Male Gigolo (Melbourne Metro Area)
Male Gigolo
I am a well groomed Australian male aged 19, available after hours for
romantic get-togethers with females only. I am a professional IT
executive by day and female pleasure toy boy by night. If you have seen
the movie "Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo" then you know what I do.
Discretion is assured.
Please email male19...@yahoo.com for further details
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Sabina Brvar-Ivancic
> I am a well groomed Australian male aged 19, available after hours for
> romantic get-togethers with females only. I am a professional IT
> executive
Excuse me - how can you be IT professional by the age of 19? And executive at
that... You mean you have a garage company and dream of becoming Bill Gates once?
It takes a bit more than a high school to become an IT professional...
Bob Milutinovic
You tell him, Sabina! ;)
Me? I'm married, 32, and too bald & overweight to be of any use as a
giggolo - the mark of a TRUE IT professional ;)
Have fun!
- Bob.
--
Save a Tree - Eat a Beaver!
Better still, Save the World - Kill a Septic!
Male Gigolo
Sabina Brvar-Ivancic wrote:
> Male Gigolo wrote:
>
> > I am a well groomed Australian male aged 19, available after hours for
> > romantic get-togethers with females only. I am a professional IT
> > executive
>
> Excuse me - how can you be IT professional by the age of 19? And executive at
> that... You mean you have a garage company and dream of becoming Bill Gates once?
Ummm no, I actually am an executive and work for the 3rd largest ISP and corporate
network solution provider in Australia (if that means anything to you)
I did start off with a home business and still have it running using my staff to
manage it for me.
I am a capricorn, if you know anything about astrology then you will understand what
I mean by that.
I suggest you stop generalising people you don't know the background of. Am I sensing
any jealousy on your part?
Remember there are some very smart or just plain, wise people out there that you
could easily offend with your comment. And in regard to Bill Gates he is probably the
best example (even though he is kinda nerdy :-) )
Regards,
The Melb. Male Gigolo
>
> It takes a bit more than a high school to become an IT professional...
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Colin Dodd
I am looking for a reasonably attractive female who enjoys the
pleasures of cunnilingus.
After a four year relationship I am now ready to please as many pussies as I
can in my quest to become the greatest
pussy pamperer of all time. Are you aged between 18 and 50 with a pussy that
needs pampering ?????
I am 36 yo aussie male, handsome, athletic and healthy who can't stop
thinking about eating pussy.
I f I find someone special (pussy worth its wieght in gold ) I dedicate my
time to her.
Please contact me.
P.s You must be clean and healthy as I am.
PurpleDaze
Matt McLeod
that Sabina Brvar-Ivancic did write:
>Bob Milutinovic wrote:
>> --
>> Save a Tree - Eat a Beaver!
>> Better still, Save the World - Kill a Septic!
>
Wow. You *are* young.
Rhyming slang, resolves to "Yank".
Oh $DEITY. Now I sound like a crotchety old man.
--
"A pioneer of the 'You broke it? You fix it!' service philosophy."
Matt McLeod
that Sabina Brvar-Ivancic did write:
>
>> Yea, it is written in the Book of Cyril
>> that Sabina Brvar-Ivancic did write:
>> >Bob Milutinovic wrote:
>> >> --
>> >> Save a Tree - Eat a Beaver!
>> >> Better still, Save the World - Kill a Septic!
>> >
>> >Sorry my ignorance, but - what (who?) is a septic?
>>
>> Wow. You *are* young.
>
>getting familiar with slang, there are still some "black holes" ;-)
Hell, there're plenty of those for people who've been using it
all their lives. "Septic" is an Australian thing, don't remember
the specifics, but from memory it's something like "Yank -> Yank tank
(name given to large American cars) -> Septic tank -> Septic".
It's not meant to be complimentary, but you probably got that
from the context. ;->
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Matt McLeod
Oh, I dunno. There've been a few posts here lately from people
who might find such a thing appealing...
>Maybe I'd change my mind after a lengthy constipation. Ugh, sorry...
Bah. It wasn't *that* bad a joke.
I guess you'll need to try harder next time. ;-P
--
"Don't tell my momma I'm a sysadmin, she thinks I play piano in a whorehouse."
-- Alan J Rosenthal, ASR
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complimentary.
