; 'Kristen Miller';
'Patrick
Danek'; 'Penny Lucas'; Paul Richardson (ISD); Richard Milne; 'Scott
Hilton'; 'Tara St John Cox'; Tom Millar; Tristan McMichael
Subject: FW: The Alaskan Assasin

-----Original Message-----
From: William Scott"
Sent: Monday, 1 November 1999 9:01 AM
To: Fiona Soper
Subject: FW: The Alaskan AssasinImportance: High

-----Original Message-----
From: Glen McCracken [mailto:Glen.Mc...@clear.co.nz]
<mailto:[mailto:Glen.Mc...@clear.co.nz]
Sent: Friday, 29 October 1999 10:50 AM
To: 'Willy'; 'Cel'; 'po...@gri.co.nz';
'andrew....@nz.pwcglobal.com';
'adrian...@nz.pwcglobal.com';
'lynair...@nz.pwcglobal.com'; 'mnor...@ford.com'; Richard
Roger;
Simon Biddle
Cc: 'laura....@usafa.af.mil'; 'christia...@usafa.af.mil'
Subject: FW: The Alaskan Assasin
Importance: High

This poor sap in the US Military sent a lame email to a girl he liked.
Unfortunately he used some of the lamest pickup lines ever heard of. She
in
turn forwarded it on to other people, who in turn forwarded it on etc.

It has now gone through the US, Australia and NZ.

Start from the bottom and work your way up - very funny...

ps GO THE ALL BLACKS

In case you want to CC the lovebirds their emalis are:

Her mailto:laura....@usafa.af.mil
<mailto:laura....@usafa.af.mil
His mailto:christia...@usafa.af.mil
<mailto:christia...@usafa.af.mil

-----Original Message-----
From: Jennifer Collins
Sent: Friday, 29 October 1999 10:49
To: Glen McCracken
Subject: FW: The Alaskan Assasin

-----Original Message-----
From: Kirsten Henderson
Sent: Friday, 29 October 1999 10:04
To: Kirsten King; Jennifer Collins
Subject: FW: The Alaskan Assasin

-----Original Message-----
From: Sheehy Christine (SGLAW) [mailto:C...@sglaw.co.nz]
<mailto:[mailto:C...@sglaw.co.nz]
Sent: Friday, 29 October 1999 09:55
To: Simon Ward (E-mail); Kirsten Henderson (E-mail)
Subject: FW: The Alaskan Assasin

Scroll to bottom first
I didn't get very far - it gets a bit repetitive - but it is a good
warning
to watch your e-mails!!
-----Original Message-----
From: Cropper Marc (SGLAW)
Sent: Friday, 29 October 1999 9:01 am
To: Tara (E-mail); Naomi Mautner (E-mail); Dhilum Gooneratne
(E-mail);
James Durham (E-mail); Susha Fisher (E-mail); _Law Graduates,
Auckland;
_Law Graduates, Wellington; Forbes Sonya SJF (E-mail); Smith Steve
(SGLAW)
Subject: FW: The Alaskan Assasin

The best ever - poor bastard - start from the bottom up

-----Original Message-----
From: Williams John (SGLAW)
Sent: Thursday, 28 October 1999 8:03 pm
To: Johnson Andrew (SGLAW); White Sarah (SGLAW); Davies, Lloyd
(SGLAW);
Ryan Natasha (SGLAW); Cropper Marc (SGLAW); Gargan Paul (SGLAW);
Kennedy
Giles (SGLAW); Steele Greg (SGLAW); Haskell Tonia (SGLAW); Quinn
Steve
(SGLAW); McDonald Johanna (SGLAW); Blair (E-mail); Chris (E-mail);
Claire
(E-mail); John Brooker (E-mail); Rebecca Barnett (E-mail 2); wendy
valois
(E-mail)
Subject: The Alaskan Assasin

The Alaskan Assasin has arrived in New Zealand.!!!!

See the very bottom for how US army cadets try and pick up women and the

lucky women's reply

The rest of the email is well worth the read to see how quickly news of
the
Assassin's exploits spread from his cadet group, to the whole academy,
to
all the other USAF academies, the US Navy, the Pentagon, variouos USAF
bases
overseas and the Australian Defence Force, then Australian universities
and
finally to us.

May the dream live on....

John

p.s. I intend to inform the Assassin that news of his exploits have now
reached NZ in just 30 days

-----Original Message-----
From: Paul Cochrane [mailto:coch...@physics.uq.edu.au]
<mailto:[mailto:coch...@physics.uq.edu.au]
Sent: Thursday, 28 October 1999 5:08 pm
To: j...@sglaw.co.nz; <mailto:j...@sglaw.co.nz;
Mar...@ahsl.co.nz;
<mailto:Mar...@ahsl.co.nz; bt...@physics.uq.edu.au;
<mailto:bt...@physics.uq.edu.au;
Ian....@xtra.co.nz; <mailto:Ian....@xtra.co.nz;
sgib...@chass.utoronto.ca; <mailto:sgib...@chass.utoronto.ca;
Zoe.P...@anu.edu.au; <mailto:Zoe.P...@anu.edu.au;
c.e.sil...@sussex.ac.uk; <mailto:c.e.sil...@sussex.ac.uk;

s33...@student.uq.edu.au; <mailto:s33...@student.uq.edu.au;
rwine...@hort.cri.nz; <mailto:rwine...@hort.cri.nz;
rt...@waikato.ac.nz
<mailto:rt...@waikato.ac.nz
Subject: FW: The Alaskan Assassin (fwd)

Check out how much crap this guy has got!!! Even _I_ don't use lines
like
this! ;-)

Start reading the email from the bottom and work your way back up.

