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Richard SALIB

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Oct 6, 2000, 2:48:48 AM10/6/00
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Saw a '91 GTR in Melbourne yesterday, and someone decided to key "FAR-Q"
in big letters on the bonnet (They even underlined it).

Unless this is some sort of new ricer fashion statement, some tightarse
decided to destroy the cars bonnet.

Do all you guys (and girls) with unique cars worry like hell when parking
it, or do you say have a second shitbox for shopping etc?

Rich.

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Jeremy, Kathy & Clan

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Richard SALIB <rs...@ecr.mu.oz.au> wrote in message
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> Saw a '91 GTR in Melbourne yesterday, and someone decided to key "FAR-Q"
> in big letters on the bonnet (They even underlined it).
>

Sadly, you can get this with any newer car.

His worship, Herr Hilliard may wish to sentence the offender for justice.

Regards,
Jeremy.

THE_OFFSPRING

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Oct 6, 2000, 3:00:00 AM10/6/00
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Because they are Fuck'n dickheads.

Thanks
THE_OFFSPRING


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Mark

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Oct 6, 2000, 10:51:24 AM10/6/00
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I think the reason why people do these acts, is basically because they are
losers getting their money coutesy of Centrelink, who will never even be
able to afford a new Hyundai, so they resent people owning half descent
things.

I my self have two cars and old beat up camira as my get around vehicle, and
my weekend special.

Would like to catch someone in the act of keying a car though, club lock
accross the skull sounds like a good idea!!

Mark

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> Richard SALIB <rs...@ecr.mu.oz.au> wrote in message
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> > Saw a '91 GTR in Melbourne yesterday, and someone decided to key "FAR-Q"
> > in big letters on the bonnet (They even underlined it).
> >
>

George B

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Oct 6, 2000, 10:46:01 AM10/6/00
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i once caught a guy keying my car
walked past pretending it wasnt my car
then came from behind and belted the living daylights out of him...
called the cops, ended up getting in more trouble for belting him than he
did for destroying my property
go figure

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Scott Lang

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Oct 6, 2000, 7:06:14 PM10/6/00
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Hi
I NEVER take my car to shopping centres or carparks or basically leave it
anywhere I cant see it, It sounds paranoid but my car was keyed 4 days after
I got it back on the road after a complete rebuild. The only panels they
didnt get were the sill panels.

I think it comes down to jealousy.
You have what they want but coz they are deadshits with no money or
motivation living off welfare they dont have a hope in hell of getting it,
so they destroy yours instead. After I had saved for 2 years to afford to do
the car up it was really sad.


Scott


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Mark

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Oct 6, 2000, 8:36:25 PM10/6/00
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Yeah George a mate of mine did something similar, he actually broke one of
the guys hands by opening the car door and slamming it on the vandal, then
broke his nose, he then took the vandal to the police station, they
immediately got medical attention for the vandal and charged my mate with
assault.

Moral of the story beat them and leave em in the gutter to think about what
they have done.

Out of curiosity if you did call the police didnt assault the guy, what kind
of punishment would be dealt out by the law for car vandals?


Mark
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Holdenman

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Oct 7, 2000, 1:14:26 AM10/7/00
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<snip>

>
> Out of curiosity if you did call the police didnt assault the guy,
what kind
> of punishment would be dealt out by the law for car vandals?
>
Probably be done for criminal damage. Get a fine (or get away with it)
unless they had done it and been caught heaps, then they might go to
jail. If you want any money out of it to pay for repairs to the damage
you would have to take them to court seperately from the criminal
damage case and that would take ages, probably cost a bit if you were
to get any legal help (they would probably get legal aid) and after all
that you might not even get enough to fix what they done.
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George B

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Oct 7, 2000, 3:00:00 AM10/7/00
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oh thats bullshit
im glad i kicked the guys ass
at least i got some self satisfaction :)
i almost got to the point of using my club lock on the bastard...
but still belting the shit out of a guy in a westfields car park was quite a
spectical

fuck am i lucky my sisters a solicitor :)

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George B

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Oct 7, 2000, 3:00:00 AM10/7/00
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same thing happened to my mate

he's got a 89 crx
he saved and saved until he could afford a respray
finally saved up 5500 and got the car completely redone in audi gold
two weeks later, some cunt keys the whole side...

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Travis Morien

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Oct 7, 2000, 3:00:00 AM10/7/00
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Holdenman <holden...@my-deja.com> wrote:
: <snip>

I have a happy story on this one.

Some jerk decided to smash a window in my MR2, and attacked the paint
with a screwdriver. I saw the damage later, but didn't think it was worth
much to report it, as the chances of finding the vandal were zilch...

But... a security guard caught him in the act, he was sent to the police
and charged. A week later a policeman called me and asked was I the
owner of this vehical, they caught some guy doing the damage. Anyway,
they got me to send in the crash repair estimate, a few weeks later I got
a cheque in the mail for the full amount.

Unfortunately the repair was not done well, which is upsetting... the
molding has funny crack markings all over it and the tint doesn't match.
But at least they made him pay the full $600 or so. I had to shop around
a bit to find a quote that expensive you know...

