Abo Joke and Nigger Joke
Anonymous
Accent: aus
What are the 3 things you can't give to an Aborigine?
1. A white Face.
2. Straight Hair.
3. A Job.
Accent: usa
What are the 3 things you can't give to a Nigger?
1. A Black Eye.
2. A Fat Lip.
3. A Job.
Ravi Anamalay
(1) You feel inferior to blacks because your dick is under 6""
(2) Your sister & mother lost their virginity to blacks
(3) "" still prefer blacks
(4) You're girlfriend (or boyfriend) prefers blacks over you
(5) You're just a loser with nothing else to do
oh, by the way - tell you're mama I'm having someone else over tonite.
just though I'd try a slut over $5/blowjob for a change.
cheers,
ravi...
ps : is your mum ever going to get her dentures tightened ?
--
Ravi Anamalay
Dept. of Mechanical & Materials Engineering
University of Western Australia, WA 6970, AUSTRALIA.
email : anam...@uniwa.uwa.edu.au
Valerie Hall
>What a brave warrior you are, posting racist jokes anonymously.
>God, I admire you.
>A. Mathis
Boy I wish I'd thought of that one !!
Val
Zabadoo
1) A steady job
2) An education
3) A good paint job on his oversized hillbilly truck or double-wide
trailer (you pick)
What are 3 things white trash can't get?
1) Enough cheap beer
2) A girlfriend over the legal age
3) Enough banjo music and good dentures
The south is as dead as your redneck grandfather's dick. Time to wake up
and smell the 90's Joe Bob, Billy Joe, or whatever you like to be called.
By the way, I *am* white.
Nutter
wrote:
>Accent: aus
>What are the 3 things you can't give to an Aborigine?
>1. A white Face.
>2. Straight Hair.
>3. A Job.
Q. What's got two black eyes and fucks Abo's?
A. A double-barrelled shotgun...
Add the coon joke of your choice here:
Michael HART
One must post some jikes anonymously else one can find oneself on trouble with the
discriminatory anti-discrimination laws.
Jokes about race (Aboriginal), sex (women) etc can be considered harassment and
you can end up in court.
It doesn't matter that it is a 'jokes' forum.
One shouldn't have to be a 'brave warrior' to post a joke but the fact is one does
have to be.
In article <4dg817$k...@newsbf02.news.aol.com>, fres...@aol.com (Fresh816) writes:
|> What a brave warrior you are, posting racist jokes anonymously.
|>
|> God, I admire you.
|>
|> A. Mathis
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| Michael HART | "If you want a straight line take |
| Dept of Professional Studies | only two points." |
| University Of New South Wales | "If reproducibility is a problem |
| mh...@solar.profs.unsw.edu.au | do the experiment only once." |
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| Michael HART | "If you want a straight line take |
| Dept of Professional Studies | only two points." |
| University Of New South Wales | "If reproducibility is a problem |
Xavier Desdoights
or dum.
Xavier_D...@clubmac.asstdc.com.au
fake
stuff) have a victim.
It is a matter of where you draw then line.
Most of this stuff seems contrived to cause offence and wasn't
humourous anyway.
Shaun Dore
: In article <4djhf1$c...@newsbf02.news.aol.com>, jparh...@aol.com says...
: >
: >Come on people! Black is beautiful!!!
: >
: >Then again, nigger is not a color.
: I can't believe that so many people get all uptight over this.
: It's a JOKE it's meant to be funny.. Now i'm not racist i have friends of all
: differen't creeds and cultures but i still found one of the jokes humerous.
: I mean even when i was 8years old there were Irish Jokes, and then Blond
: jokes, Abo jokes... If we can't laugh at ourselves, then we just can't laugh.
: Wake up and enjoy life, stop taking things so personally.
: Sly!
Couldnt agree more.
--
Paul J Robinson - cg...@firebird.newcastle.edu.au
Geekcoke 3.0 GE d(++) s--:--- a-- C++++ UL+++>++++ US++(+++) P+ L+++(++)>+++++
E--- W+ N++(+++) w--- M-- V-- PS PE Y PGP(+) t+++ 5-- !X R tv++(+) b+++ D+++
G+(++) e>++ h++(+) r++>!r y?
People who like windows 95 havent used it enuf...
Mark Addinall
: One must post some jikes anonymously else one can find oneself on trouble with the
: discriminatory anti-discrimination laws.
So fucking what.
: Jokes about race (Aboriginal), sex (women) etc can be considered harassment and
: you can end up in court.
So any form of humour that deals with abo's or wimmin is banned heh?
What about kikes, slopes, wogs, spicks, paddies, seppos or pommies.
: It doesn't matter that it is a 'jokes' forum.
: One shouldn't have to be a 'brave warrior' to post a joke but the fact is one does
: have to be.
So this is what the society wants to become. Disgusting.
"What's the difference between your dog whinging at the
back door, and your missus whinging at the front door...
The bitch at the backdoor generally shuts up when you let
it in the house"
: In article <4dg817$k...@newsbf02.news.aol.com>, fres...@aol.com (Fresh816) writes:
: |> What a brave warrior you are, posting racist jokes anonymously.
: |>
: |> God, I admire you.
: |>
: |> A. Mathis
: --
: +-------------------------------+------------------------------------+
: | Michael HART | "If you want a straight line take |
: | Dept of Professional Studies | only two points." |
: | University Of New South Wales | "If reproducibility is a problem |
: | mh...@solar.profs.unsw.edu.au | do the experiment only once." |
: +-------------------------------+------------------------------------+
: --
: +-------------------------------+------------------------------------+
: | Michael HART | "If you want a straight line take |
: | Dept of Professional Studies | only two points." |
: | University Of New South Wales | "If reproducibility is a problem |
And do try to get someone to explain how .sigs work
before you come in here again. Fucking idiot.
And what is a Department of Professional Studies anyway? Is
that like secretary school?
Mark.
Avoid normal situations.
a.t.j., et al.)?
Q: What are the "Toys R Us" franchises in black neighborhoods called?
A: We Be Toys.
--
alt.flame Special Forces: Carry on, and dread nought.
Mark
Actually it's not the joke it's the READING that does it.
Do your part and stamp out reading, start with yourself.
Not a student of yours.....
Herbert Rosmanith
: Come on people! Black is beautiful!!!
: Then again, nigger is not a color.
but "niger", from which "negroe" and thus "nigger" comes from, is
latin and means "black".
Lucien Lenoire
scumbags. To wit, or half of same prof. Hart. not pro.Phart.
