Old joke
David Bromage
Why did the koala fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead.
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David Bromage |
Monash University, | "I think thinking is
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Clayton, | so important"
Victoria, | - Baldrick
Australia |
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All views express are my own except those which conflict with my
personal opinions.
D.A. Svendsen
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: Why did the koala fall out of the tree?
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: Because it was dead.
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Why did the kangaroo drop dead??
Because the koala fell on it.
Dean Svendsen :ins...@lindblat.cc.monash.edu.au
Fraser Wilson
>David Bromage (br...@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au) wrote:
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>: Why did the koala fall out of the tree?
>:
>: Because it was dead.
>:
>Why did the kangaroo drop dead??
>Because the koala fell on it.
Why did the tree fall down?
Because it was nailed to the koala.
Fraser (who still can't believe he's just posted this).
Mars
>Because it was dead.
David, why did you post this?
Andrew Norman
Q. What is white, and falls from the sky?
A. A fridge.
Q. Why did the koala fall out of the tree?
A. Because the fridge hit it.
Q. What is blue and white, and sits in a tree?
A. A fridge wearing a denim jacket.
(Yes, I know, these are really old, really stupid, but I thought I would put
them in here, as the ones before it were just as dumb!!!)
Andrew Norman.
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Martin Heal
Q: Which one in the following list is the odd one out?
- Fridge
- Dishwasher
- Television
- Woman
A: The Television. Because the other three leak when
they are rooted.
Tony Payne CSD
>David Bromage (br...@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au) wrote:
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>: Why did the koala fall out of the tree?
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>: Because it was dead.
>:
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>Why did the kangaroo drop dead??
>
>Because the koala fell on it.
>
Why did the tree fall over?
Coz it was nailed to the Koala!
Sorry,
Tony
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James Perkins
The joke actually sounds better if you use the word "fucked".
Richard Huynh
>Dean Svendsen :ins...@lindblat.cc.monash.edu.au
Why did the 2nd koala die ?
Because it thought the 1st one was doing bungi jumping.
Why did the 3rd koala die ?
Peer group pressure !!!!!!!
Martin Dougiamas
>David Bromage |
>Monash University, | "I think thinking is
>[2] Done rm -rt ~
>Clayton, | so important"
>Victoria, | - Baldrick
>Australia |
Ha!... loved the background job termination notice, Dave..
you sure got me a beauty!
Martin
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David Bromage
>br...@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au (David Bromage) has in his signature:
>>David Bromage |
>>Monash University, | "I think thinking is
>>[2] Done rm -rt ~
>>Clayton, | so important"
>>Victoria, | - Baldrick
>>Australia |
>Ha!... loved the background job termination notice, Dave..
>you sure got me a beauty!
>Martin
At last somebody saw it! Did you really panic?
David B.