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Australian Bridge conspiracy uncovered.

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David Appleton

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Jun 25, 1998, 3:00:00 AM6/25/98
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Having just read the latest AB I am well placed to reveal the biggest
conspiracy in Australian bridge yet:

Ted Chadwick (TC) IS Tim Burke (TB).

The evidence is as follows:

1) Look at the pictures in AB, tell me it isn't so.

2) A scientific analysis of their glasses shows that not only are they
the same frames but the same prescription.

3) No-one (alive) has ever sat through an entire one on one dinner
discussion with either.

4) Their diametrically opposed style of writing is typically symptomatic
of split personality disorder.

5) TC's accent must be fake. Who would really talk like that?

6) They have never partnered each other, nor been seen in the same
play-off at the same time.

As punishment for this, Tim/Ted should be sentenced to a lifetime as
proof reading editor for George Cuppaige's system articles.

your reporter not anywhere near the spot,
david appleton


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