From bremner Thu Oct 28 13:56:42 1999
Date: Thu, 28 Oct 1999 13:56:41 +1000 (EST)
From: Michael Bremner <bre...@physics.uq.edu.au
To: Paul Cochrane <coch...@lamb.physics.uq.edu.au
Subject: FW: The Alaskan Assassin (fwd)
Message-ID:
<Pine.OSF.4.04.991028...@lamb.physics.uq.edu.au
MIME-Version: 1.0
Content-Type: TEXT/PLAIN; charset=US-ASCII

check out this for a bastard thing to do!!!!

---------- Forwarded message ----------
Date: Thu, 28 Oct 1999 01:06:30 +1000 (GMT+1000)
From: Damonn Sypher <s35...@student.uq.edu.au
To: all -- casey myers <my...@physics.uq.edu.au,
michael bremner <s34...@student.uq.edu.au,
nicholas whitlock <s35...@student.uq.edu.au,
Glenn Bellingham <bel...@octarine.itsc.adfa.edu.au,
andrew bell <s34...@student.uq.edu.au
Subject: FW: The Alaskan Assassin (fwd)

The best way to read this is from the bottom (as everyone keeps
saying).
This would have to be the most forwarded email in history! Poor guy.

I think my quote is particularly relevant here: Trying is the first
step to
failure!

---------- Forwarded message ----------
Date: Wed, 27 Oct 1999 22:15:48 +1000
From: Anne Coles <s35...@student.uq.edu.au
To: Damonn <syp...@physics.uq.edu.au
Subject: FW: The Alaskan Assassin

Here you go Damonn, The funniest bit is at the end.

-----Original Message-----
From: Thomas Hodgson [mailto:t.ho...@minmet.uq.edu.au]
<mailto:[mailto:t.ho...@minmet.uq.edu.au]
Sent: Tuesday, 26 October 1999 23:19
To: Zarva; Young Min; Tully; Tobes; Timbo; The Fiend; Tessa;
Sven;
Susan
Walker; Susan Kathleen Toft; Supreme High Twinkle; Stuart
Holter-Top;
Stokesy; Stinge; Spew McCann; Soph; Smithy; Simon Lu; Sars; rhea
c;
Pooky;
Polina; Pedro; Party Supremo; Oogy Boogy; Oli; Nikki; Nicky Baby;
Nessie;
Milhouse; Mike D; Michi; Melisssa Louise Kruger; Matty G; Matty
C;
Matt.R...@innocent.com; <mailto:Matt.R...@innocent.com;
Lunch;
Liesl; lbal...@technet2000.com.au;
<mailto:lbal...@technet2000.com.au;
Lachie; Kylie Phallon; Kyle K; Kirsty; Katie; Kaosman;
ka.h...@student.qut.edu.au;
<mailto:ka.h...@student.qut.edu.au;
Julie; Julia; Jolly Justin Murray; Joanne;
Jennifart; Jaymis; Jared Pohl Pot; Jared Lillywhite; Jane
Stewart;
James
Lindley; Hugh Simpson; Hillel; Heady; Hayley; Grant A Stuart;
Goldie;
Gmanske; Ginny; Gill; Gibbo; Dana Sculley; Croc II; Croc;
CJ.Bu...@student.qut.edu.au;
<mailto:CJ.Bu...@student.qut.edu.au;
Christian; Cate; Callum; Boycey;
bm.s...@student.qut.edu.au;
<mailto:bm.s...@student.qut.edu.au;
Birty; Big Shane; Big Al; Bernie; Benny T;
Benie J; Bec Taubelski; Bec Scott; Bay; bat...@ecn.net.au;
<mailto:bat...@ecn.net.au; Bargearse;
Aruna
"arjuna" Seneviratne; Anita Gupta; Andrew McCormack; Al Knight;
Anne
Coles
Subject: FW: The Alaskan Assassin

Benson, I think this sounds like you........
Start at bottom.

X-Sender: s34...@student.uq.edu.au
<mailto:s34...@student.uq.edu.au
X-Mailer: QUALCOMM Windows Eudora Light Version 3.0.6 (32)
Date: Tue, 26 Oct 1999 13:24:53 +1000
To: ugmi...@minmet.uq.edu.au
<mailto:ugmi...@minmet.uq.edu.au

From: Liz Deucker <s34...@student.uq.edu.au
Subject: FW: The Alaskan Assassin

I figure some of you guys could use a lesson in social skills...;)
Start at the bottom and find how it's done....

From: "Lindsay Millard" <l-mi...@adfa.edu.au
To: "Friz" <a-fr...@adfa.edu.au, "Trent Lam"
<t-...@adfa.edu.au,
"Sean Bryant" <Se...@caresystems.com.au,
"A-Simet" <a-s...@adfa.edu.au, "Will"
<s36...@student.uq.edu.au,
"Scott Garner" <s36...@student.uq.edu.au,
"Quett" <s36...@student.uq.edu.au,
"'Liz Deucker'" <s34...@student.uq.edu.au,
"Hilda" <s36...@student.uq.edu.au,
"Daniel Boys" <s36...@student.uq.edu.au,
"Burchy" <s36...@student.uq.edu.au,
"Andie M" <s35...@student.uq.edu.au,
"Adrian. A. Millard" <adrian.a...@corpmail.telstra.com.au,
"Damien" <s36...@student.uq.edu.au, "Kee"
<k...@pc.elec.uq.edu.au,
"k-mann" <p-kret...@adfa.edu.au,
"Skye Creedon" <s36...@student.uq.edu.au
Subject: FW: The Alaskan Assassin
Date: Tue, 26 Oct 1999 13:21:48 +1000
X-MSMail-Priority: Low
X-Mailer: Microsoft Outlook IMO, Build 9.0.2416 (9.0.2910.0)
X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V5.00.2615.200
Importance: Low

Check how fast shit can travel round the world.

