elephant/grape
Gareth James Cook
A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.
Bob Montante
| Q: Why is an elephant like a grape?
|
| A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.
And of course, they can interbreed...
So what do you get when you cross an elephant with a grape?
elephant grape sine(theta) ... {but you knew that}
Berry Kercheval
Gareth> Q: Why is an elephant like a grape?
Gareth> A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.
Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill?
A: "Here come the elephants!"
Q: What did Jane say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill?
A: "Here come the grapes!" (She's color blind...)
Q: What did Cheetah say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill?
A: "Ooook!"
--berry (ghod, these are old...)
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Peter Boothby - Sun Melbourne SE
be...@hawking.pei.com (Berry Kercheval) writes:
> >>>>> On 25 Feb 92 06:42:50 GMT, gar...@swanee.ee.uwa.oz.au (Gareth James Cook) said:
>
> Gareth> Q: Why is an elephant like a grape?
> Gareth> A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.
>
> Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill?
> A: "Here come the elephants!"
>
> Q: What did Jane say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill?
> A: "Here come the grapes!" (She's color blind...)
>
> Q: What did Cheetah say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill?
> A: "Ooook!"
Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill wearing
sunglasses?
A: Nothing. He didn't recognise them.
Pete Boothby
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(Peter Boothby - Sun Melbourne SE) writes:
>
>be...@hawking.pei.com (Berry Kercheval) writes:
>> >>>>> On 25 Feb 92 06:42:50 GMT, gar...@swanee.ee.uwa.oz.au (Gareth James
Cook) said:
>>
>> Gareth> Q: Why is an elephant like a grape?
>> Gareth> A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.
>>
Q: How can you tell if an elephant is sleeping in your bed?
A: You can tell by the "E" ebroided on his pyjamas
=== CAPTAIN MARVEL JONES ===
Restless Wanderer
Why was the elephant hiding in the grape vine.?
A:to pick grapes.
Q: How did Tarzan die.?
A: Picking grapes.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
George Tzanatos
>Why was the elephant hiding in the grape vine.?
>A:to pick grapes.
>A: Picking grapes.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And the other version...
Why do elephants paint their balls red?
To hide in cherry trees
What is the loudest sound in the African jungle?
Tarzan picking cherries.