Hungry Monkey

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Hungry Monkey

A man walks into a bar with a monkey he had just bought at the pet
store. He sits down at the bar and orders a beer. The monkey jumps down
off his shoulder and runs over to the pool table and ate the cue-ball.
The bartender said "Your monkey just ate the cue-ball!!! GET OUT NOW!!"
the man left.
Two months later the same man comes back with the monkey on a leash. The
monkey jumps off his shoulder and grabs a peanut, shoves it up his ass,
pulls it out then eats it"
The bartender said " Did your monkey just shove a peanut up his ass then
eat it?"
The man says "Yeah ever since the cue-ball incident he checks everything
for size"

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[Iskandar Baharuddin]

Daily Jokes wrote:

A few days later a man goes into the same bar and orders a dry martini,
straight up.

The bartender serves him, but just as the customer is reaching for his
martini the monkey hops over and squats on top of his drink.

The man shouts: "Look at that GD monkey! Do something!"

The bartender replies: "Jeez, that monkey is driving everybody nuts. But
it belongs to the piano player."

The aggrieved customer stomps to the back of the bar where the piano player
is stroking the ivories, and shouts:"

"Do you know your monkey has his balls in my martini!?"

The piano player looks up and replies calmly:

"No, but if you'll hum a few bars I can fake it."

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Salaam & Shalom

Izzy

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