Michael HART
In article <4dgn1i$n...@styx.uwa.edu.au>, anam...@uniwa.uwa.edu.au (Ravi Anamalay) writes:
|> Well, whoever posted that racist stuff - just remember :
|> (1) You feel inferior to blacks because your dick is under 6""
|> (2) Your sister & mother lost their virginity to blacks
|> (3) "" still prefer blacks
|> (4) You're girlfriend (or boyfriend) prefers blacks over you
Oh! I didn't know my girlfrient saw that black person over me. How kinky.
James Dominguez
Please please please please please could somebody tell me a genuine
Australian joke? I really want to know at least one in my lifetime. I
have requested such a thing before, and all the replies I get are usually
just New Zealander / Irishman / Blonde jokes with the names changed to
protect the unfunny.
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James Joseph Dominguez -=- Certifying Officer ASO1
Defence Science and Technology Organisation
Aeronautical and Maritime Research Laboratory
All of the opinions expressed in this posting are mine alone
unless of course I plagiarised them, in which case they are
probably not shared by my employer.
I think it is safer not to speculate.
---------------------====================---------------------
Donna
>From: James Dominguez <James.D...@dsto.defence.gov.au>
>Subject: Re: Abo Joke and Nigger Joke
>Date: 22 Jan 1996 02:09:21 GMT
>Here I go again...
> Please please please please please could somebody tell me a genuine
>Australian joke? I really want to know at least one in my lifetime. I
>have requested such a thing before, and all the replies I get are usually
>just New Zealander / Irishman / Blonde jokes with the names changed to
>protect the unfunny.
Thought hard and this is the only one I couldcome up with (sorry)
Q. What was the swagman's name in "Waltzing Matilda"
A. Andy
Andy sang, Andy watched, Andy waited 'til his billy boiled . . .
Donna
evil Beavis
>
> In article <4dr4us$j...@alpha.sky.net>, ed...@sky.net wrote:
>
> > nob...@flame.alias.net (Anonymous) wrote:What are the three things you
> > can't give to "anonymous"?
> >
> > Intelligence
> >
> > a Conscience
> >
> > a LIFE!
>
> I want to hear the joke. I like racialist jokes.
>
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> |________Aryan Race____________|
>
>
You are a joke - calling yourself Edward Van Halen...
eB
Te...@cps.co.nz
>
> Here I go again...
>
> Please please please please please could somebody tell me a genuine
> Australian joke? I really want to know at least one in my lifetime. I
> have requested such a thing before, and all the replies I get are usually
> just New Zealander / Irishman / Blonde jokes with the names changed to
> protect the unfunny.
>
> Ok you asked for it, it's clean unfortunately.
A guy is driving through Queensland, hot summer's day, 40 degrees and his
car breaks down. Hasn't seen any other traffic all day so has walk to the
nearest town (luckily only about 50 miles). Anyway sun is beating down, he's
dying of thirst but staggering along anyway. A car approaches and the driver
stops and says good afternoon:
Guy: 'Please, please can you give me a lift?'
Driver: 'No sorry mate but I can sell you a tie.'
Guy: 'I don't need a tie, have you got any water?'
Driver: 'No I just sell ties, sure you don't want one?'
Anyway the guy doesn't want a tie so he staggers off down the road and
eventually arrives at the small town of Woolamongaratta. Desperate for a drink,
there's no pub but there is a Returned Serviceman's Association so he drags
himself up to the door but the doorman stops him and says:
'Sorry mate, can't come in here without a tie'.
martin felling
>nob...@flame.alias.net (Anonymous) wrote:What are the three things you
>can't give to "anonymous"?
>Intelligence
>a Conscience
>a LIFE!
Right on, Meg!
Mark Addinall
: > nob...@flame.alias.net (Anonymous) wrote:What are the three things you
: > can't give to "anonymous"?
: >
: > Intelligence
: >
: > a Conscience
: >
: > a LIFE!
: I want to hear the joke. I like racialist jokes.
That's 'racist' my dear little world leader.
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:
You are a fucking joke.
X-posts trimmed, I wish all these insignificant cunts
would stop giving us the gift of international mirth :-(
Retarded cunt.
Mark.
Keith Moore
qcmw...@kraken.itc.gu.edu.au (Donna ) wrote:
> In article <4durkh$9...@foxhound.dsto.gov.au> James Dominguez
<James.D...@dsto.defence.gov.au> writes:
> >From: James Dominguez <James.D...@dsto.defence.gov.au>
> >Subject: Re: Abo Joke and Nigger Joke
> >Date: 22 Jan 1996 02:09:21 GMT
>
> >Here I go again...
>
> > Please please please please please could somebody tell me a genuine
> >Australian joke? I really want to know at least one in my lifetime. I
> >have requested such a thing before, and all the replies I get are usually
> >just New Zealander / Irishman / Blonde jokes with the names changed to
> >protect the unfunny.
>
> Thought hard and this is the only one I couldcome up with (sorry)
>
> Q. What was the swagman's name in "Waltzing Matilda"
>
> A. Andy
>
> Andy sang, Andy watched, Andy waited 'til his billy boiled . . .
>
> Donna
Donna,
How about this one;
There were two fencers and they had just finished a big fencing contract
for a station owner out the back of New South Wales. It had kept them
going for months out in the heat and the dust. They had just been paid
handsomely and were sitting in the shade of a big tree swatting the flies
and discussing what they would do next.
One says to the other "What are you going to do now we finished the job mate"
The other replied "I thought I might go to Sydney for a spell"
"Oh, mate that's a long way from here. What route will you take"
"Well I thought I might take the wife 'cause she did stand by me all
through the drought"
Keith.
Mark Addinall
: In article <4ds3vh$c...@grissom.powerup.com.au>, addi...@powerup.com.au (Mark Addinall) says:
See, what we have here is, either a retarded newbie, who can not
configure his mailer to (f)ollow-up correctly, or some smart-arse
sheep shagger who wants to change a thread intention (for some bizarre
reason).
: >
: >Michael HART (mh...@solar.csd.unsw.OZ.AU) wrote:
: >
: >: One must post some jikes anonymously else one can find oneself on trouble with the
: >: discriminatory anti-discrimination laws.
: >
This ^^^ is not me...
: >So fucking what.
That ^^^ was me.
: >
: >: Jokes about race (Aboriginal), sex (women) etc can be considered harassment and
: >: you can end up in court.
Again, not me...
: Look mate, fuck off. Your politically correct bullshit isn't appreciated around here,
: OK.
This dickhead.
: *****************************************************
: * *
: * proficiency at politics and electioneering *
: * *
: * is a sign of a misspent old age. *
: * *
: *****************************************************
Try harder you stupid cunt.
Mark.
David Nelson
>>Michael HART (mh...@solar.csd.unsw.OZ.AU) wrote:
>>: One must post some jikes anonymously else one can find oneself on trouble
with the>>: discriminatory anti-discrimination laws.
harassment and>>: you can end up in court.
