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* How long will your fanatical support for Obama last? - 3 messages, 3 authors
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/t/aaadd5418e588b93?hl=en
* Child Porn Arrest Info - 1 messages, 1 author
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/t/7d4886cd69347273?hl=en
* Praise Jesus! Pat Magroyne is beginning to show some signs of repentance for
his homosexual sins! - 3 messages, 2 authors
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/t/1073e07629988999?hl=en
* Hallway A - 1 messages, 1 author
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/t/da1f661130a22d3f?hl=en
* Ping Bob Larter - 5 messages, 3 authors
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/t/d52e1c4613ec34f7?hl=en
* ALL KOOKOLOGISTS - List of Award nominees so far. - 1 messages, 1 author
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/t/9023846f3739f168?hl=en
* Chasity Bono (Cher & Sonny Bono's lesbian daughter) to have sex change
operation! - 3 messages, 2 authors
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/t/b6d812abfc30edba?hl=en
* MAD PORNO BILL JILLIANS and his insincere "Apologies to the Flonk (Thanks
for all your Support)" - 1 messages, 1 author
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/t/391150591cd4c7b8?hl=en
* Incessant whinng by Edmond Wollmann - 1 messages, 1 author
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/t/9bfa91b8dca7e993?hl=en
* Shame on Denmark - 6 messages, 2 authors
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/t/92fe920a1e89cabb?hl=en
* Doctor Murdered in His Own Church - Reich Wing Spasms Violence Again - 1
messages, 1 author
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/t/50036ac2df53a4f5?hl=en

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TOPIC: How long will your fanatical support for Obama last?
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/t/aaadd5418e588b93?hl=en
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== 1 of 3 ==
Date: Thurs, Jun 11 2009 3:30 pm
From: Is Ken Darian


Shocking China Blue/Venus wrote:
> In article <79cschF1...@mid.individual.net>, Is Ken Darian <c...@sha.ft>
> wrote:
>
>> OK, how much do you know about freemasonry?
>
> Freemansory is just another word for nothing left to mortar.
>
I think I see your angle...




== 2 of 3 ==
Date: Thurs, Jun 11 2009 3:50 pm
From: Yer Pal Al


On Jun 11, 3:30 pm, Is Ken Darian <c...@sha.ft> wrote:
> Shocking China Blue/Venus wrote:
> > In article <79cschF1puu62...@mid.individual.net>, Is Ken Darian <c...@sha.ft>
> > wrote:
>
> >> OK, how much do you know about freemasonry?
>
> > Freemansory is just another word for nothing left to mortar.
>
> I think I see your angle...

"Freemasonry" is calling IMS 5 minutes before the illegals finish your
retaining wall.




== 3 of 3 ==
Date: Thurs, Jun 11 2009 4:24 pm
From: Shocking China Blue/Venus


In article <56f2dedc-0d57-4151...@o5g2000prh.googlegroups.com>,
Yer Pal Al <Caddys...@gmail.com> wrote:

> On Jun 11, 3:30 pm, Is Ken Darian <c...@sha.ft> wrote:
> > Shocking China Blue/Venus wrote:
> > > In article <79cschF1puu62...@mid.individual.net>, Is Ken Darian
> > > <c...@sha.ft>
> > > wrote:
> >
> > >> OK, how much do you know about freemasonry?
> >
> > > Freemansory is just another word for nothing left to mortar.
> >
> > I think I see your angle...
>
> "Freemasonry" is calling IMS 5 minutes before the illegals finish your
> retaining wall.

I say nothing, nothing if it ain't bricked.

--
Damn the living - It's a lovely life. I'm whoever you want me to be,
Silver silverware - Where is the love? Reverend.
Oval swimming pool - Where is the love? At least I can stay in character.
Damn the living - It's a lovely life. mmmm lemon yogurt





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TOPIC: Child Porn Arrest Info
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/t/7d4886cd69347273?hl=en
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== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Thurs, Jun 11 2009 3:34 pm
From: Doc Dice




Pat Magroyne wrote:
> On Jun 11, 5:33 pm, Doc Dice <steven_johnson...@rocketmail.com> wrote:
> > Pat Magroyne wrote:
> > > On Jun 10, 5:54 pm, Usenet Legends bobandcarole §
> > > <bobandcarole4...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > > > JSPTS wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 10, 4:14 pm, Brandon D Cartwright <u...@example.net> wrote:
> > > > > > On 10 Jun 2009 06:38:01 -0500, "Fred Brown" <fredbr...@nowhere.com>
> >
> > > > > > >Then if Frank broke the law it was in his home state when he hit the
> > > > > > >enter key on his computer, not in GA.
> >
> > > > > > Not according to the Feds..
> >
> > > > > > They dragged him from his house in chains...then  gave him his bus
> > > > > > fare to Georgia..
> >
> > > > > That should scare even YOU.  I mean, holy fuck!  Can you imagine being
> > > > > charged for a local crime in a state you've never even set foot in????
> >
> > > > Getting scared scott?
> >
> > > Get real and grow up.  I've made the mistake yet again of thinking you
> > > might be able to use your brain.
> >
> > > I've presented you with a scenario in which people can be arrested for
> > > committing a crime in a state that they had never been to.
> >
> > > Example:  Say that Utah says that using the word "fuck" is obscene
> > > based on contemporary community standards.
> >
> > > (You've used the word "fuck" in your posts, so I'm using that as the
> > > example.)
> >
> > And YOU haven't?
>
> Wow.
>
> DO try to keep up.
>
> > I love the way you attempt to play
> > "holier than thou"
>
> fuck fuck fuck. Never said I didn't use the word "fuck".
>
> DAMN! It's IMPOSSIBLE to get you to follow a VERY SIMPLE line of
> thought.
>
> Attention deficit?
>
> >
> >
> >
> > > Now, say you send an email from a state that does not consider the
> > > word "fuck" to be obscene (let's say, Indiana), and you send it to a
> > > jurisdiction that ALSO does not consider the word "fuck" to be obscene
> > > (let's say, New York).
> >
> > Unlike YOU I'm sure he isn't stupid enough to post and leave
> > himself open enough to have his personal info discovered..
>
> Are you saying that the simple example I have given you flew right
> over your head?

AS I said, As long as you cover yer ass they can't find ya so who
cares?
They aren't looking for flame wars n-e-way, felchy. Just like yer IC3
gave ya a big
"not interested" Frankie McCoy is a deviant mother-fucker and I hope
they
squeeze his nads till they pop and by any means necessary.

DD

DD





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TOPIC: Praise Jesus! Pat Magroyne is beginning to show some signs of
repentance for his homosexual sins!
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/t/1073e07629988999?hl=en
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== 1 of 3 ==
Date: Thurs, Jun 11 2009 3:42 pm
From: Doc Dice


On Jun 11, 6:26 pm, Brother Ted <tmcin1...@live.com> wrote:
> On Thu, 11 Jun 2009 15:06:26 -0700 (PDT), Pat Magroyne
>
>
>
> <patmagro...@null.net> wrote:
> >On Jun 11, 6:16 pm, Dave U. Random <anonym...@anonymitaet-im-
> >inter.net> wrote:
> >> In article <6e979cd9-1ca0-4c8b-88ac-
> >> c655cf0e9...@b6g2000pre.googlegroups.com>
>
> >> Pat Magroyne <patmagro...@null.net> wrote:
>
> >> > On Jun 11, 4:54 pm, Doc Dice <steven_johnson...@rocketmail.com> wrote:
> >> > > Pat Magroyne wrote:
> >> > > > On Jun 11, 2:56 pm, Usenet Legends bobandcarole ♣
> >> > > > <bobandcarole...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >> > > > > Pat Magroyne wrote:
> >> > > > > > On Jun 11, 9:03 am, Usenet Legends bobandcarole♥
> >> > > > > > <usenetlegendbobandcar...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >> > > > > > > 4s00th wrote:
> >> > > > > > > > On Wed, 10 Jun 2009 11:57:52 -0700 (PDT), Pat Magroyne
> >> > > > > > > > <patmagro...@null.net> wrote:
>
> >> > > > > > > > >On Jun 10, 2:33 am, Brandon D Cartwright <u...@example.net> wr
> >> > ote:
> >> > > > > > > > >> On Wed, 10 Jun 2009 08:08:25 +0200 (CEST), "Non scrivetemi"
>
> >> > > > > > > > >> <nonscrivet...@pboxmix.winstonsmith.info> wrote:
> >> > > > > > > > >> >In article <o7FXl.17651$y61....@news-server.bigpond.net.au>
> >> > > > > > > > >> >"carrabarra" <pir...@bigpond.com> wrote:
>
> >> > > > > > > > >> >> What you think is irrelevant. Win or lose Frank will be b
> >> > ankrupt when
> >> > > > > > > > >> >> this is over.
>
> >> > > > > > > > >> >When he's exonerated for exercising his first amendment rig
> >> > hts,
> >> > > > > > > > >> >he'll be looking for people to sue.
>
> >> > > > > > > > >> Neither obscenity and incitement to the abduction..rape..tor
> >> > ture and
> >> > > > > > > > >> murder of children is protected free speech under the first
> >> > > > > > > > >> amendment..
>
> >> > > > > > > > >First, the material has to be proved to be "obscene".
>
> >> > > > > > > > >From what I've seen you post, there was no "incitement" into t
> >> > hose
> >> > > > > > > > >illegal activities as you claim.
>
> >> > > > > > > > >Writing fiction is not generally considered to be illegal. Â
> >> >  Jeesh,
> >> > > > > > > > >there are countless works of fiction out there in which people
> >> >  are
> >> > > > > > > > >MURDERED, with the method of murder described in detail! Â
> >> >  (I can't
> >> > > > > > > > >wait to see how you qualify your apparent belief that fantasie
> >> > s of
> >> > > > > > > > >pedophilia are worse than fantasies of mass murder... should b
> >> > e
> >> > > > > > > > >interesting how you think that those who write about the forme
> >> > r should
> >> > > > > > > > >be in prison while those who write about the latter should get
> >> > > > > > > > >millions of dollars for writing the story and selling it to mo
> >> > vie
> >> > > > > > > > >studios.)
>
> >> > > > > > > > >I have to agree with the previous post in which it is stated t
> >> > hat
> >> > > > > > > > >McCoy will be looking to sue those responsible for what appear
> >> > s to be
> >> > > > > > > > >malicious prosecution.
>
> >> > > > > > > > It's always fun discussing this with Brandon. He will claim to
> >> > support
> >> > > > > > > > Freedom of Expression -- unless, of course, he doesn't like wha
> >> > t
> >> > > > > > > > someone freely expresses.
>
> >> > > > > > > Freedom of expression doeesn't include child rape
>
> >> > > > > > So, when child rape happens, it shouldn't be reported?
>
> >> > > > > You mean there's a doubt in your mind?  
>
> >> > > > I was asking YOU.
>
> >> > > You asked if it should be reported. IOW,
> >> > > you don't know.
>
> >> > Incorrect.  I asked Blobby if it should be reported.  More
> >> > specifically, I asked Blobby if, according to his logic, it SHOULDN'T
> >> > be reported, since his premise is that it shouldn't be EXPRESSED, and
> >> > reporting something is EXPRESSING it.
>
> >> > Your grade for comprehension:  F
>
> >> > > > You said that it shouldn't be expressed.
>
> >> > > > But in order to report a rape, it has to be expressed.
>
> >> > > > We're waiting for you to back-pedal here.... but we'll laugh at you
> >> > > > regardless!
>
> >> > > You keep babbling about that mythical "we"_  Myself, Brandon, Mephi,
> >> > > Psycho, B&C, Lamey, etc. equals a "we"  WE don't see  anybody b
> >> > ut
> >> > > Larter supporting your foolishness
>
> >> > Have a look at the AUK ballot.
>
> >> Take your AUK ballot and shove it up your gay ass.
>
> >Oh!  FOAMY!!
>
> >> Who the fuck
> >> cares about a bunch of maladjusted old assholes playing kid
> >> games on the internet?
>
> >FROTHY!!!
>
> >> You must have sucked a mile of dick to get your nominations on
> >> there.  Those alone would render any ballot worthless.
>
> >FROTHY FOAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>
> I'm pleased to see that your finally showing some gratitude for all
> the Christian love that Brother Random has been bestowing on you, Pat.
> You don't have to submit to the sin of homosexuality any longer. True,
> we are ALL very often tempted with many homosexual desires, but we can
> resist them through Jesus Christ our Lord.
>
> Always remember, Jesus loves you and so do I! Each and every one of you!

I eat shit.




== 2 of 3 ==
Date: Thurs, Jun 11 2009 4:21 pm
From: Shocking China Blue/Venus


In article <525054cc-abe7-4a53...@r37g2000yqd.googlegroups.com>,
Pat Magroyne <patma...@null.net> wrote:

> I have the mind of a college-educated adult.

Give it back. You're getting your fingerprints all over it.

--
Damn the living - It's a lovely life. I'm whoever you want me to be,
Silver silverware - Where is the love? Reverend.
Oval swimming pool - Where is the love? At least I can stay in character.
Damn the living - It's a lovely life. mmmm lemon yogurt




== 3 of 3 ==
Date: Thurs, Jun 11 2009 4:21 pm
From: Shocking China Blue/Venus


In article <92beaf19-4c1a-4b44...@y33g2000prg.googlegroups.com>,
Doc Dice <steven_j...@rocketmail.com> wrote:

> You keep babbling about that mythical "we"_ Myself, Brandon, Mephi,
> Psycho, B&C, Lamey, etc. equals a "we" WE don't see anybody but

How many of you have physically distinct bodies?

--
Damn the living - It's a lovely life. I'm whoever you want me to be,
Silver silverware - Where is the love? Reverend.
Oval swimming pool - Where is the love? At least I can stay in character.
Damn the living - It's a lovely life. mmmm lemon yogurt





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TOPIC: Hallway A
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/t/da1f661130a22d3f?hl=en
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== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Thurs, Jun 11 2009 4:06 pm
From: Dave U. Random


In article <4A3168...@earthlink.net>
Edmond Wollmann <arctur...@earthlink.net> wrote:
>
> arfie...@gmail.com wrote:
> >
> > On Jun 8, 10:31 pm, Edmond Wollmann <arcturian...@earthlink.net>
> > wrote:
> > > Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
> > >
> > > > E H Wollmann Professional Astrologer <acheaopt...@yahoo.com> wrote in
> > > >news:d7a155d1-dfd1-481c...@l12g2000yqo.googlegroups.com:
> > >
> > > > > Free will exists on all levels.
> > >
> > > > Great! Thanks for the update, Pantyhead. I was afraid they might have
> > > > revoked it and I'd not gotten the memo.
> > >
> > > You're welcome, dildohead.
> >
> > Said like a man communicating at the very top of his
> > "conciousness".
> >
> > *Other* examples of Edmo's rapier wit and intellectual
> > prowess are available at http://www.smbtech.com/ed , as usual.
> >
> > -Chris Krolczyk
>
> "It's better to be a lion for a day than a sheep all your life." Sister
> Elizabeth Kenny

http://www.smbtech.com/ed




























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TOPIC: Ping Bob Larter
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/t/d52e1c4613ec34f7?hl=en
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== 1 of 5 ==
Date: Thurs, Jun 11 2009 3:52 pm
From: Flash®


Russell Tavek <restavek...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>On 6/11/09 5:38 PM, in article v9u235h4nukv93l4i...@4ax.com,
>"Flash®" <ScarletS...@fastest.man.alive.org> wrote:
>
>
>> Now, you can continue hopping from pillar to post,
>> guessing. Or you can cut a deal.
>>
>> Are you able to deal, gweggie.. or is that too, beyond
>> your extents in intelligence.
>
>This guy is the Polish mafia: he's making me a deal I can't understand.
>
>OK, I'll bite. What's your "deal?" I doubt that you have anything to offer
>me that I will find interesting, and know that you've got nothing with which
>to threaten me. But it's a slow day here at the office and I have nothing
>better to do. The e-mail address works if you feel like communicating
>privately.

There is more than enough information to hand from PM to
squash you any time I choose, Sir.
The security you script kiddee types rely on, sitting behind your
Windows® GUI, never disappoints in raising a chuckle at this node.
As someone else (Bob Larter??) said, your blathering is of little
concern to those who know. It is enough to have proof you are
full of piss and wind, easily hoodwinked.

I digress..

The deal I put up is very simple.
My focus is on my project, one "Gregory Hall".
You two are so closely aligned in manner and method as to
have caused your entanglement in that project.
I could cite the instances, however your rejection of this
deal would then hamper progress, so that information is
denied an airing.

What you need to do is untangle yourself.

You have claimed you have a posting history well versed
in the politics of Usenet. I want to see that history.
Myself I could not give a hoot what you have done or will
do (aside from involving unconnected real lifers) as I do
subscribe to the freedoms of Usenet in the fullest sense.

So.. you show me yours and I will show you mine.
Maybe you will surprise me but I *know* you (and others)
will fall off your chair when you see what is under the lycra.

Need I say, "legitimate identifiable/verifiable posting history"?
Do not make the mistake of insulting my intelligence further.
You can not afford the space, gweggie.

--
Flash®

Had your Bullshit today?
Get your fibre here:
http://outingextremistanti-scientologists.blogspot.com/




== 2 of 5 ==
Date: Thurs, Jun 11 2009 3:59 pm
From: "Hu Flung Dung"


Flash®, ye manky ireful bastard, a ruffian that will swear, drink,
dance, revel the night, rob, murder and commit the oldest of sins in the
newest kind of ways, ye advised:

> Do not make the mistake of insulting my intelligence further.

Only because you have none to insult.




== 3 of 5 ==
Date: Thurs, Jun 11 2009 4:11 pm
From: "Hu Flung Dung"


Flash®, ye pimply smooth, your beard deserves not so honourable a grave
as to stuff a botcher's cushion or to be entombed in as ass's pack
saddle, ye denunciated:

> 1. There is no "stir up shit" in my posts.

No, there's not. Just an endless stream of waffle and drivel.




== 4 of 5 ==
Date: Thurs, Jun 11 2009 4:21 pm
From: Shocking China Blue/Venus


In article <79dc4jF...@mid.individual.net>,
"Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries" <rhonda...@earthling.net> wrote:

> In news:chine.bleu-FBF30...@mara100-84.onlink.net,
> Shocking China Blue/Venus <chine...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> > In article <79cl31F...@mid.individual.net>,
> > "Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries" <rhonda...@earthling.net> wrote:
> >
> >> In news:chine.bleu-745E0...@mara100-84.onlink.net,
> >> Shocking China Blue/Venus <chine...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> >>> In article <79bhpgF...@mid.individual.net>,
> >>> "Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries" <rhonda...@earthling.net> wrote:
> >>>
> >>>> And I torture cats.
> >>>
> >>> I'm glad I'm not the only one.
> >>
> >> Well, someone has to do it.
> >>
> >> My favorite torture device is the Furminator. The mess is horrific,
> >> but it's worth it.
> >
> > You can tie up squirrels and dangle them just out of reach from the
> > oak tree.
>
> I have barn swallows and mockingbirds to perform that particular torture
> without any input from me. I have to be careful about the door, though--one
> nearly flew right on in the other day.

Squirrels clog dance on my roof. You wouldn't believe something so small could
be so loud.

--
Damn the living - It's a lovely life. I'm whoever you want me to be,
Silver silverware - Where is the love? Reverend.
Oval swimming pool - Where is the love? At least I can stay in character.
Damn the living - It's a lovely life. mmmm lemon yogurt




== 5 of 5 ==
Date: Thurs, Jun 11 2009 4:21 pm
From: Shocking China Blue/Venus


In article <OLeYl.540$P5....@nwrddc02.gnilink.net>, "krp" <kr...@verizon.net>
wrote:

> "Shocking China Blue/Venus" <chine...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:chine.bleu-7FFFA...@mara100-84.onlink.net...
> > In article <sC7Yl.446$P5....@nwrddc02.gnilink.net>, "krp"
> > <kr...@verizon.net>
> > wrote:
> >
> >> MARG - is an admitted wiccan and FEMINAZI. She also admits being a
> >> TROLL
> >> in the soc.men newsgroup. She has a legendary reputation there. Her and
> >> her
> >> sister, Carol Ann Worstal Hemingway. Two ultra-extremist feminist whack
> >> jobs.
> >
> > Are they STILL ignoring your shrill DEMANDS that you are THE alpha male of
> > soc.MEN?
>
> Are you still suffering from your gelding?

He's a fine HORSE, playful, OBEDIENT, and diligent. You should TRY it.

--
Damn the living - It's a lovely life. I'm whoever you want me to be,
Silver silverware - Where is the love? Reverend.
Oval swimming pool - Where is the love? At least I can stay in character.
Damn the living - It's a lovely life. mmmm lemon yogurt





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TOPIC: ALL KOOKOLOGISTS - List of Award nominees so far.
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/t/9023846f3739f168?hl=en
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== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Thurs, Jun 11 2009 3:58 pm
From: "Mr.Smartypants"


On Jun 11, 7:13 am, doc...@doctor.nl2k.ab.ca (The Doctor) wrote:
> In article <1706da06-8ee8-487a-986c-af38f4959...@j9g2000prh.googlegroups.com>,
>
>
>
>
>
> Mr.Smartypants <bunghole-jon...@lycos.com> wrote:
> >On Jun 10, 5:34=A0pm, "<p>sychotic <c>hicken" <"\"Bill Jillians
> >\""@invalid.invalid> wrote:
> >> As I fought to understand me own reality ... and yours ... the following
> >> was mentioned just to complicate things :
>
> >> >On Wed, 10 Jun 2009 16:22:12 +0100, "<p>sychotic <c>hicken" <"\"Bill
> >> >Jillians\""@invalid.invalid> wrote:
>
> >> >>As I fought to understand me own reality ... and yours ... the followin=
> >g
> >> >>was mentioned just to complicate things :
> >> >>>On Jun 10, 3:46=A0am, "<p>sychotic <c>hicken" <"\"Bill Jillians
> >> >>>\""@invalid.invalid> wrote:
> >> >>>> As I fought to understand me own reality ... and yours ... the follo=
> >wing
> >> >>>> was mentioned just to complicate things :
>
> >> >>>> >"<p>sychotic <c>hicken" <"\"Bill Jillians\""@invalid.invalid> wrote=
> > in
> >> >>>> >messagenews:vyD7STCB...@blueyonder.co.uk...
> >> >>>> >> As I fought to understand me own reality ... and yours ... the fo=
> >llowing
> >> >>>> >> was mentioned just to complicate things :
> >> >>>> >>>On Jun 6, 4:14 am, "<p>sychotic <c>hicken" <"\"Bill Jillians
> >> >>>> >>>\""@invalid.invalid> wrote:
> >> >>>> >>>> As I fought to understand me own reality ... and yours ... the
> >> >>>> >>>>following
> >> >>>> >>>> was mentioned just to complicate things :
>
> >> >>>> >>>> >: Hammer of Thor
> >> >>>> >>>> >:
> >> >>>> >>>> >: * Ron Hamilton aka Mr.SmartyPants
> >> >>>> >>>> >: Ignis Fatuus / Yads, aka The Doctor - REJECTED
> >> >>>> >>>> >:
>
> >> >>>> >>>> Aye ... there is many a slip between cup and lip.
>
> >> >>>> >>>So far I don't seem to be on the kooks list, just the Aggy-want-t=
> >o-
> >> >>>> >>>kill-them list. I dome want to be on just one list, though, that'=
> >s
> >> >>>> >>>boring. I need to set up another list. Problem is, what the hell =
> >do I
> >> >>>> >>>qualify as, other than an Aggy-baiter?
>
> >> >>>> >> You probably wouldn't like any advice I have to offer. =A0Most
> >> >>>> >>people don't.
>
> >> >>>> >Hmmm. =A0Have you ever wondered why that is?
>
> >> >>>> It is because most people are stupid ... since you insist on knowing=
> >.
>
> >> >>>> >> --
> >> >>>> >> "Bill Jillians is a troll who will say anything to anyone, anytim=
> >e
> >> >>>> >> if he thought it'd cause mischief. If you're basing you position
> >> >>>> >> one incident, go google his name and read the whole history. Also
> >> >>>> >> go search out the utube clip. I think you'll find it quite
> >> >>>> >> revealing" =A0 =A0 =A0 =A0 =A0 =A0 =A0 =A0 =A0 =A0 =A0 =A0 =A0 =
> >=A0 =A0 =A0 MuntDregger - 5/6/2009
>
> >> >>>> --
> >> >>>> "Bill Jillians is a troll who will say anything to anyone, anytime
> >> >>>> if he thought it'd cause mischief. If you're basing you position
> >> >>>> one incident, go google his name and read the whole history. Also
> >> >>>> go search out the utube clip. I think you'll find it quite
> >> >>>> revealing" =A0 =A0 =A0 =A0 =A0 =A0 =A0 =A0 =A0 =A0 =A0 =A0 =A0 =A0 =
> >=A0 =A0 MuntDregger - 5/6/2009-
> >> >>>>Hide quoted text -
>
> >> >>>> - Show quoted text -
>
> >> >>>So most people are stupid are they? =A0 Now I may be making an
> >> >>>assumption here but I presume that is relative to yourself, IYHO?
>
> >> >>>If that is the case I am surprised that you wondered why I used the
> >> >>>phrase "Superiority Complex" as an epithet for you?
>
> >> >>You are a dumb shit and playing with a phrase like "Superiority Complex=
> >"
> >> >>will only get you burning your own fingers.
>
> >> >>But if you don't believe me run with it and see where it gets you.
>
> >> >>Be my guest.
>
> >> >>I've written a thread already to go, if you accept this challenge. =A0J=
> >ust
> >> >>say the word and we can get this kicked off.
>
> >> >>I consider you at least have a fighting chance, if you know what you ar=
> >e
> >> >>doing. I don't need to discuss further my thoughts on that subject at
> >> >>least.
>
> >> >The only real difference between you and Yads is that his posts are
> >> >brief. Perhaps you could learn something there.
>
> >> Funny .. his brief posts is what you have been complaining about for
> >> years.
>
> >No one complains about the brevity of the posts. It's the total lack
> >of intelligent thought that goes into the posts that pisses everyone
> >off.
>
> >> Guess he might as well ignore further criticism from you since you are
> >> clearly utterly insincere.
>
> >Every bit of criticism that Yads gets is SINCERELY given.
>
> Same goes to you and your company you damned chronic lying anti-Semite.