I don't think it's meant to be complimetary, exactly.
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> > Excuse me - how can you be IT professional by the age of 19? And
executive at
> > that... You mean you have a garage company and dream of becoming Bill
Gates once?
>
> Am I sensing any jealousy on your part?
Yup, he's 19 all right.
Sabina Brvar-Ivancic
> Sabina Brvar-Ivancic wrote:
>
> > Male Gigolo wrote:
> >
> > > I am a well groomed Australian male aged 19, available after hours for
> > > romantic get-togethers with females only. I am a professional IT
> > > executive
> >
> > Excuse me - how can you be IT professional by the age of 19? And executive at
> > that... You mean you have a garage company and dream of becoming Bill Gates once?
>
> Ummm no, I actually am an executive and work for the 3rd largest ISP and corporate
> network solution provider in Australia (if that means anything to you)
Funny business. You'd think an executive and IT professional in the Australia's 3rd
biggest internet provider company would earn enough not to have to prostitute himself
(sorry if that is not the case, but your nick does imply it).
But - what do you know. It's obviously much better choice to be working as a system
programmer for much smaller company. Remind me to never apply for a job at Connect.
> I did start off with a home business and still have it running using my staff to
> manage it for me.
> I am a capricorn, if you know anything about astrology then you will understand what
> I mean by that.
No, I'm afraid I'm not into that "science". So what did you mean by that?
> I suggest you stop generalising people you don't know the background of. Am I sensing
> any jealousy on your part?
Now what is it there I could be jealous about?
> Remember there are some very smart or just plain, wise people out there that you
> could easily offend with your comment. And in regard to Bill Gates he is probably the
> best example (even though he is kinda nerdy :-) )
I don't even want to start discussing Bill Gates. I mean - that's not alt.tasteless.jokes
...
And yes, I am aware there are lots of smart people out there - as I am also aware they're
too smart to get offended by my remark to you.
Sabina Brvar-Ivancic
> G'day, Sabina...
>
> > Male Gigolo wrote:
> > > I am a well groomed Australian male aged 19, available
> > > after hours for romantic get-togethers with females only.
> > > I am a professional IT executive
> > Excuse me - how can you be IT professional by the age of
> > 19? And executive at that... You mean you have a garage
> > company and dream of becoming Bill Gates once? It takes
> > a bit more than a high school to become an IT professional...
>
> You tell him, Sabina! ;)
>
> Me? I'm married, 32, and too bald & overweight to be of any use as a
> giggolo - the mark of a TRUE IT professional ;)
Nope, you're missing one point... ;-)
> Have fun!
> - Bob.
Sabina Brvar-Ivancic
> Yea, it is written in the Book of Cyril
> that Sabina Brvar-Ivancic did write:
> >Bob Milutinovic wrote:
> >> --
> >> Save a Tree - Eat a Beaver!
> >> Better still, Save the World - Kill a Septic!
> >
> >Sorry my ignorance, but - what (who?) is a septic?
>
> Wow. You *are* young.
Nope, not really. English is just not my first language and although I'm
getting familiar with slang, there are still some "black holes" ;-)
> Rhyming slang, resolves to "Yank".
And Doodle Dee I do know ;-)
Sabina Brvar-Ivancic
> >Nope, not really. English is just not my first language and although I'm
> >getting familiar with slang, there are still some "black holes" ;-)
>
> Hell, there're plenty of those for people who've been using it
> all their lives. "Septic" is an Australian thing, don't remember
> the specifics, but from memory it's something like "Yank -> Yank tank
> (name given to large American cars) -> Septic tank -> Septic".
>
> It's not meant to be complimentary, but you probably got that
> from the context. ;->
I can't think of any association with septic that could sound complimentary.
Fred
"Matt McLeod" <use...@wibble.cx> wrote in message
news:slrn89oinj...@enzo.netizen.com.au...
> Yea, it is written in the Book of Cyril
> >> the specifics, but from memory it's something like "Yank -> Yank tank
> >> (name given to large American cars) -> Septic tank -> Septic".
> >
complimentary.
>
>
> >Maybe I'd change my mind after a lengthy constipation. Ugh, sorry...