>Look mate, fuck off. Your politically correct bullshit isn't appreciated around here,
>OK.
From reading the original, I don't think he's any more happy about the
situation than you obviously are. It was a lament, not a warning.
So, perhaps you're the one who should fuck off?
Mate.
DN
Mr Gerhard M F R Kutt
: Here I go again...
: Please please please please please could somebody tell me a genuine
: Australian joke? I really want to know at least one in my lifetime. I
: have requested such a thing before, and all the replies I get are usually
: just New Zealander / Irishman / Blonde jokes with the names changed to
: protect the unfunny.
1st Australian joke:
3 men at a party discussing their wives and what it takes to get out of
trouble with their wives.
1. English - I go out and buy my wife a Versace outfit costing a few
hundred quid and a bottle of her favourite perfume. I can do no wrong
for 2 weeks.
2. American - I buy my wife a Karl Lagerfeld outfit costing US$10,000
and jewelry from Cartier, and I can do no wrong for more than a month.
3. Australian - I buy my wife a slinky red dress for 10 bucks and a
dildo - that does the job for me.
Puzzled the other two men looked surprised and ask what the two have to
do with each other.
"Simple mate, if she don't like the dress - she can go fuck herself!"
-------
What is Australian Male Foreplay?
Sheila - are you awake?
What is Australian Women's Foreplay?
Is it hard?
-------
Gerhard
Douglas Stalker
>In article <4durkh$9...@foxhound.dsto.gov.au> James Dominguez <James.D...@dsto.defence.gov.au> writes:
>>Here I go again...
>> Please please please please please could somebody tell me a genuine
>>Australian joke?
>Thought hard and this is the only one I couldcome up with (sorry)
>Q. What was the swagman's name in "Waltzing Matilda"
I went through the entire Penguin Book of Aussie Jokes and the only
one I could find that was a real aussie joke as opposed to a generic
ethnic joke was the following:
Two men in a small country town shared a sizable lottery prize. When
asked what they would do with the money the first, a bussiness man,
replied that he would buy a car, take a trip around the world and then
set up a business.
The other, a farmer, said "I dunno. I think I'll just keep farming
untill it's all gone."
Billy Wheeler
Bruce & Blue are drivin' through the outback and they get to Alice
Springs (a little town). As they arrive at the gas station, Bruce
notices a new shop with a sign saying "Taxidermist". He asks Blue
"What the hell's a taxidermist?"
Blue says "I dunno - tell you what, I'll go fill up the Jeep, you go
ask the man about the shop."
Bruce wanders into the shop and a dapper little man comes out, says
"Can I help you?"
Bruce says "Yeah, I was just wonderin' what a taxidermist was."
The little bloke says "I stuff animals."
Bruce says "Oh."
The little bloke says "Yeah - for a livin'."
Bruce says "What kind of animals?"
Tlb says "Anything. Domestic animals, wild animals, the lot."
Bruce says "How about sheep?"
Tlb: "Yeah, hundreds."
B: "Cows, ever done cows?"
Tlb: "Oh, yeah, done a few of those."
B: "'Roos, ever stuffed a 'roo?"
Tlb: "One or two."
B: "How about an abo - you ever stuffed an abo?"
Tlb: "Nah - their skins are too tight."
So Bruce says "Well, thanks for your time mate - cheers."
Gets back in the jeep and Blue says "So, what's a taxidermist?"
"Ah, he's just a regular bloke like you or me!"
The gracious and admired moo...@darwin.ntu.edu.au (Keith Moore) spake
thusly:
--Donna,
--How about this one;
--There were two fencers and they had just finished a big fencing
contract
--for a station owner out the back of New South Wales. It had kept
them
--going for months out in the heat and the dust. They had just been
paid
--handsomely and were sitting in the shade of a big tree swatting the
flies
--and discussing what they would do next.
--One says to the other "What are you going to do now we finished the
job mate"
--The other replied "I thought I might go to Sydney for a spell"
--"Oh, mate that's a long way from here. What route will you take"
--"Well I thought I might take the wife 'cause she did stand by me all
--through the drought"
--Keith.
--
Cheers,
Billy
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John Detombe
: Please please please please please could somebody tell me a genuine
: Australian joke? I really want to know at least one in my lifetime. I
: have requested such a thing before, and all the replies I get are usually
: just New Zealander / Irishman / Blonde jokes with the names changed to
: protect the unfunny.
I did hear about that Australian experiment of crossbreeding kangaroos
and sheep in an effort to make woolen jumpers, is this true?
--
John Detombe (416) 751-4122
bn...@freenet.toronto.ca dutc...@idirect.com
Dean Licheri
Fuckin asshole. Your joke stinks, if I catch your ass , i'll fuck it then fry it.
Donna
>From: ger...@news.hk.super.net (Mr Gerhard M F R Kutt)
>Subject: Re: Abo Joke and Nigger Joke
>James Dominguez (James.D...@dsto.defence.gov.au) wrote:
>: Here I go again...
>: Please please please please please could somebody tell me a genuine
>: Australian joke? I really want to know at least one in my lifetime. I
>: have requested such a thing before, and all the replies I get are usually
>: just New Zealander / Irishman / Blonde jokes with the names changed to
>: protect the unfunny.
This one is best told with the appropriate accents.
An Italian man, a French man and an Australian man were in a bar and boasting
about their sexual prowess.
The Italian man said "When I make love to my woman, I lightly tickle her all
over with a feather, and she rises one foot off the bed".
The French man said "When I make love to a woman, I cover her with cream and
when I lick it off, she rises three feet above the bed"
The Australian man says: "That's nuthin. When I make love to me missus, I
wipe me dick on the curtains and she hits the fuckin' roof"
Ian Staples
>I did hear about that Australian experiment of crossbreeding kangaroos
>and sheep in an effort to make woolen jumpers, is this true?
Unfortunately, I believe it ended up a bit like the Russian experiment
with _Rhaphanobrassica_.
Just got a stupid fat-tailed short-haired animal that couldn't hop.
;-)
Cheers, Ian S.
--
Ian Staples E-mail : I.St...@dpi.qld.gov.au
c/- P.O. Box 1054 MAREEBA Phone : +61 (0)70 928 555 Home 924 847
Queensland Australia 4880 Fax : +61 (0)70 923 593 " " "
Gaven Miller
> bn...@torfree.net (John Detombe) writes:
> >I did hear about that Australian experiment of crossbreeding kangaroos
> >and sheep in an effort to make woolen jumpers, is this true?
> Unfortunately, I believe it ended up a bit like the Russian experiment
> with _Rhaphanobrassica_.
> Just got a stupid fat-tailed short-haired animal that couldn't hop.