LOL!!!

Made you swear you little Christian hypocrite.



>
> And you still have not answered Ken McVay's accusation on anti-Semitism.



McVay is a Zionist shill and almost as stupid as you.



> --
> Member - Liberal International  This is doc...@nl2k.ab.ca
> Ici doc...@nl2k.ab.ca God, Queen and country! Beware Anti-Christ rising!
> Never Satan President Republic!
> Rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength.  -Eric Hoffer- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -






==============================================================================
TOPIC: Chasity Bono (Cher & Sonny Bono's lesbian daughter) to have sex change
operation!
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/t/b6d812abfc30edba?hl=en
==============================================================================

== 1 of 3 ==
Date: Thurs, Jun 11 2009 4:10 pm
From: Charlie


On Jun 11, 6:31 pm, Jim Beam <Tenbeers1...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> On Jun 11, 3:49 pm, Bluuuue Rajah <Bluuuuue@Rajah.> wrote:
>
> > "rivergirl...@hotmail.com" <rivergirl...@hotmail.com> wrote innews:40f3506f-4eac-48c8...@w3g2000yqf.googlegroups.com:
>
> > > On Jun 11, 2:19 pm, Taylor <micros...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > >> Via Twitter:
>
> > >> @HarveyLevinTMZ Chastity Bono is having a sex change operation...read
> > >> about all of it here...http://bit.ly/ikQB7
>
> > >>www.Twitter.com/HarveyLevinTMZ
>
> > > I don't think she really needs one.
>
> > Where's she gonna buy the spare parts?
>
> Would he/she still be a lesbo or a homo? (both?) (straight?)

Bet Cher is real proud of shim!




== 2 of 3 ==
Date: Thurs, Jun 11 2009 4:21 pm
From: Shocking China Blue/Venus


In article <Xns9C27B9F9B6C29lk...@207.115.33.102>,
Bluuuue Rajah <Bluuuuue@Rajah.> wrote:

> "Anthony Allende" <all...@socal.rr.com> wrote in
> news:_neYl.18707$jZ1....@flpi144.ffdc.sbc.com:
>
> >
> > "Bluuuue Rajah" <Bluuuuue@Rajah.> wrote in message
> > news:Xns9C27A1128B9DDlk...@207.115.33.102...
> >> "riverg...@hotmail.com" <riverg...@hotmail.com> wrote in
> >> news:40f3506f-4eac-48c8-adb2-abae2ce5a775
> @w3g2000yqf.googlegroups.com:
> >>
> >>> On Jun 11, 2:19 pm, Taylor <micros...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >>>> Via Twitter:
> >>>>
> >>>> @HarveyLevinTMZ Chastity Bono is having a sex change
> >>>> operation...read about all of it here...http://bit.ly/ikQB7
> >>>>
> >>>> www.Twitter.com/HarveyLevinTMZ
> >>>
> >>> I don't think she really needs one.
> >>
> >> Where's she gonna buy the spare parts?
> >
> > Snap on Tools
>
> I hear they have trucks that drive around.

Is she a lesbian trapped in a woman's body?

--
Damn the living - It's a lovely life. I'm whoever you want me to be,
Silver silverware - Where is the love? Reverend.
Oval swimming pool - Where is the love? At least I can stay in character.
Damn the living - It's a lovely life. mmmm lemon yogurt




== 3 of 3 ==
Date: Thurs, Jun 11 2009 4:30 pm
From: Shocking China Blue/Venus


In article <abb30d21-6143-421c...@t16g2000yqi.googlegroups.com>,
"riverg...@hotmail.com" <riverg...@hotmail.com> wrote:

> On Jun 11, 2:49 pm, Bluuuue Rajah <Bluuuuue@Rajah.> wrote:
> > "rivergirl...@hotmail.com" <rivergirl...@hotmail.com> wrote
> > innews:40f3506f-4eac-48c8...@w3g2000yqf.googlegroups.com:
> >
> > > On Jun 11, 2:19 pm, Taylor <micros...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > >> Via Twitter:
> >
> > >> @HarveyLevinTMZ Chastity Bono is having a sex change operation...read
> > >> about all of it here...http://bit.ly/ikQB7
> >
> > >>www.Twitter.com/HarveyLevinTMZ
> >
> > > I don't think she really needs one.
> >
> > Where's she gonna buy the spare parts?
>
> From the looks of her, she already has a dick.

Try waiting till 2AM when they're too drunk to see you clearly, though she will
likely kick you out of bed when she's sober.

--
Damn the living - It's a lovely life. I'm whoever you want me to be,
Silver silverware - Where is the love? Reverend.
Oval swimming pool - Where is the love? At least I can stay in character.
Damn the living - It's a lovely life. mmmm lemon yogurt





==============================================================================
TOPIC: MAD PORNO BILL JILLIANS and his insincere "Apologies to the Flonk (
Thanks for all your Support)"
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/t/391150591cd4c7b8?hl=en
==============================================================================

== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Thurs, Jun 11 2009 4:19 pm
From: "H.G. Wells' Invisible Man"


On Thu, 11 Jun 2009 12:27:43 GMT, in the District Court of
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "<p>sychotic <c>hicken" <"\"Bill
Jillians\""@invalid.invalid> dared to offer up
news:ataGF9E$gPMK...@blueyonder.co.uk as a Trial Exhibit:

> You can see the sort of treatment handed out to anyone on ASH who
> doesn't see eye to eye with a bunch of posters loyal only to themselves
> who certainly don't give a fuck about helping the suicidal people in
> ASH.<SELF_SPNAK!>

Sure do, MAD PORNO BILL JILLIANS. Douglas Wiser, Patrick Michael Sullivan,
and you try to goad people into suicide.


> I tried to help these suicidal people<BITCHSLAP!>

Uh huh.

Let's look at some of your "examples" of "help[ing] these suicidal people":


***
"Not that's fine ... sling off about me whenever you like ... that's
what I'm here for (God help me). I'll just take it out on the
helpless suicidals who can't fight back, when they least expect it."

- Mad Porno Bill Jillians states his real intentions in a rare bout of
honesty,
Message-ID: <oYch6wFQ...@blueyonder.co.uk>

***
"If you do that again I'll talk to some people I know in Australia.
You know the Australian estate agent database is available for MONEY
It has your name and address in it.
I can think of plenty of people who would just love to get that
information :)"

- Mad Porno Bill Jillians wants to go RL when spnaked on usenet for lying,
Message-ID: <teFlbqA6...@blueyonder.co.uk>

***
"I'm currently having a lot of fun sticking up for a known pedophile on
alt.usenet.kooks if you want to check me out."

- Mad Porno Bill Jillians boasts about defending Richard Bullis,
Message-ID: <ySbGH4F2qJN$Ex...@tiscali.co.uk>

***

If you really are serious about pushing this guy away then I'm sure you
will be successful. Even you know that. Look at all the other
successes you have had.
I'd say you ditch the dude ... throw a pity party then off yourself.
That sound good to you?

- Mad Porno Bill Jillians playing "usenet counselor" on a suicide group,
Message-ID: <ZlH9FyAe...@blueyonder.co.uk>

***

I reckon depressed and suicidal folks can do without your "help"...

...don't you, Mad Porno Bill Jillians, Coward of The Month Elect, June 2009?


--
© 2009 "H.G. Wells' Invisible Man" & jndjnd.com
Black Hat #1 AshK00ks' Lits of Haet #3

***May 2003 KotM Barbara Schwarz is a lackey of Patrick Michael Sullivan:
<http://home.snafu.de/tilman/Barbara_Schwarz_8.8.2006.html>

Babbles does the dirty work for Patrick Michael Sullivan since
Paddles is under an injunction - see paragraphs [121] - [124]
<http://www.courts.gov.bc.ca/Jdb-txt/SC/08/08/2008BCSC0827.htm>





==============================================================================
TOPIC: Incessant whinng by Edmond Wollmann
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/t/9bfa91b8dca7e993?hl=en
==============================================================================

== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Thurs, Jun 11 2009 4:21 pm
From: Shocking China Blue/Venus


In article <4810161.9...@127.0.0.1>, Sofa King <ro...@127.0.0.1> wrote:

> arfie...@gmail.com wrote:
>
> > On Jun 4, 2:58 pm, Bob Officer <boboffic...@127.0.0.7> wrote:
> >> On Thu, 04 Jun 2009 12:31:50 -0400, in alt.astrology, Sofa King
> >
> >> <r...@127.0.0.1> wrote:
> >
> >> >how's that going for you, cheesedick?
> >
> >> What does that make you?
> >
> > Pretty damn useless, from the looks of it.
> >
> > -Chris Krolczyk
>
> aw thanks fer reacharounding yer pal. i'm sure he appreciates it.

What? No questions about transformers? Terminators?

--
Damn the living - It's a lovely life. I'm whoever you want me to be,
Silver silverware - Where is the love? Reverend.
Oval swimming pool - Where is the love? At least I can stay in character.
Damn the living - It's a lovely life. mmmm lemon yogurt





==============================================================================
TOPIC: Shame on Denmark
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/t/92fe920a1e89cabb?hl=en
==============================================================================

== 1 of 6 ==
Date: Thurs, Jun 11 2009 4:21 pm
From: Aratzio


On Thu, 11 Jun 2009 02:35:58 +0000 (UTC), in the land of
alt.usenet.kooks, spooge <spo...@databasix.com> got double secret
probation for writing:

>Aratzio <a6ah...@sneakemail.com> wrote in
>news:onbu25hca1h2onugc...@4ax.com:
>
>> On Wed, 10 Jun 2009 03:22:48 +0000 (UTC), in the land of
>> 24hoursupport.helpdesk, spooge <spo...@databasix.com> got double
>> secret probation for writing:
>>
>>>Aratzio <a6ah...@sneakemail.com> wrote in
>>>news:iuot251ah8ht79ign...@4ax.com:
>>>
>>>> On Tue, 9 Jun 2009 08:39:16 +0100, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
>>>> "Brian Cryer" <not.here@localhost> got double secret probation for
>>>> writing:
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>"Aratzio" <a6ah...@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>news:2rar25l3aaqbn1bp0...@4ax.com...
>>>>>> On Mon, 8 Jun 2009 09:41:47 +0100, in the land of
>>>>>> 24hoursupport.helpdesk, "Brian Cryer" <not.here@localhost> got
>>>>>> double secret probation for writing:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>"Bob Larter" <bobby...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>news:h0fmdc$6p9$6...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
>>>>>>>> Brian Cryer wrote:
>>>>>>>>> "Bob Larter" <bobby...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>> news:h04rjn$ok0$5...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
>>>>>>>>> <snip>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Please don't feed the trolls.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> If someone is trolling then its best just to ignore their posts
>>>>>>>>> rather than to respond, all you do is encourage them.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> What's a troll?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> http://everything.explained.at/Troll_(Internet)/
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I don't get it.
>>>>>
>>>>>A troll is someone who posts irrelevant messages with the intention
>>>>>of annoying, aggrevating or just simply starting a flame ware.
>>>>>
>>>>>In this instance ""Bob Larter" responded to a message from "Hu Flung
>>>>>Dung", where "Hu ..."'s post was simply offsensive and had no
>>>>>constructive useful content. Hu... was trolling.
>>>>>
>>>>>Despite trolls being (very) annoying and only one step above (or
>>>>>below) spammers, it is best to ignore them. If people ignore their
>>>>>posts then they are more likley to go away (or so goes the general
>>>>>wisdom). If your newsgroup reader allows you to filter posts from
>>>>>certain individuals then its a good idea to add trolls to that list
>>>>>as you find them.
>>>>>
>>>>>Does that help clear it up?
>>>>
>>>> Not really, I just wonder why you would be stupid enough to get
>>>> annoyed about messages you don't have to read.
>>>
>>>I think that Brian is being ever so helpful. And stuff.
>>
>> One does have to respect his knobishness.
>
>I spell it 'stuff', you spell it 'knobishness', but we're both saying
>the same thing.

No, we are not.




== 2 of 6 ==
Date: Thurs, Jun 11 2009 4:21 pm
From: Aratzio


On Thu, 11 Jun 2009 02:36:22 +0000 (UTC), in the land of
alt.usenet.kooks, spooge <spo...@databasix.com> got double secret
probation for writing:

>Aratzio <a6ah...@sneakemail.com> wrote in
>news:vmbu25h1pgh7636uo...@4ax.com:
>
>> On Wed, 10 Jun 2009 03:28:10 +0000 (UTC), in the land of
>> 24hoursupport.helpdesk, spooge <spo...@databasix.com> got double
>> secret probation for writing:
>>
>>>Aratzio <a6ah...@sneakemail.com> wrote in
>>>news:t0pt25pue7atgeim8...@4ax.com:
>>>
>>>> On Tue, 09 Jun 2009 19:01:36 +1000, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
>>>> Bob Larter <bobby...@gmail.com> got double secret probation for
>>>> writing:
>>>>
>>>>>Aratzio wrote:
>>>>>> On Mon, 8 Jun 2009 09:41:47 +0100, in the land of
>>>>>> 24hoursupport.helpdesk, "Brian Cryer" <not.here@localhost> got
>>>>>> double secret probation for writing:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> "Bob Larter" <bobby...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>> news:h0fmdc$6p9$6...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
>>>>>>>> Brian Cryer wrote:
>>>>>>>>> "Bob Larter" <bobby...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>> news:h04rjn$ok0$5...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
>>>>>>>>> <snip>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Please don't feed the trolls.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> If someone is trolling then its best just to ignore their posts
>>>>>>>>> rather than to respond, all you do is encourage them.
>>>>>>>> What's a troll?
>>>>>>> http://everything.explained.at/Troll_(Internet)/
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I don't get it.
>>>>>
>>>>>Me either.
>>>>
>>>> Seems to be an awful lot of unnecessary work when ignoring shit is
>>>> easier.
>>>
>>>I'd probably agree with you if I hadn't ignored his post.
>>
>> What?
>
>Excuse me?

Why?




== 3 of 6 ==
Date: Thurs, Jun 11 2009 4:22 pm
From: Aratzio


On Thu, 11 Jun 2009 02:37:31 +0000 (UTC), in the land of
alt.usenet.kooks, spooge <spo...@databasix.com> got double secret
probation for writing:

>Aratzio <a6ah...@sneakemail.com> wrote in
>news:robu25tcoocb8uss3...@4ax.com:
>
>> On Tue, 9 Jun 2009 23:36:01 -0400, in the land of
>> 24hoursupport.helpdesk, Kali <ka...@happy.joy> got double secret
>> probation for writing:
>>
>>>In article <h0l89n$r41$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>,
>>>bobby...@gmail.com says...
>>>>
>>>> Brian Cryer wrote:
>>>> > "Bob Larter" <bobby...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>>> > news:h0fmdc$6p9$6...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
>>>> >> Brian Cryer wrote:
>>>> >>> "Bob Larter" <bobby...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>>> >>> news:h04rjn$ok0$5...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
>>>> >>> <snip>
>>>> >>>
>>>> >>> Please don't feed the trolls.
>>>> >>>
>>>> >>> If someone is trolling then its best just to ignore their posts
>>>> >>> rather than to respond, all you do is encourage them.
>>>> >>
>>>> >> What's a troll?
>>>> >
>>>> > http://everything.explained.at/Troll_(Internet)/
>>>>
>>>> Gosh.
>>>
>>>Are there really trolls on Usenet? How do you recognize them?
>>
>> They look a lot like fuckheads but are not nearly as funny.
>
>But what remains unanswered is: do they stay crunchy in milk?

They get harder with breast milk.




== 4 of 6 ==
Date: Thurs, Jun 11 2009 4:29 pm
From: "Hu Flung Dung"


Aratzio, ye wenching quondam carpetmonger, thou art a knave, and I will
aggravate thy style, ye wavered:

> On Thu, 11 Jun 2009 02:36:22 +0000 (UTC), in the land of
> alt.usenet.kooks, spooge <spo...@databasix.com> got double secret
> probation for writing:
>
>> Aratzio <a6ah...@sneakemail.com> wrote in
>> news:vmbu25h1pgh7636uo...@4ax.com:
>>
>>> On Wed, 10 Jun 2009 03:28:10 +0000 (UTC), in the land of
>>> 24hoursupport.helpdesk, spooge <spo...@databasix.com> got double
>>> secret probation for writing:
>>>
>>>> Aratzio <a6ah...@sneakemail.com> wrote in
>>>> news:t0pt25pue7atgeim8...@4ax.com:
>>>>
>>>>> On Tue, 09 Jun 2009 19:01:36 +1000, in the land of
>>>>> alt.usenet.kooks, Bob Larter <bobby...@gmail.com> got double
>>>>> secret probation for writing:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Aratzio wrote:
>>>>>>> On Mon, 8 Jun 2009 09:41:47 +0100, in the land of
>>>>>>> 24hoursupport.helpdesk, "Brian Cryer" <not.here@localhost> got
>>>>>>> double secret probation for writing:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> "Bob Larter" <bobby...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>> news:h0fmdc$6p9$6...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
>>>>>>>>> Brian Cryer wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> "Bob Larter" <bobby...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>> news:h04rjn$ok0$5...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
>>>>>>>>>> <snip>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Please don't feed the trolls.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> If someone is trolling then its best just to ignore their
>>>>>>>>>> posts rather than to respond, all you do is encourage them.
>>>>>>>>> What's a troll?
>>>>>>>> http://everything.explained.at/Troll_(Internet)/
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I don't get it.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Me either.
>>>>>
>>>>> Seems to be an awful lot of unnecessary work when ignoring shit is
>>>>> easier.
>>>>
>>>> I'd probably agree with you if I hadn't ignored his post.
>>>
>>> What?
>>
>> Excuse me?
>
> Why?

He farted.




== 5 of 6 ==
Date: Thurs, Jun 11 2009 4:35 pm
From: Aratzio


On Thu, 11 Jun 2009 14:23:58 -0400, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
Kali <ka...@happy.joy> got double secret probation for writing:

>In article <robu25tcoocb8uss3...@4ax.com>, a6ahlyv02
>@sneakemail.com says...
>>
>> On Tue, 9 Jun 2009 23:36:01 -0400, in the land of
>> 24hoursupport.helpdesk, Kali <ka...@happy.joy> got double secret
>> probation for writing:
>>
>> >In article <h0l89n$r41$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>,
>> >bobby...@gmail.com says...
>> >>
>> >> Brian Cryer wrote:
>> >> > "Bob Larter" <bobby...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>> >> > news:h0fmdc$6p9$6...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
>> >> >> Brian Cryer wrote:
>> >> >>> "Bob Larter" <bobby...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>> >> >>> news:h04rjn$ok0$5...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
>> >> >>> <snip>
>> >> >>>
>> >> >>> Please don't feed the trolls.
>> >> >>>
>> >> >>> If someone is trolling then its best just to ignore their posts
>> >> >>> rather than to respond, all you do is encourage them.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> What's a troll?
>> >> >
>> >> > http://everything.explained.at/Troll_(Internet)/
>> >>
>> >> Gosh.
>> >
>> >Are there really trolls on Usenet? How do you recognize them?
>>
>> They look a lot like fuckheads but are not nearly as funny.
>
>Well it's a good thing there aren't any trolls in auk.

What is an AUK?




== 6 of 6 ==
Date: Thurs, Jun 11 2009 4:36 pm
From: Aratzio


On Thu, 11 Jun 2009 21:09:51 GMT, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks, "Hu
Flung Dung" <inv...@invalid.invalid> got double secret probation for
writing:

>Kali, ye rude-growing knot of damned bloodsuckers, never hung poison on
>a fouler toad, ye protested:
>
>> In article <robu25tcoocb8uss3...@4ax.com>, a6ahlyv02
>> @sneakemail.com says...
>>>
>>> On Tue, 9 Jun 2009 23:36:01 -0400, in the land of
>>> 24hoursupport.helpdesk, Kali <ka...@happy.joy> got double secret
>>> probation for writing:
>>>
>>>> In article <h0l89n$r41$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>,
>>>> bobby...@gmail.com says...
>>>>>
>>>>> Brian Cryer wrote:
>>>>>> "Bob Larter" <bobby...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>> news:h0fmdc$6p9$6...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
>>>>>>> Brian Cryer wrote:
>>>>>>>> "Bob Larter" <bobby...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>> news:h04rjn$ok0$5...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
>>>>>>>> <snip>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Please don't feed the trolls.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> If someone is trolling then its best just to ignore their posts
>>>>>>>> rather than to respond, all you do is encourage them.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> What's a troll?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> http://everything.explained.at/Troll_(Internet)/
>>>>>
>>>>> Gosh.
>>>>
>>>> Are there really trolls on Usenet? How do you recognize them?
>>>
>>> They look a lot like fuckheads but are not nearly as funny.
>>
>> Well it's a good thing there aren't any trolls in auk.
>
>TROLLS!!!!! RUN AWAY!!!!

Oy you could buy some plastic wrap.





==============================================================================
TOPIC: Doctor Murdered in His Own Church - Reich Wing Spasms Violence Again
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/t/50036ac2df53a4f5?hl=en
==============================================================================

== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Thurs, Jun 11 2009 4:33 pm
From: Curly Surmudgeon


On Thu, 11 Jun 2009 15:16:12 -0700, HH&C wrote:

> But I was wrong.

You needn't state the obvious.

