Boy stood on
Dennis Scoullar
Does anybody know any "The Boy Stood On The Burning Deck" jokes
DS
Martyn Kershaw
Dennis Scoullar wrote:
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> Does anybody know any "The Boy Stood On The Burning Deck" jokes
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> DS
OH BOY! it's been a long, long time.
The boy stood on the burning deck,
When all but he had fled,
Silly sod.
The boy stood on the burning deck,
Selling peas, a penny a peck,
Did he wash 'is dirty neck?
Did 'e 'eck.
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Martyn Kershaw
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Darren McElroy
Dennis Scoullar <sco...@gateway.net.au> wrote in article
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> Does anybody know any "The Boy Stood On The Burning Deck" jokes
The boy stood on the burning deck,
His pockets full of crackers.
One fell down between his legs,
And blew off both his knackers.....
The boy stood on the burning deck,
Picking his nose like mad.
Rolled it in a little ball
And threw it at his dad.
His dad was very wise,
And threw the boy a plum.
When he bent down to pick it up,
He kicked him up the bum..
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Darren McElroy
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Queensland, Australia
Stephen Lane
Dennis Scoullar wrote:
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The Boy Stood on the Burning Deck his pockets full of Crackers
one blew off, two blew off the rest blew off his ............!!
Chris Hickman
In article <5bvcla$k...@opera.iinet.net.au>, sco...@gateway.net.au (Dennis Scoullar) writes:
>Does anybody know any "The Boy Stood On The Burning Deck" jokes
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>DS
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His pockets full of crackers,
One fell down between his legs,
I leave it to your collective imaginations,
Chris H.
David Rowland Hilder
sco...@gateway.net.au (Dennis Scoullar) writes:
>Does anybody know any "The Boy Stood On The Burning Deck" jokes
>DS
I cant remember any myself but if you can get yourself a copy of a
spike milligan book called "a book of bits or a bit of a book" then theres
heaps in there as well as other genius spike milligan humor
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David Hilder dr...@uow.edu.au
Ozzie
>>Does anybody know any "The Boy Stood On The Burning Deck" jokes
Not from Spike Milligan, the following:
The boy stood on the burning deck
his pocket full of crackers
one fell down between his legs
and blew of both his knackers
The boy stood on the burning deck
his feet were full of blisters
the flames came up and burnt his pants
and now he wears his sisters
This one I think was from Spike Milligan !
Steve Osborne
Kuantan, Malaysia.
Simon King
Martyn Kershaw wrote:
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> Dennis Scoullar wrote:
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> > Does anybody know any "The Boy Stood On The Burning Deck" jokes
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> OH BOY! it's been a long, long time.
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With a pocket full of crackers
One fell down his trouser leg
And blew off both his knackers
The boy stood on the burning deck
Playing a game of cricket
The ball went up his trouser leg
And hit his middle wicket
The boy stood on the burning deck
Picking his nose like mad
He rolled it up in little balls
And flicked it at his dad
---Simon K----
The Wog
Chris Hickman wrote:
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> In article <5bvcla$k...@opera.iinet.net.au>, sco...@gateway.net.au (Dennis Scoullar) writes:
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> His pockets full of crackers,
> One fell down between his legs,
> And blew off both his .......
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> I leave it to your collective imaginations,
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> Chris H.
"...sandshoes," in the version I heard.
The Wog
Jim MILNE
The boy stood on the burning deck
rolling it up in little balls
and flicking it at his dad
Dennis Scoullar <sco...@gateway.net.au> wrote in article
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David Ross
The boy stood on the burning deck
He split hit pants right down the back
and had to wear his sisters
I recited that in kindergarden about 45 years ago, and was made to leave
the room! Times have changed
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David
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Graeme Hogan
The boy stood on the burning deck
His feet all covered in blisters
And the other up his sisters
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Cheers,
Hoges.
Don Cureton
>Does anybody know any "The Boy Stood On The Burning Deck" jokes
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>DS
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The boy stood on the burning deck wishing he hadn't been born
His father said he wouldn't have,if the condom hadn't torn.
Don