So thats how they populated Tasmania. I've always wondered.
> ;-)
> Cheers, Ian S.
> --
> Ian Staples E-mail : I.St...@dpi.qld.gov.au
> c/- P.O. Box 1054 MAREEBA Phone : +61 (0)70 928 555 Home 924 847
> Queensland Australia 4880 Fax : +61 (0)70 923 593 " " "
--
Quote For The Month: "I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse"
Tom Osborn
>One must post some jikes anonymously else one can find oneself on trouble with the
>discriminatory anti-discrimination laws.
>Jokes about race (Aboriginal), sex (women) etc can be considered harassment and
>you can end up in court.
>It doesn't matter that it is a 'jokes' forum.
>One shouldn't have to be a 'brave warrior' to post a joke but the fact is one does
>have to be.
>In article <4dg817$k...@newsbf02.news.aol.com>, fres...@aol.com (Fresh816) writes:
>|> What a brave warrior you are, posting racist jokes anonymously.
>|>
>|> God, I admire you.
>|>
>|> A. Mathis
By "brave warrior", I presume these people mean 'bellicose prick'.
Tom Osborn - who acknowledges that people who 'stir possum' *almost*
*always* have a hidden agenda (and a really fucked up psyche).
Aston Webb 1 Cluster
>
>
>Fuckin asshole. Your joke stinks, if I catch your ass , i'll fuck it then fry it.
>
Edward Van Halen
>
> By "brave warrior", I presume these people mean 'bellicose prick'.
>
> Tom Osborn - who acknowledges that people who 'stir possum' *almost*
> *always* have a hidden agenda (and a really fucked up psyche).
--
Sugar
On Mon, 22 Jan 1996, Edward Van Halen wrote:
> --
> ________________________________
> | Join the National Socialists |
> | Ensure the Prosperity of the |
> |________Aryan Race____________|
>
This guy is an idiot....okay..he usees the name Edward Van Halen..yes I
know who he is...
BUT if you are a racist...then why in the hell are you using someones
name that his half-Japanese... or does he not count.
FUCK YOU...yes you
Mark Staloff
: well well well. a queer in our midst
New here, aren't you? ;)
Mark
Bill Horrocks
<Aston...@bham.ac.uk> writes
>In article <DLqqH...@news.zippo.com>, Dean Licheri <dlic...@eso.org> says:
>>
>>
>>Fuckin asshole. Your joke stinks, if I catch your ass , i'll fuck it then fry
>it.
>>
->> Good heavens no, he just likes his vice versa-
BR
I didn't know EVH was half japanese.
Martyn.
writes
>Niether does he probably.
--
MrPink@the
>In article <Pine.OSF.3.91.96020...@cheetah.it.wsu.edu>, Sugar <i842...@mail.wsu.edu> says:
>>
>>
>>
>>On Mon, 22 Jan 1996, Edward Van Halen wrote:
>>
>>> --
>>> ________________________________
>>> | Join the National Socialists |
>>> | Ensure the Prosperity of the |
>>> |________Aryan Race____________|
>>>
>>
>>This guy is an idiot....okay..he usees the name Edward Van Halen..yes I
>>know who he is...
>>
>>BUT if you are a racist...then why in the hell are you using someones
>>name that his half-Japanese... or does he not count.
>>FUCK YOU...yes you
EVH ALf Japanese?????? GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!!!! He is dutch!
---------------
Mr. Pink
Innovators Insurance
how do you make a tissue dance?
put a little boogie in it!!!!!
ha! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HA
we rule your jokes stink!!!!
knock knock
who's there?
oswald.
oswald who?
oswald my gum!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
see ya later
Edward Van Halen
> >>
> >>This guy is an idiot....okay..he usees the name Edward Van Halen..yes I
> >>know who he is...
> >>
> >>BUT if you are a racist...then why in the hell are you using someones
> >>name that his half-Japanese... or does he not count.
> >>FUCK YOU...yes you
>
> EVH ALf Japanese?????? GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!!!! He is dutch!
>
> ---------------
> Mr. Pink
Eddie Van Halen is from Holland. I REPEAT- HE IS FROM HOLLAND. That's
why I use his name as an alias. If he were japanese, he would NOT be the
premiere guitar player in the world, he would perhaps be the premiere koto
player. So, I'll say it again, EDDIE VAN HALEN IS FROM HOLLAND. Oh ,and
go fuck yourself. I REPEAT, GO FUCK YOURSELF.
Andy MacLaurin
>
>zpi...@ihug.co.nz (BR) wrote:
>
>>In article
<Pine.OSF.3.91.96020...@cheetah.it.wsu.edu>, Sugar
<i842...@mail.wsu.edu> says:
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>On Mon, 22 Jan 1996, Edward Van Halen wrote:
>>>
>>>> ________________________________
>>>> | Join the National Socialists |
>>>> | Ensure the Prosperity of the |
>>>> |________Aryan Race____________|
>>>>
>>>
I
>>>know who he is...
>>>
>>>BUT if you are a racist...then why in the hell are you using someones
>>>name that his half-Japanese... or does he not count.
>>>FUCK YOU...yes you
>
>EVH ALf Japanese?????? GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!!!! He is dutch!
>
>---------------
>Mr. Pink
>
>
knows that Eddy Van Halen (as well as his bro Alex) is HALF VIETNAMESE,
and HALF PAKISTANI!
John Griffin
Sugar <i842...@mail.wsu.edu> wrote:
>
>
>On Mon, 22 Jan 1996, Edward Van Halen wrote:
>
>> --
>> ________________________________
>> | Join the National Socialists |
>> | Ensure the Prosperity of the |
>> |________Aryan Race____________|
>>
>
>This guy is an idiot....okay..he usees the name Edward Van Halen..yes I
>know who he is...
>
>BUT if you are a racist...then why in the hell are you using someones
>name that his half-Japanese... or does he not count.
>FUCK YOU...yes you
This could well be one of the stupidest remarks I've seen today,
even after reading the alt.fan.oj-simpson group. I'll read onward
in this thread. Maybe someone can top it.
Your Name Here
>________________________________
>| Join the National Socialists |
>| Ensure the Prosperity of the |
>|________Aryan Race____________|
>
> I have a question: National Socialists are Nazis, right?
Nazi are racists, right? Japanese people are Asians, right?
Asians are not white, right? So why in Hell did Nazi Germany
ally with the Japanese in World War II?
Curious
Caesar
Alliance of convenience I think.
They both wanted to defeat Britain & France.
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Craig Lambert
Name Here) wrote:
>In article <tap5150-0902...@dialupa.keytech.com>, tap...@keytech.com (Edward Van Halen) says:
>
>>________________________________
>>| Join the National Socialists |
>>| Ensure the Prosperity of the |
>>|________Aryan Race____________|
>>
>> I have a question: National Socialists are Nazis, right?
