*Meanwhile, back at the ranch...*

Trevor & Marian Burt

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Jul 13, 1997, 3:00:00 AM7/13/97

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Meanwhile, back at the ranch, tension mounted... and rode off.

Meanwhile, back at the ranch, there was a rustle in the bushes... Russell,
get out of the bushes.

Meanwhile, back at the ranch, there was a tap on the window.. what a silly
place to put a tap.

Simple jokes amuse simple minds. Anyone know any more ??

Peter Martin

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Jul 14, 1997, 3:00:00 AM7/14/97

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In article <01bc8f99$7fda1c20$94da22cb@default>,

Meanwhile, back at the ranch, everyone was feeling happy..... till happy got out .. so they jumped for joy...
but Joy moved just in time.

Colin Francis

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Jul 16, 1997, 3:00:00 AM7/16/97

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Fletch <ju...@wantree.com.au> wrote:

>Trevor & Marian Burt wrote:
>>
>> Meanwhile, back at the ranch, tension mounted... and rode off.
>>
>> Meanwhile, back at the ranch, there was a rustle in the bushes... Russell,
>> get out of the bushes.
>>
>> Meanwhile, back at the ranch, there was a tap on the window.. what a silly
>> place to put a tap.
>>
>> Simple jokes amuse simple minds. Anyone know any more ??
>

>Meanwhile, back at the ranch, everyone was feeling merry... so Mary
>left.
>
>Meanwhile, back at the ranch, everybody was jumping for joy. So Joy left
>too.
>
>-Fletch
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Meanwhile back at the ranch Stretch ahd shot up the sherrif. They
could not arrest him because he was within the law..

Meanwhile back at the ranch the truck pulled up with a jerk and out
got Curley..
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Billy

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Jul 16, 1997, 3:00:00 AM7/16/97

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In article <5qeubg$770$3...@gruvel.une.edu.au>, David Bromage
<dbro...@metz.une.edu.au> writes

>richards (wric...@gte.net) wrote:
>>> >Meanwhile, back at the ranch, tension mounted... and rode off.
>>> >
>>> >Meanwhile, back at the ranch, there was a rustle in the bushes...
>>Russell,
>>> >get out of the bushes.
>>> >
>>> >Meanwhile, back at the ranch, there was a tap on the window.. what a
>>silly
>>> >place to put a tap.
>>> >

>>> Meanwhile, back at the ranch, everyone was feeling happy..... till happy
>>got out .. so they jumped for joy...
>>> but Joy moved just in time.
>>>

>>Meanwhile, back at the ranch grandma was beating off the indians, and they
>>were coming in droves.....
>
>Meanwhile, back at the ranch, Roy Rogers disguised as a door has his knob
>shot off.
>
Hope these are not to off track from "meanwhile back at the ranch..."

The Cowboy road into town on a cloud of dust.......
No horse just a cloud of dust.

The Cowboy walked into the bar..........it was painfull.....
it was an iron bar.
--
Billy

Mike

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Aug 17, 1997, 3:00:00 AM8/17/97

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Peter Martin <pma...@ecn.net.au> wrote in article
<5qeg5e$27c...@ecn.net.au>...
>
> In article <01bc8f99$7fda1c20$94da22cb@default>,

> "Trevor & Marian Burt" <bur...@agn.net.au> wrote:
> >Meanwhile, back at the ranch, tension mounted... and rode off.
> >
> >Meanwhile, back at the ranch, there was a rustle in the bushes...
Russell,
> >get out of the bushes.
> >
> >Meanwhile, back at the ranch, there was a tap on the window.. what a
silly
> >place to put a tap.
> >

> >Simple jokes amuse simple minds. Anyone know any more ??
>

> Meanwhile, back at the ranch, everyone was feeling happy..... till happy
got out .. so they jumped for joy...
> but Joy moved just in time.
>

Meanwhile, back at the ranch, everyone was feeling gay..... so she left.