--
Regards, Curly
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* Just days after BOBANDCAROLE first posts to usenet (March 2000), a response
to one of his "juicy shaved pussy that squirts" ads. - 11 messages, 5 authors
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/t/6cb176ff9322eb11?hl=en
* Russell Tavek kicks the shit out of Lamey and Bobandcarole - 3 messages, 2
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* Shame on Denmark - 3 messages, 2 authors
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* TSB Bearings & Hurricane Electric don't like me... - 2 messages, 1 author
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* Will C*****s N****s sue Kali for sending the K. A. Cannonforgery? - 1
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* WTB: Cheap sloppy stinking mangina's just like TY...@aol.com has, but would
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TOPIC: Just days after BOBANDCAROLE first posts to usenet (March 2000), a
response to one of his "juicy shaved pussy that squirts" ads.
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/t/6cb176ff9322eb11?hl=en
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== 1 of 11 ==
Date: Sat, Jun 13 2009 2:26 pm
From: Fritz Wuehler


In article <9bc750d9-6d9e-4f74-84b5-
c68dea...@r37g2000yqd.googlegroups.com>
Enos Penvy <enos...@null.net> wrote:
>
> On Jun 13, 2:31 pm, Usenet Legends bobandcarole
> <bobandcarole...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > Lamey wrote:
> > > "Bob Larter" <bobbylar...@gmail.com> wrote in message
> > >news:h0vp6q$d23$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
> > > > Russell Tavek wrote:
> >
> > > >> On 6/11/09 11:09 PM, in article
> > > >> h0sgpn$c2...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com,
> > > >> "Bob Larter" <bobbylar...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >
> > > >>>> So what you're saying is that you CAN'T prove those "forgeries" we
> re
> > > >>>> forged
> > > >>>> and you have no way of refuting the evidence that the post in ques
> tion
> > > >>>> is
> > > >>>> genuine? Instead, you're going to hop up and down and make homopho
> bic
> > > >>>> comments in a vain effort to deflect from the fact that Bob was ca
> ught
> > > >>>> trolling for people who wanted to fuck his fatass wife.
> >
> > > >>>> Thanks: that's all we needed to know.
> >
> > > >>>> Now you can provide us with a rundown of all the pedophile groups
> > > >>>> you've
> > > >>>> closed down and all the pedophiles you've sent to jail. We're all
> > > >>>> waiting to
> > > >>>> hear how faglames help to stop online pedophiles.
> > > >>> Much as it pains me to agree with you; IAWTP.
> >
> > > >> I knew there was hope for you. (To be honest, I figured you were hop
> eless
> > > >> but hey, even I can be surprised once in a while).
> >
> > > >> Here's a question: based on a cursory count, you're leading the pack
> as a
> > > >> write-in candidate for CNotM
> >
> > > > By a bunch of anonymous sock-puppet accounts, which are ineligible to
> vote
> > > > in the first place.
> >
> > > >> - you've received far more votes than Seamus
> > > >> McRae. Are you going to give yourself the award, and, if so, will be
> ing a
> > > >> recognized and awarded kook disqualify you from being the FNVW?
> >
> > > > You've got it backwards. As kooks often react to being nominated for
> kook
> > > > awards by nominating the FNVW, the FNVW has always been exempted for
> > > > nominations. There's even a specific award for kooks who try to fuck
> with
> > > > the FNVW - the Tinfoil Sombrero.
> >
> > > hey! i GOT ONE OF THEM REMEMBER? oOOPS cAPS
> >
> > How come I can't have one??
>
> You've already got a number of kooks awards... why don't you list them
> in your tagline?

Give it up loser. Any awards you're responsible for are tainted.






























































== 2 of 11 ==
Date: Sat, Jun 13 2009 2:32 pm
From: "Lamey"



"Usenet Legends bobandcarole" <bobandc...@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:7d2de2bd-20f9-4b70...@3g2000yqk.googlegroups.com...
> Lamey wrote:
>> "Bob Larter" <bobby...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>> news:h0vp6q$d23$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
>> > Russell Tavek wrote:
>> >>
>> >>
>> >> On 6/11/09 11:09 PM, in article
>> >> h0sgpn$c2i$2...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com,
>> >> "Bob Larter" <bobby...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> >>
>> >>>> So what you're saying is that you CAN'T prove those "forgeries" were
>> >>>> forged
>> >>>> and you have no way of refuting the evidence that the post in
>> >>>> question
>> >>>> is
>> >>>> genuine? Instead, you're going to hop up and down and make
>> >>>> homophobic
>> >>>> comments in a vain effort to deflect from the fact that Bob was
>> >>>> caught
>> >>>> trolling for people who wanted to fuck his fatass wife.
>> >>>>
>> >>>> Thanks: that's all we needed to know.
>> >>>>
>> >>>> Now you can provide us with a rundown of all the pedophile groups
>> >>>> you've
>> >>>> closed down and all the pedophiles you've sent to jail. We're all
>> >>>> waiting to
>> >>>> hear how faglames help to stop online pedophiles.
>> >>> Much as it pains me to agree with you; IAWTP.
>> >>
>> >> I knew there was hope for you. (To be honest, I figured you were
>> >> hopeless
>> >> but hey, even I can be surprised once in a while).
>> >>
>> >> Here's a question: based on a cursory count, you're leading the pack
>> >> as a
>> >> write-in candidate for CNotM
>> >
>> > By a bunch of anonymous sock-puppet accounts, which are ineligible to
>> > vote
>> > in the first place.
>> >
>> >> - you've received far more votes than Seamus
>> >> McRae. Are you going to give yourself the award, and, if so, will
>> >> being a
>> >> recognized and awarded kook disqualify you from being the FNVW?
>> >
>> > You've got it backwards. As kooks often react to being nominated for
>> > kook
>> > awards by nominating the FNVW, the FNVW has always been exempted for
>> > nominations. There's even a specific award for kooks who try to fuck
>> > with
>> > the FNVW - the Tinfoil Sombrero.
>>
>> hey! i GOT ONE OF THEM REMEMBER? oOOPS cAPS
>
> How come I can't have one?? I need a bigger tag line! Hell, scott has
> sucked
> 10 miles of bob larters cock and only has 2 nominations. I think 'bob
> on this'
> is stingy.
>
> Lamey, I thought you had the galactic killfile? Maybe I'm thinking of
> Fred H.
> or somebody.

I might have. I had one hell of a sig. I'll try and find it on google.






== 3 of 11 ==
Date: Sat, Jun 13 2009 2:36 pm
From: "Lamey"



"Enos Penvy" <enos...@null.net> wrote in message
news:9bc750d9-6d9e-4f74...@r37g2000yqd.googlegroups.com...
On Jun 13, 2:31 pm, Usenet Legends bobandcarole
<bobandcarole...@gmail.com> wrote:
> Lamey wrote:
> > "Bob Larter" <bobbylar...@gmail.com> wrote in message
> >news:h0vp6q$d23$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
> > > Russell Tavek wrote:
>
> > >> On 6/11/09 11:09 PM, in article
> > >> h0sgpn$c2...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com,
> > >> "Bob Larter" <bobbylar...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> > >>>> So what you're saying is that you CAN'T prove those "forgeries"
> > >>>> were
> > >>>> forged
> > >>>> and you have no way of refuting the evidence that the post in
> > >>>> question
> > >>>> is
> > >>>> genuine? Instead, you're going to hop up and down and make
> > >>>> homophobic
> > >>>> comments in a vain effort to deflect from the fact that Bob was
> > >>>> caught
> > >>>> trolling for people who wanted to fuck his fatass wife.
>
> > >>>> Thanks: that's all we needed to know.
>
> > >>>> Now you can provide us with a rundown of all the pedophile groups
> > >>>> you've
> > >>>> closed down and all the pedophiles you've sent to jail. We're all
> > >>>> waiting to
> > >>>> hear how faglames help to stop online pedophiles.
> > >>> Much as it pains me to agree with you; IAWTP.
>
> > >> I knew there was hope for you. (To be honest, I figured you were
> > >> hopeless
> > >> but hey, even I can be surprised once in a while).
>
> > >> Here's a question: based on a cursory count, you're leading the pack
> > >> as a
> > >> write-in candidate for CNotM
>
> > > By a bunch of anonymous sock-puppet accounts, which are ineligible to
> > > vote
> > > in the first place.
>
> > >> - you've received far more votes than Seamus
> > >> McRae. Are you going to give yourself the award, and, if so, will
> > >> being a
> > >> recognized and awarded kook disqualify you from being the FNVW?
>
> > > You've got it backwards. As kooks often react to being nominated for
> > > kook
> > > awards by nominating the FNVW, the FNVW has always been exempted for
> > > nominations. There's even a specific award for kooks who try to fuck
> > > with
> > > the FNVW - the Tinfoil Sombrero.
>
> > hey! i GOT ONE OF THEM REMEMBER? oOOPS cAPS
>
> How come I can't have one??

You've already got a number of kooks awards... why don't you list them
in your tagline?

:-)

> I need a bigger tag line!

Put the AUK awards that you've already received and been nominated for
in your tagline! That should take up about 1 MB of space! Your
tagline will be HUGE!!!!!!!!!!!

> Hell, scott has
> sucked
> 10 miles of bob larters cock and only has 2 nominations.

And I only nominated you for one! LOL!!!!!!!!!! And you've done VERY
WELL with BOTH nominations!

You really take heart to toses useless awards don't you? Looking for new
friends?

> Lamey, I thought you had the galactic killfile? Maybe I'm thinking

Nope! You're not thinking!






== 4 of 11 ==
Date: Sat, Jun 13 2009 3:11 pm
From: Usenet Legends bobandcarole♥


Enos Penvy wrote:
> On Jun 13, 2:31 pm, Usenet Legends bobandcarole
> <bobandcarole...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > Lamey wrote:
> > > "Bob Larter" <bobbylar...@gmail.com> wrote in message
> > >news:h0vp6q$d23$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
> > > > Russell Tavek wrote:
> >
> > > >> On 6/11/09 11:09 PM, in article
> > > >> h0sgpn$c2...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com,
> > > >> "Bob Larter" <bobbylar...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >
> > > >>>> So what you're saying is that you CAN'T prove those "forgeries" were
> > > >>>> forged
> > > >>>> and you have no way of refuting the evidence that the post in question
> > > >>>> is
> > > >>>> genuine? Instead, you're going to hop up and down and make homophobic
> > > >>>> comments in a vain effort to deflect from the fact that Bob was caught
> > > >>>> trolling for people who wanted to fuck his fatass wife.
> >
> > > >>>> Thanks: that's all we needed to know.
> >
> > > >>>> Now you can provide us with a rundown of all the pedophile groups
> > > >>>> you've
> > > >>>> closed down and all the pedophiles you've sent to jail. We're all
> > > >>>> waiting to
> > > >>>> hear how faglames help to stop online pedophiles.
> > > >>> Much as it pains me to agree with you; IAWTP.
> >
> > > >> I knew there was hope for you. (To be honest, I figured you were hopeless
> > > >> but hey, even I can be surprised once in a while).
> >
> > > >> Here's a question: based on a cursory count, you're leading the pack as a
> > > >> write-in candidate for CNotM
> >
> > > > By a bunch of anonymous sock-puppet accounts, which are ineligible to vote
> > > > in the first place.
> >
> > > >> - you've received far more votes than Seamus
> > > >> McRae. Are you going to give yourself the award, and, if so, will being a
> > > >> recognized and awarded kook disqualify you from being the FNVW?
> >
> > > > You've got it backwards. As kooks often react to being nominated for kook
> > > > awards by nominating the FNVW, the FNVW has always been exempted for
> > > > nominations. There's even a specific award for kooks who try to fuck with
> > > > the FNVW - the Tinfoil Sombrero.
> >
> > > hey! i GOT ONE OF THEM REMEMBER? oOOPS cAPS
> >
> > How come I can't have one??
>
> You've already got a number of kooks awards... why don't you list them
> in your tagline?
>
> :-)
>
> > I need a bigger tag line!
>
> Put the AUK awards that you've already received and been nominated for
> in your tagline! That should take up about 1 MB of space! Your
> tagline will be HUGE!!!!!!!!!!!

Since you claim I have so many perhaps YOU will list them,
and I want them in order. :-))) Liar..

>
> > Hell, scott has
> > sucked
> > 10 miles of bob larters cock and only has 2 nominations.
>
> And I only nominated you for one! LOL!!!!!!!!!! And you've done VERY
> WELL with BOTH nominations!

Proof, cites? LOL!!!

The awards prove I got under your faggot skin so deep you feel the
need
to retaliate the only way you can and it still doesn't equal one
picture of
your FAT, UGLY mother. Got it, faggot?




== 5 of 11 ==
Date: Sat, Jun 13 2009 3:25 pm
From: Enos Penvy


On Jun 13, 6:11 pm, Usenet Legends bobandcarole♥
<bobandcarole...@gmail.com> wrote:
> Enos Penvy wrote:
> > On Jun 13, 2:31 pm, Usenet Legends bobandcarole
> > <bobandcarole...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > > Lamey wrote:
> > > > "Bob Larter" <bobbylar...@gmail.com> wrote in message
> > > >news:h0vp6q$d23$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
> > > > > Russell Tavek wrote:
>
> > > > >> On 6/11/09 11:09 PM, in article
> > > > >> h0sgpn$c2...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com,
> > > > >> "Bob Larter" <bobbylar...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> > > > >>>> So what you're saying is that you CAN'T prove those "forgeries" were
> > > > >>>> forged
> > > > >>>> and you have no way of refuting the evidence that the post in question
> > > > >>>> is
> > > > >>>> genuine? Instead, you're going to hop up and down and make homophobic
> > > > >>>> comments in a vain effort to deflect from the fact that Bob was caught
> > > > >>>> trolling for people who wanted to fuck his fatass wife.
>
> > > > >>>> Thanks: that's all we needed to know.
>
> > > > >>>> Now you can provide us with a rundown of all the pedophile groups
> > > > >>>> you've
> > > > >>>> closed down and all the pedophiles you've sent to jail. We're all
> > > > >>>> waiting to
> > > > >>>> hear how faglames help to stop online pedophiles.
> > > > >>> Much as it pains me to agree with you; IAWTP.
>
> > > > >> I knew there was hope for you. (To be honest, I figured you were hopeless
> > > > >> but hey, even I can be surprised once in a while).
>
> > > > >> Here's a question: based on a cursory count, you're leading the pack as a
> > > > >> write-in candidate for CNotM
>
> > > > > By a bunch of anonymous sock-puppet accounts, which are ineligible to vote
> > > > > in the first place.
>
> > > > >> - you've received far more votes than Seamus
> > > > >> McRae. Are you going to give yourself the award, and, if so, will being a
> > > > >> recognized and awarded kook disqualify you from being the FNVW?
>
> > > > > You've got it backwards. As kooks often react to being nominated for kook
> > > > > awards by nominating the FNVW, the FNVW has always been exempted for
> > > > > nominations. There's even a specific award for kooks who try to fuck with
> > > > > the FNVW - the Tinfoil Sombrero.
>
> > > > hey! i GOT ONE OF THEM REMEMBER? oOOPS cAPS
>
> > > How come I can't have one??
>
> > You've already got a number of kooks awards... why don't you list them
> > in your tagline?
>
> > :-)
>
> > > I need a bigger tag line!
>
> > Put the AUK awards that you've already received and been nominated for
> > in your tagline! That should take up about 1 MB of space! Your
> > tagline will be HUGE!!!!!!!!!!!
>
> Since you claim I have so many perhaps YOU will list them,
> and I want them in order. :-)))

I'll leave that for anyone in AUK who might be interested. :-)

> Liar..

Are you saying you haven't won and been nominated for numerous kook
awards?

>
>
>
> > > Hell, scott has
> > > sucked
> > > 10 miles of bob larters cock and only has 2 nominations.
>
> > And I only nominated you for one! LOL!!!!!!!!!! And you've done VERY
> > WELL with BOTH nominations!
>
> Proof, cites? LOL!!!

AUK poll for April/May 2009. Final results due shortly.

:-)


> The awards prove

that you are considered to be a usenet KOOK!

:-)




== 6 of 11 ==
Date: Sat, Jun 13 2009 3:33 pm
From: Usenet Legends bobandcarole ♣


Enos Penvy wrote:
> On Jun 13, 6:11 pm, Usenet Legends bobandcarole♥
> <bobandcarole...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > Enos Penvy wrote:
> > > On Jun 13, 2:31 pm, Usenet Legends bobandcarole
> > > <bobandcarole...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > > > Lamey wrote:
> > > > > "Bob Larter" <bobbylar...@gmail.com> wrote in message
> > > > >news:h0vp6q$d23$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
> > > > > > Russell Tavek wrote:
> >
> > > > > >> On 6/11/09 11:09 PM, in article
> > > > > >> h0sgpn$c2...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com,
> > > > > >> "Bob Larter" <bobbylar...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >
> > > > > >>>> So what you're saying is that you CAN'T prove those "forgeries" were
> > > > > >>>> forged
> > > > > >>>> and you have no way of refuting the evidence that the post in question
> > > > > >>>> is
> > > > > >>>> genuine? Instead, you're going to hop up and down and make homophobic
> > > > > >>>> comments in a vain effort to deflect from the fact that Bob was caught
> > > > > >>>> trolling for people who wanted to fuck his fatass wife.
> >
> > > > > >>>> Thanks: that's all we needed to know.
> >
> > > > > >>>> Now you can provide us with a rundown of all the pedophile groups
> > > > > >>>> you've
> > > > > >>>> closed down and all the pedophiles you've sent to jail. We're all
> > > > > >>>> waiting to
> > > > > >>>> hear how faglames help to stop online pedophiles.
> > > > > >>> Much as it pains me to agree with you; IAWTP.
> >
> > > > > >> I knew there was hope for you. (To be honest, I figured you were hopeless
> > > > > >> but hey, even I can be surprised once in a while).
> >
> > > > > >> Here's a question: based on a cursory count, you're leading the pack as a
> > > > > >> write-in candidate for CNotM
> >
> > > > > > By a bunch of anonymous sock-puppet accounts, which are ineligible to vote
> > > > > > in the first place.
> >
> > > > > >> - you've received far more votes than Seamus
> > > > > >> McRae. Are you going to give yourself the award, and, if so, will being a
> > > > > >> recognized and awarded kook disqualify you from being the FNVW?
> >
> > > > > > You've got it backwards. As kooks often react to being nominated for kook
> > > > > > awards by nominating the FNVW, the FNVW has always been exempted for
> > > > > > nominations. There's even a specific award for kooks who try to fuck with
> > > > > > the FNVW - the Tinfoil Sombrero.
> >
> > > > > hey! i GOT ONE OF THEM REMEMBER? oOOPS cAPS
> >
> > > > How come I can't have one??
> >
> > > You've already got a number of kooks awards... why don't you list them
> > > in your tagline?
> >
> > > :-)
> >
> > > > I need a bigger tag line!
> >
> > > Put the AUK awards that you've already received and been nominated for
> > > in your tagline! That should take up about 1 MB of space! Your
> > > tagline will be HUGE!!!!!!!!!!!
> >
> > Since you claim I have so many perhaps YOU will list them,
> > and I want them in order. :-)))
>
> I'll leave that for anyone in AUK who might be interested. :-)

That's just it, nobody is interested but YOU.
>
> > Liar..
>
> Are you saying you haven't won and been nominated for numerous kook
> awards?

YOU said I won so many and I called yer bluff.
>
> >
> >
> >
> > > > Hell, scott has
> > > > sucked
> > > > 10 miles of bob larters cock and only has 2 nominations.
> >
> > > And I only nominated you for one! LOL!!!!!!!!!! And you've done VERY
> > > WELL with BOTH nominations!
> >
> > Proof, cites? LOL!!!
>
> AUK poll for April/May 2009. Final results due shortly.

LOL!! So what? He just can't get it through his pea brain.
This crap doesn't mean anything except that I won a victory
by pissing him and 'bob on this' off so bad they whined like
2 pussy holes and resorted to make believe.

>
> :-)
>
>
> > The awards prove
>
> that you are considered to be a usenet KOOK!

You really believe that shit, huh? You can sit in my
pumpkin patch this halloween. :-)


:-)




== 7 of 11 ==
Date: Sat, Jun 13 2009 3:39 pm
From: "Lamey"



>
> > > > hey! i GOT ONE OF THEM REMEMBER? oOOPS cAPS
>
> > > How come I can't have one??
>
> > You've already got a number of kooks awards... why don't you list them
> > in your tagline?
>
> > :-)
>
> > > I need a bigger tag line!
>
> > Put the AUK awards that you've already received and been nominated for
> > in your tagline! That should take up about 1 MB of space! Your
> > tagline will be HUGE!!!!!!!!!!!
>
> Since you claim I have so many perhaps YOU will list them,
> and I want them in order. :-)))

I'll leave that for anyone in AUK who might be interested. :-)

Translation: I'm talking out of my ass again.

> Liar..

Are you saying you haven't won and been nominated for numerous kook
awards?

Let's see em?
Proof? lol

>
>
>
> > > Hell, scott has
> > > sucked
> > > 10 miles of bob larters cock and only has 2 nominations.
>
> > And I only nominated you for one! LOL!!!!!!!!!! And you've done VERY
> > WELL with BOTH nominations!
>
> Proof, cites? LOL!!!

AUK poll for April/May 2009. Final results due shortly.

Translation: Although I scream "proof" all the time... I refuse to provide
when asked.

:-)


> The awards prove

that you are considered to be a usenet KOOK!

It's an honor, you are the most cluless,leg humping, butt slurping noob I
have met yet.

:-)






== 8 of 11 ==
Date: Sat, Jun 13 2009 3:56 pm
From: Enos Penvy


On Jun 13, 6:33 pm, Usenet Legends bobandcarole ♣
<bobandcarole...@gmail.com> wrote:
> Enos Penvy wrote:
> > On Jun 13, 6:11 pm, Usenet Legends bobandcarole♥
> > <bobandcarole...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > > Enos Penvy wrote:
> > > > On Jun 13, 2:31 pm, Usenet Legends bobandcarole
> > > > <bobandcarole...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > > > > Lamey wrote:
> > > > > > "Bob Larter" <bobbylar...@gmail.com> wrote in message
> > > > > >news:h0vp6q$d23$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
> > > > > > > Russell Tavek wrote:
>
> > > > > > >> On 6/11/09 11:09 PM, in article
> > > > > > >> h0sgpn$c2...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com,
> > > > > > >> "Bob Larter" <bobbylar...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> > > > > > >>>> So what you're saying is that you CAN'T prove those "forgeries" were
> > > > > > >>>> forged
> > > > > > >>>> and you have no way of refuting the evidence that the post in question
> > > > > > >>>> is
> > > > > > >>>> genuine? Instead, you're going to hop up and down and make homophobic
> > > > > > >>>> comments in a vain effort to deflect from the fact that Bob was caught
> > > > > > >>>> trolling for people who wanted to fuck his fatass wife.
>
> > > > > > >>>> Thanks: that's all we needed to know.
>
> > > > > > >>>> Now you can provide us with a rundown of all the pedophile groups
> > > > > > >>>> you've
> > > > > > >>>> closed down and all the pedophiles you've sent to jail. We're all
> > > > > > >>>> waiting to
> > > > > > >>>> hear how faglames help to stop online pedophiles.
> > > > > > >>> Much as it pains me to agree with you; IAWTP.
>
> > > > > > >> I knew there was hope for you. (To be honest, I figured you were hopeless
> > > > > > >> but hey, even I can be surprised once in a while).
>
> > > > > > >> Here's a question: based on a cursory count, you're leading the pack as a
> > > > > > >> write-in candidate for CNotM
>
> > > > > > > By a bunch of anonymous sock-puppet accounts, which are ineligible to vote
> > > > > > > in the first place.
>
> > > > > > >> - you've received far more votes than Seamus
> > > > > > >> McRae. Are you going to give yourself the award, and, if so, will being a
> > > > > > >> recognized and awarded kook disqualify you from being the FNVW?
>
> > > > > > > You've got it backwards. As kooks often react to being nominated for kook
> > > > > > > awards by nominating the FNVW, the FNVW has always been exempted for
> > > > > > > nominations. There's even a specific award for kooks who try to fuck with
> > > > > > > the FNVW - the Tinfoil Sombrero.
>
> > > > > > hey! i GOT ONE OF THEM REMEMBER? oOOPS cAPS
>
> > > > > How come I can't have one??
>
> > > > You've already got a number of kooks awards... why don't you list them
> > > > in your tagline?
>
> > > > :-)
>
> > > > > I need a bigger tag line!
>
> > > > Put the AUK awards that you've already received and been nominated for
> > > > in your tagline! That should take up about 1 MB of space! Your
> > > > tagline will be HUGE!!!!!!!!!!!
>
> > > Since you claim I have so many perhaps YOU will list them,
> > > and I want them in order. :-)))
>
> > I'll leave that for anyone in AUK who might be interested. :-)
>
> That's just it, nobody is interested but YOU.

