HELP WITH JOKE PLEASE!!!!

JJ

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May 23, 1997, 3:00:00 AM5/23/97

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For some time now after seeing the Chris Farley movie "Black Sheep," I have
been trying to remember the joke that goes along with the punchline "Rectum
(Wrecked him?), it damn near killed him..." It has been bugging the hell
out of me and if anyone knows it, please post it!!
-fo...@dreamscape.com

Katrina Williams

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May 24, 1997, 3:00:00 AM5/24/97

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JJ <fo...@dreamscape.com> wrote in article
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This might be it:

One day Tommy was late for school. When his teacher asked where he had been, he
replied, "I've been putting fire crackers up a frogs arse!".
"Rectum!" Says the teacher, horrified.
"Wrecked 'im!? It damn near killed him!!"

Or something like that! Hope this was helpful.

Lesley Gould

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May 25, 1997, 3:00:00 AM5/25/97

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JJ <fo...@dreamscape.com> wrote in article
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> For some time now after seeing the Chris Farley movie "Black Sheep," I
have
> been trying to remember the joke that goes along with the punchline
"Rectum
> (Wrecked him?), it damn near killed him..." It has been bugging the hell
> out of me and if anyone knows it, please post it!!
> -fo...@dreamscape.com
>

The one we heard as kids went as follows:-

Young Johnny was late for school and the teacher asked him why.
"I've been sticking firecrackers up a frogs arse" said Johnny
"Rectum, Johnny, rectum" said his teacher
"Rectum miss, bloody near buggered 'em"

I imagine there are many variations to this.

Ruth
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Colin Francis

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May 25, 1997, 3:00:00 AM5/25/97

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"JJ" <fo...@dreamscape.com> wrote:

>For some time now after seeing the Chris Farley movie "Black Sheep," I have
>been trying to remember the joke that goes along with the punchline "Rectum
>(Wrecked him?), it damn near killed him..." It has been bugging the hell
>out of me and if anyone knows it, please post it!!
>-fo...@dreamscape.com

I never saw the film but would imagine it went something like this
"It went up his arse"
"You mean rectum"
"Wrecked him, it fucking near killed him"

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and psychiatrists collect the rent.

Adrian

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May 27, 1997, 3:00:00 AM5/27/97

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Little johnny comes in late to school.
The teacher asks him what he has been doing?
"I've been down the creek, shoving crackers up frogs arses"!
"Johnny!! dont't you mean rectum?"
"Rectum!, it damm near killed them!"

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All the kids had just got back from Christmas break. The teacher decided to ask all the students To tell a memorable story They had over the break. OK Johnny tell us You're story she says. Johnny starts, Well pops Got me this real nice hunting dog for Christmas. I Think I had my coat, Bibs, And boots on before anybody Unwrapped the 1st Present. Grabbed my BB gun and my new dog I named Daisy As I was running out the door. Out through the pasture we went. Before mama hollered Johnny get back Appear you forgot your gloves and hat, Daisy Was hot on the trail. Daisy Stayed so close to that cottontail I was afraid to shoot. I guess it had that rabbit Shook up to. Because that rabbit Missed that bridge crashing into the bottom with daisy in its ass.teacher stopped Johnny , Rectum Johnny in the rabbits rectum. Johnny replies rectum h*** it killed them both