Never underestimate the wrath of a woman scorned.

-----Original Message-----
From: Chris [mailto:wil...@adfa.edu.au]
<mailto:[mailto:wil...@adfa.edu.au]
Sent: Tuesday, 26 October 1999 13:08
To: Do...@ltsn.adfa.edu.au; <mailto:Do...@ltsn.adfa.edu.au;
g-ath...@adfa.edu.au; <mailto:g-ath...@adfa.edu.au;
s-b...@adfa.edu.au; <mailto:s-b...@adfa.edu.au;
c-c...@adfa.edu.au; <mailto:c-c...@adfa.edu.au;
m-de...@adfa.edu.au;
<mailto:m-de...@adfa.edu.au;
den...@octarine.itsc.adfa.edu.au;
<mailto:den...@octarine.itsc.adfa.edu.au;
n-don...@adfa.edu.au;
<mailto:n-don...@adfa.edu.au;
c-do...@adfa.edu.au; <mailto:c-do...@adfa.edu.au;
g-e...@adfa.edu.au; <mailto:g-e...@adfa.edu.au;
s-ha...@adfa.edu.au;
<mailto:s-ha...@adfa.edu.au;
l-i...@adfa.edu.au; <mailto:l-i...@adfa.edu.au;
Jum...@octarine.itsc.adfa.edu.au;
<mailto:Jum...@octarine.itsc.adfa.edu.au;

OK Guys this ones a funny... Look carefully to see where its been......

PS Start from the bottom quite amusing.

-----Original Message-----
From: jordo <coa...@octarine.itsc.adfa.edu.au
To: bri...@sccu.com.au <mailto:bri...@sccu.com.au
<bri...@sccu.com.au; Benjamin Harington
<bhari...@ozemail.com.au; wil...@adfa.edu.au
<mailto:wil...@adfa.edu.au <wil...@adfa.edu.au
Date: Tuesday, October 26, 1999 12:28 PM
Subject: Fw: The Alaskan Assassin

What a F@RKED <mailto:F@RKED up american! !!, not only does he have
some of
the most useless lines in his vocab but he is gunna cop shit from this
for
a bloody long time...Well i guess he's no doubt learnt his lesson and
as it
seems to have gone this far i guess illl keep it going...

PS im gunna send it back to him so he can have a look at how far its
gone!!!

HEY ALASKAN ASSASSIN heres one from the AUSTRALIAN DEFENCE FORCE
ACADEMY!!!!
(bet you feel like a dick eHHHH)

JORDO

----- Original Message -----
From: Nathan Poyner <n-po...@adfa.edu.au
To: Andrew Hawkins <haw...@octarine.itsc.adfa.edu.au; Anthony
Lee
<lee...@octarine.itsc.adfa.edu.au; Bourkey
<s-bo...@adfa.edu.au;
Brad
Cancian <can...@octarine.itsc.adfa.edu.au; Brad Stanford
<b-sta...@adfa.edu.au; Chris Marr <c-m...@adfa.edu.au; COATES
JORDAN
BLAIR <coa...@octarine.itsc.adfa.edu.au; CROSS GLEN MICHAEL
<cro...@octarine.itsc.adfa.edu.au; CRUNKHORN PETER MATTHEW
<cru...@octarine.itsc.adfa.edu.au; Darian Macey
<d-m...@adfa.edu.au;
Darren McCulloch <d-mcc...@adfa.edu.au; Dave Burns
<d-b...@adfa.edu.au; Dean Brown <dea...@hotmail.com; Glen Cross
<g-c...@adfa.edu.au; Glenn Miller <g-mi...@adfa.edu.au; Ian
Brandon
<i-br...@adfa.edu.au; JASON <jm-pa...@adfa.edu.au; Jono
Haling
<J-ha...@adfa.edu.au; Lachlan Melvill <l-mel...@adfa.edu.au;
Leon
van de Beek <l-van-...@adfa.edu.au; Luke Janicke
<l-ja...@adfa.edu.au;
Mark
Sent: Tuesday, October 26, 1999 11:50 AM
Subject: The Alaskan Assassin

This is truly amazing. Not only has this poor blokes email gone through

basically the entire USAF, half their navy and it seems most of the
pentagon
it has now managed to somehow make it's way to Australia. What a
crackup
this guy is. Haha American's I tell ya.
Keep the dream alive .........

----- Original Message -----
From: Tom Butler <t-bu...@adfa.edu.au
To: <n_po...@adfa.edu.au
Sent: Monday, October 25, 1999 11:00 PM
Subject: Fw: The Alaskan Assassin (my new hero!)

----- Original Message -----
From: Daina <d-sa...@adfa.edu.au
To: Tom <t-bu...@adfa.edu.au
Sent: Monday, October 25, 1999 9:05 PM
Subject: Fw: The Alaskan Assassin (my new hero!)

you know what i reckon he's thinking?
..... 'bugger'.......

-----Original Message-----
From: RSS ASCCMCAS <ASCC...@pentagon.af.mil
To: 'Daina' <d-sa...@adfa.edu.au
Date: Tuesday, 26 October 1999 4:33
Subject: FW: The Alaskan Assassin (my new hero!)