>Nazi are racists, right? Japanese people are Asians, right?
>Asians are not white, right? So why in Hell did Nazi Germany
>ally with the Japanese in World War II?
>
>Curious
The Japanese had an ongoing conflict with the Russians. Each side
(German and Japanese) hoped the other would distract the Russians. As
it turned out, Hitler was badly snookered by the crafty Japanese on
his way to getting his butt stomped by the inferior Slav. Hitler
distracted the European powers with major colonial holdings in
Asia(Br, Fr, Dutch), forever overthrowing white domination of Asia and
India, while easing the way for Japanese conquests. The Japanese
declined to go to war with Russia when Hitler attacked the USSR,
figuring they would look to securing the oil and other resources they
needed before going against Russia. Hitler also stupidly declared
war on the USA after Pearl Harbor, getting Roosevelt and Churchill
over a big hurdle, and "cleverly" distracting the American Juggernaut
from applying its full power to Japan. In return for all this, Hitler
got essentially nothing, except some distraction to the British, who
couldn't really hurt Germany by themselves, anyway. Such a genius,
the man was!
To summarize, Hitler wanted the Japanese to join him in attacking
their mutual foe Russia. Instead, they helped him to add the USA to
his already full list of enemies and did nothing of consequence
against the USSR.
Hitler did more than any single man in the world's history to kill
large numbers of white people and undermine their political, economic,
military and moral position around the world, which is why he is held
in such high regard by moronic white traitors to the 'white race'.
(The preceeding sentence requires a working sarcasm detector with the
power setting to ON. Do not attempt to process without a functioning
sarcasm detector)
--
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Give a man a piece of land, and quite soon his descendants
will be slitting each others throats for it. Teach an man to
live in space, instead, and his descendants will fill up the
Universe.
Sam Michaelson
>EVH ALf Japanese?????? GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!!!! He is dutch!
>
>---------------
>Mr. Pink
>
Not sure about the lineage of EVH (the real one), but I if someone is
thinking of a half-japanese guitarist, you might be thinking of
Jake-E-Lee (Jake Lou Williams ???) who was with Ozzy Ozbourne yonks ago,
and last I heard was with a band called Badlands.
Sam
Joellen Welch
: In article <tap5150-0902...@dialupa.keytech.com>, tap...@keytech.com (Edward Van Halen) says:
: >________________________________
: >| Join the National Socialists |
: >| Ensure the Prosperity of the |
: >|________Aryan Race____________|
: >
: > I have a question: National Socialists are Nazis, right?
: Nazi are racists, right? Japanese people are Asians, right?
: Asians are not white, right? So why in Hell did Nazi Germany
: ally with the Japanese in World War II?
He was using them, and for some reason, the Japanese thought if they
helped him out, they'd be saved in the NWO.
: Curious
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Ronan Bryan
evil Beavis
>
> It`s not Nigger be politically correct Racialy Challenge is much nicer.
>
>
And you are obviously mentally challenged. Learn how to spell and
punctuate...
eB
evil Beavis
>
> In article <tap5150-0902...@dialupa.keytech.com>, tap...@keytech.com (Edward Van Halen) says:
>
> >________________________________
> >| Join the National Socialists |
> >| Ensure the Prosperity of the |
> >|________Aryan Race____________|
> >
> > I have a question: National Socialists are Nazis, right?
> Nazi are racists, right? Japanese people are Asians, right?
> Asians are not white, right? So why in Hell did Nazi Germany
> ally with the Japanese in World War II?
>
Why would they not? Nazi's are not necessarily against all non-whites or
other non-Germanic ethnicities. At least not at that time. It was beneficial
for Germany to ally themselves with Japan, so they did. National Socialism
and corporatism is concerned with the growth and preservation of the own
nation state no matter what the consequences of costs are.
eB
evil Beavis
>
> -Bootboy- 88/14
Det skall stavas "Swede" din javla idiot...
eB
nice-jerk
>What the hell is wrong with you jokers? Everybody with half a brain
>knows that Eddy Van Halen (as well as his bro Alex) is HALF VIETNAMESE,
>and HALF PAKISTANI!
>
a fish to change lightbulbs
!?
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Fraser Wilson
>Eddie Van Halen is from Holland. I REPEAT- HE IS FROM HOLLAND. That's
>why I use his name as an alias. If he were japanese, he would NOT be the
>premiere guitar player in the world, he would perhaps be the premiere koto
>player. So, I'll say it again, EDDIE VAN HALEN IS FROM HOLLAND. Oh ,and
>go fuck yourself. I REPEAT, GO FUCK YOURSELF.
No way, buddy! Eddie Van Halen is black! When he was a youth
he had an accident with a reverse-polarised UV emitter, which
gave his skin the sickly pale hue that we know today.
I think his grandfather might have been japanese though.
regards,
Fraser.
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Fresh816
That's why him and his 15-year old buddies always take on guys 6 to 1.
Right, bootboy?
A skinhead who fights alone is a DEAD skinhead.
Ravi Anamalay
: tap...@keytech.com (Edward Van Halen) writes:
: >Eddie Van Halen is from Holland. I REPEAT- HE IS FROM HOLLAND. That's
: >why I use his name as an alias. If he were japanese, he would NOT be the
: >premiere guitar player in the world, he would perhaps be the premiere koto
: >player. So, I'll say it again, EDDIE VAN HALEN IS FROM HOLLAND. Oh ,and
: >go fuck yourself. I REPEAT, GO FUCK YOURSELF.
: No way, buddy! Eddie Van Halen is black! When he was a youth
: he had an accident with a reverse-polarised UV emitter, which
: gave his skin the sickly pale hue that we know today.
: I think his grandfather might have been japanese though.
You're all wrong. Eddie Van Halen is actually Indian. The sickly pale
hue is due to a very poor vegetarian diet.
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Tuthmosis III
> It`s not Nigger be politically correct Racialy Challenge is much nicer.
>
>
>
>
maybe . But it seems that you are mentally challenged and disabled . How
old are you , 4 ? Did'nt your daddy teach you better than to use racial
epithets ? Why dont you go back and finnish watching WWF wrestling with
Paa and cousin/brother duke-boy .
Tuthmosis III
skh...@ocvaxa.cc.oberlin.edu
> It`s not Nigger be politically correct Racialy Challenge is much nicer.
>
>
>
>
And that's so hurtful coming from some mongloid who can't spell or
punctuate. Sod off...
