Mary Had A Little Lamb
UCT Student - BTHDEO003
her father shot it dead
every day to school it goes
btweeen two hunks of bread.
Magic
Mary had a little lamb,
She tied it to a pylon,
Ten thousand volts went up its ass,
And turned its wool to nylon!
....old, but still good IMHO.
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Webb
Rileyesi
>> her father shot it dead
>> every day to school it goes
>> btweeen two hunks of bread.
Mary had a little lamb,
You've heard this one before.
But did you know she passed her plate
And had a little more?
L.B. Bullock
She took it to the swimmimng baths
and threw the poor thing in.
Thomas J Blick
The reason being,
It had a pickaxe in its head
Mary had little lamb,
She took it to her bed,
Then she saw it was a Ram,
and Mary had a little lamb.
Frank Weiner
And everywhere that Mary went
His sooty footy put
Robin D. Bongers
> UCT Student - BTHDEO003 wrote:
Mary had a little lamb
her father shot it dead
every day to school it goes
btweeen two hunks of bread.
Mary had a little lamb,
She tied it to a pylon,
Ten thousand volts went up its ass,
And turned its wool to nylon!
Mary had a little lamb
that piddled on my hat
So I grabbed its little balls
and smashed them with a bat
]:-]
roBIN (en GRoeten van GRoveR)
Joan B. Morris
I often saw her little lamb
but I never saw her bare.
Oldy, but goody, IMHO
Frank Weiner <efr...@prodigy.net> wrote in message
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> Mary had a little lamb
Jeffrey Johnson
its fleece was black and short
i tried to pet it yesterday
next week i go to court
Critter
<Ma...@mattnet.freeserve.co.uk> wrote:
>UCT Student - BTHDEO003 wrote:
>>
>> Mary had a little lamb
>> her father shot it dead
>> every day to school it goes
>> btweeen two hunks of bread.
>
>Mary had a little lamb,
>She tied it to a pylon,
>Ten thousand volts went up its ass,
>And turned its wool to nylon!
>
>....old, but still good IMHO.
Mary had a little skirt
That was slit right up the sides
And every time she crossed her legs,
The boys could see her thighs.
Mary had another skirt
That was slit right up the front...
She didn't wear that one :)
B & D Lynch
everytime it jumped the fence,
a spark flew up it's arsehole!
Magic wrote in message <373F7DED...@mattnet.freeserve.co.uk>...
>UCT Student - BTHDEO003 wrote:
>>
>> Mary had a little lamb
>> her father shot it dead
>> every day to school it goes
>> btweeen two hunks of bread.
>
>Mary had a little lamb,
>She tied it to a pylon,
>Ten thousand volts went up its ass,
>And turned its wool to nylon!
>
>....old, but still good IMHO.
>
>
David Edwards
Mary had a little lamb
But when Old MacDonald had a farm
He couldn't believe his eyes
Skullcrusher
>Mary had a little lamb,
>it's fleece as black as charcoal,
>everytime it jumped the fence,
>a spark flew up it's arsehole!
There was a priest the dirty beast who's name was Alexander,
He had a prick inches thick & he called it Salamandar,
One night he met a Gypsey Queen who's face was black as charcoal
But in the dark he missed the mark & sparks flew out her arsehole.
One misty morn their brat was born who's face was black as charcoal
He had a prick inches thick but he didn't have an arsehole!!!
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Mr. Trent Koswicks
but shot its f###### brains out to stop this crap.
Was she a kiwi?
Critter <cri...@bit-net.com> wrote in message
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> On Mon, 17 May 1999 03:24:45 +0100, Magic
> <Ma...@mattnet.freeserve.co.uk> wrote:
>
> >UCT Student - BTHDEO003 wrote:
> >>
> >> Mary had a little lamb
> >> her father shot it dead
> >> every day to school it goes
> >> btweeen two hunks of bread.
> >
> >Mary had a little lamb,
> >She tied it to a pylon,
> >Ten thousand volts went up its ass,
> >And turned its wool to nylon!
> >
> >....old, but still good IMHO.
>
Arthur Jackson
and it was fond of gruntin'
so she took it down a leafy lane
and kicked its little .........Backside?
Mary had a little lamb
she also had a duck
she put them on the mantlepiece
to see if they would........fall off?
In article <373F7DED...@mattnet.freeserve.co.uk>, Magic <Magic@mat
tnet.freeserve.co.uk> writes
>UCT Student - BTHDEO003 wrote:
>>
>> Mary had a little lamb
>> her father shot it dead
>> every day to school it goes
>> btweeen two hunks of bread.