Travis

Dion Mikkelsen

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Oct 7, 2000, 3:00:00 AM10/7/00
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On 6 Oct 2000 06:48:48 GMT, rs...@ecr.mu.oz.au (Richard SALIB) wrote,
after nibbling Nobby's nuts for some time:

>Saw a '91 GTR in Melbourne yesterday, and someone decided to key "FAR-Q"
>in big letters on the bonnet (They even underlined it).
>
>Unless this is some sort of new ricer fashion statement, some tightarse
>decided to destroy the cars bonnet.

Saw a 300ZX with something similar keyed on the bonnet at Carindale
Shopping Centre here in Brisbane. Very sad. Can't understand why
people do it ...

>Do all you guys (and girls) with unique cars worry like hell when parking
>it, or do you say have a second shitbox for shopping etc?

I reckon it would drive me nuts worrying. You couldn't leave it
anywhere for any significant period of time :-(

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Ruley

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Mark wrote in message <39dd...@nexus.comcen.com.au>...

>I think the reason why people do these acts, is basically because they are
>losers getting their money coutesy of Centrelink, who will never even be
>able to afford a new Hyundai, so they resent people owning half descent
>things.

Yeah, they're my customers (sigh)... at least I don't deal with them in
person.... that's the beauty of IT.

Graham Regan

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Oct 8, 2000, 8:29:45 PM10/8/00
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had my car keyed less than a week after spraying it.

was not impressed in the slightest, like who gets off on doing that??

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> Mark wrote in message <39dd...@nexus.comcen.com.au>...

> >I think the reason why people do these acts, is basically because they
are
> >losers getting their money coutesy of Centrelink, who will never even be
> >able to afford a new Hyundai, so they resent people owning half descent
> >things.
>

matthew

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Oct 8, 2000, 10:10:37 PM10/8/00
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now i know that having your car keyed is painful. had it done to my VN
berlina 2 days after it was painted. (GRRRRRRR PUNKS) luckily some mates of
mine saw it happen and we paid them back 10 fold.
but the thing that really got to me was when i got neaw chrome rims for my
VP SS had lock nuts and all. about a week after i got them. some guy tried
to flog them. ( the lock nuts did their job) but the bastard after finding
he couldnt get the wheels off decided to smash them with the tire iron he
had. they were so bad that i couldnt even drive my car. the rims were
completely rooted. i was not happy.

Scott Hillard

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Richard SALIB <rs...@ecr.mu.oz.au> wrote in message
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I don't know, I don't care.

You don't fuck with another man's automobile - it's against the rules.

If I catch someone keying my car, I will kill them.

Scott Hillard

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Oct 9, 2000, 1:47:04 AM10/9/00
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George B <georgiejN...@ihug.com.au> wrote in message
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> i once caught a guy keying my car


> walked past pretending it wasnt my car
> then came from behind and belted the living daylights out of him...
> called the cops, ended up getting in more trouble for belting him than he
> did for destroying my property


Serves you right for calling the cops. Next time, do as I do.

Make sure your boot is always lined with plastic garbage bags. Scares the
Christ out of some punk when you grab him and open the boot.

Not to mention the other goodies I keep in there.


Scott Hillard

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The Red Krawler <t...@in4free.com.au> wrote in message
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> Scott Hillard wrote:
>
> > Make sure your boot is always lined with plastic garbage bags. Scares
the
> > Christ out of some punk when you grab him and open the boot.
> >
> > Not to mention the other goodies I keep in there.
>
> Leather gimp masks and various whips would scare the crap out of me too.


A likely story.


Forg

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Scott Hillard wrote:
>
> The Red Krawler <t...@in4free.com.au> wrote in message
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> > Scott Hillard wrote:
> >
> > > Make sure your boot is always lined with plastic garbage bags. Scares
> the
> > > Christ out of some punk when you grab him and open the boot.
> > >
> > > Not to mention the other goodies I keep in there.
> >
> > Leather gimp masks and various whips would scare the crap out of me too.
>
> A likely story.

"Thief! Thief!!", he would be screaming in his fright ... :-)


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David Z

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About four years ago I was in the car with my mother (I was about 15 at the
time), and we were pulling out of the car park at the Jam Factory turning
onto Chapel Street, and this guy walking past on the footpath keyed the
bonnet with us sitting right in the car then continued walking along.
Obviously there was nothing we could do!
Had dad been in the car as well, I don't think he would have done it!

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AA

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> >
> > Do all you guys (and girls) with unique cars worry like hell when
parking
> > it,

Yes. The worst thing about having a really nice car is that you worry about
it. I never take it places where I am not comfortable parking - shopping
center carparks, the movies at night etc unless I have absolutely no
choice. Then I pick the best spot I can find and worry like hell until I
come back to it. I've never yet suffered vandalism (in 16 years of driving
a couple of very nice cars), maybe I'm just lucky but I think it's largely
due to my paranoia about where I park it.

>>or do you say have a second shitbox for shopping etc?

Yes to that too, though the second one is a '93 Pulsar and I am also
selective about where it goes too, but not to the same degree.

