pauline hanson jokes...
Andrew Tunney
Nemisis wrote:
>
> I wish Pauline was a joke. Unfortunately she has access to the media
> with her evil racist comments.
Umm guys,
Need I remind us that this is the aus.jokes forum, if you
want to comment on this subject then how about the aus.politics forum.
BTW, how did this get into this forum in the first place ?
Best regards,
Andrew.
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Nemisis
Dean Campbell
Andrew Tunney <at...@gil.com.au> wrote:
>Nemisis wrote:
>>
>> I wish Pauline was a joke. Unfortunately she has access to the media
>> with her evil racist comments.
>Umm guys,
> Need I remind us that this is the aus.jokes forum, if you
>want to comment on this subject then how about the aus.politics forum.
>BTW, how did this get into this forum in the first place ?
Thats an easy one ...because these people dont think before acting
They think Pauline is a racist ......so it doesnt matter what anyone
else thinks . They were in Aus Jokes when they felt like a whinge so
..that will do as a soap box ! They just dont (cant) think !!!!!!
The Wog
Andrew Tunney wrote:
>
> Nemisis wrote:
> >
> > I wish Pauline was a joke. Unfortunately she has access to the media
> > with her evil racist comments.
>
> Umm guys,
> Need I remind us that this is the aus.jokes forum, if you
> want to comment on this subject then how about the aus.politics forum.
>
> BTW, how did this get into this forum in the first place ?
>
>
> Andrew.
Someone told a Pauline Hanson joke, which turned into a thread of them,
and someone (presumably overseas, probably from Antarctica) posted the
question "Who's Pauline Hanson?"
The various answers then reflected the particular philosophical biases
of the posters.
BTW, the issue of "should we move this to aus.politics?" was canvassed.
The conclusion was that aus.politics was so populated by radical
liberals that any attempt to answer would have resulted in the poster
getting their head ripped off and the discussion dominated by the
lefties.
Generally, I think we should tolerate off topic stuff. If it gets a
following, it's obviously entertaining SOMEONE.
Regards,
The Wog
Kris
Nemisis wrote:
>
> I wish Pauline was a joke. Unfortunately she has access to the media
of her than she deserved to be - Are you sure you're in the
right newsgroup, though?
Big Al
Dean Campbell wrote:
>
> Andrew Tunney <at...@gil.com.au> wrote:
>
> >Nemisis wrote:
> >>
> >> I wish Pauline was a joke. Unfortunately she has access to the media
> >> with her evil racist comments.
>
> > Need I remind us that this is the aus.jokes forum, if you
> >want to comment on this subject then how about the aus.politics forum.
>
> >BTW, how did this get into this forum in the first place ?
>
> They think Pauline is a racist ......so it doesnt matter what anyone
> else thinks . They were in Aus Jokes when they felt like a whinge so
> ..that will do as a soap box ! They just dont (cant) think !!!!!!
Did you hear on the "Martin Molloy" radio show the other day...?
They said that the 2 kids accused of spitting on pauline hanson were
convicted of their crime and sentenced to 48 hours of community
service... spitting on pauline hanson... :-)
made me laugh anyhow....
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John Walker
Pauline Hanson was on A Current Affair when Ray Martin asked her what her
next move in politics will be.
Pauline replied by saying that she was hiring the Power Rangers. Ray was a
bit taken aback by this and he said to Pauline "surely you cant be
serious..i mean the Power Rangers...come on".
To this Pauline replied "Well you have got me there Ray....the yellow and
Black ones will have to piss off"
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John Walker
B.Sc.(Comp)2nd yr
University of Western Sydney, Nepean
jwa...@st.nepean.uws.edu.au
****************************************************
Computers should work, people should think.
****************************************************
Sean
You wouldn't of happened to have stolen this joke off Full Frontal, would
you??? How about coming up with some original jokes!!!!
John Walker
<SNIP>
> You wouldn't of happened to have stolen this joke off Full Frontal, would
> you??? How about coming up with some original jokes!!!!
BITE ME
And just for the record...NO...maybe the person that told me heard it
thier.
Lucky i didn'tpost it to
aus.jokes.must.have.been.written.by.the.poster.just.in.case.sean.has.heard.i
t.somehere.else
as i said sean...BITE ME
mba...@super.zippo.com
Get lost....
>You wouldn't of happened to have stolen this joke off Full Frontal, would
>you??? How about coming up with some original jokes!!!!
Not everybody sits full in front(al) of the TV . . .
Bernie Dwyer
John Walker wrote:
>
> <SNIP>
>
> > You wouldn't of happened to have stolen this joke off Full Frontal, would
>
> > you??? How about coming up with some original jokes!!!!
>
>
> And just for the record...NO...maybe the person that told me heard it
> thier.
