KRudd's latest brilliant idea. The dog with two arseholes.
Dr. Sir John Howard, AC, WSCMoF
said "Guys, I have a great idea! We are all going to go all out to win over the
country voters".
"Good idea Dear Leader, how will we go about it"? said Julia.
"Well", said KRudd, "we'll get ourselves one of those DrizaBone coats, some RM
Williams boots, a stick and an Akubra hat. Then we'll really look the part.
We'll go to a typical old outback country pub, we'll show we really enjoy the bush".
"Right" said Swann.
Days later, all kitted out, they set off from Canberra in a westerly direction.
Eventually they arrived at just the place they were looking for and found a
typical outback pub. They walked in and went up to the bar.
"G'day mate", said KRudd to the bartender, "three middies of your best beer".
"Good afternoon Dear Leader", said the bartender, "three middies of our best
coming up".
Gizzard, Swann and KRudd stood leaning on the bar drinking their beer and
chatting, nodding now and again to whomever came into the bar for a drink.
All of a sudden, the door from the adjacent bar opened and in came a grizzled
old stockman, complete with stock whip. He walked up to Gizzard, lifted her
skirt with the whip and looked underneath, shrugged his shoulders and walked
back to the other bar.
A few moments later in came another old stockman with his whip. He walked up to
Gizzard and lifted her skirt, looked underneath, scratched his head and went
back to the other bar.
Over the course of the next hour or so another four or five stockmen came in and
lifted Gizzard's skirt and went away looking puzzled.
Eventually, KRudd, Swann and Gizzard could stand it no longer and called the
barman over.
"Tell me" said KRudd, "why did all those old stockmen come in and look under
Julia's skirt like that? Is it an old outback custom?"
"Strewth no Dear Leader", said the barman. "Someone told 'em there was a dog in
the bar with two arseholes".
--
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ipvdBnU8F8
- KRudd at his finest.
"The Labour Party is corrupt beyond redemption!"
- Labour hasbeen Mark Latham in a moment of honest clarity.
"This is the recession we had to have!"
- Paul Keating explaining why he gave Australia another Labour recession.
"Silly old bugger!"
- Well known ACTU pisspot and sometime Labour prime minister Bob Hawke
responding to a pensioner who dared ask for more.
"By 1990, no child will live in poverty"
- Bob Hawke again, desperate to win another election.
"A billion trees ..."
- Borke, pissed as a newt again.
"Well may we say 'God save the Queen' because nothing will save the governor
general!"
- Egotistical shithead and pompous fuckwit E.G. Whitlam whining about his
appointee for Governor General John Kerr.
"SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU DUMB CUNT!"
- FlangesBum on learning the truth about Labour's economic capabilities.
"I don't care what you fuckers think!"
- KRudd the KRude at his finest again.
"We'll just change it all when we get in."
- Garrett the carrott
Don H
message news:03041bc9$0$1361$c3e...@news.astraweb.com...
# Apart from being gratuitously offensive, your joke has little going for
it. However, what animal has, presumably, NO arsehole?
Why, the Pushmi-pullyu; that weird beast of Doctor Dolittle fame.
(Does it apply to Push-Pull factors of Refugees? Probably not.)
==================================
The Pushmi-pullyu has two heads,
Both Fore and Aft, to eat.
Which leaves us with (the Middle?) Riddle:
How does the Beast excrete?
===================================
dechucka
good joke when I heard it 30 years ago. Like your namesake you are a boring
old fart with no new ideas
Dr. Sir John Howard, AC, WSCMoF
Speaking of no new ideas, deadfucka, when will you post one? You're a lot like
KRudd. No ideas of your own. Always swiping policy from elsewhere.
dechucka
> dechucka wrote:
>> snip
>>
>> good joke when I heard it 30 years ago. Like your namesake you are a
>> boring old fart with no new ideas
>
> Speaking of no new ideas, deadfucka, when will you post one? You're a lot
> like KRudd. No ideas of your own. Always swiping policy from elsewhere.
Seems to be working
Dr. Sir John Howard, AC, WSCMoF
>
> Seems to be working
How does a dog with two arseholes work, deadfucka?
dechucka
> dechucka wrote:
>>
>> Seems to be working
>
> How does a dog with two arseholes work, deadfucka?
What has this got to do with the current Australian situation or are you
referring to your unoriginal 30 year old joke?
Dr. Sir John Howard, AC, WSCMoF
Read the subject of this thread again, deadfucka.
dechucka
> dechucka wrote:
>>
>> "Dr. Sir John Howard, AC, WSCMoF" <""noujwas\"@yahoo.com ."> wrote in
>> message news:03077e5d$0$1284$c3e...@news.astraweb.com...
>>> dechucka wrote:
>>>>
>>>> Seems to be working
>>>
>>> How does a dog with two arseholes work, deadfucka?