Daina,

I thought you might get some amusement out of this,

Love Dad

-----Original Message-----
From: Horace....@MAXWELL.AF.MIL
<mailto:Horace....@MAXWELL.AF.MIL
[mailto:Horace....@MAXWELL.AF.MIL]
<mailto:[mailto:Horace....@MAXWELL.AF.MIL]
Sent: Monday, October 25, 1999 12:08 PM
To: Aurthur....@MAXWELL.AF.MIL;
<mailto:Aurthur....@MAXWELL.AF.MIL;
ATK...@kafb.saia.af.mil;
<mailto:ATK...@kafb.saia.af.mil;
awc_se...@MAXWELL.AF.MIL;
<mailto:awc_se...@MAXWELL.AF.MIL;
Boggy...@aol.com; <mailto:Boggy...@aol.com;
kc5...@exmail.usma.army.mil;
<mailto:kc5...@exmail.usma.army.mil;
dave.f...@airservices.gov.au;
<mailto:dave.f...@airservices.gov.au;
mcke...@delrio.com; <mailto:mcke...@delrio.com; Gethers,
Mike,
Lt
Smith; John "L.T." Russ; Jennifer Tipton; Jason Kron; Don
Kerr;
Darren Devore; Dana Larcher; Cheryl Deloughery; Calvin Hall; C.J.
Park;
Annalee Baldwin; Angela Kim; John Smith
Subject: FW: The Alaskan Assassin (my new hero!)

This guy is awesome. I hope I meet him some day! He will never date
again.

-----Original Message-----
From: McLaughlin Suzanne 1Lt 31MXS/LGMW
Sent: Tuesday, October 19, 1999 10:52 AM
To: Bert Jean; Chief Ellam; Dan Kunzler; Earl Harrington; James
Munroe;
Jason Elrod; Jason Margita; KY (PSAB); Matt Hutchings (desert);
Ray
Rieker; Rich Branson; Shawn Cunningham (work); Stephanie Halcrow
Subject: FW: The Alaskan Assassin (my new hero!)

This is too funny! Anybody know Christian Kolden AKA Alaskan Assassin?
The
best part is reading all the forwards that lead up to the actual
message so
start at the top and read down. Poor guy must have been shot down!!
Academy
love...Hope you get a smile out of this like I did.
Hope all is well.

Suzanne

-----Original Message-----
From: 99 TRANS/LGTT Traffic Management Officer
Sent: Tuesday, October 19, 1999 5:03 PM
To: 'McLaughlin Suzanne 2Lt 31MXS/LGMV'
Subject: FW: The Alaskan Assassin (my new hero!)

This is great.

-----Original Message-----
From: 99 TRANS/LGTT Traffic Management Officer

Sent: Wednesday, October 13, 1999 7:45 AM
To: Grayson Adam R 2LT 99 TRANS/LGTM; Crum Brian A CPT 57
OSS/OSOD;
Cudd Kristie K 2LT 99TRANS/LGTM; Ray Linda DM CPT 99 CONS/LGCX;
Ray
Leonard CPT 99 CES/CED; Mena Tony Capt 9MSS/DPMA; 'Zinda,
Stephen,
CMSgt'; 'Russell, Capt Donald, G.'; 'Richard M. Lesan'; 'Johnson
C.
Capt
- 75FS/DOB'; Ahrens David K Capt 8FS/INO; 'Chris Francis'; Gibson
Sharon Cpt 8 LSS/LGLX; 'Yarnott K. Capt - 43AES/SGTA'; Gonzalez
Marc 1Lt 334 FS/MAG; 'DEYOUNG GARY CAPT AFSFC/SFP'; Loschinskey
Althea F
1Lt
55 MXS/LGMT; Martin Steven Capt 4 EMS/LGMF; 'Bonita Joseph C Capt
615
Subject: The Alaskan Assassin (my new hero!)

Rich/Gary/Tiny/Brian...this is one of your boys. For the life of me I
can't
understand what goes on at your commissioning source. Do they teach you
all
this stuff or does it just come naturally? I'm sure he'll get a DG and
pilot slot.
Sturge

-----Original Message-----
From: Melcher Chris L Capt AFLMA
[SMTP:chris....@aflma.gunter.af.mil]
Sent: Wednesday, October 13, 1999 7:26 AM
To: Nedim Kirimca; Mike & Charlotte; Brimmer, Rob and Kara;
Cliver, Matt
and Stacy; Bill Dubose (Work); Bill Murphy; Heady; Coop Daddy;
Capt
Dave
Kincaid; Chris Vorse; JAGO; Joe Lask (Home); John Desmarais;
Lumpy;
Paskin Matthew A Capt 14FS/MAF; Stohler, Mike (Home); Sturge
(Work);
Traw, Kevin; Vaughn Robbin Maj 8FS/MA; Warren Whitby III;
Raymond,
Greg
Subject: The Alaskan Assassin (my new hero!)

Poor boy. Hope the rest of his freshmen year goes a little better.
Apparently, this has gone out to all three academies and is now
hitting
the active duty ranks. Is there a lesson to be learned here? Be careful

what you write in e-mail or MAKE SURE YOUR COMPUTER IS PASSWORD
PROTECTED!
Read on.........

-----Original Message-----
From: Rober...@mildenhall.af.mil
Subject: FW: The Alaskan Assassin (my new hero!)

Scroll all the way down to the bottom to see the lamest pick-up lines

ever used by one person in one paragraph. Look at all the people this
thing
has gone to! This guy will probably never live this down!

Apologies to Berg, Radar, Swannie and the rest of the zoomies...

Capt Rob Pata
Chief, Logistics Plans & Programs
603 RPF/LGX
RAF Mildenhall,
U.K.
DSN: 314-238-6036

rober...@mildenhall.af.mil

"A flute with no holes is not a flute. A donut with no hole is a
danish."

-----Original Message-----
From: Powers Bradley SSgt 352OSS/XPL
Sent: Wednesday, October 13, 1999 2:06 PM
To: 'Buttrick, Brian'; 'Campbell Brian MSgt.
AMC/LGXWD'; 'Dixon, Chris'; 'McAneny, Paul'; 'Sharp Brian W SSgt
ACC/XOXF'; 'Turner, Travis';
'home'; 'Mathis Carey SSgt 325FW/XPL 850.283.3716'; Pata Robert
Capt
603RPF/LGX; Galloway Jerone SMSgt 352OSS/XP; Waltjen Shannon
MSgt
352OSS/XPL; Wernick Randy E TSgt 352OSS/XPL
Subject: FW: The Alaskan Assassin (my new hero!)