---Kali Holloway
evil Beavis
>
> Ronan Bryan <ron...@iol.ie> wrote:
> > It`s not Nigger be politically correct Racialy Challenge is much nicer.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> maybe . But it seems that you are mentally challenged and disabled . How
> old are you , 4 ? Did'nt your daddy teach you better than to use racial
> epithets ? Why dont you go back and finnish watching WWF wrestling with
> Paa and cousin/brother duke-boy .
> Tuthmosis III
That't "didn't" Tuthmosis...! Besides, you know damn well he can't watch TV
right - inbreeding often results in severe cases of cross eyed freaks!!
eB
Greg
an INUIT!
Jeez.
Steve Osborne
> Tuthmosis III wrote:
> > >> > You fool , learn punctuation and how to spell .
Why dont you go back and finnish watching WWF wrestling with
> > Paa and cousin/brother duke-boy .
> > Tuthmosis III
> Learn how to spell huh?? since when was completing something the same as
a native of Finland... Finnish?? Best to make sure you can spell before
criticising others..
Mark Addinall
: Ronan Bryan <ron...@iol.ie> wrote:
: > It`s not Nigger be politically correct Racialy Challenge is much nicer.
: >
: >
: >
Obviously a troll from a demented seppo...
: You fool^ ,
: ^ learn punctuation and how to spell^ .
Some grammer would be nice as well.
:^ Racially challenged^ ,
: maybe^^ . But it seems that you are mentally challenged and disabled
. How
: old are you^ , ^4 ? Did'n^t your daddy teach you better than to use
racial
: epithets^ ? Why dont you go back and !finnish! watching WWF wrestling
with : Paa and cousin/brother duke-boy .
: Tuthmosis III
Well, for a retard, you have a very good grasp of written English. I
would suggest however, that a spelling and punctuation flame be
better constructed. It's probably not your fault.
Mark.
ac...@pi.net
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> From: fra...@munta.cs.mu.OZ.AU (Fraser Wilson)
> Newsgroups:
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> Subject: Re: Eddy Van Halen is Japanese (Was: Re: Abo Joke and Nigger Joke)
> Date: 13 Feb 1996 04:38:17 GMT
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> tap...@keytech.com (Edward Van Halen) writes:
>
> >Eddie Van Halen is from Holland. I REPEAT- HE IS FROM HOLLAND. That's
> >why I use his name as an alias. If he were japanese, he would NOT be the
> >premiere guitar player in the world, he would perhaps be the premiere koto
> >player. So, I'll say it again, EDDIE VAN HALEN IS FROM HOLLAND. Oh ,and
> >go fuck yourself. I REPEAT, GO FUCK YOURSELF.
>
> No way, buddy! Eddie Van Halen is black! When he was a youth
> he had an accident with a reverse-polarised UV emitter, which
> gave his skin the sickly pale hue that we know today.
>
> I think his grandfather might have been japanese though.
>
> Fraser.
> --
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> \ / Melbourne University | voice: +61 3 9287 9193 _-\<,_
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>
ofcourse he's from Holland you dummass!!!!
Steven M. Wilson
Tuthmosis III <rhd...@email.psu.edu> wrote:
>Ronan Bryan <ron...@iol.ie> wrote:
>> It`s not Nigger be politically correct Racialy Challenge is much
>> nicer.
>You fool , learn punctuation and how to spell . Racially challenged ,
>maybe . But it seems that you are mentally challenged and disabled
>. How old are you , 4 ? Did'nt your daddy teach you better than to
>use racial epithets ? Why dont you go back and finnish watching WWF
^^^^^^^
>wrestling with Paa and cousin/brother duke-boy .
>Tuthmosis III
So what do you have against Scandanavians (or Finns in particular)?
Or do you have trouble spelling? And what is with the space between
the last letter of any given "sentence" you write and the
sentence-ending punctuation? Or before and after any comma you use?
Do you think that your punctuation is so important that it stands on
its own? Or did you have trouble learning punctuation as well?
Objoke:
Raymond Hill Dickerson III, of 204 W. Linn St., Bellefonte, PA 16823,
who is better known as Tuthmosis III, the groveling descendent of the
last slave of the last Pharoh of Egypt, was moving up in the world: he
was now selling hotdogs at the Pennsylvania Stat University basketball
games!
One particular game, dim-witted Tuthmosis III was stumbling about in
the upper portion of the stands. He would give people their hotdogs,
and then make sure they got the proper amount of change for a $20
(when they had paid him with a $5). Well as he went about his
business (and as you can imagine, it was booming) some saucer-lips
about 15 rows down stood up, turned around and shouted "Hey Tyrone,
down here!" Well, ol' Tuth III looked around angrily, trying to
determine who had yelled. Not discovering the source, he continued
selling hotdogs (but he was running out of change even faster than he
was running out of hot dogs).
Not two minutes later, the saucer-lips was at it again: "Hey Tyrone,
down here!" Tuth III, spun around, furious, but still he could not
ascertain the origin of the yell. Tuth III determined to find this
guy the next time he shouted, so he stopped selling the hotdogs (much
to the dismay of all the enterprizing fans in the area) sat down on
the steps and waited.
About two minutes later, Tuth III's patience was rewarded, for he saw
with his own eyes when the saucer-lips popped up, yelling the now
familiar "Hey Tyrone, down here!"
"Damn you ! " Tuthmosis III shouted, making sure to put plenty of
space between his words and the exclamation point, "Stop calling me
Tyrone ! ! ! ! "
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>
>
>In article <4fp4jp$2...@mulga.cs.mu.OZ.AU>, <fra...@munta.cs.mu.OZ.AU>
writes:
>> Path:
>
>
He does have a NIPPISH look about him!!
John Griffin
>
>John Griffin (hilb...@aa.net) wrote:
>^^^^ ^^^^^^^
>Which colour mode are you in now?
The intriguing thing about this question is that it manages to be
mildly interesting while being totally meaningless. It's possible
that I have been mistaken for someone else...?
John Griffin
>evil Beavis <ste...@scott.net> wrote:
>>
>> >
>> > It`s not Nigger be politically correct Racialy Challenge is much nicer.
>> >
>> >
>>
>> And you are obviously mentally challenged. Learn how to spell and
>> punctuate...
>>
>> eB
>
>Shut your pussy up, you dumbass Swed. Vit Makt!
Ordinarily, spelling flames are a bit of a waste of time, but
when someone can't spell "'", he's in some deep shit.
Peter S. Moon
> why I use his name as an alias. If he were japanese, he would NOT be
> the premiere guitar player in the world, he would perhaps be the
> premiere koto player. So, I'll say it again, EDDIE VAN HALEN IS FROM
> HOLLAND. Oh ,and go fuck yourself. I REPEAT, GO FUCK YOURSELF.