Then you'll explain these threads that deal with your kookiness and
your multiple nominations.

>
>
> > > Liar..
>
> > Are you saying you haven't won and been nominated for numerous kook
> > awards?
>
> YOU said I won so many and I called yer bluff.

Won and "been nominated for".

:-)

One I particularly enjoy was Blobby's nomination for the Palmjob
Paddle, as "bobandcarole AKA 'Anonymous Coward Stalker of Emerson
Wainwright' " in October 2008.

:-)




== 9 of 11 ==
Date: Sat, Jun 13 2009 3:56 pm
From: Enos Penvy


On Jun 13, 6:39 pm, "Lamey" <killedthe...@curious.com> wrote:
> > > > > hey! i GOT ONE OF THEM REMEMBER? oOOPS cAPS
>
> > > > How come I can't have one??
>
> > > You've already got a number of kooks awards... why don't you list them
> > > in your tagline?
>
> > > :-)
>
> > > > I need a bigger tag line!
>
> > > Put the AUK awards that you've already received and been nominated for
> > > in your tagline!  That should take up about 1 MB of space!  Your
> > > tagline will be HUGE!!!!!!!!!!!
>
> > Since you claim I have so many perhaps YOU will list them,
> > and I want them in order. :-)))
>
> I'll leave that for anyone in AUK who might be interested.  :-)
>
> Translation: I'm talking out of my ass again.

Well, one I particularly enjoy was Blobby's nomination for the Palmjob
Paddle, as "bobandcarole AKA 'Anonymous Coward Stalker of Emerson
Wainwright' " in October 2008.

:-)




== 10 of 11 ==
Date: Sat, Jun 13 2009 4:02 pm
From: "Lamey"



"Enos Penvy" <enos...@null.net> wrote in message
news:2c13a89c-461c-47d0...@f19g2000yqh.googlegroups.com...
On Jun 13, 6:39 pm, "Lamey" <killedthe...@curious.com> wrote:
> > > > > hey! i GOT ONE OF THEM REMEMBER? oOOPS cAPS
>
> > > > How come I can't have one??
>
> > > You've already got a number of kooks awards... why don't you list them
> > > in your tagline?
>
> > > :-)
>
> > > > I need a bigger tag line!
>
> > > Put the AUK awards that you've already received and been nominated for
> > > in your tagline! That should take up about 1 MB of space! Your
> > > tagline will be HUGE!!!!!!!!!!!
>
> > Since you claim I have so many perhaps YOU will list them,
> > and I want them in order. :-)))
>
> I'll leave that for anyone in AUK who might be interested. :-)
>
> Translation: I'm talking out of my ass again.

Well, one I particularly enjoy was Blobby's nomination for the Palmjob
Paddle, as "bobandcarole AKA 'Anonymous Coward Stalker of Emerson
Wainwright' " in October 2008.

It doesn't surprise me what you would enjoy. Awards to kooks by kooks? Dot's
on a screen? Get a life pal. Your family misses you.






== 11 of 11 ==
Date: Sat, Jun 13 2009 4:03 pm
From: "Lamey"



"Enos Penvy" <enos...@null.net> wrote in message
news:4b371c69-2933-4ed6...@37g2000yqp.googlegroups.com...
On Jun 13, 6:33 pm, Usenet Legends bobandcarole ¢À
<bobandcarole...@gmail.com> wrote:
> Enos Penvy wrote:
> > On Jun 13, 6:11 pm, Usenet Legends bobandcarole¢¾
> > <bobandcarole...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > > Enos Penvy wrote:
> > > > On Jun 13, 2:31 pm, Usenet Legends bobandcarole
> > > > <bobandcarole...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > > > > Lamey wrote:
> > > > > > "Bob Larter" <bobbylar...@gmail.com> wrote in message
> > > > > >news:h0vp6q$d23$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
> > > > > > > Russell Tavek wrote:
>
> > > > > > >> On 6/11/09 11:09 PM, in article
> > > > > > >> h0sgpn$c2...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com,
> > > > > > >> "Bob Larter" <bobbylar...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> > > > > > >>>> So what you're saying is that you CAN'T prove those
> > > > > > >>>> "forgeries" were
> > > > > > >>>> forged
> > > > > > >>>> and you have no way of refuting the evidence that the post
> > > > > > >>>> in question
> > > > > > >>>> is
> > > > > > >>>> genuine? Instead, you're going to hop up and down and make
> > > > > > >>>> homophobic
> > > > > > >>>> comments in a vain effort to deflect from the fact that Bob
> > > > > > >>>> was caught
> > > > > > >>>> trolling for people who wanted to fuck his fatass wife.
>
> > > > > > >>>> Thanks: that's all we needed to know.
>
> > > > > > >>>> Now you can provide us with a rundown of all the pedophile
> > > > > > >>>> groups
> > > > > > >>>> you've
> > > > > > >>>> closed down and all the pedophiles you've sent to jail.
> > > > > > >>>> We're all
> > > > > > >>>> waiting to
> > > > > > >>>> hear how faglames help to stop online pedophiles.
> > > > > > >>> Much as it pains me to agree with you; IAWTP.
>
> > > > > > >> I knew there was hope for you. (To be honest, I figured you
> > > > > > >> were hopeless
> > > > > > >> but hey, even I can be surprised once in a while).
>
> > > > > > >> Here's a question: based on a cursory count, you're leading
> > > > > > >> the pack as a
> > > > > > >> write-in candidate for CNotM
>
> > > > > > > By a bunch of anonymous sock-puppet accounts, which are
> > > > > > > ineligible to vote
> > > > > > > in the first place.
>
> > > > > > >> - you've received far more votes than Seamus
> > > > > > >> McRae. Are you going to give yourself the award, and, if so,
> > > > > > >> will being a
> > > > > > >> recognized and awarded kook disqualify you from being the
> > > > > > >> FNVW?
>
> > > > > > > You've got it backwards. As kooks often react to being
> > > > > > > nominated for kook
> > > > > > > awards by nominating the FNVW, the FNVW has always been
> > > > > > > exempted for
> > > > > > > nominations. There's even a specific award for kooks who try
> > > > > > > to fuck with
> > > > > > > the FNVW - the Tinfoil Sombrero.
>
> > > > > > hey! i GOT ONE OF THEM REMEMBER? oOOPS cAPS
>
> > > > > How come I can't have one??
>
> > > > You've already got a number of kooks awards... why don't you list
> > > > them
> > > > in your tagline?
>
> > > > :-)
>
> > > > > I need a bigger tag line!
>
> > > > Put the AUK awards that you've already received and been nominated
> > > > for
> > > > in your tagline! That should take up about 1 MB of space! Your
> > > > tagline will be HUGE!!!!!!!!!!!
>
> > > Since you claim I have so many perhaps YOU will list them,
> > > and I want them in order. :-)))
>
> > I'll leave that for anyone in AUK who might be interested. :-)
>
> That's just it, nobody is interested but YOU.

Then you'll explain these threads that deal with your kookiness and
your multiple nominations.

You mean the threads YOU started?

>
>
> > > Liar..
>
> > Are you saying you haven't won and been nominated for numerous kook
> > awards?
>
> YOU said I won so many and I called yer bluff.

Won and "been nominated for".

Let's see em...oh yea...talking out yer ass again.

:-)

One I particularly enjoy was Blobby's nomination for the Palmjob
Paddle, as "bobandcarole AKA 'Anonymous Coward Stalker of Emerson
Wainwright' " in October 2008.

:-)







==============================================================================
TOPIC: Russell Tavek kicks the shit out of Lamey and Bobandcarole
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/t/a23384572743c4cf?hl=en
==============================================================================

== 1 of 3 ==
Date: Sat, Jun 13 2009 2:30 pm
From: "Lamey"



"Enos Penvy" <enos...@null.net> wrote in message
news:086dc085-cbf8-42b2...@k8g2000yqn.googlegroups.com...
On Jun 13, 2:05 pm, "Lamey" <killedthe...@curious.com> wrote:
> "Enos Penvy" <enospe...@null.net> wrote in message
>
> news:8075bb32-f35a-417b...@f19g2000yqh.googlegroups.com...
> On Jun 12, 11:07 pm, "Gregory Hall" <gregh...@home.fake> wrote:
>
> > "Enos Penvy" <enospe...@null.net> wrote in message
>
> >news:26b98b61-0410-4ec8...@g19g2000yql.googlegroups.com...
>
> > >http://groups.google.com/group/alt.politics.homosexuality/msg/d37ce8c...
>
> > > LOL!
>
> > One shouldn't mess with Russell Tavek.
>
> Ah. Wasn't messing with Russell Tavek. Was messing with Lamey and
> B&C.
>
> May I ask how?

Oh, you poor thing. Did you miss it? That really is the sign of an
idiot.

I saw you post a copy/paste piece of drivel. But how does that constitute
"messing" with me?






== 2 of 3 ==
Date: Sat, Jun 13 2009 2:31 pm
From: "Lamey"



"Enos Penvy" <enos...@null.net> wrote in message
news:c9b5774e-f6cf-46d8...@a7g2000yqk.googlegroups.com...
On Jun 13, 2:21 pm, Usenet Legends bobandcarole
<bobandcarole...@gmail.com> wrote:
> Enos Penvy wrote:
> > On Jun 13, 2:05 pm, "Lamey" <killedthe...@curious.com> wrote:
> > > "Enos Penvy" <enospe...@null.net> wrote in message
>
> > >news:8075bb32-f35a-417b...@f19g2000yqh.googlegroups.com...
> > > On Jun 12, 11:07 pm, "Gregory Hall" <gregh...@home.fake> wrote:
>
> > > > "Enos Penvy" <enospe...@null.net> wrote in message
>
> > > >news:26b98b61-0410-4ec8...@g19g2000yql.googlegroups.com...
>
> > > > >http://groups.google.com/group/alt.politics.homosexuality/msg/d37ce8c...
>
> > > > > LOL!
>
> > > > One shouldn't mess with Russell Tavek.
>
> > > Ah. Wasn't messing with Russell Tavek. Was messing with Lamey and
> > > B&C.
>
> > > May I ask how?
>
> > Oh, you poor thing. Did you miss it? That really is the sign of an
> > idiot.
>
> So is having the name salberg...

Good one, Blobby! Boy, you REALLY put me in my place! What a GENIUS
you are!

He seems to be doing that a lot.






== 3 of 3 ==
Date: Sat, Jun 13 2009 3:00 pm
From: Usenet Legends bobandcarole


Lamey wrote:
> "Enos Penvy" <enos...@null.net> wrote in message
> news:c9b5774e-f6cf-46d8...@a7g2000yqk.googlegroups.com...
> On Jun 13, 2:21 pm, Usenet Legends bobandcarole
> <bobandcarole...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > Enos Penvy wrote:
> > > On Jun 13, 2:05 pm, "Lamey" <killedthe...@curious.com> wrote:
> > > > "Enos Penvy" <enospe...@null.net> wrote in message
> >
> > > >news:8075bb32-f35a-417b...@f19g2000yqh.googlegroups.com...
> > > > On Jun 12, 11:07 pm, "Gregory Hall" <gregh...@home.fake> wrote:
> >
> > > > > "Enos Penvy" <enospe...@null.net> wrote in message
> >
> > > > >news:26b98b61-0410-4ec8...@g19g2000yql.googlegroups.com...
> >
> > > > > >http://groups.google.com/group/alt.politics.homosexuality/msg/d37ce8c...
> >
> > > > > > LOL!
> >
> > > > > One shouldn't mess with Russell Tavek.
> >
> > > > Ah. Wasn't messing with Russell Tavek. Was messing with Lamey and
> > > > B&C.
> >
> > > > May I ask how?
> >
> > > Oh, you poor thing. Did you miss it? That really is the sign of an
> > > idiot.
> >
> > So is having the name salberg...
>
> Good one, Blobby! Boy, you REALLY put me in my place! What a GENIUS
> you are!
>
> He seems to be doing that a lot.

Making a fool out of felchy is the easiest thing I've ever done.





==============================================================================
TOPIC: Shame on Denmark
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/t/92fe920a1e89cabb?hl=en
==============================================================================

== 1 of 3 ==
Date: Sat, Jun 13 2009 2:34 pm
From: §ñühw¤£f


Aratzio pinched a steaming load of this:
> On Sat, 13 Jun 2009 09:35:52 -0500, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
> §ñühw¤£f <snuh...@netscape.net> got double secret probation for
> writing:
>
>> Aratzio <a6ah...@sneakemail.com> pinched out a steaming pile
>> of<33q535l2j7eidllmq...@4ax.com>:
>>
>>> On Fri, 12 Jun 2009 16:17:11 -0400, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
>>> Kali <ka...@happy.joy> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>
>>>> In article <h0u9jc$c91$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>,
>>>> sweet...@yahoo.ca says...
>>>>> "Kali" <ka...@happy.joy> wrote in message
>>>>> news:h0u8ql$8gp$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
>>>>> : In article <q1rmfe$xvo$e...@alt.education.plushies.co.falkland-
>>>>> : islands>, inv...@invalid.invalid says...
>>>>> : >
>>>>> :
>>>>> : Trolls are scary!
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Everybody hide behnd Kali -- she'll save us from the big bad trolls
>>>>> !!!
>>>> <flexes biceps, showing off the IHBT tattoo>
>>> Where is the tattoo?
>>>
>> Herve Villachez is dead and gone. In TV heaven he's chatting with
>> Ricardo Montalbon...
>
> Away with the planes. Now where is Kali's Tattoo (the arm thing was
> just a distraction)

Biceps? Suggests its on an *arm*.

FYI


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== 2 of 3 ==
Date: Sat, Jun 13 2009 4:12 pm
From: Kali


In article <33q535l2j7eidllmq...@4ax.com>, a6ahlyv02
@sneakemail.com says...
>
> On Fri, 12 Jun 2009 16:17:11 -0400, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
> Kali <ka...@happy.joy> got double secret probation for writing:
>
> >In article <h0u9jc$c91$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>,
> >sweet...@yahoo.ca says...
> >>
> >> "Kali" <ka...@happy.joy> wrote in message
> >> news:h0u8ql$8gp$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
> >> : In article <q1rmfe$xvo$e...@alt.education.plushies.co.falkland-
> >> : islands>, inv...@invalid.invalid says...
> >> : >
> >> :
> >> : Trolls are scary!
> >>
> >>
> >> Everybody hide behnd Kali -- she'll save us from the big bad trolls
> >> !!!
> >
> ><flexes biceps, showing off the IHBT tattoo>
>
> Where is the tattoo?

Where are the biceps located in 99.99% of women?

--
To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music,
no choreography, and the dancers hit each other.
-Jack Handy




== 3 of 3 ==
Date: Sat, Jun 13 2009 4:11 pm
From: Kali


In article <7tp53515oe7tle233...@4ax.com>, a6ahlyv02
@sneakemail.com says...
>
> On Fri, 12 Jun 2009 15:18:34 -0400, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
> "Sweetness" <sweet...@yahoo.ca> got double secret probation for
> writing:
>
> >"Kali" <ka...@happy.joy> wrote in message
> >news:h0u8ql$8gp$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
> >: In article <q1rmfe$xvo$e...@alt.education.plushies.co.falkland-
> >: islands>, inv...@invalid.invalid says...
> >: >
> >:
> >: Trolls are scary!
> >
> >
> >Everybody hide behnd Kali -- she'll save us from the big bad trolls
> >!!!
>
> Kali <- Ratz
> i dun think dis be werkin so gewd.
>
> Kali is blocking one leg, 1 arm and about 1/2 of my torso.

I HACE BEEN USURPDED!

--
To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music,
no choreography, and the dancers hit each other.
-Jack Handy





==============================================================================
TOPIC: TSB Bearings & Hurricane Electric don't like me...
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/t/723cfd3c38234ed2?hl=en
==============================================================================

== 1 of 2 ==
Date: Sat, Jun 13 2009 2:35 pm
From: §ñühw¤£f


Meat Plow pinched a steaming load of this:
> On Fri, 12 Jun 2009 15:31:35 -0600, ???hw??f
> <snuh...@yahoo.com>wrote:
>
>> the messenjah pinched a steaming load of this:
>>> On Jun 12, 11:47 am, K. A. Cannon <kcan...@insurgent.orgy> wrote:
>>>> the messenjah <theguyontheb...@veryfast.biz> posted
>>>> <ee5c2763-7820-44ab-9a85-86de1de6b...@d25g2000prn.googlegroups.com> in
>>>> alt.usenet.kooks on Thu, 11 Jun 2009 12:54:29 -0700 (PDT):
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>> On Jun 11, 11:43 am, K. A. Cannon <kcan...@insurgent.orgy> wrote:
>>>>>> the messenjah <theguyontheb...@veryfast.biz> posted
>>>>>> <43b082a3-ace5-48db-a46d-e1320c2c8...@t11g2000vbc.googlegroups.com> in
>>>>>> rec.arts.poems on Thu, 11 Jun 2009 07:58:02 -0700 (PDT):
>>>>>>>> Charles Shannon Lysaght, Poet, Warrior, Scholar, Musician, UseNet
>>>>>>>> Personality, Homersexual, K00k.
>>>>>>> Freak out some more about me, coward!!!
>>>>>> You are the one who making the claim you will kick my ass.
>>>>>> Not me. I am a peaceable person. Not a violent psychotic voice message
>>>>>> leaving bike messenger like you.
>>>>> You're a fucking pussy, Cannon. You always have been. One day when you
>>>>> least expect it...
>>>> NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise!
>>> Perhaps you should run to the police again like a bitch would, Cannon?
>>> Try not to think of me today... Asshole...
>>>
>> You two should get together and just duke it out.
>> Be sure and poast it on youtube though...IT'D BE HUGER THAN
>> BUMFIGHTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>
>> Jus Sayin[tm]
>>
>> ^_^
>
> Kluck would never meet anyone to "duke it out." I was on my way back
> from vacationing in St. Pete in July of 05 and took the scenic route
> back home which included Jacksonville. I called Kluck via a phone
> number he published in a news group once I was in his area
> and he never answered. I called his bluff and he wussed out as usual.
> He's more content just to call and harass via the phone.
>
> All Klucks poasts are bluffs unless he poasts he's gunna call you and
> leave threatening voice mail.

I bet theres lots of Heavy Breathing involved when he rings up...




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~~~ :: :: ~~~




== 2 of 2 ==
Date: Sat, Jun 13 2009 2:36 pm
From: §ñühw¤£f


Aratzio pinched a steaming load of this:
> On Sat, 13 Jun 2009 09:04:20 -0500, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
> §ñühw¤£f <snuh...@netscape.net> got double secret probation for
> writing:
>
>> Aratzio <a6ah...@sneakemail.com> pinched out a steaming pile
>> of<fga7359gqc1kvhh01...@4ax.com>:
>>
>>> On Sat, 13 Jun 2009 18:14:48 +1000, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
>>> Bob Larter <bobby...@gmail.com> got double secret probation for
>>> writing:
>>>
>>>> §ñühw¤£f wrote:
>>>>> the messenjah <theguyo...@veryfast.biz> pinched out a steaming
>>>>> pile of<ee5c2763-7820-44ab-9a85-
>>>>> 86de1d...@d25g2000prn.googlegroups.com>:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Jun 11, 11:43 am, K. A. Cannon <kcan...@insurgent.orgy> wrote:
>>>>>>> the messenjah <theguyontheb...@veryfast.biz> posted
>>>>>>> <43b082a3-ace5-48db-a46d-
>> e1320c2c8...@t11g2000vbc.googlegroups.com>
>>>>> in
>>>>>>> rec.arts.poems on Thu, 11 Jun 2009 07:58:02 -0700 (PDT):
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Charles Shannon Lysaght, Poet, Warrior, Scholar, Musician,
>> UseNet
>>>>>>>>> Personality, Homersexual, K00k.
>>>>>>>> Freak out some more about me, coward!!!
>>>>>>> You are the one who making the claim you will kick my ass.
>>>>>>> Not me. I am a peaceable person. Not a violent psychotic voice
>>>>> message
>>>>>>> leaving bike messenger like you.
>>>>>> You're a fucking pussy, Cannon. You always have been. One day when
>> you
>>>>>> least expect it...
>>>>>>
>>>>> Usenet Def Thretz aint worth anything.
>>>>>
>>>>> Jus Sayin[tm]
>>>> One day, when Kevin least expects it, a drug-addled bike-messenger
>> will
>>>> hit some lichen on the pavement in front of him, come off his bike, &
>>>> lie there bleeding.
>>> And blme Kevin for cowardly planting the lichen to protect him from
>>> the vengeful wrath of the tortoise headed bike messenger.
>>>
>> You mean Chucky cant fly? I thot he was some kinda super hero.
>
> The only hero chuckwit could ever be is a sandwich.

Or an anti-hero...he's already got the tights...



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: .:: . :. .::
: ::' `: .::.
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:.\ :. :.: :`: .' .::.:
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==============================================================================
TOPIC: Coming Soon ...
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/t/fd5db5fa4ac96356?hl=en
==============================================================================

== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Sat, Jun 13 2009 2:43 pm
From: "Gregory Hall"


"Hagar" <hs...@surewest.net> wrote in message
news:Q7-dnQEkH7tNeK7X...@giganews.com...
> ... to a theater near you:
>
> http://docs.google.com/View?id=dgfwg98t_34fv23r5fs
>



Very good!

Here's the main sponsor:

http://www.badongo.com/pic/6269639

--
Gregory Hall







==============================================================================
TOPIC: Will C*****s N****s sue Kali for sending the K. A. Cannonforgery?
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/t/e28aa673f3c36874?hl=en
==============================================================================

== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Sat, Jun 13 2009 2:49 pm
From: "Hu Flung Dung"


miguel, ye bum-faced distrustful recreant, ye out Herrod Herrod, ye
whistled:

> On Sat, 13 Jun 2009 06:08:14 GMT, "Hu Flung Dung"
> <inv...@invalid.invalid> wrote:
>
>> miguel, ye filthy young fry of treachery, thoe are not worth another
>> word, else I'd call you knave, ye fretted:
>>
>>> On Fri, 12 Jun 2009 22:00:44 GMT, "Hu Flung Dung"
>>> <inv...@invalid.invalid> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Kali, ye tottering fashion-mongering boy, you ratcatcher, ye
>>>> apple-polished:
>>>>
>>>>> In article <071xtp$ju1$b...@alt.sex.wanted.groupsex.co.poland>,
>>>>> inv...@invalid.invalid says...
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Kali, ye fat loathsome leper, I wonder men dare trust themselves
>>>>>> with thee, ye shrieked:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Doormats and sluts wouldn't object to a public groping, huh.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Can I buy you a drink?
>>>>>
>>>>> Hold the door while I let myself in
>>>>> I'm tired boy, need a drink, need a man
>>>>> I'm not looking for trouble, I just want someone to tease
>>>>>
>>>>> Maybe if you're lucky, I'll show you what I've got
>>>>> But let's get one thing straight, dear
>>>>> I get what I want.
>>>>
>>>> /SQUINT/
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> What if I accidentally on purpose grab your tit in public?
>>>
>>> Do you believe that's a fair characterization of what you did to
>>> Rhonda?
>>>
>>>> Will you not say a single word at the time and wait until the
>>>> relationship goes off the rocks before you try to use it as a
>>>> weapon?
>>>
>>> Do you believe that's a fair narration of the facts that transpired?
>>
>> Do you believe the statements have anything to do with something
>> other than Kali's tit?
>
> Obviously your comment was completely coincidental with the dialogue
> occurring over the past few weeks concerning your boorish behavior in
> the presence of Rick Hall.