The "third level" transport is the motor bike, and that I don't worry about
at all. Though ironically around Canberra there are lots of motor cycle
parking areas in all the major shopping centres etc an by the nature and
size of the spaces they would be the least worrying of all for parking the
car.

AA

AA

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Doc E <ste...@unicrete.com.au> wrote in article
<39e25...@mercury.planet.net.au>...
>
> They great thing I love about bike riders is that they respect each
others
> bikes. I have never seen or heard of any bike rider fucking with
another's
> bike. Even if you ride a $500 piece of shit that person will still
seriously
> respect your $20,000 ride.
>

I think the fact that we (motor bike riders) are a bit of a 'minority
group' who are also managing collectively to survive despite some of the
stupid, thoughtless and idiotic things some car drivers do generates a bit
of a cameraderie. There is often a nod when passing another bike on the
road, or a bit of casual conversation when parking next to another bike
that just doesn't happen with car drivers. Bike riders who have apparently
nothing at all in common except their (often very different) motor bikes
are for the most part quite civil and social to one another.

Used to happen with some car types. I remember (showing my age again) when
I had my MGB and the universal custom was if you passed another MG on the
road then you raised the right index finger from the steering wheel as a
mini wave - no, not the "up yours" finger sign, it was pre those days. That
did seem to fade out, and I think the owners of "real" MGs were offended
that the "pretender" MGs would aspire to that recognition. (To many
purists, anything later than a TC is not a "real" MG.)

Maybe that sort of thing exists now with owner groups like WRXers? Do riced
Excels dip a wing to each other when passing?
>
>

Scott Hillard

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The Red Krawler <t...@in4free.com.au> wrote in message
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> > > Leather gimp masks and various whips would scare the crap out of me
too.
>
> > A likely story.
>
> Why are you licking your lips and rubbing your crotch?


Because a pair of 16yo dykes on bikes just showed up. You can have the
video for $100


Doc E

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> The "third level" transport is the motor bike, and that I don't worry
about
> at all. Though ironically around Canberra there are lots of motor cycle
> parking areas in all the major shopping centres etc an by the nature and
> size of the spaces they would be the least worrying of all for parking the
> car.

matthew

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> About four years ago I was in the car with my mother (I was about 15 at
the
> time), and we were pulling out of the car park at the Jam Factory turning
> onto Chapel Street, and this guy walking past on the footpath keyed the
> bonnet with us sitting right in the car then continued walking along.
> Obviously there was nothing we could do!
> Had dad been in the car as well, I don't think he would have done it!
>
> "Richard SALIB" <rs...@ecr.mu.oz.au> wrote in message
> news:8rjskg$uk$1...@mulga.cs.mu.OZ.AU...

The Gardners

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But everything after TC's have such gorgeous lines! (ala TF, A)

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Last updated on Friday, September 15, 2000
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>
>
> Doc E <ste...@unicrete.com.au> wrote in article
> <39e25...@mercury.planet.net.au>...

> Used to happen with some car types. I remember (showing my age again) when

AA

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I think (but would stand correction) that after the TC, MG became part of
the British Motor Corporation (BMC). The "purist" will claim there is no
such thing as an MGA, it is a BMCA.

(Personally, I'd love to have a really nice TF1500 in the garage for those
nice Sunday picnics.)

Just like 356 owners believe the 356 is the "real" Porsche, and 911 owners
believe 924, 928, 944, 968 are not "real" Porsches because they are front
engined & water cooled. Though some of said owners are having troubles
coming to grips with the latest models which are water cooled and
demonstrably the best 911s ever.

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Travis Morien

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AA <aa...@hotkey.net.au> wrote:


: Maybe that sort of thing exists now with owner groups like WRXers? Do riced


: Excels dip a wing to each other when passing?

I drive a MK1 MR2, which is not entirely a common sight on the roads. I
usually flash to other MK1 MRs, and they usually flash or wave back.
Occasionally you just get a funny look back, but I don't take offense.

Travis

Scott Hillard

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The Red Krawler <t...@in4free.com.au> wrote in message
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> > > Why are you licking your lips and rubbing your crotch?

> > Because a pair of 16yo dykes on bikes just showed up. You can have the
> > video for $100

> Better yet, I'll sell you my girlfriend and her friend for $10,000 (that
> oughta be enuff for a chev and "goodies" into the Kinga hey?)

Thanks, but as mine's a dancer, I'll only upgrade for a gymnast.


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'Twas a dark and stormy night on Mon, 09 Oct 2000 15:26:48 GMT as "David Z"
<bz...@bigpond.net.au> took time out from the neverending quest to rid the world

of grues and wrote:

> About four years ago I was in the car with my mother (I was about 15 at the
> time), and we were pulling out of the car park at the Jam Factory turning
> onto Chapel Street, and this guy walking past on the footpath keyed the
> bonnet with us sitting right in the car then continued walking along.
> Obviously there was nothing we could do!
> Had dad been in the car as well, I don't think he would have done it!

Run the bastard over and tell the cops he jumped out in front of you! ;-)


Catchya

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Scott Hillard

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> Run the bastard over and tell the cops he jumped out in front of you! ;-)

Now why didn't I think of that?

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