>
> | Ensure the Prosperity of the | |________Aryan Race____________|
Yes, he is from Holland. He was born in Holland, grew up in Holland and
speaks fluid Dutch. But his mother was Japanese.
p.m.
Jim Roy
>Ronan Bryan <ron...@iol.ie> wrote:
>> It`s not Nigger be politically correct Racialy Challenge is much nicer.
>>
>>
>>
>>
>maybe . But it seems that you are mentally challenged and disabled . How
>old are you , 4 ? Did'nt your daddy teach you better than to use racial
>Tuthmosis III
>
That's hilarious.
Ian Staples
>Yes, he is from Holland. He was born in Holland, grew up in Holland and
>speaks fluid Dutch. ...
Then I presume he comes from around the Zuider Zee? :-)
Cheers, Ian S.
P.S. I come from the deep north, so:
Q. "Why did the cane toad cross the road?"
A. "He wanted to see his flat mate."
(CP 13 Feb 96)
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Caesar
> It`s not Nigger be politically correct Racialy Challenge is much nicer.
>
>
>
>
>
You are mentally challenged.
--
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--
Coda
how come you whannabee skin- boneheads always run like hell when it
comes to 1to1 fights????
A special greeting to the nogood bunch of nazi-nerds in Norway
En god nazi er en død nazi, blø
You whanna be a skin? stay S.H.A.R.P!
BootStomp
Hate from
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MacBubba
> Ronan Bryan wrote:
> >
> > It`s not Nigger be politically correct Racialy Challenge is much nicer.
>
> And you are obviously mentally challenged. Learn how to spell and
> punctuate...
Sounds like a joke to me. I laughed.
--
The meek may inherit the earth only if we realize that it is force, not power, which comes out of the barrel of a gun. ----Bill Torres {ULC}
MacBubba
wrote:
>.......
> A skinhead who fights alone is a DEAD skinhead.
Sounds like to me a good enough reason not to fight alone...
Jim Overly
>From: evil Beavis <ste...@scott.net>
>Subject: Re: Abo Joke and Nigger Joke
>Date: Tue, 13 Feb 1996 17:06:57 -0600
>Tuthmosis III wrote:
>>
>> Ronan Bryan <ron...@iol.ie> wrote:
>> > It`s not Nigger be politically correct Racialy Challenge is much nicer.
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> You fool , learn punctuation and how to spell . Racially challenged ,
>> maybe . But it seems that you are mentally challenged and disabled . How
>> old are you , 4 ? Did'nt your daddy teach you better than to use racial
>> epithets ? Why dont you go back and finnish watching WWF wrestling with
>> Paa and cousin/brother duke-boy .
>> Tuthmosis III
>That't "didn't" Tuthmosis...! Besides, you know damn well he can't watch TV
>right - inbreeding often results in severe cases of cross eyed freaks!!
>eB
> If you're going to flame somebody regarding spelling and punctuation, get it
>right fool: did'nt?; finnish?
Rob.McDonald
deb...@azstarnet.com (MacBubba) wrote:
>In article <311F9E...@scott.net>, evil Beavis <ste...@scott.net> wrote:
>
>> >
>> > It`s not Nigger be politically correct Racialy Challenge is much
nicer.
>>
>> punctuate...
>
>
>
>Sounds like a joke to me. I laughed.
>
So did I.
CELTIC 211
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__________________________________________________________
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don't do what ya want and you fade away"- Johnny Rotten
stu...@lib.siu.edu
>Not sure about the lineage of EVH (the real one), but I if someone is
>thinking of a half-japanese guitarist, you might be thinking of
>Jake-E-Lee (Jake Lou Williams ???) who was with Ozzy Ozbourne yonks ago,
>and last I heard was with a band called Badlands.
>
>Sam
>
>
>
Last you heard must have been about ten years ago, because Jake E. Lee
has been dead for about that long.
Ned Kelly
Ronan Bryan (ron...@iol.ie) wrote:
: It`s not Nigger be politically correct Racialy Challenge is much nicer.
Naahh, it's "American of African Aboriginal Descent". That way, the word
abo can be applied to them by Aussies and Aussie wannabes. :) My phrase I
developed is now a GNU product for the human mind, reguardless of colour
of the user's skin.
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evil Beavis (ste...@scott.net) wrote:
: Det skall stavas "Swede" din javla idiot...
Put another Abo on the Barbie, mate!
Bork bork bork!
Ned Kelly
Mark Addinall (addinall@I_should_put_my_domain_in_etc_NNTP_INEWS_DOMAIN) wrote:
: Tuthmosis III (rhd...@email.psu.edu) wrote:
: : Ronan Bryan <ron...@iol.ie> wrote:
: : > It`s not Nigger be politically correct Racialy Challenge is much nicer.
: Obviously a troll from a demented seppo...
Actually, unless it's a forgery, it's a troll from a demented Irishman
who's has had too many schooners of piss.
Ned Kelly
John Griffin (hilb...@aa.net) wrote:
Have you heard of John Howard Griffin, the bloke who bribed a
dermatologist in 1955 to play abo? Read "Black Like Me" and see for
yourself, biracial. Now, what colour mode are you in right now? Are you
at the moment white, black, brown, yellow, or what? As that bloke proves,
colour is potentially user-definable.
MrPink@reservoir
>MrPink@The wrote:
>>EVH ALf Japanese?????? GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!!!! He is dutch!
>>
>>---------------
>>Mr. Pink
>>
<Sam's messeage cut>
>Sam
Hi, fellow newsgroup users. If you think 'GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!!' is a
bit rude in this case (Calling EVH half Japanese, when he is fully
Dutch), you should have seen who uses the name as an alias. Some
racist Arian Nation (or something) dude. And I don't mean racist
because he posts funny blacks jokes I mean the nazi-type racist.
To prove my point that skinheads (not the friendly ska listening
SAR-skins) have more hair than brains I'll quote the guys reply:
>EVH Dutch? go Fuck YOURSELF!! He is from Holland! HOLLAND!!!
Is Holland in Japan? In what country do Dutch peole live? In
Dutchland? I
---------------
Mr. Pink
Danae Lakai
> In article <312119...@scott.net> evil Beavis <ste...@scott.net> writes:
> >From: evil Beavis <ste...@scott.net>
> >Subject: Re: Abo Joke and Nigger Joke
> >Date: Tue, 13 Feb 1996 17:06:57 -0600
>
> >Tuthmosis III wrote:
> >>
> >> Ronan Bryan <ron...@iol.ie> wrote:
> >> > It`s not Nigger be politically correct Racialy Challenge is much nicer.