>
You might like to know that the terminology of "Septic Tank" is a name for
"Yank"
But you will find that the septic tank is for the use of collection of human
excreta and so a septic tank is "Full of Shit" which is what the Yanks are
Male Gigolo
advertising in this group. I don't have any other time for discussions and arguements, but
thanks anyway.
Regards,
The Melb. Male Gigolo
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gra-gra
<purpl...@primus.com.au> wrote:
>Fuck boy you musta still been in nappies when you started/.
>
>Male Gigolo wrote:
>>
>> Sabina Brvar-Ivancic wrote:
>>
>> > Male Gigolo wrote:
>> >
>> > > I am a well groomed Australian male aged 19, available after hours for
>> > > romantic get-togethers with females only. I am a professional IT
>> > > executive
>> >
>> > Excuse me - how can you be IT professional by the age of 19? And executive at
>> > that... You mean you have a garage company and dream of becoming Bill Gates once?
>>
>> Ummm no, I actually am an executive and work for the 3rd largest ISP and corporate
>> network solution provider in Australia (if that means anything to you)
>> I did start off with a home business and still have it running using my staff to
>> manage it for me.
>> I am a capricorn,
Me too, but I don't pull my dick in public like you.
if you know anything about astrology then you will understand what
>> I mean by that.
>> I suggest you stop generalising people you don't know the background of. Am I sensing
>> any jealousy on your part?
>> Remember there are some very smart or just plain, wise people out there that you
>> could easily offend with your comment.
Which one are you, plain or wise? Can't be the
latter..................
And in regard to Bill Gates he is probably the
>> best example (even though he is kinda nerdy :-) )
>>
>> Regards,
>>
>> The Melb. Male Gigolo
>>
>> >
>> > It takes a bit more than a high school to become an IT professional...
>>
Sabina Brvar-Ivancic
Male Gigolo wrote:
> No I'm not offended at all, women like what I give them and that is my only reason for
> advertising in this group. I don't have any other time for discussions and arguements, but
> thanks anyway.
>
> Regards,
>
> The Melb. Male Gigolo
>
Bob Milutinovic
> > Me? I'm married, 32, and too bald & overweight to be
> > of any use as a giggolo - the mark of a TRUE IT professional ;)
> Nope, you're missing one point... ;-)
I've missed a LOT of things, but I've never wanted anything to do with a
POINT ;)
> > Save a Tree - Eat a Beaver!
> > Better still, Save the World - Kill a Septic!
> Sorry my ignorance, but - what (who?) is a septic?
As others have already explained (just goes to show how often I visit
this group ;), it's an abbreviation of the rhyming slang for "Yank" - Septic
Tank -> Septic.
If you'd really like to brush up on "Ocker" (my preferred phrase for
Australian English ;), visit
http://www.home.gil.com.au/~pdouglas/index1.html - you'll find a decent
example of rhyming slang in use, along with a complete A-Z reference...
An snippet from the end of the example on the page:
"Well China, this Don't Forget Her is getting long and I am out of Nails
And Screws, and I have to catch the Holy Ghost, so will end off with all the
best from your old Thief And Robber."
Translates to:
Well mate (China Plate -> China), this letter (Don't Forget Her) is
getting long and I am out of news (Nails and Screws), and I have to catch
the post (Holy Ghost), so will end off with all the best from your old
cobber (Thief and Robber).
You DID know what a cobber is, didn't you? ;)
Have fun!
- Bob.
--
Bob Milutinovic
> > Wow. You *are* young.
> Nope, not really. English is just not my first language
> and although I'm getting familiar with slang, there are
> still some "black holes" ;-)
Ah, that explains your spelling... I'll never cease to be amazed how "we
wogs" are generally more careful with our spelling than people for whom
Enlgish IS a first language...
... Also note how broad statements such as this will invariably attract
a myriad of flames (he says, donning his asbestos overalls ;)...
fredj...@my-deja.com
sab...@sympac.com.au wrote:
> Male Gigolo wrote:
>
> > Sabina Brvar-Ivancic wrote:
> >
> > > Male Gigolo wrote:
> > >
> > > > I am a well groomed Australian male aged 19, available after
hours for
> > > > romantic get-togethers with females only. I am a professional IT
> > > > executive
> > >
> > > Excuse me - how can you be IT professional by the age of 19? And
executive at
> > > that... You mean you have a garage company and dream of becoming
Bill Gates once?
