Q: If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag you, what have you
A: Made her chain to long!
Q: What was Clinton's last gift to Monica?
A: Spot remover!
Q: What do Jerry Ford and Al Gore have in common?
A: They both got promoted because of crooked dicks!
Q: Did you hear that Clinton is having a threesome for Valentines Day?
A: He is getting Flowers for Lewinsky!
Q: What do White House interns spend their time doing?
A: Taking presidential polls!
Q: Why does Bill Clinton cheat on Hillary?
A: He just wants to be on top once in a while!
Q: Why are females of the White House staff mad at Hillary?
A: She keeps leaving the toilet seat up!
Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other?
A: We'd better perk up or people will think we're nuts!
Q: If Valentine's Day is the holiday for lovers, what is the holiday for
A: Palm Sunday!
Q: What is the difference between John F. Kennedy and Clinton?
A: Clinton has shown he can dodge a bullet!
Q: How is President Clinton going to make history?
A: He will be the first President to be blown out of the oval office!
Q: What is the difference between Madonna and a Valentines Day prank?
A: One's a cupid stunt!