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Obituary - ----- Rod Speed

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Ned Kelly

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Apr 9, 2017, 10:40:04 AM4/9/17
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It is witth much sadness that I have to inform you the passing of usenet
permanent resident, legendary arsemunch alcoholic Rod Speed.
He passed away this morning by choking himself accidentally with a home brew
stubby.
I've been told he is with God now and he has been getting belted for his
four decades of bad behaviour.
God took off his waist belt and asked Rod to stand up against a wall and
belted his arse repeatedly for 30 days in after life time.
After the trial with God, he is expected to spend trillion years with the
guy with two horns while doing extreme hard labour inside a 1000 celsius
furnace.
There won't be any revelations of Rod Speed after he get out of that place

Rod Speed will be dearly missed.
RINP initially old bloke. Then RIP.
Amein. :)



Benderthe.evilrobot

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Apr 10, 2017, 4:02:55 PM4/10/17
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"Ned Kelly" <N.K...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> It is witth much sadness that I have to inform you the passing of usenet
> permanent resident, legendary arsemunch alcoholic Rod Speed.
> He passed away this morning by choking himself accidentally with a home
> brew
> stubby.

You're as bad as him, keep raising our hopes like that.................


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Asker

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Apr 12, 2017, 9:39:04 AM4/12/17
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"Benderthe.evilrobot" <Benderthe...@virginmedia.com> wrote in message
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> "Ned Kelly" <N.K...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:ocdgua$5bs$1...@dont-email.me...
>> It is witth much sadness that I have to inform you the passing of usenet
>> permanent resident, legendary arsemunch alcoholic Rod Speed.
>> He passed away this morning by choking himself accidentally with a home
>> brew
>> stubby.
>
> You're as bad as him, keep raising our hopes like that.................

It's a hope perpetuated by a guy who's already dead. :)



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Benderthe.evilrobot

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Apr 12, 2017, 3:04:42 PM4/12/17
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>> "Ned Kelly" <N.K...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>> news:ocdgua$5bs$1...@dont-email.me...
>>> It is witth much sadness that I have to inform you the passing of usenet
>>> permanent resident, legendary arsemunch alcoholic Rod Speed.
>>> He passed away this morning by choking himself accidentally with a home
>>> brew
>>> stubby.
>>
>> You're as bad as him, keep raising our hopes like that.................
>
> It's a hope perpetuated by a guy who's already dead. :)

Isn't he the one who wore a giant baked bean tin on his head?


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Sylvia Else

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May 12, 2019, 1:19:45 AM5/12/19
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I'm sure I once found Australian legislation that made it an offence
knowingly to publish a false statement about someone's death. Damned if
I can find it again, though.

Sylvia.

#BoycottEurovision2019

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May 14, 2019, 10:58:21 PM5/14/19
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At least he died doing what he loved!



Sandgroper

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May 15, 2019, 1:21:05 AM5/15/19
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On 15-May-19 10:58 AM, #BoycottEurovision2019 wrote:

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> At least he died doing what he loved!

Yeah , being an automated RodBot that was grumpy and salty.

:)

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