> Lucky i didn'tpost it to
> aus.jokes.must.have.been.written.by.the.poster.just.in.case.sean.has.heard.i
> t.somehere.else
>
> as i said sean...BITE ME
>
> ****************************************************
> John Walker
> B.Sc.(Comp)2nd yr
> University of Western Sydney, Nepean
> jwa...@st.nepean.uws.edu.au
> ****************************************************
> Computers should work, people should think.
> ****************************************************
Try EAT ME. It's more offensive. I think it came before BITE ME, anyway.
I heard EAT ME long before BITE ME started appearing (???) on American
sitcoms.
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On Wed, 29 Jan 1997 11:31:36 GMT, mba...@super.zippo.com wrote:
>Get lost....
>
>>You wouldn't of happened to have stolen this joke off Full Frontal, would
>>you??? How about coming up with some original jokes!!!!
>
>Not everybody sits full in front(al) of the TV . . .
>
For those discerning North Americans...
Full Frontal is an Australian TV show, lowbrow but occasionally
excruciatingly funny...
Myra
Sean
John Walker wrote:
>
> <SNIP>
>
> > You wouldn't of happened to have stolen this joke off Full Frontal, would
>
> > you??? How about coming up with some original jokes!!!!
>
>
> And just for the record...NO...maybe the person that told me heard it
> thier.
> Lucky i didn'tpost it to
> aus.jokes.must.have.been.written.by.the.poster.just.in.case.sean.has.heard.i
> t.somehere.else
>
> as i said sean...BITE ME
>
> ****************************************************
> John Walker
> B.Sc.(Comp)2nd yr
> University of Western Sydney, Nepean
> jwa...@st.nepean.uws.edu.au
> ****************************************************
> Computers should work, people should think.
> ****************************************************
Save me the trouble and bite yourself.
This how it showed on full frontal if anybody hasn't seen it or cares.
(Please correct any part if you think it is wrong)
Pauline Hanson is talking with the press: (Not with RAY MARTIN)
(After a few GET ALL THE CHINKY CHINKS OUT OF AUSTRALIA AND BACK TO THIER
CHINKY CHINK COUNTRY, CHOP,CHOP jokes)
Press guy: How will you take care of the immagration problems.
Pauline: I have hired some very reliable people to help me.
Press guy: Who??
Pauline: The Mighty Morphan Power Rangers.
Press guy: THE MIGHTY MORPHAN POWER RANGES???!!, THEY'RE NOT REAL, THEY
ARE JUST TV SHOW CHARACTERS!!!
Pauline: They are too real, OH and their very reliable, except for the
black and yellow ones of course!!.
Pauline: THIS PRESS MEETING IS CLOSED AND SO SHOULD AUSTRALIA!!!!!!!!!!!.
Sean
John Walker
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Sean <tj.c...@tassie.net.au> wrote in article
<32F1BE...@tassie.net.au>...
> John Walker wrote:
> >
> > <SNIP>
> >
> > > You wouldn't of happened to have stolen this joke off Full Frontal,
would
> >
> > > you??? How about coming up with some original jokes!!!!
> >
> > BITE ME
> >
> > And just for the record...NO...maybe the person that told me heard it
> > thier.
> > Lucky i didn'tpost it to
> >
aus.jokes.must.have.been.written.by.the.poster.just.in.case.sean.has.heard.i
> > t.somehere.else
> >
> > as i said sean...BITE ME
> >
>
>
> Save me the trouble and bite yourself.
after trying very hard I got within 2 inches and strained my back.
> This how it showed on full frontal if anybody hasn't seen it or cares.
> (Please correct any part if you think it is wrong)
>
> Pauline Hanson is talking with the press: (Not with RAY MARTIN)
>
> (After a few GET ALL THE CHINKY CHINKS OUT OF AUSTRALIA AND BACK TO THIER
> CHINKY CHINK COUNTRY, CHOP,CHOP jokes)
>
> Press guy: How will you take care of the immagration problems.
>
> Pauline: I have hired some very reliable people to help me.
>
> Press guy: Who??
>
> Pauline: The Mighty Morphan Power Rangers.
>
> Press guy: THE MIGHTY MORPHAN POWER RANGES???!!, THEY'RE NOT REAL, THEY
> ARE JUST TV SHOW CHARACTERS!!!
>
> Pauline: They are too real, OH and their very reliable, except for the
> black and yellow ones of course!!.
>
>
>
> Pauline: THIS PRESS MEETING IS CLOSED AND SO SHOULD AUSTRALIA!!!!!!!!!!!.
>
>
> Sean
so Sean where is your famed original joke?
JOKE
(I dont know if it was on FF as I do not watch the show..if it was I humbly
apologize to Sean)
Tarzan was swinging through the trees and upon landing on each tree
proclaimed" me tarzan"
as he approached another tree he saw a beautiful woman.
TARZAN: me tarzan who you
WOMAN: me Jane
TARZAN: hu..what your whole name
WOMAN: cunt.
(for the slow ones amongst us...and Sean...read whole as hole)