ASCII Breasts

Cerberus - The Dog Of Hell

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Apr 7, 2001, 6:44:22 PM4/7/01

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Breasts........
Finally, something other than smiley faces.... :)

(o)(o) perfect breasts

( + )( + ) fake silicone breasts

(*)(*) high nipple breasts

(@)(@) big nipple breasts

oo a cups

{ O }{ O } d cups

(oYo) wonder bra breasts

( ^ )( ^ ) cold breasts

(o)(O) lopsided breasts

(Q)(O) pierced breasts

(p)(p) hanging tassels breasts

\o/\o/ Grandma's breasts

( - )( - ) flat against the shower door breasts

|o||o| android breasts

($)($) Jenny McCarthy's breasts

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ur_droll

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Apr 8, 2001, 3:19:17 AM4/8/01

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"Cerberus - The Dog Of Hell" <cerb...@mystacy.fsnet.co.uk> wrote in message
news:tcv85hc...@corp.supernews.co.uk...
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: Breasts........

: Finally, something other than smiley faces.... :)
:
: (o)(o) perfect breasts
:
: ( + )( + ) fake silicone breasts
:
: (*)(*) high nipple breasts
:
: (@)(@) big nipple breasts
:
: oo a cups
:
: { O }{ O } d cups
:
: (oYo) wonder bra breasts
:
: ( ^ )( ^ ) cold breasts
:
: (o)(O) lopsided breasts
:
: (Q)(O) pierced breasts
:
: (p)(p) hanging tassels breasts
:
:
: \o/\o/ Grandma's breasts
:
: ( - )( - ) flat against the shower door breasts
:
:
: |o||o| android breasts
:
: ($)($) Jenny McCarthy's breasts

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And Kathy's udder breasts,

( ) ( )
( ) ( )
( ) ( )
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Dan Beale

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Apr 8, 2001, 1:48:12 PM4/8/01

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"Cerberus - The Dog Of Hell" <cerb...@mystacy.fsnet.co.uk>
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> Breasts........
> Finally, something other than smiley faces.... :)
>

> (oYo) wonder bra breasts

why are they called wonder bras?
because she takes it off you wonder where her tits went...

Peter Boddy

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Apr 9, 2001, 9:17:49 PM4/9/01

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o o
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/ \ / \

Two men walking abreast...

Mr F-B-I

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Apr 12, 2001, 8:54:45 PM4/12/01

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They remind me of ya momma's breasts....

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The Mad Jesuit

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Apr 15, 2001, 11:59:20 PM4/15/01

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"Cerberus - The Dog Of Hell" <cerb...@mystacy.fsnet.co.uk> wrote in message
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> Breasts........
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> (oYo) wonder bra breasts
>

And Similar to Wonder Bra Breasts...

( o Y o ) Playboy Bunny Breasts

Merv

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Apr 16, 2001, 8:17:23 AM4/16/01

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"The Mad Jesuit" <Mad_J...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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You sure?

I'd of thought they were ...

(O Y O)

Cheers

Merv

Peacemake

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Apr 16, 2001, 9:02:46 AM4/16/01

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In article <npBC6.6846$Wm.8...@news1.busy1.on.home.com>, posted in
aus.jokes, Merv (mcri...@home.com) says...

Did anyone do a mastectomy breast?

(o)x

MAX DESTROYER

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Apr 17, 2001, 3:53:56 AM4/17/01

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x x Bilateral mastectomy

Elo

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Apr 21, 2001, 3:35:36 AM4/21/01

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censored breasts....

(omit)(omit)

Anil Vayper

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Apr 21, 2001, 5:16:55 AM4/21/01

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Elo wrote:

> censored breasts....
> (omit)(omit)

Stop being such a tit....
E.

G Swaine

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Apr 21, 2001, 5:37:37 AM4/21/01

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"Elo" <elo...@hotmail.com> wrote ...
> censored breasts....
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> (omit)(omit)

Nope - they're breasts from MIT (Massachusetts Institute of
Technology) - simply because each has the MIT logo/name next to the
nipple.

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