>
>Mary had a little lamb,
>She tied it to a pylon,
>Ten thousand volts went up its ass,
>And turned its wool to nylon!
>
>....old, but still good IMHO.
>
>
>--
>Magic
--
Arthur Jackson
Steacy
> Mary had a little lamb
> the doctor WAS surprised
> But when Old MacDonald had a farm
> He couldn't believe his eyes
Mary had a little lamb
a little pork, a little ham
Then she passed her plate again
and had a little more.
Christopher E. LaRocque
a little pork, a little ham
and now how sick our Mary is
James Anthony Marino
: Mary had a little lamb
: and the doctor fainted
also,
Mary had a little lamb
The obstetrician went insane
dr_yes
Just imagine what he did when Old McDonald had a farm!
C F S
Mary had a little lamb the doctor was surprised. But when Old MacDonald had
a farm the doctor almost died.
Steacy <ihat...@earthlink.net> wrote in message
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> David Edwards wrote:
>
> > Mary had a little lamb
> > the doctor WAS surprised
> > But when Old MacDonald had a farm
> > He couldn't believe his eyes
>
> Mary had a little lamb
> a little pork, a little ham
Dz2
Old Mcdonnald had a farm and he couldn't believe his eyes
Dr, Yes wrote:
> James Anthony Marino <jma...@yallara.cs.rmit.edu.au> wrote:
>
> >In aus.jokes Webb <wne...@telepath.com> wrote:
> >: Mary had a little lamb
> >: and the doctor fainted
> >
> >
> >also,
> >
> >Mary had a little lamb
Rileyesi
and had a little more?
Bruce Barnfield
She put them on the mantelpiece,
And hoped they wouldn't fall off.
Raptor
Her Daddy shot it dead!
And now she takes the lamb to school,
Between two chunks of bread!
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Gallery Gold Ltd
everywhere that Mary went
that lamb was sure to stink
It followed her to school one day
and shit upon the floor
and Mary had to lick it up
and spit it out the door
Raptor wrote in message ...
Rex
She fed it a stick of dynamite
And blew it all to.....
pieces.
On Wed, 23 Jun 1999 01:59:19 GMT, "Raptor" <bluer...@hotmail.com>
wrote:
hector
cos every time she let it out
the bulldog tried to ...... ..
mary had a little lamb
her father shot the shepherd.
mary had a little lamb
she also had a pussy
i've often seen her little lamb
but i've never seen her pussy.
Rex wrote in message <37715517...@news.ionet.net>...
George Johnson
I was born with a silver spoon in my mouth,
The doctor scolded my mother on her poor choice of IUDs.
Johan van Zyl - JVZ Systems CC
Interesting spelling!
Is that Australian or American?
greetings from Johan van Zyl
Somerset West
South Africa
jo...@jvz.co.za
Clarion 5ee, FM2
Customised Software
Keith Lehman
Johan van Zyl - JVZ Systems CC wrote in message
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>obstitrition?
>Interesting spelling!
>Is that Australian or American?
>
probably American Ghetto....
clar...@ihug.co.nz
<matr...@voyager.net> wrote:
>Mary had a little lamb,
>The obstitrition was quite shocked.
>
>I was born with a silver spoon in my mouth,
>The doctor scolded my mother on her poor choice of IUDs.
>
>
Mary had a little pig,
It wouldn't stop it's gruntin'
She stuck it up on the garden fence
And kicked it's litle cunt in
Narc Narc
Mary had a little lamb
The doctors were surprised
But when Old McDonald had his farm
You should have seen their eyes
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"Better bongs than bombs."
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John Bastian
Mary had a little sheep
And with this sheep, she went to sleep
The sheep turned out to be a ram
So Mary had a little lamb
The Bellman
John Bastian <jo...@chookcs.adelaide.edu.au> wrote in message
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Stolen from Spike Milligan -
Mary had a little lamb
It had a curly tail
And when she went to bed at night
She hung it on a nail
-bellman-
PakiBasher
cos every time she let it out
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Heidi Wessman Kneale [Auntie Dem]
(Johan van Zyl - JVZ Systems CC) sayeth:
>obstitrition?
>Interesting spelling!
>Is that Australian or American?
Neither. It's fenetic.
_____________________
Demma Down Under
what?
Obstetrician?
cruncher
She put them on the mantlepiece
To see if they would.....
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. Fall Off.
harry
cruncher <crun...@iname.com> wrote in article
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> Mary had a little sheep
> She also had a duck
>
> She put them on the mantlepiece
> To see if they would.....