All,
This is an e-mail one Air Force cadet sent to another Air Force cadet
and
is this guy is a piece of work!!!!!!
Scroll all the way to the bottom for a real good laugh!!!!!!!
Brad

PS This guy could become the Chief of Staff and still would be known
as
the Alaskan Assassin

-----Original Message-----
From: Hagland Tate 2Lt 352OSS/CCE
Sent: Wednesday, October 13, 1999 1:13 PM
To: Powers Bradley SSgt 352OSS/XPL
Subject: The Alaskan Assassin (my new hero!)

betty:

this guy's got more moves than u-haul, more game than parker
brothers,
and he's better with words than merriam webster. somewhere in the
distance
the alaskan assassin stalks his prey...

noonan sends
----------
From: Frank Joshua N 2Lt 100ARW/XP
Sent: Friday, October 08, 1999 6:58 AM
To: Bereit Derek S Lt 48FW/XPX; Hagland Tate 2Lt
352OSS/CCE; Schnicker
Adam W 2Lt 606ACS/CRA; Harris John 2Lt 86 AW/XPL
Subject: FW: The Alaskan assassin (A must read)

Fellas,

This e-mail forward came through AFA to West Point to me. The original
message is a freshman mackin' on his girl. Thought you might enjoy, and
it
might bring back some fond memories!

Josh

----------
From: Frank, Lucas
x01376h2[SMTP:x01...@exmail.usma.army.mil]
Sent: Thursday, October 07, 1999 10:32 AM
To: 'Josh'; '06385999...@t-online.de'
Subject: FW: The Alaskan assassin (A must read)

Seth, Josh

You ought to read this one. The Academy has......
Luke

-----Original Message-----
From: Strevig, Justin x02152d2
Sent: Thursday, October 07, 1999 1:16 PM
To: Stauber, Thomas x02133d1; Hartland,
Andrew x01490b2; Blanchard, Scott x01108d2; Digiorgio, Peter
x01292g2;
Frank, Lucas x01376h2; Olson, Andrew x01917d2; Stewart, Thomas
x02144c1; Hay, Jeffrey
Subject: FW: The Alaskan assassin (A must read)

This guy is even better with the ladies than Stew....

----------
From: Crosby, Blake x23750d2
Sent: Thursday, October 07, 1999 1:08 PM
To: Strevig, Justin x02152d2
Subject: FW: The Alaskan assassin (A must
read)

You might have already seen this but.......... It is a good learning
joint
that you must always be careful what you send over email. Never know
how
many people will see what you type.

Blake

-----Original Message-----
From: Rosson, Zachary x24546h2
Sent: Thursday, October 07, 1999 12:30 PM
To: Mcbride, James x24307f1; Crosby,
Blake x23750d2; Londo, Greg x24247f1; Patten, Adam x35516c3
Subject: FW: The Alaskan assassin (A mustread)

This is kind of funny. Sounds like Air Force is teaching better social
skills over there...

-----Original Message-----
From: Swanson, David x24701h2
Sent: Thursday, October 07, 1999 11:32 AM
To: 'alexis'; Andrew Decker; Andrew
Sloan; Brad Beckamnn; Brian
Brown; Brian Kargus; Brian Oman; Christian Bowen;
Christine Ray; Christopher Brawley; Christopher Orlowski; Colin
Kielick;
Daniel Finan; David Swanson; Emily Wnuk; Erica Watson; George
Prate; Harold Walker; John Dorffeld; Jonathan Barton; Jonathan
Price; Joseph Peppers; Joseph Quinn; Josephine Holmon; Kevin
Kahre;
Kip
Chonacki; Leonard Flor; Lucas Meyers; Matthew Baideme; Matthew
Chase;
Matthew Rutledge; Raymond Canzonier; Robert Gordon; Steven Hege;
Thomas Anderson; Willie Bass; Zachary Rosson
Subject: FW: The Alaskan assassin (A must read)

look at the guy below from air force no less...

Respectfully,
Cadet Swanson
David Swanson
H-2 914-515-5534
(0:Have a Nice Day:0)

This email is over why are you looking down here? Well if you want
some
insight on life be afraid of one thing...and love it too.

-----Original Message-----
From: Janetti, Nicholas x24121e2
Sent: Thursday, October 07, 1999 11:26 AM
To: Johnston, Matthew x24148e2; Eaton,
Joshua x23866e2; Cryer, Ryan x23756e2; Skinner, Bruce x24631e2;
Hagio,
Jamie x24007e2; Stinner, Daniel x24683g2; Blanton, Paul
x23125g2; Watson, Erica x24775h2; Kopecky, David x24206b1;
Jackson,
Reginald x24113e3; Chaker, Carl x23673e2; 'adri...@wizard.net';
Swanson, David x24701h2; Brown, Brian x23620h2; Bruno,
Jason x23629e2; White, Marcus x24791e2; Rohr, Alexandra x24539e2;
Johnson, Hiram x24138e2; Baird, Drew x22484e2
Subject: FW: The Alaskan assassin (A must read)

