or, alternatively, i could beat my head against a concrete abutment for
half an hour and get pretty much the same experience.
--
"The funny thing is... in any other circumstance, you might have had a
point there. Except my boss is a woman... I was a chick in the
forties... I hate EVERYONE EQUALLY... and there's NO-ONE ALIVE who could
comprehend MY SEXUAL PREFERENCE... so, in other words, Miss Van
Winkle... ch-ch-CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE!"
- Alucard, "Hellsing Ultimate Abridged", episode 4