> .
> .mary had a little lamb, she tied it to a pylon
ten thousand voults shot up its arse and sent
the wool to nylon
u...@ftc.gov
Mary had a little lamb,
It hops and hops and hops,
It hopped into the butcher shop,
And ended up as chops...
Mary had a little lamb,
its fleece was white as snow.
Mary passed the buthchers shop,
but the lamb went by too slow.
Mary had a little lamb
given hers to keep
it followed her around until
it died from lack of sleep
Mary had a little lamb
An intellectual nit
It never passed it's first exam
Because it couldn't sit
So Mary had her little lamb
With vegies and mint sauce
"Oh little lamb" she cried
"I'm as hungry as a horse."
Georgy Porgy pudding and pie
Kissed the girls and made them cry
When the boys came out to play
He kissed them too `cause he was gay
Mary had a little lamb
She tied him to the heater
And everytime he turned around
He burned his little peeter!
Mary had a little pig,
she kept it fat and plastered;
and when the price of pork went up,
she shot the little bastard.
Mary had a little lamb,
it vanished one sunny day.
It shuffled off this mortal coil
as chinese takeaway.
Mary had a boyfriend,
A handsome lad was he.
He gave her a lamb for christmas,
And they chopped it up for tea.
Mary had a topless dress,
So sleek, so fine, so airy.
It didn't show the dirty bits,
But oh how it showed Mary.
Mary Had A Little Lamb,
It Had A Touch Of Colic,
She Gave It Brandy Twice A Day,
And Now It's an Alcoholic!!
Mary had a little lamb,
She kept it in a bucket.
And every time the lamb got out,
the bulldog tried to put it back in again.
Mary had a little lamb,
It's fleece was scarlet red.
The reason for this colour scheme
was the pick-axe in it's head.
Mary had a little sheep,
She took to bed with her to sleep.
The sheep turned out to be a ram
And Mary had a little lamb.
Mary had a little lamb,
she also had a bear.
I've often seen her little lamb,
But I've never seen her bear.
Mary had a little lamb,
She also had a duck.
She put them on the rocking chair
To see if they would get along together.
Mary had a little lamb
A little pork, a little jam.
A little toast, a great big roast
An ice cream soda topped with fizz,
And boy, how sick our Mary is.
Hickory, dickory, dock.
The mice ran up the clock.
The clock struck one,
And the rest escaped with minor injuries.
Mary had a little lamb
Her daddy shot it dead
And now it goes to school with her
Between two hunks of bread.
Mary had a little lamb,
She tied it to a pylon.
10,000 volts went up it's ass
and turned its wool to nylon.
Mary had a little lamb,
Its fleece was black as coal.
Every time it farted,
soot came out its hole.
Mary had a little lamb
You've heard this one before.
But did you know she passed her plate
and had a little more?
-- Thom Fitzpatrick
http://www.vintagebus.com
Patrick Fitzthom
u...@ftc.gov wrote:
>
> Here's all I have:
>
> Mary had a little lamb,
> It hops and hops and hops,
> It hopped into the butcher shop,
> And ended up as chops...
Snip...
> -- Thom Fitzpatrick
Some new ones - good
We've got to stop meeting like this, though - too public a place.
Patrick Fitzthom
Marc W. Jackson
harry wrote:
> cruncher <crun...@iname.com> wrote in article
> <FbKr3.1168$Bs.5...@typhoon01.swbell.net>...
> > Mary had a little sheep
Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
All the king horses and all the Kings men
Couldn't put Humpty together again.
>
>
>
>
>
So they went and fucked the Queen!
KiwiDude
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
All the king horses and all the Kings men
Marc W. Jackson <mjac...@mb.sympatico.ca> wrote in message
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Darron Cockram
But when Old Macdonald had a farm
He couldn't believe his eyes
cruncher <crun...@iname.com> wrote in message
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> Mary had a little sheep
> She also had a duck
>
> She put them on the mantlepiece
> To see if they would.....
> .
> .
> .
> .
> .
> .
> .
> .
> . Fall Off.
>
>
Marc W. Jackson
Darron Cockram wrote:
> Mary had a little lamb
> The doctor was surprised
> But when Old Macdonald had a farm
> He couldn't believe his eyes
>
There was an old woman who lived in a shoe
She had so many children....
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
Her cunt fell off!
John Goodwin
Mary had a little lamb, her father shot the shepherd.