Wow! Is that shit storm still going on? I guess some people just can't let
go, hey.

> How clever of you.

Completely coincidental.





==============================================================================
TOPIC: The suspense is KILLING me!!!!
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/t/5ca7bbea11ff5f2b?hl=en
==============================================================================

== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Sat, Jun 13 2009 3:06 pm
From: Zapanaz


On Sat, 13 Jun 2009 19:26:55 +1000, Bob Larter <bobby...@gmail.com>
wrote:
>The suspense is KILLING me!!!!

That's what David Carradine said.

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==============================================================================
TOPIC: WTB: Cheap sloppy stinking mangina's just like TY...@aol.com has, but
would really like one that is a lot smaller as TYNKs is pretty sloppy
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/t/34228cf514a7724b?hl=en
==============================================================================

== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Sat, Jun 13 2009 3:52 pm
From: Tynk


On Jun 10, 6:42 pm, Tynk <bobandcarolesneighbort...@gmail.com> wrote:
> On Jun 9, 1:27 pm, Tynk <bobandcarolesneighbort...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>
>
> > On Jun 9, 11:48 am, Jim Rojas <jro...@tech-man.com> wrote:
>
> > > Ok. I was able to get 2 more blow jobs and a pice of ass from a guy in Arizona. If
> > > anyone wishes to sell me a manginia , please give me a call. I have a
> > > high success rate in breeding all types of holes and more than happy to pack some fudge. With any luck, I
> > > might start seeing new syphllis sores and scABS  within 3-4 months.
>
> > > Jim Rojas
>
> > > Jim Rojas wrote:
> > > > Does anyone know where I can getgood used mangina pussy at a
> > > > reasonable price?
>
> > > > Thank you
>
> > > > Jim Rojas- Hide your youngins and manginas I am horny-
>
> > Lets see y ou take that two bit slut named TYNK and bred it. It has a
> > mangina that squirts and a pump up man made dick you can amuse
> > yourself with I would imagine since it amuses TYNK aka Kelly all so
> > much.................- Hide quoted text -
>
> > - Show quoted text -- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -

Do you enjoy emailing and talking to yourself you dip shit. Rojas what
a fucking turd almost as bad as TYNK the Twink





==============================================================================
TOPIC: Frogger Alert - <sweetchixo...@yahoo.ca> Re: All they ever
issued to me was green boxer shorts
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/t/a4a88ed2a182368e?hl=en
==============================================================================

== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Sat, Jun 13 2009 4:02 pm
From: "

sychotic hicken"


Bob Larter <bobby...@gmail.com> as King Henry V: Though all that I
can do is nothing worth, Since that my penitence comes after all,
Imploring Pardon.
>Swedeness wrote:
>> Bob Larter wrote:
>>> Sweetness wrote:
>>>> "Swedeness" <veronica...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>>> news:4A1D9C35...@gmail.com...
>>>> : Sweetness wrote:
>>>> : >
>>>> : > "Swedeness" <veronica...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>>> : > news:4A1D9542...@gmail.com...
>>>> : > : Sweetness wrote:
>>>> : > : > "Swedeness" wrote:
>>>> : > : > : Sweetness wrote:
>>>> : > : > : > "Swedeness" wrote:
>>>> : > : > : > : Bob Larter wrote:
>>>> : > : > : > : > Swedeness wrote:
>>>> : > : > : > : > > Sweetness wrote:
>>>> : > : > : > : > >> "Sweetness" wrote
>>>> : > : > : > : > >>
>>>> : > : > : > : > >> Fuck off frogger boi.
>>>> : > : > : > : > >>
>>>> : > : > : > : > >>
>>>> : > : > : > : > >
>>>> : > : > : > : > > Why don't you just ignore him?
>>>> : > : > : > : >
>>>> : > : > : > : > She's identifying her froger for other people.
>>>> : > : > : > :
>>>> : > : > : > : Why?
>>>> : > : > : >
>>>> : > : > : > Because I feel that I have a *moral obligation* ta do so ?
>>>> : > : > :
>>>> : > : > : Wouldn't it be enough to just point it out once?
>>>> : > : >
>>>> : > : > Enough for who ?
>>>> : > :
>>>> : > : Everybody. At least, everybody who isn't completely stupid.
>>>> : >
>>>> : > I'm fairly sure that just because a person does not have the
>>>> ability
>>>> : > ta read and understand headers, that that does not make then
>>>> completly
>>>> : > stupid... but wotever...
>>>> :
>>>> : I was thinking more about such things as how the person sounds... Nice,
>>>> : polite personality = real Sweetness. Rudeness and swearing = fake
>>>> : Sweetness...
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> I'm sorry... but just how would the folks in the
>>>> alt.politics,alt.war.vietnam, & alt.military.retired groups(where my
>>>> fucked up frogger crossposted this thread to/from)... know the
>>>> difference between real Sweetness and my frogger ?
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Could sumbunny please come along and explain this better than I can ?
>>> Ayup. Veronica the point is not to enlighten the regs who already know
>>> Sweetness, & can figure it out for themselves, but to inform the total
>>> strangers in the xposted groups. The whole reason the kook is froging
>>> her is to make her look bad to those strangers.
>> Really? I thought the reason he did it was to get a reaction from
>>her.
>
>If so, it's not much of a reaction.
>

I'll see if I can get a reaction from you shall I

4 Fe + 3 O_2 -> 2 Fe_2 O_3


I'm a bit rusty on my chemistry

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==============================================================================
TOPIC: AUK Awards ... PAH .... Don't make me laugh.
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/t/ac48160d195e5b47?hl=en
==============================================================================

== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Sat, Jun 13 2009 4:07 pm
From: "john smith"



"<p>sychotic <c>hicken" <Bi...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:bBPfeNL6...@hotmail.com...
> Ignis Fatuus <Ig...@fatuusisland.com> as King Henry V: Though all that I
> can do is nothing worth, Since that my penitence comes after all,
> Imploring Pardon.
>>On Sat, 6 Jun 2009 15:43:52 -0400, "Sweetness" <sweet...@yahoo.ca>
>>wrote:
>>
>>>"Ignis Fatuus" <Ig...@fatuusisland.com> wrote in message
>>>news:cssg255rj89kg9tbn...@4ax.com...
>>>: On Thu, 4 Jun 2009 17:24:18 -0400, "Sweetness"
>>><sweet...@yahoo.ca>
>>>: wrote:
>>>:
>>>: >"Bob Larter" <bobby...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>>: >news:gvo87a$854$8...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
>>>: >: Sweetness wrote:
>>>(snips)
>>>
>>>: >: >
>>>: >: > <connects rotisserie ta bbq>
>>>: >: >
>>>: >:
>>>: >: Don't forget to shove some bacon up his arse.
>>>: >
>>>: >
>>>: >Poor clucky. I've ignored him fer dayz now and I see that he's been
>>>: >whining fer my attention and snipping froups outta the lineups of
>>>: >various posts.
>>>:
>>>: Perhaps you should offer him some poast and a cuppa teh.
>>>
>>>
>>>I wouldn't offer him the sweat from my nipples on a boiling hot
>>>day....
>>
>>Hmmmm - just hold that pose while I fetch a glass.....>
>
> Huh !!! And nobody paid me any attention when I said
>
> "Iggy Loves Sweetness" :(
>



Self-confessed attention-seeker, eh? Thanks for the heads-up!





> --
> Psychotic Chicken - The Usenet Matchmaker.
> Spring is in the air and on Usenet the Sap is rising. People are falling
> in love like ninepins. Has the matchmaker got a match for you ? You
> better
> believe it.
>







==============================================================================
TOPIC: Genital warts spreading
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/t/3a50fd2169e181d5?hl=en
==============================================================================

== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Sat, Jun 13 2009 4:13 pm
From: Kali


In article <h0uq6g$5hg$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>,
Sergea...@comcast.net says...
>
> <I dont normally poast to faggot froups (APH), but it needs info>
>
> Scott Salberg <fr...@spamexpire-200906.rodent.frell.theremailer.net>
> <news:05b81f2a6df1f46d...@msgid.frell.theremailer.net>
> <05b81f2a6df1f46d...@msgid.frell.theremailer.net>
> :
> :
> : I have these warts all over my crotch and anus again. The
> : doctor told me I could never get rid of them but it's
> : getting harder to take a dump. All I can eat is liquid
> : nutrients. Does anyone know what I can do about this?
> :
>
> There is a cure! (Scott),
> "First?!?!?!,...., you get a straight edge razor (teh same
> kind that Barbers use), and shave them off (teh 'Genital Warts'),
> all teh way down to teh skin!!!,...., and finally?!?!?!,....,
> get a Rambo knife and heat teh blade over a fire until teh blade
> is visibly red-hot, then deeply cauterize teh shaven area using
> teh red-hot Rambo knife!!!,...., and 'BoOM,' no more warts!!!..."
>
> P.S. Scott. Try not to scream when cauterizing, nothing worse
> than slipping on that Rambo knife.
>
> *been there, seen it, its not pretty*
> (that poOr BITCH)
>
> Remember?,
> "You got yourself into that situation!!!,...., now lets see you,
> get out of it!!! (no pain, no gain (consequences (deal with it)))..."
>
> *Pro Bono Netservices? can be a real FUCKING-BIATCH! sometimes*
>
> ?,.,?
> :And then some...
> `^'^?
>
> <from Teh BoOk of Colonel Jake'ster>
>
> Colonel Jake 3:1 - "Thats for GoDDAMNED sure!!!..."

OUCH!

I thought warts had to be frozen off.

http://www.drscholls.com/drscholls/wartremoval.jsp

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* Whinel Finally Makes A Friend! ...Who Just So Happens To BeAHomo!LOL - 8
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* Lionel Lauer: Befriends A Gay Furry And Loses His Ass Virginity Shortly
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==============================================================================
TOPIC: Whinel Finally Makes A Friend! ...Who Just So Happens To BeAHomo!LOL
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/t/f0a50b5d9dabfd16?hl=en
==============================================================================

== 1 of 8 ==
Date: Sun, Jun 14 2009 12:44 pm
From: Onideus Mad Hatter


On Wed, 10 Jun 2009 09:44:16 -0500, §ñühw¤£f <snuh...@netscape.net>
wrote:

>Onideus Mad Hatter <use...@backwater-productions.net> pinched out a
>steaming pile of<c2tt259uqqajmnf2v...@4ax.com>:
>
>>On Tue, 09 Jun 2009 16:41:30 -0600, ?? <snuh...@yahoo.com>
>>wrote:
>>
>>>Onideus Mad Hatter pinched a steaming load of this:
>>>> On Tue, 09 Jun 2009 09:52:33 -0500, ??
><snuh...@netscape.net>
>>>> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <use...@backwater-productions.net> pinched out
>a
>>>>> steaming pile of<pg7s25ttirn757b4r...@4ax.com>:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Sun, 24 May 2009 09:26:45 -0500, ?? <snuh...@netscape.net>
>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Bob Larter <bobby...@gmail.com> pinched out a steaming pile
>>>>>>> of<4a1950d8$1...@dnews.tpgi.com.au>:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> ?? wrote:
>>>>>>>>> Bob Larter <bobby...@gmail.com> pinched out a steaming pile
>>>>>>>>> of<4a17...@dnews.tpgi.com.au>:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> ?? wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> Bob Larter <bobby...@gmail.com> pinched out a steaming
>pile
>>>>>>>>>>> of<4a150ea4$1...@dnews.tpgi.com.au>:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> ?? wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 17 May 2009 01:28:40 +1000, Bob Larter
>>>>>>>>>>> <bobby...@gmail.com>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> How does it feel to not have a single friend in the
>>>>> universe,
>>>>>>>>>>> Hatter?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And no, your Mommy doesn't count.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's pretty fucking sad, how enamored poor Whinel is with
>his
>>>>>>>>>>> little
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "friend" Diaper Wulf. He's never had any friends before,
>so
>>>>>>> this
>>>>>>>>>>> is
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> kind of a new experience for him and he's *REALLY* proud
>of
>>>>> it,
>>>>>>>>> to
>>>>>>>>>>> the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> point where he seems to be running around proudly
>claiming
>>>>> that
>>>>>>>>> *NO
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ONE* else has friends, only *HE* does...after which he
>runs
>>>>>>>>> around
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> slurping up every last post of Diaper Wulf's he can find,
>>>>> *SO*
>>>>>>>>>>> happy
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to have finally made a "friend". LOL
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I guess if you're just socially retarded like he is,
>making a
>>>>>>>>>>> friend
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> is some incredibly monumental achievement unlike anything
>>>>>>>>>>> else...hell
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> it's probably as close as the poor boi is ever even gonna
>get
>>>>>>> to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> having sex. *snicker* What's especially sad of course
>is
>>>>> that
>>>>>>>>>>> this
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> is ONLINE, which leads me to believe that Lionel must
>just
>>>>>>> smell
>>>>>>>>>>> like
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> shit all the time or something, to the point where he
>can't
>>>>>>> even
>>>>>>>>>>> get
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> any human contact at all unless it's online. I mean it's
>one
>>>>>>>>> thing
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> for a sperg to be happy that they finally managed to make
>a
>>>>>>>>> friend
>>>>>>>>>>> in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the real world, but ONLINE...yeah...that's just a whole
>new
>>>>>>> level
>>>>>>>>>>> of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> sad right there.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> But hey, why don't we take a look at Whinel's new friend,
>>>>>>>>>>> DiaperWulf!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Here's his website:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> http://www.snuhwolf.9f.com/
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (archived before he has a chance to pull it out of shame)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ...oh my.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Now, we all know DiaperWulf is a furry, that's not
>exactly a
>>>>>>> big
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> secret. Of course that in and of itself presents an
>oddity
>>>>> in
>>>>>>>>> that
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> furries are, effectively, kooks...and Lionel, the *REAL*
>>>>> Lionel
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wouldn't be caught dead fraternizing with a kook. *nods*
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> But uh...ya notice anything kinda weird on that site?
>Like
>>>>> the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> distinct lack of ~anything~ female? Uh huh, it's *ALL*
>>>>>>>>> male...with
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> LOTS of MALE nudity, with fun messages like:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Just in case you wondered what the backside of a
>werewolf
>>>>>>> looks
>>>>>>>>>>> like"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Somtimes drawing all the fur takes too long..."
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> o_O
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I mean, could this guy ~possibly~ be any more flaming?
>Holy
>>>>>>>>> shit,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> he's practically got rainbows coming out of his ass fur
>fuck
>>>>>>>>> sake!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Honestly DiaperWulf, it's time to come on out of the
>closet.
>>>>>>>>>>> Trying
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to deny it only makes you look like a moron at this
>point.
>>>>> And
>>>>>>>>>>> fess
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> up, you only started replying to *EVERY* last one of
>Lionel's
>>>>>>>>> posts
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and slurping his ass *AFTER* you saw this pic of him:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :
>>>>>>>
>http://k41.pbase.com/u37/shootin/upload/24049356.RG27_LionelLauer.jpg
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You took one look and got a full on chubby for him,
>>>>> didn'tcha?
>>>>>>>>> Do
>>>>>>>>>>> you
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> think he knows? That you "like him" in that way? LOL,
>it's
>>>>>>> kind
>>>>>>>>>>> of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fucked though, if he doesn't know, with how you're
>leading
>>>>> him
>>>>>>> on
>>>>>>>>>>> and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> so openly flirting with him. If he's not into that, I
>mean
>>>>> if
>>>>>>>>> he's
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> not a homo like you...d00d, yer ~seriously~ gonna wind up
>>>>>>>>>>> embarrassing
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the poor fool...hell you've pretty much done that
>already!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's not gonna take long for it to get around that
>Lionel's
>>>>>>>>>>> "friend"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> is a homo who has the hots for him. *snicker*
>Seriously,
>>>>> he's
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> *NEVER* gonna live *THAT* down! ^__^
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oh noes, I shall nevir poast tue usenet again!!!!!
>>>>>>>>>>>> Gasp! Now I will have to Run Away!!!1!!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Maddie will "win" !!!!!!1111!!!!!
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Thanx for the free publicity. Maybe now the search engines
>>>>> will
>>>>>>>>> pick
>>>>>>>>>>> it up.
>>>>>>>>>>>> It never seems to occur to DiaperBoi that when someone
>posts a
>>>>>>> link
>>>>>>>>> to
>>>>>>>>>>>> their own work, it's a pretty safe bet that they're not
>going
>>>>> to
>>>>>>>>>>>> embarrassed by someone else reposting it.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> The g00gle returns a hit now when I search "snuhwolfs
>artwork"
>>>>>>>>>>> YAy!
>>>>>>>>>> There you go. Who says that DiaperBoi isn't good for
>anything?
>>>>> ;^)
>>>>>>>>> He can add that to his resume and Big Lits O' Clients...
>>>>>>>> DiaperBoi: SEO expert!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Not according to his manager. He can barely police the parking
>lot.
>>>>>> My "manager", eh? And just who is that, DiaperWulf? Is it yer
>mommy?
>>>>>> *nods* I'll bet it is.
>>>>>>
>>>>> Your first poasts in this poasting frenzy are all over wrought and
>>>>> frothy...by the time we get down to these ones (looking at the
>time-
>>>>> stamp) you're calmed down a bit and are into the mommy lames.
>>>>>
>>>>> You have a chemical imballance of some sort, huh?
>>>>>
>>>>> Jus Sayin[tm]
>>>>
>>>> So...let me see if I got this right...you think ~I~ actually made
>over
>>>> ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY POSTS...in the span of 10 minutes?
>>>>
>>>> o_O
>>>>
>>>> ...wow...do you like...*EVER* stop looking stupid? Seriously man,
>yer
>>>> like eating paint chips as a child retarded here nearly every gawd
>>>> damn day of the week...couldn't you just take *ONE* day off?
>>>>
>>>
>>>So admitting to a bot flood is a Good Thing how?
>>>
>>>^_^
>>
>>Who said anything about using bots? LOL
>>
>>I've more than enough clone posters to keep retards liak yourself busy
>>for months on end. `, )
>>
>
>Sure you do.
>
><cough OCD cough>
>
>^_^

Let's keep you thinking that way, shall we?

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.uncensored-inter.net


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Freedom, true freedom, is nothing more than intellectual advantage over others."

"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )




== 2 of 8 ==
Date: Sun, Jun 14 2009 12:44 pm
From: Onideus Mad Hatter


On Wed, 10 Jun 2009 18:19:16 +1000, Bob Larter <bobby...@gmail.com>
wrote:

>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>> On Sun, 24 May 2009 23:47:37 +1000, Bob Larter <bobby...@gmail.com>
>> wrote:
>>
>>> Emo Haircut wrote:
>>>> Sweetness wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> : > : >>>>>>>> But wait! There's more! If you subscribe now, we'll send
>>>>> : > you a
>>>>> : > : >>>>>>> special
>>>>> : > : >>>>>>>> "Flames of Oedipus" bonus compilation.
>>>>> : > : >>>>>>>>
>>>>> : > : >>>>>>>> Timeless classics like "Your mother!".
>>>>> : > : >>>>>>>>
>>>>> : > : >>>>>>>> And who could forget "Your mother!!"?
>>>>> : > : >>>>>>>>
>>>>> : > : >>>>>>>> This one will bring back memories! "Your mother!!!111!!!"
>>>>> : > : >>>>>>>>
>>>>> : > : >>>>>>> And if you act *right now* you get the "COCKSLAP" remix.
>>>>> : > : >>>>>>>
>>>>> : > : >>>>>>> All this for only 19.95......
>>>>> : > : >>>>>> BUT WAIT!!!! - THERE'S MORE!!!1!!!
>>>>> : > : >>>>>>
>>>>> : > : >>>>>> If you order online with a major credit card, you'll get
>>>>> your
>>>>> : > very
>>>>> : > : >>> own
>>>>> : > : >>>>>> SMOKING CRATER!1!!!!!!!1!1!
>>>>> : > : >>>>>>
>>>>> : > : >>>>>> (As never seen in AUK.)
>>>>> : > : >>>>>>
>>>>> : > : >>>>> And if you call in the next ten minutes we'll include an
>>>>> : > : >>>>> autographed picture of maddie sporting his enormous MOOBS...*
>>>>> : > : >>>> (*Must provide proof of age, not available in Utah.)
>>>>> : > : >>>>
>>>>> : > : >>> OPERATORS ARE STANDING BY!!!!!!!!111111!!!!!
>>>>> : > : >>>
>>>>> : > : >> PLUS! - You get a *FREE* diaper! Shit yourself in comfort in you
>>>>> : > own
>>>>> : > : >> Oedipus Mad Hatter(tm) diaper, size XXXXXL!
>>>>> : > : >>
>>>>> : > : > With Heart Bear[tm] logos!!!!!!!
>>>>> : > :
>>>>> : > : THAT'S RIGHT!!!
>>>>> : > :
>>>>> : > : <deep breath>
>>>>> : > :
>>>>> : > : You get a subscription to the Oedipus Text-Wall Summarization
>>>>> : > Service, a
>>>>> : > : special "Flames of Oedipus" bonus compilation, the Cockslap remix,
>>>>> : > your
>>>>> : > : very own smoking crater (or whatever is left of AUK, supplies
>>>>> : > limited),
>>>>> : > : a certified "Genuine" photo of Oedipus' manboobs (autographed by
>>>>> : > matty
>>>>> : > : himself, not available in Utah or certain counties in Texas), AND a
>>>>> : > free
>>>>> : > : diaper with Heart Bear [tm] logos!!
>>>>> : > :
>>>>> : > : AND_IF_YOU_CALL_RIGHT_NOW.....
>>>>> : > :
>>>>> : > : The diaper comes pre-loaded!!!
>>>>> : > :
>>>>> : > : <drops dead>
>>>>> : >
>>>>> : > Oh no ! WTF did I put my CPR manual !
>>>>> :
>>>>> : It's ok, just put your hands here..... and here.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> <leans over you-starts chest compressions>
>>>> Gah! Waitaminut!
>>>>
>>>> <grunt>
>>>>
>>>> I was only kidding!
>>>>
>>>> <grunt>
>>>>
>>>> I'm fine!
>>>>
>>>> <grunt>
>>>>
>>>> Halp!
>>>>
>>>> <grunt>
>>>>
>>>> Halp me!
>>>>
>>>> <grunt>
>>>>
>>>> When does the..
>>>>
>>>> <grunt>
>>>>
>>>> ..mouth to mouth start?
>>>>
>>>> <grunt>
>>> LOL.
>>
>> LOLLLOLOL
>>
>> Ask him about his "slave niggers" though, that's always a good topic
>> with Lionel!
>
>Really? Are they cute, female "slave niggers"?

How would I know, they're yours, you paid for them, Dipshit.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.uncensored-inter.net


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Freedom, true freedom, is nothing more than intellectual advantage over others."

"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )




== 3 of 8 ==
Date: Sun, Jun 14 2009 12:44 pm
From: Onideus Mad Hatter


On Tue, 09 Jun 2009 09:45:42 -0600, Emo Haircut
<hairc...@gmail.com> wrote:

> My asshole is really stretched out!

Well now whose fault is that, Dipshit?

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.uncensored-inter.net


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Freedom, true freedom, is nothing more than intellectual advantage over others."

"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )




== 4 of 8 ==
Date: Sun, Jun 14 2009 12:44 pm
From: Onideus Mad Hatter


On Tue, 09 Jun 2009 09:40:19 -0600, Emo Haircut
<hairc...@gmail.com> wrote:

> Use my ass!

