On 22/1/2024 5:51 pm, Fred wrote:
> Noddy wrote:
>
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>>
>> *an "In" joke. One of the group's resident automotive experts believed
>> that the plastic used in laminated windscreens was on the *outside* of
>> the glass which told anyone with half a brain that after all his chest
>> beating about how good he is he had never *once* in his many years of
>> being a "licensed tradesman" performed a glass inspection as part of a
>> roadworthiness test :)
>>
>> Yep. He really did believe that, and to highlight just how
>> ridiculously comical it is, this is a guy who continually blurts about
>> the benefits of trade licensing systems as being necessary to "weed
>> the shonks" out of the system.
>
> Dear Pathetic,
>
> Could you please explain what windscreen knowledge has to do with being
> a qualified mechanic?
Pretty much nothing. Back in the days when windscreens were designed to
shatter and/or pop out, it was the mechanic who would fit new
windscreens. During my apprenticeship I fitted literally hundreds of
them. Ford introduced glued in laminated screens around the end of my
apprenticeship and I did a few of them then but haven't fitted a
windscreen ever since.
Once laminated glass became de rigeur and the screen *glued in* to
become part of the *body strength* of the vehicle, windscreens pretty
much ceased to be the remit of the motor mechanic and, instead, became
the remit of vehicle body repairers or windscreen specialists. Fun fact,
in a rollover, the windscreen provides up to 60% of the vehicle's
structural integrity. Even in a head on collision the windscreen
provides up to 45% of the cabin structural integrity. That's important
because, if the windscreen is incorrectly fitted, the roof can collapse
in a rollover killing the vehicle occupants. That happened in Victoria a
few decades ago. An AFL identity was killed when his Mazda sports car
rolled and his car's windscreen became detached and the roof crushed the
car's occupants. It was later found that the windscreen was incorrectly
fitted.
To that end, windscreen fitting has now become a Cert II trade in its
own right. There's a course for that, and a qualification (even in
Victoria), to become an *Autoglazier/Windscreen Fitter*. Even the
dealerships farm out windscreens to autoglazing specialists these days.
Naturally, in WA and NSW, you need to be suitably qualified and
*licenced* to do any windscreen fitting.
>
>> I'm not kidding.
>
> Correct! You're making a bigger dickhead of yourself than usual.
Nah, not possible! In the overall scheme of his bullshit braying, he
topped the lot when he claimed 3 apprenticeships and two trade
qualifications. FFS, he wasn't qualified to enter into *any
apprenticeship*, let alone aviation which has a higher entry standards
(yr 10). Man, did he ever put his insecurities on display when he made
all those claims. Ironic too when you see him dissing *the value of*
trade qualifications. Harps on about *experience* yet doesn't seem to
realise an apprenticeship is 10% training and 90% workshop experience.
>
>> You couldn't make this shit up if you *wanted* to :)
>
> Said the buffoon who has "made shit up" about being a garage owner, drag
> racer, international traveler, gourmet, hard man, millionaire, purchaser
> of over 100 vehicles (as an unlicensed trader), multi-qualified, multi
> property purchaser and a shedload more lies. Jeez! He's even a serial
> liar about his own height!
Well, once he started with a big lie (trade quals he didn't have), it
was easy to add lie upon lie upon lie. He built up a veritable tower of
lies and, boy, has that tower come down with a huge crash!
>
> Your not just a liar and a fool Fraudster. You're a coward as well. And
> that's not an "in joke", it's common knowledge.
Seconded!