Just for laughs

[Abhijeet Digraskar]

 

Ravan had 20 eyes but he sighted only one woman ....you have only 2 eyes But you sight every woman. Now who is Ravan?   ****************************   Scientists are trying to figure out how long a person can live without Brain. Please tell them your age!   *****************************   Santa: Yaar bachpan mein 20 male se gir gaya tha. Banta: to fir Bach gaya ya mar gaya? Santa: yaad nahin hai bahut purani baat hai.   *************************   Boy: mom, aaj mera dost ghar AA raha hai....ghar ke sab khilone Chhupa de. Mom: tera dost chor hai kya? Boy: nahin, who apne khilone pahechan lega.   *********************   In aptitude test...River Kaveri is in which state? Sardar: liquid state.   *************************   INTERVIEW : Imagine, in a closed room, how can you escape if it caught Fire? Sardar: Simple, stop imagining.   ****************************   Chota baccha 100 watt bulb par baap ka naam likh raha tha. Baap NE puchha "kya kar rahe ho?" Baccha  : baap ka naam roshan kar raha hoon.   ***********************   Two friends were walking together. 1st friend : Yaar mar gaya , meri biwi aur premika saath AA rahi hain. 2nd friend  : oye, main bhi yehi bol raha tha.   **************************   Sardar: in my dreams rats play football every night. DR: take this tablet you will be ok. Sardar: Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.   ***************************

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Abhijeet Digraskar
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