check out how many people this has gone through

-----Original Message-----
From: Johnson, Christopher x24136d4
Sent: Thursday, October 07, 1999 11:12 AM
To: Blanchard, Scott x01108d2; Blickhahn, Andrew x23140b1; Han,
Pierre
x24016e3; Hanson, Mark x11511h2; Harrison, Joseph x12838d4;
Hartney,
Richard x01491e2; Heal, Scott
x12849c3; Janetti, Nicholas x24121e2; Jo, Jennifer x24133d1;
Johnson, Christopher x24136d4; Jones, Ariel x12938g2; Keener,
Daniel x12967c3; Keirsey, Jim x12968h4; McCaleb, Thomas x15921f3;
Mitchell, Jennifer x01838e3; Odell, Michael x24406b2; Palen,
Joseph x13234h3; Plitt, George x01962d4; Rodriguez, Frank
x24537f2; Sherbondy, Aaron x24612c3; Southerland, Ryan x24657e3;
Stitt, Orrin x02145e3; Strong, Richard x02153f4; Uthlaut, David
x13531b1; Vreuls, Janet x15934a2; Wade, Brian x13554c4; Wilson,
Joseph x24808e2; Woll, Brandon x02305d1; Zaffina, Peter
x16904d4;
Schlesinger, Stephen x01360g3; Tillman, Lucius x02199d1
Subject: FW: The Alaskan assassin (A must read)

Scroll down to the bottom and check out the letter Tom's boy sent to
some
Air Force cadet. Feel free to borrow his lines.

-----Original Message-----
From: Mosby, Michael x13186f1
Sent: Friday, October 01, 1999 11:56 PM
To: Terrill, Christopher x13495a4; Grant, Nathan x12787f1; Wade,
Brian
x13554c4; Zychek, Darren x17018a1; Fellone, Vincent x12700g3;
Larson, Ryan
x13038e3; Hillerson, Eric
x12866a3; Reeves, Joshua x13314f2; Johnson, Christopher
x24136d4; Clyburn, Corey x23713d4 Subject: FW: The Alaskan
assassin (A
must read)

Yo, check this out... the funny stuff is at the bottom of the email but
I
saved the rest of the forwards to demonstrate how shit travel s....
completely throught the air force academy and now to us....

-----Original Message-----
From: Wharton, Jaron x13586f1
Sent: Friday, October 01, 1999 11:42 PM
To: Mosby, Michael x13186f1
Subject: FW: The Alaskan assassin (A must
read)

-----Original Message-----
From: Roy, Andrew x15928e1
Sent: Friday, October 01, 1999 10:07 AM
To: Wilson, Matthew x16016e1; Rodock,
Robert x13335e1; Wharton, Jaron x13586f1; Szydlik, Brian
x13484e1;
Sattelmeyer, David x13372e1; Morelli, Louis x01852e1; Bowman,
Bryce
x01129e1; McClintock, Kathryn x15922b1; Strabbing, Timothy
x15931e2;
Cuomo, Scott x11003d4; Marshall, Neil x15920b4; Connor,
Christophe
x12574e1; Graves, Joseph x11007f2; Fenwick, Mark x11005g1; Nelson,
Lindsay
x15926c3; Colquitt, Eliza x11002g2; 'colette';
'rachael'; 'kevin'; 'rob'; 'ryan'; 'tp'; Tuzel, Matthew
x15932b2;
McCaleb, Thomas x15921f3; Vreuls, Janet x15934a2; Mills,
Brian x15924b3; Vanley, Eric x15933a3; Gingras, James
x11006f4; Huston, David x15919e3; Hanson, Mark x11511h2;
Penuela, David x15927a1; DiPace, Michael x11004d2; McNally, Brad
x15923c4; Staderman, Terry x15929a4; Wright, Christopher
x15935d3;
Uthlaut, David x13531b1
Subject: FW: The Alaskan assassin (A must read)

one of my buddies from Navy that is on exchange at Air Force sent this
to
me. scroll all the way down and check it out...it is hilarious...I guess
it
just shows that plebes are jacked up in everything they do (right,
morelli?)

-----Original Message-----
From: Vardaman, John, C2C, CS19
[SMTP:C01John....@USAFA.af.mil]
<mailto:[SMTP:C01John....@USAFA.af.mil]
Sent: Friday, October 01, 1999 9:27 AM
To: Andrew Roy (E-mail); Michael O'Reilly (E-mail); Peter
Toscani
(E-mail); Allain, Christopher, C2C, CS13; Benetis, Vytenis, C2C,
CS25;
Coombes, Melissa, C2C, CS36; Jaquith,
Brent, C2C, CS16; Lusk, Jaimie, C2C, CS02; Nanna, Jeff, C2C,
CS05;
Thompson, Alexs, C2C, CS09; Woodman, Sarah, C2C, CS12
Subject: FW: The Alaskan assassin (A must read)

go to the bottom and see what this plebe wrote..."A-Hall" is like
dahlgren

-----Original Message-----
From: Williams, Edgar, C1C, CS19
Sent: Friday, 01 October, 1999 00:17
To: CS19_All
Subject: FW: The Alaskan assassin (A must read)

hey check the bottom of this e-mail.... this sounds like something big

Knox would say.

-----Original Message-----
From: Daniel, Raymond, C1C, CS06
Sent: Friday, October 01, 1999 12:00 AM
To: Booker, Marcus, C1C, CS18; Burd, Jonathan, C1C, CS 11; Bush,
Richard, C1C, CS06; Daniel, Raymond, C1C, CS06; Decz, Michael,
C1C,
CS32;
Elza, Jonathan, C1C, CS27; Hale, John, C1C, CS 11; Hasson,
Kathleen,
C1C,
CS21; Holland, Jennifer, C1C, CS30; Jamieson, Kevin, C1C, CS34;
Kenneally,
Joann, C1C, CS36; Moraes, Jason, C1C, CS16; Rogers, David, C1C,
CS01;
Williams, Edgar, C1C, CS19; Anderson, Ryan, C2C, CS05; Gonzalez,
Thomas,
C2C, CS11; Lyons, Francis, C2C, CS23; Mikes, James, C2C, CS14;
Mueller,
Jonathan, C2C, CS02; Ovalle, Pedro, C2C, CS12; Semrau, Aubrey,
C2C,
CS32;
Smith, Daniel, C2C, CS30; Valentin, Markyves, C2C, CS33; Zapata,
Fernando,
C2C, CS02; Bergquist, Allison, C3C, CS11; Ceville, Laura, C3C,
CS02;
Cole, Nathaniel, C3C, CS24; Estrada, Adrian, C3C, CS19; Hoffmeier,
Sarah,
C3C, CS32; Ka'a'a, Errol, C3C, CS08; Martinez, David, C3C, CS28;
Rosario, Roland C3C, CS02
Subject: FW: The Alaskan
assassin (A must read)