Get the fuck away from me you sick pervert!

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.uncensored-inter.net


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Freedom, true freedom, is nothing more than intellectual advantage over others."

"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )




== 5 of 8 ==
Date: Sun, Jun 14 2009 12:44 pm
From: Onideus Mad Hatter


On Wed, 10 Jun 2009 10:01:09 -0500, §ñühw¤£f <snuh...@netscape.net>
wrote:

>Onideus Mad Hatter <use...@backwater-productions.net> pinched out a
>steaming pile of<paut25dgjdt5ubpuf...@4ax.com>:
>
>>On Tue, 09 Jun 2009 16:36:13 -0600, ?? <snuh...@yahoo.com>
>>wrote:
>>
>>>Onideus Mad Hatter pinched a steaming load of this:
>>>> On Tue, 09 Jun 2009 12:07:25 -0600, Emo Haircut
>>>> <hairc...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>>>> On Tue, 09 Jun 2009 11:56:58 -0600, Emo Haircut
>>>>>> <hairc...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>>>>>> On Tue, 09 Jun 2009 11:17:07 -0600, Emo Haircut
>>>>>>>> <hairc...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Fucking him up the ass with a strap-on, eh?
>>>>>>>>>>> What you read in the quoted text above is what actual
>creativity looks
>>>>>>>>>>> like, Oedipus.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Mumbling about butsecks and strap-ons like some giggling
>twelve year old
>>>>>>>>>>> boy, not so much.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> "Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than
>you do."
>>>>>>>>>>> So you should probably delete this from your ginourmous "I
>Love Me" sig,
>>>>>>>>>>> cause it simply aint true. Your shtick is trite, hackneyed.
>Boring.
>>>>>>>>>>> Rick Mather (Tricky-Ricky-With-No-Dicky) was doing that 10
>years ago,
>>>>>>>>>>> and doing it better.
>>>>>>>>>> Be sure and let me know when it requires any more effort to
>keep a
>>>>>>>>>> retard like you frothing with replies, Dumbass. ^__^
>>>>>>>>> You b<WHACK>
>>>>>>>> As fuckin retarded as this kid is I bet he'll even reply to a
>blank
>>>>>>>> post! LOL
>>>>>>> Th<WHACK>
>>>>>
>>>>> "Th<WHACK>
>>>>
>>>> LOL, my little monkey performs on command. ^__^
>>>>
>>>
>>>You're the one following up all his poasts in this thread, maddie.
>>
>>...oh the irony. That projection coming from the homo who has quite
>>literarily attempted to reply to every last one of my flood posts this
>>morning, over a hundred and fifty at that. And then of course we've
>>got Sparkles The Wonder Dipshit here who replied to every last one of
>>those one hundred and fifty fuckin posts with fag lames, of which I
>>probably replied to like...four. LOL You best check yerself there,
>>Edith.
>>
>
>Huh? Whos "Edith"?
>
>^_^

The reference went on over yer head, unsurprisingly. Anyone want to
help the kid out here?

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.uncensored-inter.net


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Freedom, true freedom, is nothing more than intellectual advantage over others."

"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )




== 6 of 8 ==
Date: Sun, Jun 14 2009 12:44 pm
From: Onideus Mad Hatter


On Wed, 10 Jun 2009 09:59:52 -0500, §ñühw¤£f <snuh...@netscape.net>
wrote:

>Onideus Mad Hatter <use...@backwater-productions.net> pinched out a
>steaming pile of<9vtt25lc4ndnle8pk...@4ax.com>:
>
>>On Tue, 09 Jun 2009 16:51:39 -0600, ?? <snuh...@yahoo.com>
>>wrote:
>>
>>>Onideus Mad Hatter pinched a steaming load of this:
>>>> On Tue, 09 Jun 2009 10:24:19 -0500, ??
><snuh...@netscape.net>
>>>> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <use...@backwater-productions.net> pinched out
>a
>>>>> steaming pile of<gq7s25lacbqjgc6d6...@4ax.com>:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Thu, 21 May 2009 11:05:41 -0500, ?? <snuh...@netscape.net>
>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Bob Larter <bobby...@gmail.com> pinched out a steaming pile
>>>>>>> of<4a150ea4$1...@dnews.tpgi.com.au>:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> ?? wrote:
>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 17 May 2009 01:28:40 +1000, Bob Larter
>>>>>>> <bobby...@gmail.com>
>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> How does it feel to not have a single friend in the
>universe,
>>>>>>> Hatter?
>>>>>>>>>>> And no, your Mommy doesn't count.
>>>>>>>>>> It's pretty fucking sad, how enamored poor Whinel is with his
>>>>>>> little
>>>>>>>>>> "friend" Diaper Wulf. He's never had any friends before, so
>this
>>>>>>> is
>>>>>>>>>> kind of a new experience for him and he's *REALLY* proud of
>it,
>>>>> to
>>>>>>> the
>>>>>>>>>> point where he seems to be running around proudly claiming
>that
>>>>> *NO
>>>>>>>>>> ONE* else has friends, only *HE* does...after which he runs
>>>>> around
>>>>>>>>>> slurping up every last post of Diaper Wulf's he can find,
>*SO*
>>>>>>> happy
>>>>>>>>>> to have finally made a "friend". LOL
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> I guess if you're just socially retarded like he is, making a
>>>>>>> friend
>>>>>>>>>> is some incredibly monumental achievement unlike anything
>>>>>>> else...hell
>>>>>>>>>> it's probably as close as the poor boi is ever even gonna get
>to
>>>>>>>>>> having sex. *snicker* What's especially sad of course is
>that
>>>>>>> this
>>>>>>>>>> is ONLINE, which leads me to believe that Lionel must just
>smell
>>>>>>> like
>>>>>>>>>> shit all the time or something, to the point where he can't
>even
>>>>>>> get
>>>>>>>>>> any human contact at all unless it's online. I mean it's one
>>>>> thing
>>>>>>>>>> for a sperg to be happy that they finally managed to make a
>>>>> friend
>>>>>>> in
>>>>>>>>>> the real world, but ONLINE...yeah...that's just a whole new
>level
>>>>>>> of
>>>>>>>>>> sad right there.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> But hey, why don't we take a look at Whinel's new friend,
>>>>>>> DiaperWulf!
>>>>>>>>>> Here's his website:
>>>>>>>>>> http://www.snuhwolf.9f.com/
>>>>>>>>>> (archived before he has a chance to pull it out of shame)
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> ...oh my.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Now, we all know DiaperWulf is a furry, that's not exactly a
>big
>>>>>>>>>> secret. Of course that in and of itself presents an oddity
>in
>>>>> that
>>>>>>>>>> furries are, effectively, kooks...and Lionel, the *REAL*
>Lionel
>>>>>>>>>> wouldn't be caught dead fraternizing with a kook. *nods*
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> But uh...ya notice anything kinda weird on that site? Like
>the
>>>>>>>>>> distinct lack of ~anything~ female? Uh huh, it's *ALL*
>>>>> male...with
>>>>>>>>>> LOTS of MALE nudity, with fun messages like:
>>>>>>>>>> "Just in case you wondered what the backside of a werewolf
>looks
>>>>>>> like"
>>>>>>>>>> and:
>>>>>>>>>> "Somtimes drawing all the fur takes too long..."
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> o_O
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> I mean, could this guy ~possibly~ be any more flaming? Holy
>>>>> shit,
>>>>>>>>>> he's practically got rainbows coming out of his ass fur fuck
>>>>> sake!
>>>>>>>>>> Honestly DiaperWulf, it's time to come on out of the closet.
>>>>>>> Trying
>>>>>>>>>> to deny it only makes you look like a moron at this point.
>And
>>>>>>> fess
>>>>>>>>>> up, you only started replying to *EVERY* last one of Lionel's
>>>>> posts
>>>>>>>>>> and slurping his ass *AFTER* you saw this pic of him:
>>>>>>>>>> :
>>>>>>>
>http://k41.pbase.com/u37/shootin/upload/24049356.RG27_LionelLauer.jpg
>>>>>>>>>> You took one look and got a full on chubby for him,
>didn'tcha?
>>>>> Do
>>>>>>> you
>>>>>>>>>> think he knows? That you "like him" in that way? LOL, it's
>kind
>>>>>>> of
>>>>>>>>>> fucked though, if he doesn't know, with how you're leading
>him on
>>>>>>> and
>>>>>>>>>> so openly flirting with him. If he's not into that, I mean
>if
>>>>> he's
>>>>>>>>>> not a homo like you...d00d, yer ~seriously~ gonna wind up
>>>>>>> embarrassing
>>>>>>>>>> the poor fool...hell you've pretty much done that already!
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> It's not gonna take long for it to get around that Lionel's
>>>>>>> "friend"
>>>>>>>>>> is a homo who has the hots for him. *snicker* Seriously,
>he's
>>>>>>>>>> *NEVER* gonna live *THAT* down! ^__^
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Oh noes, I shall nevir poast tue usenet again!!!!!
>>>>>>>> Gasp! Now I will have to Run Away!!!1!!!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Maddie will "win" !!!!!!1111!!!!!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Thanx for the free publicity. Maybe now the search engines
>will
>>>>> pick
>>>>>>> it up.
>>>>>>>> It never seems to occur to DiaperBoi that when someone posts a
>link
>>>>> to
>>>>>>>> their own work, it's a pretty safe bet that they're not going
>to
>>>>>>>> embarrassed by someone else reposting it.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> The g00gle returns a hit now when I search "snuhwolfs artwork"
>>>>>>> YAy!
>>>>>> Your dribbling little desire to try and ride on my coattails is
>quite
>>>>>> flattering, however I'm afraid it's not really going to get you
>much.
>>>>>> Mostly because, well, the fact of the matter is...you have no
>talent,
>>>>>> no creativity. Just a bunch of badly drawn furry homos that look
>like
>>>>>> something you traced off VCL. How does that make you feel
>though...to
>>>>>> know that the only ones who would even like your work are furry
>homos
>>>>>> jackin it off to your furry COCK "art"? LOL
>>>>>>
>>>>> More Voice of Personal Experience poasting, maddie?
>>>>>
>>>>> ^_^
>>>>
>>>> There's only *ONE* person here with naked, male, furry porn...and
>>>> that's you, Rump Rider.
>>>>
>>>
>>>If you dont like my art why are you so obsessed with it?
>>>^_^
>>
>>If you call mentioning your furry porn less than a half dozen times
>>over the course of a month "obsession"...well, what the fuck do you
>>call the nearly THREE THOUSAND fuckin slurpage posts you've made to
>>Whinel over the past month?
>>
>
>Its how usenet works dimmy. People post responses to eachother.
>
>>Think slow now...REEEAAAAALLL slow.
>>
>I can't emulate your cognitive deficit, sorry.
>
>
>
>>>> PS - Why are you ignoring all the regs in A26 who are telling you
>to
>>>> shut yourself the fuck up and quit slurping Whinel up the ass?
>>>>
>>>
>>>I dont read alt.2600, k00ky.
>>
>>And yet nearly every single butt slurping Whinel post you make is
>>xposted on over here. Then again, with a whole fuckin froup of people
>>pointing out how much of a flaming faggot you are, well, I can
>>understand your little ~need~ to run away from A26. Come on out of
>>the closet already, Kookie.
>>
>
>Use a kilfile if you dont like my poasts, kook.
>^_^

Use a killfile if you don't like my harassing you for your homo
poasts, kook. ^__^

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.uncensored-inter.net


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Freedom, true freedom, is nothing more than intellectual advantage over others."

"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )




== 7 of 8 ==
Date: Sun, Jun 14 2009 12:44 pm
From: Onideus Mad Hatter


On Tue, 09 Jun 2009 09:47:21 -0600, Emo Haircut
<hairc...@gmail.com> wrote:

> I like hot young boys.

So you're sayin yer a pedo then, huh?

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.uncensored-inter.net


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Freedom, true freedom, is nothing more than intellectual advantage over others."

"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )




== 8 of 8 ==
Date: Sun, Jun 14 2009 12:44 pm
From: Onideus Mad Hatter


On Wed, 10 Jun 2009 18:24:59 +1000, Bob Larter <bobby...@gmail.com>
wrote:

>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>> On Tue, 09 Jun 2009 09:49:47 -0500, §ñühw¤£f <snuh...@netscape.net>
>> wrote:
>>
>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <use...@backwater-productions.net> pinched out a
>>> steaming pile of<gf7s25dg8kkjjqi47...@4ax.com>:
>>>
>>>> On Mon, 25 May 2009 09:41:11 -0500, ?? <snuh...@netscape.net>
>>>> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Bob Larter <bobby...@gmail.com> pinched out a steaming pile
>>>>> of<4a1a1eca$1...@dnews.tpgi.com.au>:
>>>>>
>>>>>> ?? wrote:
>>>>>>> Bob Larter <bobby...@gmail.com> pinched out a steaming pile
>>>>>>> of<4a1950d8$1...@dnews.tpgi.com.au>:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> ?? wrote:
>>>>>>>>> Bob Larter <bobby...@gmail.com> pinched out a steaming pile
>>>>>>>>> of<4a17...@dnews.tpgi.com.au>:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> ?? wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> Bob Larter <bobby...@gmail.com> pinched out a steaming pile
>>>>>>>>>>> of<4a150ea4$1...@dnews.tpgi.com.au>:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> ?? wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 17 May 2009 01:28:40 +1000, Bob Larter
>>>>>>>>>>> <bobby...@gmail.com>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> How does it feel to not have a single friend in the
>>>>> universe,
>>>>>>>>>>> Hatter?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And no, your Mommy doesn't count.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's pretty fucking sad, how enamored poor Whinel is with
>>> his
>>>>>>>>>>> little
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "friend" Diaper Wulf. He's never had any friends before,
>>> so
>>>>>>> this
>>>>>>>>>>> is
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> kind of a new experience for him and he's *REALLY* proud of
>>>>> it,
>>>>>>>>> to
>>>>>>>>>>> the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> point where he seems to be running around proudly claiming
>>>>> that
>>>>>>>>> *NO
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ONE* else has friends, only *HE* does...after which he runs
>>>>>>>>> around
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> slurping up every last post of Diaper Wulf's he can find,
>>>>> *SO*
>>>>>>>>>>> happy
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to have finally made a "friend". LOL
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I guess if you're just socially retarded like he is, making
>>> a
>>>>>>>>>>> friend
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> is some incredibly monumental achievement unlike anything
>>>>>>>>>>> else...hell
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> it's probably as close as the poor boi is ever even gonna
>>> get
>>>>>>> to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> having sex. *snicker* What's especially sad of course is
>>>>> that
>>>>>>>>>>> this
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> is ONLINE, which leads me to believe that Lionel must just
>>>>>>> smell
>>>>>>>>>>> like
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> shit all the time or something, to the point where he can't
>>>>>>> even
>>>>>>>>>>> get
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> any human contact at all unless it's online. I mean it's
>>> one
>>>>>>>>> thing
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> for a sperg to be happy that they finally managed to make a
>>>>>>>>> friend
>>>>>>>>>>> in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the real world, but ONLINE...yeah...that's just a whole new
>>>>>>> level
>>>>>>>>>>> of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> sad right there.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> But hey, why don't we take a look at Whinel's new friend,
>>>>>>>>>>> DiaperWulf!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Here's his website:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> http://www.snuhwolf.9f.com/
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (archived before he has a chance to pull it out of shame)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ...oh my.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Now, we all know DiaperWulf is a furry, that's not exactly
>>> a
>>>>>>> big
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> secret. Of course that in and of itself presents an oddity
>>>>> in
>>>>>>>>> that
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> furries are, effectively, kooks...and Lionel, the *REAL*
>>>>> Lionel
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wouldn't be caught dead fraternizing with a kook. *nods*
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> But uh...ya notice anything kinda weird on that site? Like
>>>>> the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> distinct lack of ~anything~ female? Uh huh, it's *ALL*
>>>>>>>>> male...with
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> LOTS of MALE nudity, with fun messages like:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Just in case you wondered what the backside of a werewolf
>>>>>>> looks
>>>>>>>>>>> like"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Somtimes drawing all the fur takes too long..."
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> o_O
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I mean, could this guy ~possibly~ be any more flaming?
>>> Holy
>>>>>>>>> shit,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> he's practically got rainbows coming out of his ass fur
>>> fuck
>>>>>>>>> sake!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Honestly DiaperWulf, it's time to come on out of the
>>> closet.
>>>>>>>>>>> Trying
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to deny it only makes you look like a moron at this point.
>>>>> And
>>>>>>>>>>> fess
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> up, you only started replying to *EVERY* last one of
>>> Lionel's
>>>>>>>>> posts
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and slurping his ass *AFTER* you saw this pic of him:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :
>>>>> http://k41.pbase.com/u37/shootin/upload/24049356.RG27_LionelLauer.jpg
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You took one look and got a full on chubby for him,
>>>>> didn'tcha?
>>>>>>>>> Do
>>>>>>>>>>> you
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> think he knows? That you "like him" in that way? LOL,
>>> it's
>>>>>>> kind
>>>>>>>>>>> of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fucked though, if he doesn't know, with how you're leading
>>>>> him
>>>>>>> on
>>>>>>>>>>> and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> so openly flirting with him. If he's not into that, I mean
>>>>> if
>>>>>>>>> he's
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> not a homo like you...d00d, yer ~seriously~ gonna wind up
>>>>>>>>>>> embarrassing
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the poor fool...hell you've pretty much done that already!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's not gonna take long for it to get around that Lionel's
>>>>>>>>>>> "friend"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> is a homo who has the hots for him. *snicker* Seriously,
>>>>> he's
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> *NEVER* gonna live *THAT* down! ^__^
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oh noes, I shall nevir poast tue usenet again!!!!!
>>>>>>>>>>>> Gasp! Now I will have to Run Away!!!1!!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Maddie will "win" !!!!!!1111!!!!!
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Thanx for the free publicity. Maybe now the search engines
>>>>> will
>>>>>>>>> pick
>>>>>>>>>>> it up.
>>>>>>>>>>>> It never seems to occur to DiaperBoi that when someone posts
>>> a
>>>>>>> link
>>>>>>>>> to
>>>>>>>>>>>> their own work, it's a pretty safe bet that they're not going
>>>>> to
>>>>>>>>>>>> embarrassed by someone else reposting it.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> The g00gle returns a hit now when I search "snuhwolfs artwork"
>>>>>>>>>>> YAy!
>>>>>>>>>> There you go. Who says that DiaperBoi isn't good for anything?
>>>>> ;^)
>>>>>>>>> He can add that to his resume and Big Lits O' Clients...
>>>>>>>> DiaperBoi: SEO expert!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Not according to his manager. He can barely police the parking
>>> lot.
>>>>>> According to his own posts, he can barely police his bodily
>>> functions.
>>>>> I think I'm ready to move on. This dead horse Ive been kicking just
>>>>> swallowed my leg up to the knee.
>>>> Oh don't run away now, the fun is just getting started!
>>>>
>>> I dont think I'd ever plonk you maddie. Yer like the retarded kid one
>>> stands next to in the class photo to make oneself look better in
>>> comparason.
>>>
>>> Jus Sayin[tm]
>>
>> This is not a shared experience...retard. Free cl00, I was the good
>> lookin kid with a buttload of self esteem who never had to worry about
>> trying to make myself look "less ugly" like you've apparently had to
>> do all your life.
>
>You mean like this?
><http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Photos/Hatter_Hippie_1.jpg>

Don't forget this one:
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Photos/Hatter_Hippie_2.jpg

Both of which made the year book. I believe I was in the year book
more than anyone else my junior and senior years...but then I was
always doing funny, creative things. Those hippie ones are from
homecoming week...not that you would know what that is, Whinel. Losers
like you are generally excluded from things like that, huh? In fact I
bet the only pictures of you in your yearbooks are from yer class
pictures, huh Whinel? ^__^

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.uncensored-inter.net


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Freedom, true freedom, is nothing more than intellectual advantage over others."

"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )





==============================================================================
TOPIC: This Newsgroup S U C K S
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/t/43f9cec8a1b5a22c?hl=en
==============================================================================

== 1 of 2 ==
Date: Sun, Jun 14 2009 12:44 pm
From: Onideus Mad Hatter


On Tue, 09 Jun 2009 10:13:41 -0600, Emo Haircut
<hairc...@gmail.com> wrote:

> Gay homo sex is what I love!

Uh huh, that's nice.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.uncensored-inter.net


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Freedom, true freedom, is nothing more than intellectual advantage over others."

"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )




== 2 of 2 ==
Date: Sun, Jun 14 2009 12:44 pm
From: Onideus Mad Hatter


On Tue, 09 Jun 2009 11:04:53 -0600, Emo Haircut
<hairc...@gmail.com> wrote:

> I just love homo rump riding faggots!

This is not a shared experience.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.uncensored-inter.net


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Freedom, true freedom, is nothing more than intellectual advantage over others."

"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )





==============================================================================
TOPIC: Lionel Lauer: Befriends A Gay Furry And Loses His Ass Virginity Shortly
Thereafter
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/t/287a512d9370cc0b?hl=en
==============================================================================

== 1 of 2 ==
Date: Sun, Jun 14 2009 12:44 pm
From: Onideus Mad Hatter


On Tue, 09 Jun 2009 11:14:38 -0600, Emo Haircut
<hairc...@gmail.com> wrote:

> I'm homosexual too ya know!

Nobody cares about you, Dipshit. Yer boring.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.uncensored-inter.net


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Freedom, true freedom, is nothing more than intellectual advantage over others."

"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )




== 2 of 2 ==
Date: Sun, Jun 14 2009 12:44 pm
From: Onideus Mad Hatter


On Sun, 14 Jun 2009 18:57:52 +1000, Bob Larter <bobby...@gmail.com>
wrote:

>>> I've only been training him for nine years or so - give me a break!

>> Then its time to adopt him out.

>Sure. $5 & he's yours.

Look like Lionel is trying to sell off his malformed little pecker.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.uncensored-inter.net


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Freedom, true freedom, is nothing more than intellectual advantage over others."

"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )





==============================================================================
TOPIC: WINNERS! - AUK awards for April/May 2009
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/t/d33ed1f63cc5cba7?hl=en
==============================================================================

== 1 of 2 ==
Date: Sun, Jun 14 2009 12:44 pm
From: Onideus Mad Hatter


On Sun, 14 Jun 2009 12:20:37 -0600, Emo Haircut
<hairc...@gmail.com> wrote:

> My mother is pretty hot!

Yeah, for a whore.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.uncensored-inter.net


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Freedom, true freedom, is nothing more than intellectual advantage over others."

"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )




== 2 of 2 ==
Date: Sun, Jun 14 2009 12:44 pm
From: Onideus Mad Hatter


On Sun, 14 Jun 2009 12:20:17 -0600, Emo Haircut
<hairc...@gmail.com> wrote:

> I like cawk up my ass.

That's what Whinel said too.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.uncensored-inter.net


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Freedom, true freedom, is nothing more than intellectual advantage over others."

