Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
All the king's horses
And all the king's men
Said "Fuck him, he's only an egg!"
Litte Miss Muffet
Sat on a tuffet
Eating her curds and whey
Along came a spider
And sat down beside her
So she said "Fuck off, hairy legs!"
Hickory Dickory Dock
The mouse ran up the clock
The clock struck one
And knocked its fucking head off
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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick
Jack burnt off his fucking dick!
There was an old woman who lived in a shoe
She had so many children,
Her uterus fell out!
Little boy blew: he needed the money!
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langas
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"Moments such as this should be...savoured!"
>Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
>Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
>All the king's horses
>And all the king's men
>Said "Fuck him, he's only an egg!"
I like this variant:
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
All the king's horses
And all the king's men
Had scrambled eggs for breakfast
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Home: bl...@wr.com.au Superhighway as a large, multi-storied,
Work: bl...@ot.com.au over-crowded, Information Parking Lot.
>Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet
>Eating her curds and whey
>Along came a spider and sat down beside her
>And said "Hey, what's in the bowl, bitch?"
>Jack be nimble, Jack be quick
>Jack burnt off his fucking dick!
>There was an old woman who lived in a shoe
>She had so many children,
>Her uterus fell out!
>Little boy blew: he needed the money!
Ahhhh...those Andrew Dice Clay tapes really do the rounds eh?
:))))
cheers big ears..
I can't remember these exactly, but here's two more:
Mary had a little lamb
It walked into some soot
And everywhere that Mary went
Its sooty foot he put.
It sounds better than it reads!
How about:
Mary had a little lamb
She tied it to the heater
But when it tried to turn around
It burnt its little seater!
Enjoy!
Roger.
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Address: ro...@mincom.com
Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
How about:
Mary had a little lamb,
The doctors were astounded,
And everywhere that Mary went,
Gynaecologists surrounded.
Mary had a little lamb,
The doctors were surprised,
But when Old MacDonald had a farm,
They couldn't believe their eyes!
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Dylan Smith, 1810 Space Park Drive, Houston, TX 77058
Internet: dy...@vnet.ibm.com
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>Jack and Jill
>Went up the hill
>To fetch a pail of water
>Jill, the dill,
>Forgot the pill
>And now they've got a daughter
>Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
>Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
>All the king's horses
>And all the king's men
>Said "Fuck him, he's only an egg!"
>Litte Miss Muffet
>Sat on a tuffet
>Eating her curds and whey
>Along came a spider
>And sat down beside her
>So she said "Fuck off, hairy legs!"
>Hickory Dickory Dock
>The mouse ran up the clock
>The clock struck one
>And knocked its fucking head off
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>|) /_ \_ My opinions may not be yours,
>| aul \/unther / but at least I can express them.
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>For a faster e-mail response, use pgun...@pacstar.com.au
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My God Man,
This is the babbling of an idiot.
What the hell is wrong with you ??
I eat my peas with honey,
I've done it all my life.
It makes them taste quite funny,
But it keeps them on the knife!
In article <4s4v0d$8...@cygnus.mincom.oz.au>, I wrote:
>Mary had a little lamb
>It walked into some soot
>And everywhere that Mary went
>Its sooty foot he put.
Now I think about it, I think the second line was "It had a sooty foot" or
something similar. I think. Maybe.
>>Mary had a little lamb
>>It walked into some soot
>>And everywhere that Mary went
>>Its sooty foot he put.
>
> Now I think about it, I think the second line was "It had a sooty foot" or
> something similar. I think. Maybe.
Mary had a little lamb
Its fleece was black as soot
And into Mary's bread and jam
His sootyfootyput
Mary had a little lamb
Its fleece was black as charcoal
It stepped in Mary's bread and jam;
She kicked it up the arsehole
Regards..... -----------------------------------------+
| Paul Crosland cros...@acslink.net.au |
| Brisbane Australia |
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>I eat my peas with honey,
>I've done it all my life.
>It makes them taste quite funny,
>But it keeps them on the knife!
>In article <4s4v0d$8...@cygnus.mincom.oz.au>, I wrote:
>>Mary had a little lamb
>>It walked into some soot
>>And everywhere that Mary went
>>Its sooty foot he put.
>Now I think about it, I think the second line was "It had a sooty foot" or
>something similar. I think. Maybe.
It's fleece was black as soot.
TWP
Mary had a little lamb
Its feet were black as soot
And into Mary's bread and jam
His sooty foot he put!
Cheers