> >
> > Ummm no, I actually am an executive and work for the 3rd largest ISP
and corporate
> > network solution provider in Australia (if that means anything to
you)
>
Australia's 3rd
> biggest internet provider company would earn enough not to have to
prostitute himself
> (sorry if that is not the case, but your nick does imply it).
> But - what do you know. It's obviously much better choice to be
working as a system
> programmer for much smaller company. Remind me to never apply for a
job at Connect.
>
my staff to
> > manage it for me.
>
understand what
> > I mean by that.
>
that?
>
of. Am I sensing
> > any jealousy on your part?
>
>
there that you
he is probably the
> > best example (even though he is kinda nerdy :-) )
>
alt.tasteless.jokes
> ...
>
> And yes, I am aware there are lots of smart people out there - as I am
also aware they're
> too smart to get offended by my remark to you.
Not offended at all by the remarks but it does interest me on another
front.
He may have made a slight business error here. He is demonstrably
prostituting himself and that is taxable income. Hope he has made
provisions for Tax payable on this lucritive part time job that pays $90
per hour basic and with extras can bring in $150 per hour. Even Billy
Gates came unstuck with historical E-Mail records so this guy had better
be a smart cooky to dodge this possible problem. 3 hours x $150 per hour
= $450 per night. That would be some tax bill on top of his executive
salary. The tax man would be interested in this one. Maybe he just
doesnt appreciate that if Bill had problems with the pervasive nature of
E-mail just sticking around on backup systems and machines all over the
place he may be only a few months away from learning an IT lesson. If
correct and proper documentation has not been maintained then a best
estimate of income is made. Boy his tax bill may make him go cold and
ruin his business - if he has failed to get his administration correct.
It may even put him off for life but he can't remove the record he has
now created. Well maybe he's a lot smarter than me and has all the
answers so I must wait and see what he has to say.
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Before you buy.
fredj...@my-deja.com
Male Gigolo
you got anything better to do than pretend you are a 31 y/o female?? I guess
that proves my IT experience enough for you.
You are sad, fancy acting as a female, get a life mate. You even go to the
trouble of writing a whole page length email to try and get credit from
others that read this group.
Sabina Brvar-Ivancic
> G'day, Sabina...
>
> > > Wow. You *are* young.
> > Nope, not really. English is just not my first language
> > and although I'm getting familiar with slang, there are
> > still some "black holes" ;-)
>
> Ah, that explains your spelling... I'll never cease to be amazed how "we
> wogs" are generally more careful with our spelling than people for whom
> Enlgish IS a first language...
They don't say it without reason that someone's English is too good for them to
be their first language ;-)
And I'm pretty sure we come from the same "was" state although from different
parts of it.
> Have fun!
> - Bob.
You too.
Sabina
Sabina Brvar-Ivancic
> You DID know what a cobber is, didn't you? ;)
I've heard of Ned Kelly, yes ;-)
Bob Milutinovic
> > Ah, that explains your spelling... I'll never cease to be
> > amazed how "we wogs" are generally more careful with
> > our spelling than people for whom Enlgish IS a first language...
> They don't say it without reason that someone's English is too
> good for them to be their first language ;-)
I'm actually quite surprised we haven't been inundated with flames for
those comments... Still, I wouldn't expect too many people to be actually
interested in the subject of this thread either ;)
> And I'm pretty sure we come from the same "was" state
> although from different parts of it.
Indeed... I spent plenty of time in various parts of the country in the
mid-80s and formed some solid friendships with people of various
backgrounds. Needless to say, I was distrought when I learned after my
return to Australia what they were doing to literally rape our
once-beautiful country :(...
My sentiment is, "a Slav is a Slav is a Slav... Except the politicians,
who should be strung upside down, have their private parts covered with
honey, then be exposed to a myriad of hungry insects..."
On that note, I just saw "The Peacemaker" a couple of nights ago...
Amazingly, it didn't take the Septics that long to accredit an act of
terrorism to the people of our former nation ;)... And yes, I'd certainly
like to see someone with access to a nuclear warhead succeed in doing what
the "antagonist" in this movie aimed for ;)...