>>
>> What has this got to do with the current Australian situation or are you
>> referring to your unoriginal 30 year old joke?
>
> Read the subject of this thread again, deadfucka.
Sorry this thread is about some 30 year old joke, very unoriginal
Dr. Sir John Howard, AC, WSCMoF
>
> "Dr. Sir John Howard, AC, WSCMoF" <""noujwas\"@yahoo.com ."> wrote in
> message news:00814399$0$26943$c3e...@news.astraweb.com...
>> dechucka wrote:
>>>
>>> "Dr. Sir John Howard, AC, WSCMoF" <""noujwas\"@yahoo.com ."> wrote in
>>> message news:03077e5d$0$1284$c3e...@news.astraweb.com...
>>>> dechucka wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>> Seems to be working
>>>>
>>>> How does a dog with two arseholes work, deadfucka?
>>>
>>> What has this got to do with the current Australian situation or are
>>> you referring to your unoriginal 30 year old joke?
>>
>> Read the subject of this thread again, deadfucka.
>
> Sorry this thread is about some 30 year old joke, very unoriginal
Just like you then.
dechucka
> dechucka wrote:
>>
>> "Dr. Sir John Howard, AC, WSCMoF" <""noujwas\"@yahoo.com ."> wrote in
>> message news:00814399$0$26943$c3e...@news.astraweb.com...
>>> dechucka wrote:
>>>>
>>>> "Dr. Sir John Howard, AC, WSCMoF" <""noujwas\"@yahoo.com ."> wrote in
>>>> message news:03077e5d$0$1284$c3e...@news.astraweb.com...
>>>>> dechucka wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Seems to be working
>>>>>
>>>>> How does a dog with two arseholes work, deadfucka?
>>>>
>>>> What has this got to do with the current Australian situation or are
>>>> you referring to your unoriginal 30 year old joke?
>>>
>>> Read the subject of this thread again, deadfucka.
>>
>> Sorry this thread is about some 30 year old joke, very unoriginal
>
> Just like you then.
Wrong again
Dr. Sir John Howard, AC, WSCMoF
>
> "Dr. Sir John Howard, AC, WSCMoF" <""noujwas\"@yahoo.com ."> wrote in
> message news:0308a7aa$0$1291$c3e...@news.astraweb.com...
>> dechucka wrote:
>>>
>>> "Dr. Sir John Howard, AC, WSCMoF" <""noujwas\"@yahoo.com ."> wrote in
>>> message news:00814399$0$26943$c3e...@news.astraweb.com...
>>>> dechucka wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>> "Dr. Sir John Howard, AC, WSCMoF" <""noujwas\"@yahoo.com ."> wrote
>>>>> in message news:03077e5d$0$1284$c3e...@news.astraweb.com...
>>>>>> dechucka wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Seems to be working
>>>>>>
>>>>>> How does a dog with two arseholes work, deadfucka?
>>>>>
>>>>> What has this got to do with the current Australian situation or
>>>>> are you referring to your unoriginal 30 year old joke?
>>>>
>>>> Read the subject of this thread again, deadfucka.
>>>
>>> Sorry this thread is about some 30 year old joke, very unoriginal
>>
>> Just like you then.
>
> Wrong again
Yes, you are. But thanks for trying.
dechucka
> dechucka wrote:
>>
>> "Dr. Sir John Howard, AC, WSCMoF" <""noujwas\"@yahoo.com ."> wrote in
>> message news:0308a7aa$0$1291$c3e...@news.astraweb.com...
>>> dechucka wrote:
>>>>
>>>> "Dr. Sir John Howard, AC, WSCMoF" <""noujwas\"@yahoo.com ."> wrote in
>>>> message news:00814399$0$26943$c3e...@news.astraweb.com...
>>>>> dechucka wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "Dr. Sir John Howard, AC, WSCMoF" <""noujwas\"@yahoo.com ."> wrote in
>>>>>> message news:03077e5d$0$1284$c3e...@news.astraweb.com...
>>>>>>> dechucka wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Seems to be working
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> How does a dog with two arseholes work, deadfucka?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> What has this got to do with the current Australian situation or are
>>>>>> you referring to your unoriginal 30 year old joke?
>>>>>
>>>>> Read the subject of this thread again, deadfucka.
>>>>
>>>> Sorry this thread is about some 30 year old joke, very unoriginal
>>>
>>> Just like you then.
>>
>> Wrong again
>
> Yes, you are. But thanks for trying.
WOW what an unwitty and uninteresting response. Hey just like your OP.
Now run away and play with your blow up John Howard and Turnball dolls.
Dr. Sir John Howard, AC, WSCMoF
>
> "Dr. Sir John Howard, AC, WSCMoF" <""noujwas\"@yahoo.com ."> wrote in
> message news:0308d4fb$0$1340$c3e...@news.astraweb.com...