Team,

You guys gotsta read this e-mail. It's all the way at the bottom but
it's
worth it. Fellas, if you thought you had game, read and learn.

Ray

-----Original Message-----
From: Morash, Craig, C2C, CS06
Sent: Thursday, September 30, 1999 1:06 PM
To: CS06_All
Subject: FW: The Alaskan
assassin (A must read)

here's a few tips for you guys with no skills

-----Original Message-----
From: Davis, Jason, C3C, CS27
Sent: Thursday, September 30, 1999 12:24 PM
To: 'jaym...@hotmail.com'; Freer, Benjamin, C2C, CS27;
Darling,
Bradley, C2C, CS27; Soto, William, C2C, CS27; Jabara, Nicholas,
C2C,CS27;Tipton, Amity, C1C, CS27; LaFleur, Jeffrey, C1C, CS27;
McGuane,Sarah,C1C, CS27; Shamy, Paul, C1C, CS27; Smith, Christopher,
C1C,
CS27;Allen,Sean, C1C, CS27; Chapman, John, C3C, CS29; Demeter, Sean,
C3C,CS33; Horner, Matthew, C3C, CS28; Lee, Jon, C3C, CS27; Koly,
Steve,C3C,CS27; Elza, Jonathan, C1C, CS27; Morash, Craig, C2C, CS06;
Tarczewski, John, C2C, CS08; Ryba, Eduard, C2C, CS05
Subject: FW: The Alaskan assassin (A must read)

Fellas-
Check this out. This is definitely hilarious.....hey Ben....maybe you
can
use some of these lines...

Jay

-----Original Message-----
From: Breitenbach, David, C3C, CS27
Sent: Thursday, September 30, 1999 9:28 AM
To: Davis, Jason, C3C, CS27
Subject: FW: The Alaskan assassin (A must read)

-----Original Message-----
From: Hurley, Katharine, C3C, CS34
Sent: Thursday, September 30, 1999 9:16 AM
To: Breitenbach, David, C3C, CS2
Subject: FW: The Alaskan assassin (A must read)

Dave,

You HAVE to read this e-mail.
Okay so I never said my frosh were the smartest and this proves my
point.

-----Original Message-----
From: Adams, David, C2C, CS34
Sent: Thursday, September 30, 1999 9:14 AM
To: CS34_All
Subject: FW: The Alaskan
assassin (A must read)

Add this to the list of hilarious 34 freshmen emails. First it was
Smith's
love for precision marching and now Kolden (The Alaskan Assassin)
showing
his falcon love for another frosh. Save this one so you can use these
lines
on some girls. Enjoy.

P.S. Kolden, stick to spanking it out your window.

-----Original Message-----
From: Bounds, Jordan, C2C, CS20
Sent: Thursday, September 30, 1999 9:00 AM
To: Adams, David, C2C, CS34 Subject: FW: The Alaskan assassin

figured you have already seen this but in case you haven't it is pretty

funny, you have the coolest squad

-----Original Message-----
From: Foy, John, C2C, CS10
Sent: Thursday, September 30, 1999 8:54 AM
To: Cruz, Daniel, C2C, CS03; Palagi, Douglas, C2C, CS06;
Johnson,
Shawn,
C2C, CS06; Gibbs, Christopher, C2C, CS-01; Bounds, Jordan, C2C,
CS20;
Sustman, Luke, C2C, CS26; Kielkucki, Marc, C2C, CS22; Crockett,
Matthew,C1C,
CS25; Graziano, Mark, C1C, CS25; Finan, Christopher, C1C, CS25;
Trinkle, Bryan, C1C, CS25; D'Annunzio, Heather, C1C, CS25;
Bashore,
Brad,
C2C, CS15; Hohn, Justin, C1C, CS25; Hamblin, Erica, C2C, CS-01;
Rosenow,
Nancy, C2C, CS19; Peake, Sharonda, C2C, CS-01; Adams, Kylie, C3C,
CS25;
Smith, Ryan, C3C, CS25; Gutierrez, Edwi, C3C, CS25; Weller, Erich,
C3C,
CS25; CS10_C01_ALL
Subject: FW: The Alaskan assassin

hey fellas,
this is pretty funny. take notes and let me know if it works for you!

-----Original Message-----
From: Mikula, Paul, C2C, CS36
Sent: Thursday, September 30, 1999 8:31 AM
To: Sullivan, Luke, C2C, CS29; Howland, Ryan, C2C, CS09; Foy,
John, C2C,
CS10
Subject: FW: The Alaskan assassin

And people said cadets didn't have social skills.

