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King Billy Cokebottle Joke

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Sam Hawkins

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Mar 13, 2003, 5:48:50 PM3/13/03
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From the mouth of aboriginal comedian King Billy Cokebottle**

I was travellin in the outback one day wit my cousin Morton, when off in the
distance we sees a booze bus (police). Morton thinks this is great and
heads straight for it.
We pulls up and Morton winds his window down and says "Two cans of Emu
Export thanks mate! "
The copper looks at me and Morton and says "You must be drunk!
Get out of the car and blow into this bag for me."
Morton got out of the car and said "Sorry boss, I can't blow in that.
I got a letter from the doc saying I'm asthmatic and I'll pass out if I blow
in that."
The cop looks at him and with a bemused look and says "OK. In these cases we
require you to give a blood sample."
"Nah nah sorry boss. Can't be doin that. I got a letter from the Red Cross
saying I'm a Haemophiliac and I could bleed to death. Sorry boss, can't
do that," said Morton.
By now the copper is getting fairly pi5sed off and finally demands a urine
sample for testing.
Morton looks at him and says "Sorry boss, can't do that either."
The copper says "Surely you can't have a letter for that!!! "
"Bl00dy oath mate." says Morton. "It's from the government. Says that you
whites can't take the pis5 out of us blacks."


Chris of 76

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Mar 14, 2003, 12:31:20 AM3/14/03
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hey Morton, that's racial discrimination!
lol
Chris
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Sam Hawkins

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Mar 14, 2003, 4:44:11 AM3/14/03
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This is a real comedian, he's really funny.
He has a set of about 6 CD's, and he hardly repeats any of the jokes
throughout!!!


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