Not sure why you would need one at Talawa? No one gives a fuck about
rego around the NE normally. Unless you're on the radar of
whatshisname, the Ringarooma copper? Name escapes me ATM, but I've
heard all about him. Apparently he used to play footy with the locals
who didn't like him and gave him a hard time, so he was booking them
at every opportunity. And then they caned him even harder on the
field... until he quit playing footy altogether :)