JG
Jeremy Carter
And when she took her panties off,
his wooly dick got hard
Mary had a little lamb
and it was always gruntin'
she tied it to a five post gate
and kicked it's little cunt in
Marc W. Jackson <mjac...@mb.sympatico.ca> wrote in message
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>
>
> harry wrote:
>
> > cruncher <crun...@iname.com> wrote in article
> > <FbKr3.1168$Bs.5...@typhoon01.swbell.net>...
> > > Mary had a little sheep
>
Jerry
It would roll upon its back
And Mary'd suck its dick.
Mary had a little lamb
She also had some mutton
She passed her plate and had some more
And soon her lamb was nothin'
Mary had a little lamb
Its fleece was white as snow
It also had a woolly cock
Which Mary liked to blow.
Mary had a little lamb
She taught a little stunt
When ever Mary dropped her drawers
It would lick her cunt.
Keith Lehman
Some pie and then some toast with jam
'cause Mary had an appetite.
--- Keith Lehman
Jerry wrote in message <7pnjlk$l...@newsops.execpc.com>...
>Mary had a little lamb
>She taught a marvelous trick
<snip>
core heater
10,000 volts went up it's arse
and turned it's wool to nylon
hehehe :-)
u...@ftc.gov
: Mary had a little lamb
: she tied it to a pylon,
: 10,000 volts went up it's arse
: and turned it's wool to nylon
Mary had a little lamb,
It hops and hops and hops,
It hopped into the butcher shop,
And ended up as chops...
Mary had a little lamb,
its fleece was white as snow.
Mary passed the buthchers shop,
but the lamb went by too slow.
Mary had a little lamb
given hers to keep
it followed her around until
it died from lack of sleep
Mary had a little lamb
An intellectual nit
It never passed it's first exam
Because it couldn't sit
So Mary had her little lamb
With vegies and mint sauce
"Oh little lamb" she cried
"I'm as hungry as a horse."
Georgy Porgy pudding and pie
Kissed the girls and made them cry
When the boys came out to play
He kissed them too `cause he was gay
Mary had a little lamb
She tied him to the heater
And everytime he turned around
He burned his little peeter!
Mary had a little pig,
she kept it fat and plastered;
and when the price of pork went up,
she shot the little bastard.
Mary had a little lamb,
it vanished one sunny day.
It shuffled off this mortal coil
as chinese takeaway.
Mary had a boyfriend,
A handsome lad was he.
He gave her a lamb for christmas,
And they chopped it up for tea.
Mary had a topless dress,
So sleek, so fine, so airy.
It didn't show the dirty bits,
But oh how it showed Mary.
Mary Had A Little Lamb,
It Had A Touch Of Colic,
She Gave It Brandy Twice A Day,
And Now It's an Alcoholic!!
Mary had a little lamb,
She kept it in a bucket.
And every time the lamb got out,
the bulldog tried to put it back in again.
Mary had a little lamb,
It's fleece was scarlet red.
The reason for this colour scheme
was the pick-axe in it's head.
Mary had a little sheep,
She took to bed with her to sleep.
The sheep turned out to be a ram
And Mary had a little lamb.
Mary had a little lamb,
she also had a bear.
I've often seen her little lamb,
But I've never seen her bear.
Mary had a little lamb,
She also had a duck.
She put them on the rocking chair
To see if they would get along together.
Mary had a little lamb
A little pork, a little jam.
A little toast, a great big roast
An ice cream soda topped with fizz,
And boy, how sick our Mary is.
Hickory, dickory, dock.
The mice ran up the clock.
The clock struck one,
And the rest escaped with minor injuries.
Mary had a little lamb
Her daddy shot it dead
And now it goes to school with her
Between two hunks of bread.
Mary had a little lamb,
She tied it to a pylon.
10,000 volts went up it's ass
and turned its wool to nylon.
Mary had a little lamb,
Its fleece was black as coal.
Every time it farted,
soot came out its hole.
Mary had a little lamb
Daniel Kermode
to give her poor dog a bone,
But when she bent over Rover took over
and gave her a bone of his own.
Jeremy Carter
blew her horse and licked it's feet.
She ate his arse so very nice,
tongued his balls not once, but twice"
Very funny man Andrew "Dice" Clay
Daniel Kermode <q992...@mail.connect.usq.edu.au> wrote in message
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She took it behind the kitchen door and kicked it's
Fuckin cunt in.
>
David Milne
Jeremy Carter wrote:
> "Little Bo Peep, fucked her sheep,
> blew her horse and licked it's feet.
> She ate his arse so very nice,
> tongued his balls not once, but twice"
Very nearly pissed myself laughing...thanks...
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