"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )





==============================================================================
TOPIC: Mad Hatter / DiaperBoi and his 'friends'.
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/t/8c1f6202e5e8aa25?hl=en
==============================================================================

== 1 of 4 ==
Date: Sun, Jun 14 2009 12:44 pm
From: Onideus Mad Hatter


On Mon, 1 Jun 2009 17:34:38 -0400, Christopher Parrilli
<bld...@aol.com> wrote:

>On Tue, 02 Jun 2009 06:35:40 +1000, Bob Larter wrote:
>
>> Christopher Parrilli wrote:
>>> On Tue, 02 Jun 2009 05:28:40 +1000, Bob Larter wrote:
>>>
>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>>> On Mon, 1 Jun 2009 14:01:48 -0400, Christopher Parrilli
>>>>> <bld...@aol.com> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>> Hey, you made the honor roll!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> http://www.mysuburbanlife.com/geneva/archive/x317102881
>>>>>> Hello there Baby Matthew <snicker>,
>>>>> Best watch your mouth, Cuppycake, I already put one mouthy little
>>>>> fruitcake in diapers today...
>>>> <http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Onideus_Mad_Hatter>
>>>>
>>>> Hm?
>>>>
>>>>> I don't imagine you'd much enjoy being the next spoiled little brat I
>>>>> have punished. `, )
>>>>>
>>>>>> still got your MySpace site up.
>>>>> Seeing as how I have real life friends in the real world, of course.
>>>> Um, no. Even on MySpace - haven for the most socially dysfunctional of
>>>> the net - you've only managed to garner 16 'friends', despite the fact
>>>> that your typical Amiga gooroo can easily get hundreds of 'friends'.
>>>> That fact that you can only collect spammers & other leeches says
>>>> everything that needs to be said about your lack of social skills.
>>>
>>> Careful, Bob, this is Head K00kie, Baby Matthew Hatter, he'll put a juju
>>> curse on you and boy will it hurt.
>>
>> OMFG!
>>
>>> <bwahahaha>
>>
>> I'm hurting already, dude!
>>
>> HAHAHAHAhahahahahahahahahaha!
>
>Bob, I don't appreciate you placing us in the way of danger like that.
>Mr. Baby Matthews has been known to get Mad and through his Hat at
>people. Scary d00d. Really. lol

...there's something really fuckin wrong with this kid. Assburgers or
Asspie syndrome or something. I don't think it's anything simple like
dyslexia. You know yer brain is all fucked up though when you can't
even figure out the difference between "through" and "threw". o_O

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.uncensored-inter.net


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Freedom, true freedom, is nothing more than intellectual advantage over others."

"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )




== 2 of 4 ==
Date: Sun, Jun 14 2009 12:44 pm
From: Onideus Mad Hatter


On Tue, 09 Jun 2009 12:10:02 -0600, Emo Haircut
<hairc...@gmail.com> wrote:

> My mother is a whore.

Thanks for the tip!

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.uncensored-inter.net


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Freedom, true freedom, is nothing more than intellectual advantage over others."

"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )




== 3 of 4 ==
Date: Sun, Jun 14 2009 12:44 pm
From: Onideus Mad Hatter


On Tue, 09 Jun 2009 10:21:47 -0600, Emo Haircut
<hairc...@gmail.com> wrote:

> I'm a fag too! Why won't you pay any attention to me?!

...because you're boring?

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.uncensored-inter.net


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Freedom, true freedom, is nothing more than intellectual advantage over others."

"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )




== 4 of 4 ==
Date: Sun, Jun 14 2009 12:44 pm
From: Onideus Mad Hatter


On Tue, 09 Jun 2009 11:02:43 -0600, Emo Haircut
<hairc...@gmail.com> wrote:

> My mother raped me.

Uh...well that explains a few things.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.uncensored-inter.net


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Freedom, true freedom, is nothing more than intellectual advantage over others."

"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )





==============================================================================
TOPIC: "BAM1BAM" (Re: PING AFA-B gang re: AUK/AFA-B Awards) "Honest John - Teh
Little Dick Head!!!..."
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/t/3045e9e4c730ca05?hl=en
==============================================================================

== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Sun, Jun 14 2009 12:44 pm
From: Onideus Mad Hatter


On Tue, 09 Jun 2009 10:12:08 -0600, Emo Haircut
<hairc...@gmail.com> wrote:

> I wish I could fuck him up the ass.

Well, why don't you ask him if you can? You'll never know if you
don't ask.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.uncensored-inter.net


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Freedom, true freedom, is nothing more than intellectual advantage over others."

"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )





==============================================================================
TOPIC: Alright, Listen Up Morons
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/t/4750a1257dc9498f?hl=en
==============================================================================

== 1 of 3 ==
Date: Sun, Jun 14 2009 12:44 pm
From: Onideus Mad Hatter


On Fri, 12 Jun 2009 17:37:10 +1000, Bob Larter <bobby...@gmail.com>
wrote:

>As always, I'm a retarded faggot. I love the way he knows that going into a posting frenzy on
>hundreds of week-old posts drives me up the fuckin wall.

Technically speaking I had help, so not exactly the "posting frenzy"
you'd like to imagine there, Whinel. That and I actively utilize
backbuilding tactics. Basically replying to posts a they come in, but
rather than sending them off right away I save them all up over the
course of a week or so and then slam you all at once. It's very
effective in keeping you feeling defeated and unable to contend. ^__^

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.uncensored-inter.net


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Freedom, true freedom, is nothing more than intellectual advantage over others."

"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )




== 2 of 3 ==
Date: Sun, Jun 14 2009 12:44 pm
From: Onideus Mad Hatter


On Tue, 09 Jun 2009 10:15:31 -0600, Emo Haircut
<hairc...@gmail.com> wrote:

> I really like fags

Is that why you're always sticking up for Whinel and DiaperWulf?

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.uncensored-inter.net


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Freedom, true freedom, is nothing more than intellectual advantage over others."

"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )




== 3 of 3 ==
Date: Sun, Jun 14 2009 12:44 pm
From: Onideus Mad Hatter


On Thu, 11 Jun 2009 22:33:48 -0400, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:

>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>> On Tue, 02 Jun 2009 22:08:27 -0400, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>> On Tue, 02 Jun 2009 05:19:03 +1000, Bob Larter <bobby...@gmail.com>
>>>> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>miguel wrote:
>>>>>> On Mon, 01 Jun 2009 10:46:15 -0700, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>>>>> <use...@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> On Mon, 01 Jun 2009 10:20:13 -0700, miguel <mun...@mungge.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> On Mon, 01 Jun 2009 10:13:42 -0700, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>>>>>>> <use...@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 01 Jun 2009 12:52:28 -0400, Sweetness
>>>>>>>>> <sweetchixo...@yahoo.ca> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> You only get this warning just once a year and you're getting it now
>>>>>>>>>>> so I'd pay the fuck attention if I were you. That article up on
>>>>>>>>>>> Special ED about me? Yeah, you know the one.
>>>>>>>>>> You mean this one?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Onideus_Mad_Hatter
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> That's the one you mean, right?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Pleace to be makings a special butthurtz page for me on yer ghey lil
>>>>>>>>>> blog now, Mathilda. OKTHXBYE
>>>>>>>>> Do you even *HAVE* any pictures of yourself online? Also the tactic
>>>>>>>>> is meant more for Webbies and RLs, not so much Netters...which is why
>>>>>>>>> I post the warning here rather than on my blog. I don't want to make
>>>>>>>>> it ~too~ easy for the little spaz addicts to get a clue. Besides
>>>>>>>>> which, it's *MUCH* moar fun *THIS* way.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> That said, these tactics are only effective against people who can't
>>>>>>>>> pass my MHM test and it's pretty easy to spot those types. I actually
>>>>>>>>> had lil Waldo targeted since around 1996 since that's when I first
>>>>>>>>> noticed how...exploitable, he was. LOL
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> I've many other targets to play with as well, some moar fuckheaded
>>>>>>>>> than others. The fuckheads at Sakuracon for example *STILL* owe me
>>>>>>>>> $90, having only refunded me $45 of the total amount I paid for
>>>>>>>>> entrance. I want to do something ~really~ special for them though. As
>>>>>>>>> such I've been slowly gathering all sorts of data on them, their
>>>>>>>>> organizers, volunteers, even their lawyers! LOL It's gonna be a
>>>>>>>>> *LOT* of fun! ...well, for me anyway, not so much for them I guess
>>>>>>>>> (depending on how well they can take a joke). I just ~love~ satire,
>>>>>>>>> don't you? ^__^ Especially when it involves human emotions!
>>>>>>>> You have a dossier?
>>>>>>> Eh...something like that. Basically I keep track of *EVERYTHING*
>>>>>>> pertaining to me online, mostly through the help of my clone posters.
>>>>>>> Most of the material is archived in the form of screen caps, which is
>>>>>>> absolutely necessary since most Webbies can't handle me to the point
>>>>>>> of invoking Hitler esque post burning tactics...which was actually one
>>>>>>> of the primary reasons why I create Onideus Uncensored.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> In some cases, like with PoE and SASS, they completely obliterate
>>>>>>> entire threads pertaining to me, simply because they wind up looking
>>>>>>> stupid and don't want anyone to see. Like nyah:
>>>>>>> : http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_SASS/Deleted_And_Censored_Posts/
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Of course what they don't realize is that covering up the damage I can
>>>>>>> inflict on a group only serves to help me in that furthers the whole
>>>>>>> "baby matthew" persona and makes me look all harmless and
>>>>>>> ineffectual...until the screaming starts anyway...and then come the
>>>>>>> death threats...LOL...oh how I love the death threats, such emotion!
>>>>>>> ^__^
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> According to one Dr. Judith Orloff, who personally I think is a bit of
>>>>>>> a kook, believes me to be some kind of "psychic vampire" (her words).
>>>>>>> But I think it's more about the simple quest to bring people to my
>>>>>>> level of thinking/understanding. A world where words can't hurt. A
>>>>>>> world where self-actualization is as easy to reach as an unnoticeable
>>>>>>> itch, where people use words not to attack, but to create
>>>>>>> art...wondrous, wondrous works of art. It may never come to pass, at
>>>>>>> least not within my lifetime, but I think it's important to push
>>>>>>> nonetheless.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> And I've been slowly amassing followers to help spread my
>>>>>>> understanding, in the form of my clone posters, or my "Onten 7" group.
>>>>>>> The number changes depending on the number of active Onten
>>>>>>> members...there's actually quite a few more than that, but only seven
>>>>>>> who I trust implicitly with my style to let them move about
>>>>>>> unmonitored by me. This is how I often appear to be in so many
>>>>>>> different froups across the grid simultaneously.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Geez.
>>>>>
>>>>>DiaperBoi is your classic, old-school kook. I've guided him through
>>>>>numerous kook awards over the last decade or so. If you want a good
>>>>>laugh, check out what his 'friends' have to say about him over on
>>>>>EncyclopediaDramatica:
>>>>><http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Onideus_Mad_Hatter>
>>>>>They're a little web-orientated, but most of what they have to say about
>>>>>him is spot on. And yes, the stuff about his Adult Baby fetish is 100% true.
>>>>
>>>> [128 lines of admission snipped]
>>>
>>>Ni<WHACK>
>>
>> If I had wanted any shit out of you I would have squeezed yer fat ugly
>> head, Dipshit.

>I'm hittin' on all three cylinders, like my mother, Shitlips.

...that's no way to talk about yer mother, d00d.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.uncensored-inter.net


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Freedom, true freedom, is nothing more than intellectual advantage over others."

"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )





==============================================================================
TOPIC: PING: Mad Hatter/DiaperBoi
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/t/7b93e635cfe54b7d?hl=en
==============================================================================

== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Sun, Jun 14 2009 12:44 pm
From: Onideus Mad Hatter


On Tue, 09 Jun 2009 10:09:56 -0600, Emo Haircut
<hairc...@gmail.com> wrote:

> <sucks cock>

You must be pretty flexible...unless you're talking about your dad.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.uncensored-inter.net


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Freedom, true freedom, is nothing more than intellectual advantage over others."

"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )





==============================================================================
TOPIC: Scott Campbell admits that Matty has totally trolled his ass
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/t/e37189152a14ebc2?hl=en
==============================================================================

== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Sun, Jun 14 2009 12:44 pm
From: Onideus Mad Hatter


On Tue, 09 Jun 2009 10:06:17 -0600, Emo Haircut
<hairc...@gmail.com> wrote:

> What, what, up my butt?

Probably the entirety of the local plumbers union.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.uncensored-inter.net


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Freedom, true freedom, is nothing more than intellectual advantage over others."

"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )





==============================================================================
TOPIC: The trouble with AUK awards
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/t/75d4af49c928dc44?hl=en
==============================================================================

== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Sun, Jun 14 2009 12:42 pm
From: "Lamey"



"Pat Magroyne" <patma...@null.net> wrote in message
news:1c03f71b-aea6-406a...@p5g2000pre.googlegroups.com...
On Jun 14, 3:13 pm, "<p>sychotic <c>hicken" <Bi...@hotmail.com> wrote:

> Well I'm really honoured that you chose me for your awards and stuff ...
> but I really can't accept them because I'm simply not worthy of them.

Did you REALLY harass clinically depressed people in
alt.suicide.holiday ?

Seriously, I'd have voted for you instead of bobandcarole if I'd known
that. That has got to be the lowest of the low, and deserving of far
worse than a kook award.

Says the kook who posts porn to unwitting froups.

< predictable response here >







==============================================================================
TOPIC: update. i now have 2380 unread posts. <was Re: i have 182 unread posts.>

http://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/t/434454b3eab201e4?hl=en
==============================================================================

== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Sun, Jun 14 2009 12:44 pm
From: Onideus Mad Hatter


On Tue, 09 Jun 2009 09:56:37 -0600, Emo Haircut
<hairc...@gmail.com> wrote:

> My mom really likes it up the ass

Yeah I know, she gives half price discounts for her "up the butt"
special. It some respects it's good since her ass isn't nearly as
loose as her pussy is...although I'm not sure how long that's going to
last, considering how often she whores herself out.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.uncensored-inter.net


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Freedom, true freedom, is nothing more than intellectual advantage over others."

"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

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* A request for the godfearing from ALT.BIBLE and ALT.RELIGION - 1 messages, 1
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http://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/t/7010153b41632d2a?hl=en
* Shame on Denmark - 3 messages, 1 author
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* "Shakespeare", a decidedly less offensive subject name - 1 messages, 1
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* WINNERS! - AUK awards for April/May 2009 - 3 messages, 3 authors
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* The suspense is KILLING me!!!! - 7 messages, 4 authors
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/t/5ca7bbea11ff5f2b?hl=en
* The Tholen is strong in this one. Re: Challenging "global warming" as man-
made or harmful that's easy, hey morons ,,, _ . try actually THINKING HARD for
a change - 1 messages, 1 author
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* â  I know Gregory Hall is lying, he didn't modify my X.CPP. - 2 messages, 2
authors
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* Bobandcarole: "That juicy shaved pussy that squirts ad is a forgery!!" - 2
messages, 2 authors
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* AUK's Kook Awards: Congrats, BOBANDCAROLE, for coming in second -- in both
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TOPIC: A request for the godfearing from ALT.BIBLE and ALT.RELIGION
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/t/7010153b41632d2a?hl=en
==============================================================================

== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Sun, Jun 14 2009 6:13 pm
From: No One


On Sun, 14 Jun 2009 18:02:54 -0700 (PDT), Sister Sofonda Cox
<sisterso...@yahoo.com> wrote:

>Please stop spaming and sending xposted messages to ALT.BIBLE
>
>Yours in the Lord,
>
>#Sister Sofonda Cox#
>

You'll want to address your complaints to Craig Chilton, dear Sister.
He's the one responsible for all the cross-posting.





==============================================================================
TOPIC: Shame on Denmark
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/t/92fe920a1e89cabb?hl=en
==============================================================================

== 1 of 3 ==
Date: Sun, Jun 14 2009 6:15 pm
From: Aratzio


On Mon, 15 Jun 2009 00:29:45 +0000 (UTC), in the land of
alt.usenet.kooks, spooge <spo...@databasix.com> got double secret
probation for writing:

>Aratzio <a6ah...@sneakemail.com> wrote in
>news:4b4335l9rdrkeq9iv...@4ax.com:
>
>> On Thu, 11 Jun 2009 02:35:58 +0000 (UTC), in the land of
>> alt.usenet.kooks, spooge <spo...@databasix.com> got double secret
>> probation for writing:
>>
>>>> On Wed, 10 Jun 2009 03:22:48 +0000 (UTC), in the land of
>>>> 24hoursupport.helpdesk, spooge <spo...@databasix.com> got double
>>>> secret probation for writing:
>>>>
>>>>>Aratzio <a6ah...@sneakemail.com> wrote in
>>>>>news:iuot251ah8ht79ign...@4ax.com:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Tue, 9 Jun 2009 08:39:16 +0100, in the land of
>>>>>> alt.usenet.kooks, "Brian Cryer" <not.here@localhost> got double
>>>>>> secret probation for writing:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>"Aratzio" <a6ah...@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>news:2rar25l3aaqbn1bp0...@4ax.com...
>>>>>>>> On Mon, 8 Jun 2009 09:41:47 +0100, in the land of
>>>>>>>> 24hoursupport.helpdesk, "Brian Cryer" <not.here@localhost> got
>>>>>>>> double secret probation for writing:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>"Bob Larter" <bobby...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>news:h0fmdc$6p9$6...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
>>>>>>>>>> Brian Cryer wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> "Bob Larter" <bobby...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>>> news:h04rjn$ok0$5...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
>>>>>>>>>>> <snip>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Please don't feed the trolls.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> If someone is trolling then its best just to ignore their
>>>>>>>>>>> posts rather than to respond, all you do is encourage them.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> What's a troll?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> http://everything.explained.at/Troll_(Internet)/
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I don't get it.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>A troll is someone who posts irrelevant messages with the
>>>>>>>intention of annoying, aggrevating or just simply starting a flame
>>>>>>>ware.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>In this instance ""Bob Larter" responded to a message from "Hu
>>>>>>>Flung Dung", where "Hu ..."'s post was simply offsensive and had
>>>>>>>no constructive useful content. Hu... was trolling.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Despite trolls being (very) annoying and only one step above (or
>>>>>>>below) spammers, it is best to ignore them. If people ignore their
>>>>>>>posts then they are more likley to go away (or so goes the general
>>>>>>>wisdom). If your newsgroup reader allows you to filter posts from
>>>>>>>certain individuals then its a good idea to add trolls to that
>>>>>>>list as you find them.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Does that help clear it up?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Not really, I just wonder why you would be stupid enough to get
>>>>>> annoyed about messages you don't have to read.
>>>>>
>>>>>I think that Brian is being ever so helpful. And stuff.
>>>>
>>>> One does have to respect his knobishness.
>>>
>>>I spell it 'stuff', you spell it 'knobishness', but we're both saying
>>>the same thing.
>>
>> No, we are not.
>
>You're very much mistaken.

Au contraire, my feathered friend.




== 2 of 3 ==
Date: Sun, Jun 14 2009 6:16 pm
From: Aratzio


On Mon, 15 Jun 2009 00:29:46 +0000 (UTC), in the land of
alt.usenet.kooks, spooge <spo...@databasix.com> got double secret
probation for writing:

>Aratzio <a6ah...@sneakemail.com> wrote in
>news:lvm535tl999evuf58...@4ax.com:
>
>> On Fri, 12 Jun 2009 04:54:10 +0000 (UTC), in the land of
>> alt.usenet.kooks, spooge <spo...@databasix.com> got double secret
>> probation for writing:
>>
>>>Aratzio <a6ah...@sneakemail.com> wrote in
>>>news:pb43355g9n6kcmgp6...@4ax.com:
>>>
>>>> On Thu, 11 Jun 2009 02:36:22 +0000 (UTC), in the land of
>>>> alt.usenet.kooks, spooge <spo...@databasix.com> got double secret
>>>> probation for writing:
>>>>
>>>>>Aratzio <a6ah...@sneakemail.com> wrote in
>>>>>news:vmbu25h1pgh7636uo...@4ax.com:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Wed, 10 Jun 2009 03:28:10 +0000 (UTC), in the land of
>>>>>> 24hoursupport.helpdesk, spooge <spo...@databasix.com> got double
>>>>>> secret probation for writing:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ah...@sneakemail.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>news:t0pt25pue7atgeim8...@4ax.com:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> On Tue, 09 Jun 2009 19:01:36 +1000, in the land of
>>>>>>>> alt.usenet.kooks, Bob Larter <bobby...@gmail.com> got double
>>>>>>>> secret probation for writing:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Aratzio wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 8 Jun 2009 09:41:47 +0100, in the land of
>>>>>>>>>> 24hoursupport.helpdesk, "Brian Cryer" <not.here@localhost> got
>>>>>>>>>> double secret probation for writing:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> "Bob Larter" <bobby...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>>> news:h0fmdc$6p9$6...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
>>>>>>>>>>>> Brian Cryer wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Bob Larter" <bobby...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:h04rjn$ok0$5...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
>>>>>>>>>>>>> <snip>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Please don't feed the trolls.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> If someone is trolling then its best just to ignore their
>>>>>>>>>>>>> posts rather than to respond, all you do is encourage them.
>>>>>>>>>>>> What's a troll?
>>>>>>>>>>> http://everything.explained.at/Troll_(Internet)/
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> I don't get it.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Me either.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Seems to be an awful lot of unnecessary work when ignoring shit
>>>>>>>> is easier.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>I'd probably agree with you if I hadn't ignored his post.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> What?
>>>>>
>>>>>Excuse me?
>>>>
>>>> Why?
>>>
>>>I can't hear you
>>
>> If you'd shut up for even a seconf.
>
>Nope, not hearing anything.

Now, pull the fingers out of your ears.




== 3 of 3 ==
Date: Sun, Jun 14 2009 6:16 pm
From: Aratzio


On Mon, 15 Jun 2009 00:29:46 +0000 (UTC), in the land of
alt.usenet.kooks, spooge <spo...@databasix.com> got double secret
probation for writing:

>Aratzio <a6ah...@sneakemail.com> wrote in
>news:g1n535t2l201v5esf...@4ax.com:
>
>> On Fri, 12 Jun 2009 04:57:13 +0000 (UTC), in the land of
>> alt.usenet.kooks, spooge <spo...@databasix.com> got double secret
>> probation for writing:
>>
>>>Aratzio <a6ah...@sneakemail.com> wrote in
>>>news:6553359t43s930dtu...@4ax.com:
>>>
>>>> On Thu, 11 Jun 2009 14:23:58 -0400, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
>>>> Kali <ka...@happy.joy> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>
>>>>>In article <robu25tcoocb8uss3...@4ax.com>, a6ahlyv02
>>>>>@sneakemail.com says...
>>>>>>
>>>>>> On Tue, 9 Jun 2009 23:36:01 -0400, in the land of
>>>>>> 24hoursupport.helpdesk, Kali <ka...@happy.joy> got double secret
>>>>>> probation for writing:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> >In article <h0l89n$r41$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>,
>>>>>> >bobby...@gmail.com says...
>>>>>> >>
>>>>>> >> Brian Cryer wrote:
>>>>>> >> > "Bob Larter" <bobby...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>> >> > news:h0fmdc$6p9$6...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
>>>>>> >> >> Brian Cryer wrote:
>>>>>> >> >>> "Bob Larter" <bobby...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>> >> >>> news:h04rjn$ok0$5...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
>>>>>> >> >>> <snip>
>>>>>> >> >>>
>>>>>> >> >>> Please don't feed the trolls.
>>>>>> >> >>>
>>>>>> >> >>> If someone is trolling then its best just to ignore their
>>>>>> >> >>> posts rather than to respond, all you do is encourage them.
>>>>>> >> >>
>>>>>> >> >> What's a troll?
>>>>>> >> >
>>>>>> >> > http://everything.explained.at/Troll_(Internet)/
>>>>>> >>
>>>>>> >> Gosh.
>>>>>> >
>>>>>> >Are there really trolls on Usenet? How do you recognize them?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> They look a lot like fuckheads but are not nearly as funny.
>>>>>
>>>>>Well it's a good thing there aren't any trolls in auk.
>>>>
>>>> What is an AUK?
>>>
>>>Look it up in your Funk & Wagnell.
>>>
>>>It's between AUJ and AUL.
>>
>> I don't have a funk & wagnall.
>
>That's easy to correct:
>
>http://www.soft32.com/download_158980.html
>

I sdo not want any funk from someone named spooge.





==============================================================================
TOPIC: "Shakespeare", a decidedly less offensive subject name
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/t/38059e432005a2a8?hl=en
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== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Sun, Jun 14 2009 6:22 pm
From: Auntie C


On Jun 11, 11:32 pm, "Hu Flung Dung" <inva...@invalid.invalid> wrote:
> Auntie C, ye rug-headed prick-eared cur of iceland, wretched, bloody and
> usurping boar, ye clacked:
>
> > Enough said.
>
> About what?