Emyr Rhys Williams

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Aug 17, 1997, 3:00:00 AM8/17/97

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In article <01bcaaf9$fdfb1340$614d...@dialup.ozemail.com.au>
"Mike" <rup...@orac.net.au> wrote:

Meanwhile, back at the ranch, Emily was peeling potatos.

--

Richard Dinelle

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Aug 17, 1997, 3:00:00 AM8/17/97

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"Mike" (rup...@orac.net.au) writes:
> Peter Martin <pma...@ecn.net.au> wrote in article
> <5qeg5e$27c...@ecn.net.au>...
>>
>> In article <01bc8f99$7fda1c20$94da22cb@default>,
>> "Trevor & Marian Burt" <bur...@agn.net.au> wrote:
>> >Meanwhile, back at the ranch, tension mounted... and rode off.
>> >
>> >Meanwhile, back at the ranch, there was a rustle in the bushes...
> Russell,
>> >get out of the bushes.
>> >
>> >Meanwhile, back at the ranch, there was a tap on the window.. what a
> silly
>> >place to put a tap.
>> >
>> >Simple jokes amuse simple minds. Anyone know any more ??
>>
>> Meanwhile, back at the ranch, everyone was feeling happy..... till happy
> got out .. so they jumped for joy...
>> but Joy moved just in time.
>>
> Meanwhile, back at the ranch, everyone was feeling gay..... so she left.

Meanwhile back at the ranch, the Arabs were eating their dates.

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songs sung about me. And then hundreds of years from now I want episodes
from my life to be played out weekly at half past nine by some great heroic
actor of the age". ...Edmund Blackadder

Mooney

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Aug 18, 1997, 3:00:00 AM8/18/97

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Mike wrote:

> Meanwhile, back at the ranch, everyone was feeling gay..... so she
> left.

Meanwhile back at the ranch... the curtains were drawn ....... but
the doors were real

Meanwhile back at the ranch...... Tonto, disguised as a door had his
knob shot off

wgbe...@yahoo.com

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Jun 18, 2013, 9:48:48 PM6/18/13

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On Sunday, July 13, 1997 3:00:00 AM UTC-4, Trevor & Marian Burt wrote:
> Meanwhile, back at the ranch, tension mounted... and rode off.
>
> Meanwhile, back at the ranch, there was a rustle in the bushes... Russell,
> get out of the bushes.
>
> Meanwhile, back at the ranch, there was a tap on the window.. what a silly
> place to put a tap.
>
> Simple jokes amuse simple minds. Anyone know any more ??

meanwhile back at the ranch, tonto, disguised as a door, got his knob turned

David

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Jun 19, 2013, 2:02:29 AM6/19/13

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I heard that as: got his knob shot off.

Meanwhile back at the ranch, Annie Oakley, disguised as a pillow, got
stuffed.

Meanwhile back at the ranch, tension mounted and rode away madly in
all directions.

Meanwhile back at the ranch, The Lone Ranger, disguised as a bed, got
made.
--
Regards
David Simpson
Wednesday, 19 June 2013

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Mar 17, 2020, 10:53:19 PM3/17/20

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On Sunday, July 13, 1997 at 8:00:00 AM UTC+1, Trevor & Marian Burt wrote:
> Meanwhile, back at the ranch, tension mounted... and rode off.
>
> Meanwhile, back at the ranch, there was a rustle in the bushes... Russell,
> get out of the bushes.
>
> Meanwhile, back at the ranch, there was a tap on the window.. what a silly
> place to put a tap.
>
> Simple jokes amuse simple minds. Anyone know any more ??

a) Well, there is a first time i suppose said Private Generic of Her Majesty's Royal Bounders (The Bouncing Toffs)

b) I bet you've sucked off some Toffes then too said the sagely Rush

c)

d) If D is the answer then do you know the real Duncan Ferguson or not?