Does a pigeon's bum pucker in a power-dive?
Does a baby go ga?
Does a maurauding mackerel make a mullets muckhole munch?
Does a sea-lions scrotum slap in a shag?
Paul Thomsen <d...@dayworld.net.au> wrote in article
<6gen4j$hqn$1...@nswpull.telstra.net>...
How about :
Are American kids fat and ugly ?
Are the Kennedy's gun shy ?
Does a one legged duck swim in circles ?
Is a birds wing span half when flying into the sun ? (Visual - flap you
arms and then bring one hand up to block the sun from your eyes!)
Does the Pope pull out ?
Does the Pope wear a funny hat ?
AL
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**Paul Thomsen <d...@dayworld.net.au> wrote in article
**<6gen4j$hqn$1...@nswpull.telstra.net>...
**> Does a bear shit in the woods?
**>
**> Does a pigeon's bum pucker in a power-dive?
**>
**> Does a baby go ga?
**>
**> Does a maurauding mackerel make a mullets muckhole munch?
**>
**> Does a sea-lions scrotum slap in a shag?
**
**
**How about :
**
**
**Are American kids fat and ugly ?
**
**Are the Kennedy's gun shy ?
**
**Does a one legged duck swim in circles ?
**
**Is a birds wing span half when flying into the sun ? (Visual - flap you
**arms and then bring one hand up to block the sun from your eyes!)
**
**Does the Pope pull out ?
**
**Does the Pope wear a funny hat ?
**
**
**AL
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Following on the Pope line...
Is the Pope Catholic?
*purrrrr purrrrrrr purrrrrrr*
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or even:
Does Pamela Anderson have trouble seeing her belly-button?
and the classic:
Is the Pope Catholic?
and my personal favourite:
Is a frog's arse watertight?
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Is a bear catholic ?
Does the Pope shit in the woods ?
Does shit stink ?
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Mick wrote in message <89203593...@zen.orac.net.au>...
>Can Dolly Parton see her toes?
Er.............No. (It's supposed to be a saying to replace "Yes")
>Can Dolly Parton see her toes?
>
No
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Is the Pope a catholic?
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Mark wrote in message <89282573...@garden.wolf.net.au>...
>Does a one leggered duck swim in circles?
>
>Is a fishes ass water tight?
>
>
>
>
>
> In article <6h1cjr$bhb$1...@news.mel.aone.net.au>, "Col Peady"
> <colin...@firstpac.com.au> wrote:
>
> > >Does a bear shit in the woods?
> > >
> > >Does a pigeon's bum pucker in a power-dive?
> > >
> > >Does a baby go ga?
> > >
> > >Does a maurauding mackerel make a mullets muckhole munch?
> > >
> > >Does a sea-lions scrotum slap in a shag?
> > >
> > >
> > Does a fat dog fart?
>
> Is the Pope a catholic?
>
> --
>
Does shit stick to the shovel?
No.
He believe in ME.
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No. It shits in the Aluminiums.
> Does a fat dog fart?
Yep. The Ma-In-Law is proof.
Mark wrote in message <89282573...@garden.wolf.net.au>...
>Does a one leggered duck swim in circles?
>
>Is a fishes ass water tight?
>
>
>
>
>
Are the Kenedys gun shy?
Andrew wrote in message <6ibb5l$i1d$1...@nargun.cc.uq.edu.au>...
>Does Jack Newton drive an automatic
>>>>Does a Polar Bear piss on ice ?
>>>>>>>If I tell you a bumblebee will pull a freighttrain........hook his
ass up !
>I've got a couple to add:
Is the pope a catholic?
Does a brown bear shit in the woods?
Morden O'Hare <Dro...@bigpond.com> wrote in article
<354daf6...@news.bigpond.com>...
MO> From: Dro...@bigpond.com (Morden O'Hare)
MO> On Sat, 02 May 1998 00:56:45 GMT, "Roncry" <ron...@mediaone.net>
MO> wrote:
>
>Andrew wrote in message <6ibb5l$i1d$1...@nargun.cc.uq.edu.au>...
>>rosep wrote:
>>>
>>> Mark wrote in message <89282573...@garden.wolf.net.au>...
>>> >Does a one leggered duck swim in circles?
>>> >
>>> >Is a fishes ass water tight?
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>>
>>> Are the Kenedys gun shy?
>>
>>Does Jack Newton drive an automatic
>
>>>>>Does a Polar Bear piss on ice ?
>
>>>>>>>>If I tell you a bumblebee will pull a freighttrain........hook his
>ass up !
>
>I've got a couple to add:
MO> Is the pope a catholic?
MO> Does a brown bear shit in the woods?
Does Jack Newton swim in circles?
MO> -!-
MO> ! Origin: apana<<<<<<>>>>>>fidonet [sawasdi.apana.org.au]
MO> (3:800/846.13)
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What's the opposite of 'no' anyway?
What's 'wee' in French mean?
Wouln'd you say that life is sexually transmitted?
Don't you all just hate bad hair days??
Heehee. Not only is it an STD, it's a FATAL std! :-) Sorry, just my
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Although, I believe it [the acronym] means something else nowadays...
Subscriber
Trunk
Dialing
because you had to use the "trunk" line between cities.
Gaven Miller wrote in message <6jm5u3$ee2$1...@newshost.comnet.co.nz>...
>Many years ago, (1977 seems to stick in my memory) when the phone company
>(as part of the NZ Post Office) started to allow you to make toll calls
>without calling an operator. they introduced it with the acronym "STD",
>which, as we all know, means "Subscriber Toll Dialling".
>
>Although, I believe it [the acronym] means something else nowadays...
>
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The jingle for long-distance Australian calls used to be (and I quote)
Share your good news around,
Share your good news around,
Share it 'round
Share it STD!