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >
> >> You fool , learn punctuation and how to spell . Racially challenged ,
> >> maybe . But it seems that you are mentally challenged and disabled . How
> >> old are you , 4 ? Did'nt your daddy teach you better than to use racial
> >> epithets ? Why dont you go back and finnish watching WWF wrestling with
> >> Paa and cousin/brother duke-boy .
> >> Tuthmosis III
>
>
> >That't "didn't" Tuthmosis...! Besides, you know damn well he can't watch TV
> >right - inbreeding often results in severe cases of cross eyed freaks!!
>
> >eB
>
> > If you're going to flame somebody regarding spelling and punctuation,
get it
> >right fool: did'nt?; finnish?
This could go on forever, but isn't there no space before a comma and one
space after it?
My two cents.
Danae.
Kate Workman
>In article <4fqe68$k...@hearst.cac.psu.edu>, Tuthmosis III
><rhd...@email.psu.edu> wrote:
>:Ronan Bryan <ron...@iol.ie> wrote:
>:> It`s not Nigger be politically correct Racialy Challenge is much nicer.
>:>
>:You fool , learn punctuation and how to spell . Racially challenged ,
>:maybe . But it seems that you are mentally challenged and disabled . How
>:old are you , 4 ? Did'nt your daddy teach you better than to use racial
>:epithets ? Why dont you go back and finnish watching WWF wrestling with
>:Paa and cousin/brother duke-boy .
>:Tuthmosis III
>One thing you missed, Tuthy. He's black. You just slurred him, and this
>makes you a racist pig by definition. This word cannot be rubbed away.
>Ever. Those are the rules. Sorry. Even mistakes are permanent in a
>politically correct universe. Have a nice day.
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>The Couch Potato <pot...@stlnet.com> Creature of Wonderful Ideals
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Which word cannot be rubbed away? "Nigger"? Yes, it can. You can start by not using it, then
ensure that your children don't use it. Then you can berate those around you who DO use it.
Eventually everyone with a brain (or even half a brain) will get the message....maybe even you.
One can only hope.
Kate Workman
Yukio Okawa
>Is Holland in Japan? In what country do Dutch peole live? In
>Dutchland? I
Do you really want to know?
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Michael Rohaly
: MrPink@The wrote:
: >EVH ALf Japanese?????? GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!!!! He is dutch!
: >
: >---------------
: >Mr. Pink
: Not sure about the lineage of EVH (the real one), but I if someone is
: thinking of a half-japanese guitarist, you might be thinking of
: Jake-E-Lee (Jake Lou Williams ???) who was with Ozzy Ozbourne yonks ago,
: and last I heard was with a band called Badlands.
: Sam
The guitarist for Half-Japanese is Jad Fair.
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Gary Gambino Sr.
> Date: Mon, 19 FEB 1996 21:31:51 GMT
> From: Kate Workman <gs...@dial.pipex.com>
> Newgroups: aus.jokes, alt.tasteless.jokes, alt.politics.nationalism.white,
> alt.politics.white-power, alt.skinheads, alt.flame, aus.flame,
> alt.flame.niggers, soc.culture.usa, alt.culture.australian
> Subject: Re: Abo Joke and Nigger Joke
>
Kate, sweetheart, put away your PMS for a second and acquaint yourself
with the fact that this is AMERICA, not North Vietnam. Now run along and
hum the 'Barney & Friends' theme song...
Gary Gambino Sr. gdga...@homer.louisville.edu
"You have the right to remain silent. If you give up that right, any-
thing you say can and will be flamed until you are crying for your mama.
You have the right to an attorney, but why bother?"
*** Read _Alley-Oops_ weekly in TOP OF THE KEY ***
Kate Workman
>> Which word cannot be rubbed away? "Nigger"? Yes, it can. You can start by not using it, then
>> ensure that your children don't use it. Then you can berate those around you who DO use it.
>> Eventually everyone with a brain (or even half a brain) will get the message....maybe even you.
>> One can only hope.
>>
>> Kate Workman
>>
>Kate, sweetheart, put away your PMS for a second and acquaint yourself
>with the fact that this is AMERICA, not North Vietnam. Now run along and
>hum the 'Barney & Friends' theme song...
>Gary Gambino Sr. gdga...@homer.louisville.edu
> "You have the right to remain silent. If you give up that right, any-
>thing you say can and will be flamed until you are crying for your mama.
>You have the right to an attorney, but why bother?"
> *** Read _Alley-Oops_ weekly in TOP OF THE KEY ***
"Honey", is there some POINT to your message at all? If you want to remain an
ignoramus, feel free to do so. When you grow up, I look forward to hearing from
you again .....on the off-chance that I live that long.
Apparently you (not me) are familiar with the 'Barney & Friends' theme
song.....care to share it nicely with the group, Gary? Or would you prefer that
I call you "WOP", seeing as "this" isn't North Vietnam?
And incidentally, "this" isn't necessarily America either. "This" could be
virtually anywhere on the planet. You know what a planet is, don't you, Gary?
It's this round thing with......oh, never mind. Some minds were apparently
destined to be wasted.
Kate
Buckshot Jones
writes:
nigger!! whats the problem with that>?
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> MrPink@The wrote:
> >EVH ALf Japanese?????? GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!!!! He is dutch!
> >
> >---------------
> >Mr. Pink
> >
>
>
> Not sure about the lineage of EVH (the real one), but I if someone is
> thinking of a half-japanese guitarist, you might be thinking of
> Jake-E-Lee (Jake Lou Williams ???) who was with Ozzy Ozbourne yonks ago,
> and last I heard was with a band called Badlands.
>
> Sam
>
>
>
>
>
I like Van Halen and all but who really cares what EVH is. Some guy was
too stupid and used a fake name. Can we let this subject go now....
Pretty soon we are going to try to figure out what race Pocohantas was
on the Disney film.
Little Things That Kill
evil Beavis
>
> : Eddie Van Halen is from Holland. I REPEAT- HE IS FROM HOLLAND. That's
> : why I use his name as an alias. If he were japanese, he would NOT be the
> : premiere guitar player in the world, he would perhaps be the premiere koto
> : player. So, I'll say it again, EDDIE VAN HALEN IS FROM HOLLAND. Oh ,and
> : go fuck yourself. I REPEAT, GO FUCK YOURSELF.
>
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> I heard he was from America, the same place millions of black people choose
> to live as you and I do.
>
> You certainly are a big fan of mastubation.
>
> You might be happier in Sweden where Socialism is popular. From you signature
> it looks like that's what you're after. I think America is more of a
> democracy/republic.
>
> Jacob
Are you saying Sweden is not a democracy??!
eB
Caesar
klo...@ix.netcom.com "Buckshot Jones" writes:
> The word NIGGER is my favorite NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER DEad
> nigger!! whats the problem with that>?
>
It just proves what a small and limited vocabulary you have.
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