-----Original Message-----
From: Lennon, Mark, C2C, CS36
Sent: Wednesday, September 29,
1999 11:22 PM
To: CS36_C01_ALL
Subject: FW: The Alaskan
assassin

check this guy out

-----Original Message-----
From: Ochoa, Raul, C2C, CS29
Sent: Wednesday, September 29,1999 7:52 PM
To: Goolsby, Jesse, C2C, CS19; Collins, Jordan, C2C, CS10; Lennon,
Mark,
C2C, CS36; Swayze, Ian, C2C, CS31; Greer, Brent, C2C, CS20;
Ignash,
Andrew, C2C, CS02
Subject: FW: The Alaskan assassin

This is funny. Check out the Alaskan Assassin and how he goes about "the

kill." Even funnier is what the girl did with the email.
Raul

-----Original Message-----
From: Slade, Joshua, C2C, CS29
Sent: Wednesday, September 29,1999 7:48 PM
To: Ochoa, Raul, C2C, CS29
Subject: FW: The Alaskan assassin

-----Original Message-----
From: Ross, Brian, C2C, CS28
Sent: Wednesday, September 29,1999 7:45 PM
To: Slade, Joshua, C2C, CS29; Pontius, Michael, C2C, CS33
Subject: FW: The Alaskan assassin
Check out this schmuck. Maybe I should give some of those lines a
try!!!!!
UUHHH cancel that.

-----Original Message-----
From: Blanton, Kyle, C4C, CS23
Sent: Wednesday, September 29, 1999 7:47 PM
To: Brandon, Beau, C4C, CS13; Dietrich, Lawrence, C4C, CS08;
Johnson,
Matthew, C4C, CS29; Ross, Brian, C2C, CS28;Hardin,Marques, C4C,
CS01;
Leonard, Jacob, C3C, CS26
Subject: FW: The Alaskan assassin

These are lines Lenny would use.

-----Original Message-----
From: Guzman, Juan, C4C, CS25
Sent: Wednesday, September 29, 1999 2:07 PM
To: CS23_C03_ALL; CS16_C03_ALL;CS09_C03_ALL; CS13_C03_ALL;
CS26_C03_ALL;
CS36_C03_ALL
Subject: FW: The Alaskan assassin

hey, i was just gonna send this to the preppies that i know in yall's
squadron, but i figured this could be shared with everyone. hey, sorry
alaskan assassin, i know youre in 36, but word travels fast.

guz...

-----Original Message-----
From: Profeta, Patrick, C4C, CS25
Sent: Wednesday, September 29, 1999 1:57 PM
To: CS25_C03_ALL
Subject: FW: The Alaskan assassin

Let this man be shamed for the rest his years here.

-----Original Message-----
From: Miller, Jeffrey, C4C, CS11
Sent: Wednesday, September 29, 1999 1:52 PM
To: Profeta, Patrick, C4C, CS25
Subject: FW: The Alaskan assassin

-----Original Message-----

From: Brletich, Lee, C4C, CS11
Sent: Tuesday, September 28, 1999 08:02 PM
To: Metcalf, Brian, C4C, CS11; Miller, Jeffrey, C4C, CS11; Kiska,
Robin,
C4C, CS11; Pegg, John,
C4C, CS11; Baker, Zachary, C4C,CS11; Breffitt, Nicholas, C4C,
CS11;
Demattei, Peter,C4C,CS11
Subject: FW: The alaskan assasin

THIS IDIOT IS A MANAGER ON MY SOCCER TEAM. CHECK OUT THIS LETTER HE SENT
TO
THIS GIRL. HE USES THE LAMEST LINES I'VE EVER HEARD!

-----Original Message-----
From: Auston, David, C4C, CS35
Sent: Tuesday, September 28, 19997:50 PM
To: Brletich, Lee, C4C, CS11; Clark, Thomas, C4C, CS16; Daniels,
Jason,C4C, CS12; Gagliardi, Paul, C4C, CS25;Hourigan, Edward,C3C,
CS19;
Hudson, Todd, C4C, CS36; Mansfield, Ryan, C4C,CS05;Miller,
Britton,
C3C,
CS12; Minor, William, C4C,CS28; Musa,Jamil, C4C, CS23; Palacios,

Luis,
C4C, CS34; Seymour,Luke, C4C,CS04; Welliver, Terrence, C1C, CS36;
Taylor,
Brian, C4C,CS06;Walker, Jamil, C4C, CS06
Subject: FW: The alaskan assasin

though you all would get a kick out of "The Alaskan Assasin's" falcon
love,
and even harder rejection.

-----Original Message-----
From: Schatte, Laura, C4C, CS35
Sent: Tuesday, September 28, 1999 7:35 PM
To: CS35_C03_ALL

Subject: FW: The alaskan assasin

hey guys...don't send gals e-mails like this or else serious retribution

will incur, just like this guy will soon experience!!! bwahaha!!!

-----Original Message-----
From: Kolden, Christian, C4C, CS34
Sent: Monday, September 27, 1999 6:56 PM
To: Schatte, Laura, C4C, CS35
Subject: The Alaskan assasin

Laura,

Hey what's up dreamuffin. I know you probably didn't expect to get an
email
from me, but I heard you and shamess broke up, so I am going to move in
for
the kill. A hall is showing some movies this weekend and if you are
interested we could hook up for some cheeseburgers and pizza. Me and max
got
in a fight over you the other night and I kicked his ass.

So just come on over and I'll tutor you in calc. If your love was a
grain of
sand, my love would be a universe of beaches. So just email me back if
you've been thinking about me or just talk to me in class. I know that I
am
not that good in math but I know the equation of love. It equals you
plus me
. You complete me. You had me at hello the first time me and you met.
Are
you tired girl cause you have been running through my head all day.

Bye and I hope you have a good air force night studying.

With love,
Christian Kolden (aka The Alaskan Assasin)

EOM

dnsc

unread,

Dec 12, 1999, 3:00:00 AM12/12/99

Yes, this one has made it's way through most of the U.S. and Australian
military e-mail servers and was forwarded to members of the British Army.

Hope it all get's back to the original author some
day....................................

David Page <david...@iname.com> wrote in message
news:38339C14...@iname.com...

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