>> dechucka wrote:
>>>
>>> "Dr. Sir John Howard, AC, WSCMoF" <""noujwas\"@yahoo.com ."> wrote in
>>> message news:0308a7aa$0$1291$c3e...@news.astraweb.com...
>>>> dechucka wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>> "Dr. Sir John Howard, AC, WSCMoF" <""noujwas\"@yahoo.com ."> wrote
>>>>> in message news:00814399$0$26943$c3e...@news.astraweb.com...
>>>>>> dechucka wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> "Dr. Sir John Howard, AC, WSCMoF" <""noujwas\"@yahoo.com .">
>>>>>>> wrote in message news:03077e5d$0$1284$c3e...@news.astraweb.com...
>>>>>>>> dechucka wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Seems to be working
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> How does a dog with two arseholes work, deadfucka?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> What has this got to do with the current Australian situation or
>>>>>>> are you referring to your unoriginal 30 year old joke?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Read the subject of this thread again, deadfucka.
>>>>>
>>>>> Sorry this thread is about some 30 year old joke, very unoriginal
>>>>
>>>> Just like you then.
>>>
>>> Wrong again
>>
>> Yes, you are. But thanks for trying.
>
> WOW what an unwitty and uninteresting response. Hey just like your OP.
>
> Now run away and play with your blow up John Howard and Turnball dolls.
Does that imply that you have KRudd doll that you love blowing up, deadfucka?
dechucka
snip
>>
>> Now run away and play with your blow up John Howard and Turnball dolls.
>
> Does that imply that you have KRudd doll that you love blowing up,
> deadfucka?
NO it doesn't, you seem to have comprehension and logic problems (among all
the other problems you have)
Dr. Sir John Howard, AC, WSCMoF
Is that the very best you can do, deadfucka? Or will you develop a wit at some
point?
dechucka
> dechucka wrote:
>>
>> snip
>>>>
>>>> Now run away and play with your blow up John Howard and Turnball dolls.
>>>
>>> Does that imply that you have KRudd doll that you love blowing up,
>>> deadfucka?
>>
>> NO it doesn't, you seem to have comprehension and logic problems (among
>> all the other problems you have)
>
> Is that the very best you can do, deadfucka? Or will you develop a wit at
> some point?
Good enough to show you up for what you are. Not to hard a 2 year old could
Dr. Sir John Howard, AC, WSCMoF
I figured you'd be interested in 2 year olds. Good enough for you, are they?
dechucka
> dechucka wrote:
>>
>> "Dr. Sir John Howard, AC, WSCMoF" <""noujwas\"@yahoo.com ."> wrote in
>> message news:0308eba7$0$1309$c3e...@news.astraweb.com...
>>> dechucka wrote:
>>>>
>>>> snip
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Now run away and play with your blow up John Howard and Turnball
>>>>>> dolls.
>>>>>
>>>>> Does that imply that you have KRudd doll that you love blowing up,
>>>>> deadfucka?
>>>>
>>>> NO it doesn't, you seem to have comprehension and logic problems (among
>>>> all the other problems you have)
>>>
>>> Is that the very best you can do, deadfucka? Or will you develop a wit
>>> at some point?
>>
>> Good enough to show you up for what you are. Not to hard a 2 year old
>> could
>
> I figured you'd be interested in 2 year olds. Good enough for you, are
> they?
Don't project your sexual perversities onto me
Dr. Sir John Howard, AC, WSCMoF
>
> "Dr. Sir John Howard, AC, WSCMoF" <""noujwas\"@yahoo.com ."> wrote in
> message news:030934c2$0$1361$c3e...@news.astraweb.com...
>> dechucka wrote:
>>>
>>> "Dr. Sir John Howard, AC, WSCMoF" <""noujwas\"@yahoo.com ."> wrote in
>>> message news:0308eba7$0$1309$c3e...@news.astraweb.com...
>>>> dechucka wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>> snip
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Now run away and play with your blow up John Howard and Turnball
>>>>>>> dolls.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Does that imply that you have KRudd doll that you love blowing up,
>>>>>> deadfucka?
>>>>>
>>>>> NO it doesn't, you seem to have comprehension and logic problems
>>>>> (among all the other problems you have)
>>>>
>>>> Is that the very best you can do, deadfucka? Or will you develop a
>>>> wit at some point?
>>>
>>> Good enough to show you up for what you are. Not to hard a 2 year old
>>> could
>>
>> I figured you'd be interested in 2 year olds. Good enough for you, are
>> they?
>
> Don't project your sexual perversities onto me
Your obsession with your sexual perversities noted, deadfucka.
dechucka
>> Don't project your sexual perversities onto me
>
> Your obsession with your sexual perversities noted, deadfucka.
Not mine, you seem to have comprehension and logic problems (among all the
other problems you have)
Dr. Sir John Howard, AC, WSCMoF
Speaking of which, deadfucka, you recently wrote "Not to hard a 2 year old could ".