:> >
:> >Sprog wrote in message <6vbhf2$kfs$0...@dosa.alt.net>...
:> ><SNIP>
:> >>>
:> >>I have a fucking huge IQ well above anything youve got cunt. So just
:> >fucking
:> >>watch it before I get medievel on yer ass.
:> >
:> >In mediaeval times they would use a destrier, not an ass, as to go into
:> >battle on an ass would make you look stupid.
:> >
:> >It's funny how 'US' and 'ass' both sound like 'arse' isn't it?
:> >
:> >
Is that anything like "Arsetralia" ? Thought so, luser.
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Nah, see what happens when you have an education system that couldn't even
train monkeys?
It's "OzTralia". So you learn something new every day, don't you? Not hard
when you know nothing to start off with though.
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Iron Parrot JIIISM runs squeeling like a little piglet about to be
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article:
Path: news.alt.net!usenet
From: squ...@psittacus.net ("Iron Parrot" JIIIM)
Newsgroups: alt.flame,alt.flamenet,alt.fan.karl-
malden.nose,aus.flame,alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,alt.evil
Subject: Re: FLAMENET is BACK MAKING PEOPLE LAUGH THEIR ASSES OFF ALL
ACROSS USENET - flamenet.wav (1/1)
Date: Thu, 01 Oct 1998 22:42:25 GMT
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In alt.fan.karl-malden.nose, sp...@flame.net (Sprog) wrote:
>In article <36134514...@news.alt.net>, squ...@psittacus.net jerked
>off...
>
>>Excuse me, dumbshit. Could you please tell me where I said anything
>>about your being boring?
>>
>Prepare to bow to the greatness of FlAMENET 2000. If you show contrishon
you
>will be spared a savage beating.
>
>>Here's a general tip for you, idiot. Read and COMPREHEND the
>>goddamned article before you reply to it.
>>
>Something you need do to otherwiuse you won't understand how close your are
>coming to being roasted.
>
>>Listen, I know that it's so much easier for you to whimper and moan than
>>it is for you to actually come up with something <*GASP*> witty, but
>>*please* try.
>>
>Bet you I can do better than you.
>
>Q: Why did the pervert cross the road?
>A: Becuase his dick was stuck in the chicken.
>
>Now FOAD you useless cunt.
Don't waste my time, 'bot.
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:> >
:> >Bernie Spleef wrote in message <36215036....@enews.newsguy.com>...
:> >>On Tue, 6 Oct 1998 10:32:28 +1000, "Ferg" <fergu...@hotmail.com>
:> >>scrawled:
:> >>
:> >>:> >
:> >>:> >Sprog wrote in message <6vbhf2$kfs$0...@dosa.alt.net>...
:> >>:> ><SNIP>
:> >>:> >>>
:> >>:> >>I have a fucking huge IQ well above anything youve got cunt. So just
:> >>:> >fucking
:> >>:> >>watch it before I get medievel on yer ass.
:> >>:> >
:> >>:> >In mediaeval times they would use a destrier, not an ass, as to go into
:> >>:> >battle on an ass would make you look stupid.
:> >>:> >
:> >>:> >It's funny how 'US' and 'ass' both sound like 'arse' isn't it?
:> >>:> >
:> >>:> >
:> >>
:> >>Is that anything like "Arsetralia" ? Thought so, luser.
:> >
:> >Nah, see what happens when you have an education system that couldn't even
:> >train monkeys?
We don't use the "Arsetralian" maodel for our system, splinterdick.
:> >
:> >It's "OzTralia". So you learn something new every day, don't you? Not hard
:> >when you know nothing to start off with though.
Keep telling yerslf that. It might become true. But I doubt it.
:> >>
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:> >> %%
:> >>Ferg bragging about his masturbation skills in %%
:> >><6vcfaf$q1m$1...@bomb.dynamite.com.au> %%
:> >> %%
:> >>"One hand? Some of us need both hands. I suppose you %%
:> >>are all lame weeners though, aren't you?" %%
:> >> %%
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:> >>
:> >
You musta liked my .sig since you left it in. Dont biother thanking
me.
>>>:> >
>>>:> >It's funny how 'US' and 'ass' both sound like 'arse' isn't it?
>>>:> >
>>>:> >
>>>
>>>Is that anything like "Arsetralia" ? Thought so, luser.
>>
>>Nah, see what happens when you have an education system that couldn't even
>>train monkeys?
>>
>>It's "OzTralia". So you learn something new every day, don't you? Not hard
>>when you know nothing to start off with though.
>>
>You should know drunkard. Oppressed any aboriginal people lately you
fascist
>rascist.
Nope. How about yourself? Or have you been kidnapping negroes again and
making them pick cotton for you? As long as you don't take your grandad's
rifle to school when the holidays are over............
>
>Keep telling yerslf that. It might become true. But I doubt it.
>
Who TF is "yerslf"? Wasn't that one of Joseph of Arimethea's cousins? Pretty
dumb name, I bet there are more americans called "yerslf" than australians.
:> >
:> >Bernie Spleef wrote in message <361f8912...@enews.newsguy.com>...
:> >
Jeezus hop-scotching Christ in a pair of patent leather maryjanes ! A
spel layme from Arsetralia's premier wanker. Could you possibly get
any lamer ?
Sheesh.
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>As long as you don't take your grandad's rifle to school when the
>holidays are over............
>
Age lamer. Is that the best you can do you sweaty australian drunkard.
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Well, the ones that were "kidnapped" didn't have to pick cotton and went on
to get decent jobs so they don't have to live in burnt-out cars in the bush
like the ones that weren't "kidnapped"..
>
>>As long as you don't take your grandad's rifle to school when the holidays
>>are over............
>
>Is that what happened in Port Arthur?
Bryant was watching american movies and pretending to be american. Bad idea,
eh, red-ear?
Ah, that was a spelling mistake! It's hard to tell the difference between
spelling errors and deliberate gibberish where you yanks are concerned.
oogle, dog-doodle.
:> >
:> >Bernie Spleef wrote in message <361cf2e8....@enews.newsguy.com>...
:> >>On Thu, 8 Oct 1998 14:30:01 +1000, "Ferg" <fergu...@hotmail.com>
:> >>scrawled:
:> >>
:> >>:> >
:> >>:> >Bernie Spleef wrote in message <361f8912...@enews.newsguy.com>...
:> >>:> >>On Wed, 7 Oct 1998 09:44:56 +1000, "Ferg" <fergu...@hotmail.com>
:> >>:> >>scrawled:
:> >>:> >
:> >>:> >>
:> >>:> >>Keep telling yerslf that. It might become true. But I doubt it.
:> >>:> >>
:> >>:> >
:> >>:> >Who TF is "yerslf"? Wasn't that one of Joseph of Arimethea's cousins?
:> >Pretty
:> >>:> >dumb name, I bet there are more americans called "yerslf" than
:> >australians.
:> >>:> >
:> >>
:> >>Jeezus hop-scotching Christ in a pair of patent leather maryjanes ! A
:> >>spel layme from Arsetralia's premier wanker. Could you possibly get
:> >>any lamer ?
:> >
:> >Ah, that was a spelling mistake! It's hard to tell the difference between
:> >spelling errors and deliberate gibberish where you yanks are concerned.
I reckon it's hard for you to tell the difference between a water
fountain and a urinal, but that's not uncommon for an Arsetralian, eh
wankstain ?
A "water fountain"? How quaint! Do you call it that because you also have
"shit fountains"?
:> >
:> >Bernie Spleef wrote in message <361e34f5....@enews.newsguy.com>...
*SWOOSH*
Ya know Fergie, you're not really very good at this.