7 Steve Irwin Jokes (MEA CULPA)

[curmudgeon]

Q: How many croc hunters does it take to capture a sting-ray?
A: Apparently more than one.

Steve Irwin's Australia Zoo is now serving Sting Ray...
It's Expensive, but Steve reckons "It's to die for!"

In a recent interview Steve Irwin was asked what his favourite
British TV programme was. "Thunderbirds", he replied,
"But Stingray will always have a special place in my heart."

Steve Irwin's funeral music has been chosen by his wife -
Crocodile rock, sung by Sting.

Steve should have used more sun block to keep out the harmful rays.

Maybe Steve Irwin should have been wearing his Ray Bans!

How did Steve Irwin die?
He had a heart attacked...

[webm...@lightingstorenj.com]

This visual joke is just raw...

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[Don H]

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# It's easy to make fun of the dead. Any Germaine Greer jokes?

A stingray does wot stingrays do,
They've done it for many long years.
They'll do it to Steves,
Don't care who will grieves.
They'll do it to the Germaine Greers.