Those of you in the know might recognize this as a bit from Henry V.

Oh, and while I'm at it.....I see that it was JOSE that chose to
return the subject name on 11 June to the one containing that
unspeakably offensive epitath.





==============================================================================
TOPIC: WINNERS! - AUK awards for April/May 2009
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/t/d33ed1f63cc5cba7?hl=en
==============================================================================

== 1 of 3 ==
Date: Sun, Jun 14 2009 6:23 pm
From: miguel


On Sun, 14 Jun 2009 16:44:27 +0100, Seventh Deadlly Sin
<s...@kookmail.com> wrote:

>Lamey wrote:
>
>>
>> "Seventh Deadlly Sin" <s...@kookmail.com> wrote in message
>> news:h134es$qkr$1...@bite-me.eternal-september.org...
>>> Lamey wrote:
>>>
>>>>
>>>> "Seventh Deadlly Sin" <s...@kookmail.com> wrote in message
>>>> news:h12qn9$dlv$1...@bite-me.eternal-september.org...
>>>>> Bob Larter wrote:
>>>>>
>>> <snip>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> BUSTED URINAL AWARD
>>>>>> 24 % (per...@gmail.com)
>>>>>>
>>>>>> And a second award for you, persent - you truly do stink up every
>>>>>> group you post to.
>>>>>
>>>>> The Persistent Lamers of ASH are thick on the ground this month.
>>>>> Congratulations again, persent, I hope you like your awards.
>>>>
>>>> The useless awards of auk?
>>>
>>> "This is a joke, right? RIGHT?!!
>>>
>>> No more a joke than the fact that ISPs let people on every day who have
>>> nothing better to do than annoy their neighbors enough to win by popular
>>> vote silly little awards created for just such buffoons as them."
>>
>> Agreed, but these awards are not worth the bandwidth it takes to post
>> them.
>
>They're mildly amusing though :)

The awards have been dying for a long time. When Vince was FNVW he'd
try to prop them up by making a lot of nominations and seconds
himself. Lionel, to his credit, hasn't followed that path.




== 2 of 3 ==
Date: Sun, Jun 14 2009 8:06 pm
From: pandora


On Sun, 14 Jun 2009 09:32:37 -0600, Lamey wrote:

>
> "Seventh Deadlly Sin" <s...@kookmail.com> wrote in message
> news:h134es$qkr$1...@bite-me.eternal-september.org...
>> Lamey wrote:
>>
>>
>>> "Seventh Deadlly Sin" <s...@kookmail.com> wrote in message
>>> news:h12qn9$dlv$1...@bite-me.eternal-september.org...
>>>> Bob Larter wrote:
>>>>
>> <snip>
>>>>>
>>>>> BUSTED URINAL AWARD
>>>>> 24 % (per...@gmail.com)
>>>>>
>>>>> And a second award for you, persent - you truly do stink up every
>>>>> group you post to.
>>>>
>>>> The Persistent Lamers of ASH are thick on the ground this month.
>>>> Congratulations again, persent, I hope you like your awards.
>>>
>>> The useless awards of auk?
>>
>> "This is a joke, right? RIGHT?!!
>>
>> No more a joke than the fact that ISPs let people on every day who have
>> nothing better to do than annoy their neighbors enough to win by popular
>> vote silly little awards created for just such buffoons as them."
>
> Agreed, but these awards are not worth the bandwidth it takes to post
> them.

More so than anything you've ever posted.





== 3 of 3 ==
Date: Sun, Jun 14 2009 8:14 pm
From: "Lamey"



"pandora" <pan...@peak.org> wrote in message
news:pan.2009.06.15....@peak.org...
> On Sun, 14 Jun 2009 09:32:37 -0600, Lamey wrote:
>
>>
>> "Seventh Deadlly Sin" <s...@kookmail.com> wrote in message
>> news:h134es$qkr$1...@bite-me.eternal-september.org...
>>> Lamey wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>> "Seventh Deadlly Sin" <s...@kookmail.com> wrote in message
>>>> news:h12qn9$dlv$1...@bite-me.eternal-september.org...
>>>>> Bob Larter wrote:
>>>>>
>>> <snip>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> BUSTED URINAL AWARD
>>>>>> 24 % (per...@gmail.com)
>>>>>>
>>>>>> And a second award for you, persent - you truly do stink up every
>>>>>> group you post to.
>>>>>
>>>>> The Persistent Lamers of ASH are thick on the ground this month.
>>>>> Congratulations again, persent, I hope you like your awards.
>>>>
>>>> The useless awards of auk?
>>>
>>> "This is a joke, right? RIGHT?!!
>>>
>>> No more a joke than the fact that ISPs let people on every day who have
>>> nothing better to do than annoy their neighbors enough to win by popular
>>> vote silly little awards created for just such buffoons as them."
>>
>> Agreed, but these awards are not worth the bandwidth it takes to post
>> them.
>
> More so than anything you've ever posted.

Nice You just make up that bit of wit? Or have you been saving it just for
me?
>







==============================================================================
TOPIC: The suspense is KILLING me!!!!
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/t/5ca7bbea11ff5f2b?hl=en
==============================================================================

== 1 of 7 ==
Date: Sun, Jun 14 2009 6:26 pm
From: "Gregory Hall"


"spooge" <spo...@databasix.com> wrote in message
news:h144ls$nq$8...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
> "Gregory Hall" <greg...@home.fake> wrote in
> news:2t037e....@news.alt.net:
>
>> "atlas bugged" <atlasbug...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>> news:2suc5g....@news.alt.net...
>>> "Gregory Hall" <greg...@home.fake> wrote in message
>>> news:2sr52p....@news.alt.net...
>>>>
>>>> I wonder when the stAUKer trial will be over and the verdict in. I'm
>>>> hoping the defendants get some serious jail time and huge fines such
>>>> that they have to declare bankruptcy and lose their homes,
>>>> businesses...
>>>
>>> Most such trials don't ever go to trial or reach a jury verdict.
>>> However, the stAUKers, as I understand it, are counterattacking with
>>> specious counterclaims.
>>>
>>> Surprisingly, the stAUKers have sold two lawyers on this strategy, so
>>> far.
>>>
>>> Making specious claims will cause the attorneys, not the clients, to
>>> be sanctioned. Those motions are being prepared currently.
>>>
>>> The attorneys get a warning period under NJ law, so we'll see if
>>> they're willing to stick their necks out for clients who are clearly
>>> nasty, hateful people.
>>>
>>> Nobody's going to go to jail - that's not really a factor in
>>> litigation of this sort. Ditto huge "fines," which are usually where
>>> the government is the "victim" and seeks cash as punishment.
>>>
>>> The case is about damages.
>>>
>>> The perpetrators still don't get it. They need to acknowledge their
>>> wrongdoing. So far, even in the pleadings, they continue with the
>>> delusional game of "no, not me, it's youuuuuu!"
>>>
>>> They fail to realize that the alternatives are a long, exhausting
>>> trial that they are likely to lose, or start thinking about
>>> settlement.
>>>
>>> Insofar as any "counterclaim" exists, they just demonstrate they
>>> cannot be reasoned with, thus no settlement.
>>>
>>> It l,looks like the matter will be ready for trial by late Autumn.
>>> Actually, getting a scheduled court date will take longer due to
>>> current court calendar delays. Figure January 2010 at the earliest.
>>>
>>> This case may easily go to the bitter end. The demands for the
>>> moment tend to be apologies, information, and modest sums, though all
>>> of those increase with each passing month.
>>>
>>> Based on what I know so far of the case, no one's home is
>>> particularly at risk, but there is a severely weakened business in
>>> the mix that may just end.
>>
>>
>>
>> Thanks for the update. It continues to look worse and worse for the
>> stAUKers the longer they act like your serious suit is a 'kooksuit.'
>> These people must have very low IQs.
>>
>> And their counterclaims are just plain ludicrous - even I, a rank
>> legal amateur, can see that. That one idiot defendant picked out a
>> post of mine where I asked Honest John for any info he had that could
>> explain why he called Art Deco, "Pedo Deco" which you apparently
>> responded to somewhere's down the thread without snippage so you
>> repeated my request for information and that delusional twit defendant
>> is trying to say YOU are guilty of libel and tries to compare it to an
>> *actual* clear-cut instance of libel.
>
> That is the scenario upon which the original law suit is based, Greg.


Brains were never your strong suit. Spoogie-poo!

The important difference is "Art Deco" is a fictitious character and
fictitious characters can't prove libel or defamation. They simply have no
standing in a court of law. On the other hand, Charles Novins, Esq. and his
law firm exist in flesh and blood and brick and mortar reality. They have
standing out the wazoo!

Doh! You and the stAUKers lose yet again.

--
Gregory Hall






== 2 of 7 ==
Date: Sun, Jun 14 2009 6:26 pm
From: Shocking China Blue/Venus


In article <ebfbc9e4-2242-4344...@c36g2000yqn.googlegroups.com>,
"Rev. Susie the Floozie" <revsusiet...@gmail.com> wrote:

> On Jun 14, 8:36 pm, "S.O.D.D.I." <mu...@jumbo.com> wrote:
> > <_@Jeff_Relf.Seattle.inValid> wrote in message
> >
> > news:_@Jeff_Relf.Seattle.2009_Jun14.5.06pm.1H...
> >
> > > How does strangulation lead to a 4 hour erection ?
> > > A close friend of mine, age 27, used to tell me about
> > > how strangulation led to ejaculation, I didn't think much of it.
> >
> > > He recently died, found stangled to death;
> > > I was told he hung himself off his doorknob, using his belt.
> > > His girlfriend told me she wasn't surprised at all.
> >
> > > No one told me if he was found nude or not,
> > > I didn't think to ask... I thought it was a suicide.
> > > As far as I could tell, he wasn't sad or depressed.
> >
> > > Too bad this shit isn't made more public.
> >
> > http://www.ncjrs.gov/App/Publications/abstract.aspx?ID=141740
> >
> >
> >
> > >This article describes two cases of asphyxiation in which the male victims
> > >suspended themselves on the hydraulic shovels of tractors for masochistic
> > >sexual stimulation. The first case involved a backhoe, while the second
> > >victim used a frontend loader shovel.- Hide quoted text -
> >
> > - Show quoted text -
>
> Oh, yeah--the guy with a "romantic attraction to his tractor." I
> remember reading about him. I wonder if the backhoe had a backpimp..?
>
> And I ain't sayin' nothing about the "front-end loader." *Ahem*

That's someone who desperately needed a little slack in the rope.

--
Damn the living - It's a lovely life. I'm whoever you want me to be,
Silver silverware - Where is the love? Reverend.
Oval swimming pool - Where is the love? At least I can stay in character.
Damn the living - It's a lovely life. mmmm lemon yogurt




== 3 of 7 ==
Date: Sun, Jun 14 2009 6:42 pm
From: Rev. 11D Meow!


On Mon, 15 Jun 2009 00:06:34 GMT, _@Jeff_Relf.Seattle.inValid wrote:

>?How does strangulation lead to a 4 hour erection ?
>A close friend of mine, age 27, used to tell me about
>how strangulation led to ejaculation, I didn't think much of it.
>
>He recently died, found stangled to death;
>I was told he hung himself off his doorknob, using his belt.
>His girlfriend told me she wasn't surprised at all.
>
>No one told me if he was found nude or not,
>I didn't think to ask... I thought it was a suicide.
>As far as I could tell, he wasn't sad or depressed.
>
>Too bad this shit isn't made more public.

YEAH! They should make a live 24/7 TV show starring
manic-depressives vowing not to off themselves.

Last one alive loses!




== 4 of 7 ==
Date: Sun, Jun 14 2009 7:19 pm
From: SusietheFloozie


Poor fucking David Carradine! Poor fucking Vaughn Bode! poor fucking
This Guy's friend! All this rude discussion of a man's final, private
pursuits has me thinking about a serious, thought-provoking topic:

IF YOU DIE WHILE WHACKIN' IT, WHAT THE FUCK CAN *YOU* DO ABOUT IT???

I've been looking for a niche market to exploit, so I'm getting in on
the ground floor of a new enterprise--I'm going to sell you
MASTURBATOR'S INSURANCE!

We know you like to beat off. And that's a beautiful thing. And we'd
like to make it even more worry-free for you. Here at MUTUAL OF ONAN
(*not* affiliated with Onan Canobite Ministries), we truly care about
you and your peace of mind. We understand that peace of mind is oh-so-
important when it comes to twangin' the ol' wire--it can make the
difference between coughing up a mere ho-hum genital sneeze, and
unleashing a furious, screeching, volcanic sex-tsunami that takes out
the parakeet from across the room.

But someday, maybe, a furious, screeching, volcanic sex-tsunami will
take YOU out.

What THEN?

What will you do--*WHAT WILL YOU DO?!!*

If you had a contract with Mutual of Onan, you'd be covered.

When you're getting ready for the deed, laying out all your ritual
objects and porn and whatnot, you call my cell--uh, I mean the hotline
number of our 24/7 Nerve Center and let me, uh, I mean us know what
you're up to.

Then, later, after you've got your nut, call me, uh, I mean call your
Mutual of Onan operators and let me, uh, them know you're done, and
still, luckily, alive.

It's as simple as that. And you have the peace of mind of knowing that
you're covered for any--ANY--unforeseen contingency.

And then someday, if you let the slack on the rope slip, or you have a
myocardial infarction, or if you lose your balance and sit down hard
on a glass jar that you're jamming up your ass while you're filming it
and it shatters and the blood pours out of your ass like a steady
trickle of Hershey's syrup as you gasp and then sooo nonchalantly
start to pull the pokey shards out of your butt as if you could take
care of this yourself without involving a middleman (which was what I
was watching when I caught those viruses my first week out on the
internets)--well, if you go tits up while yer gettin' yer nut, that's
then I--uh, our elite team of professionals has a chance to SHINE!

Our Onanites are dispatched to your place, where a flurry of action
straightens out your death scene. Butt plugs are tong'ed out of
wherever they would up and dropped into Dahmer-style polythene HazMat
drums, along with ball gags, dildos, vibrators, vegetables, cock
rings, gerbils, Habitrail tubes for the gerbils, gardening implements,
powertools, tropical fish, household appliances--if it looks like you
were using it to jizz with, it's GONE! Then we hose everything down
with a pressure washer, and then dry it with high-speed fans. We dress
you in clothes of your own gender/species, and then prop your remains
in front of the television with the remote in your hand and
SCHINDLER'S LIST or something else highbrow and nonsexual in the DVD
player. Porn is whisked away, along with drug paraphernalia, booze,
and lip- and fingerprints. Tractors are wiped off and placed back in
the shed, ponies are wiped off and led back to the paddock,
gradeschoolers are wiped off, drugged, and convinced it was a field
trip to a "natural history" museum...

AND YOU CAN DIE WITH YOUR HEAD HELD HIGH.(tm)

In other words, your shamed and bereaved family won't have to have a
closed casket to keep disgusted people from spitting on you as you lie
in wake. No one will make snarky comments about whether or not you
still have a boner. And no one will know about that shattered pickle
jar FAIL, shards of which are still lodged up your patoot. Your secret
is safe with me--er, US.

Look, you know you're going to die beatiung off someday. It's not a
matter of IF--it's WHEN, and HOW MUCH press coverage you're going to
get from news anchors who are unsuccessfully trying to suppress their
laughter as they report the sad news.

Yes. Peace of mind--it's a beautiful fucking thing.

So next time you're wankin' it, think about the looks on the faces of
your shocked, revolted, vomiting survivors as they survey the scene.
And when you're done polishing the knob--IF you LIVE through it, that
is--give Mutual of Onan a call.

But for fuck's sake wipe your hands off first, pig.




== 5 of 7 ==
Date: Sun, Jun 14 2009 7:52 pm
From: Rev. 11D Meow!


On Sun, 14 Jun 2009 19:19:30 -0700 (PDT), SusietheFloozie
<susie...@gmail.com> wrote:

>Poor fucking Vaughn Bode!

WTF?


Please don't tell me Vaughn Bodé
died a nefarious death.


I {heart} Cheech Wizard!!!






== 6 of 7 ==
Date: Sun, Jun 14 2009 8:03 pm
From: SusietheFloozie


On Jun 14, 10:52 pm, Rev. 11D Meow! <Ji...@Crack.corn> wrote:
> On Sun, 14 Jun 2009 19:19:30 -0700 (PDT), SusietheFloozie
>
> <susieflo...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >Poor fucking Vaughn Bode!
>
> WTF?
>
> Please don't tell me Vaughn Bodé
> died a nefarious death.
>
> I {heart} Cheech Wizard!!!

Yep--right after the publication of his life-affirming, life-fucking-
*embracing* underground comic, SCHIZOPHRENIA. The bottom third or so
was his usual JUNKWAFFEL-y stuff, but the top two-thirds was this
incredible testament of how he'd worked everything out about his life.
I remember parts of it: He's in neo-dragwear, dancing on the moon,
pausing in mid-twirl to point out of the panel accusingly and
proclaim, "Mama--you made me a homosexual!" At the end, he breaks into
a joyous dance, shouting, "MAMA, I AM *ME* AND I AM *ALIVE!!!*

And then he was deader'n shit. DAMN!

Autoerotic asphyxia, it was, with lingerie. But it doesn't mean he
wasn't cool. It just gave his son Mark a lot to live down at the time,
I suppose.

Which makes MUTUAL OF ONAN the clear choice. Call 1-800-JIZ-GARD.




== 7 of 7 ==
Date: Sun, Jun 14 2009 8:14 pm
From: Rev. 11D Meow!


On Sun, 14 Jun 2009 20:03:12 -0700 (PDT), SusietheFloozie
<susie...@gmail.com> wrote:

>On Jun 14, 10:52 pm, Rev. 11D Meow! <Ji...@Crack.corn> wrote:
>> On Sun, 14 Jun 2009 19:19:30 -0700 (PDT), SusietheFloozie
>>
>> <susieflo...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> >Poor fucking Vaughn Bode!
>>
>> WTF?
>>
>> Please don't tell me Vaughn Bodé
>> died a nefarious death.
>>
>> I {heart} Cheech Wizard!!!
>
>Yep--right after the publication of his life-affirming, life-fucking-
>*embracing* underground comic, SCHIZOPHRENIA. The bottom third or so
>was his usual JUNKWAFFEL-y stuff, but the top two-thirds was this
>incredible testament of how he'd worked everything out about his life.
>I remember parts of it: He's in neo-dragwear, dancing on the moon,
>pausing in mid-twirl to point out of the panel accusingly and
>proclaim, "Mama--you made me a homosexual!" At the end, he breaks into
>a joyous dance, shouting, "MAMA, I AM *ME* AND I AM *ALIVE!!!*
>
>And then he was deader'n shit. DAMN!
>
>Autoerotic asphyxia, it was, with lingerie. But it doesn't mean he
>wasn't cool. It just gave his son Mark a lot to live down at the time,
>I suppose.
>
>Which makes MUTUAL OF ONAN the clear choice. Call 1-800-JIZ-GARD.

GORP

Grand Old Reasons & Penises

my life shrivels
a bit
a bite

If i do it over again,
I'll be a naked mole rat.






==============================================================================
TOPIC: The Tholen is strong in this one. Re: Challenging "global warming" as
man-made or harmful that's easy, hey morons ,,, _ . try actually THINKING HARD
for a change
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/t/d13e4dbfff1488b1?hl=en
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== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Sun, Jun 14 2009 6:26 pm
From: "Dionysus"



"Shocking China Blue/Venus" <chine...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:chine.bleu-1493A...@mara100-84.onlink.net...
> In article <JdudncCEQ9nwe6nX...@giganews.com>,
> "Dionysus" <no.sur...@never.net> wrote:
>
>> **************
>> Anybody have any idea what this ill-informed, mal-educated, and
>> lobotomized
>> Tourette's nutter is stumbling on about?
>
> Message-ID: <o_mdnae2d54z2LnX...@giganews.com>
> "miltons fake nobel;" whew, now that's the paradigm ugliness of a failed
> public school mal-education, isn't it!
>
> Message-ID: <MtednZWtQv2h-7nX...@giganews.com>
> Whereas you are merely regarded as one so inept and mal-educated you are
> incapable of properly structuring a simple declarative sentence; l'll
> stick
>
>
> Message-ID: <j9KdnfeHBbflZLnX...@giganews.com>
> Well said. As with so many of his brethren (sis-ren?), he writes like a
> giggly pre-teen girl on his pretty-in-pink Playskool 'puter. He should
> always be careful, POS.
>
>
> Message-ID: <hdqdnRWhr94PCLDX...@giganews.com>
> I have a counter-suggestion for you: Get some tutoring in spelling
> fundamentals, lobotomized fool.
>
>
> Message-ID: <W4ydnSgY1pNOJbDX...@giganews.com>
> Yeah, right; how many ya think ya convince after the fact, mal-educated
> fool
> that you are?
> See both pithy quotes below for elucidation and clarification.
>
>
> Message-ID: <ENSdnXCyaZNYE7LX...@giganews.com>
> Yep, the bro-zo and ho-zo kool aid drinkers 'round here never catch on to
> that fact.
>
>
> Message-ID: <s5adnb3z6ftCV7LX...@giganews.com>
> Hehehe...Knew we'd get a vulgar, incoherent hate message from a lib.
> Didn't
> take long, did it?
>
>
> Message-ID: <9MqdnRlQz65Ic7LX...@giganews.com>
>
> Anybody have any idea what this ill-informed, mal-educated, and
> lobotomized
> Tourette's nutter is stumbling on about?
>
>
> Message-ID: <PPmdneU89pMgJ6zX...@giganews.com>
> When you stop your feeble attempts at playing childish "gotcha" games, we
> may have something to discuss.
***********
Well, I see you are colllecting my bon mots. Either you are still immaturely
anal retentive (likely), or you are contemplating publishing them on
vellum, bound in finest calfskin. If you choose to publish, contact me about
royalty payments.

Dionysus

>
> --
> Damn the living - It's a lovely life. I'm whoever you want me to
> be,
> Silver silverware - Where is the love?
> Reverend.
> Oval swimming pool - Where is the love? At least I can stay in
> character.
> Damn the living - It's a lovely life. mmmm lemon
> yogurt






==============================================================================
TOPIC: The trouble with AUK awards
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/t/75d4af49c928dc44?hl=en
==============================================================================

== 1 of 2 ==
Date: Sun, Jun 14 2009 6:28 pm
From: Shocking China Blue/Venus


In article <8Lw2syGA...@hotmail.com>,
"<p>sychotic <c>hicken" <Bi...@hotmail.com> wrote:

> "<p>sychotic <c>hicken" <Bi...@hotmail.com> as King Henry V: Though all
> that I can do is nothing worth, Since that my penitence comes after all,
> Imploring Pardon.
> >Pat Magroyne <patma...@null.net> as King Henry V: Though all that I
> >can do is nothing worth, Since that my penitence comes after all,
> >Imploring Pardon.
> >>On Jun 14, 3:13 pm, "<p>sychotic <c>hicken" <Bi...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> >>
> >>> Well I'm really honoured that you chose me for your awards and stuff ...
> >>> but I really can't accept them because I'm simply not worthy of them.
> >>
> >>Did you REALLY harass clinically depressed people in
> >>alt.suicide.holiday ?
> >
> >That's what they say.
> >
> >And who am I to argue with them ?
>
> Mind you they did seem to think that asking a suicidal person a question
> was in some way bullying them ... so I guess on that basis I was
> certainly a bully.

I think its sad you carry such guilt. Come here and I'll give you hug, snookums.

--
Damn the living - It's a lovely life. I'm whoever you want me to be,
Silver silverware - Where is the love? Reverend.
Oval swimming pool - Where is the love? At least I can stay in character.
Damn the living - It's a lovely life. mmmm lemon yogurt




== 2 of 2 ==
Date: Sun, Jun 14 2009 7:34 pm
From: "

sychotic hicken"


"<p>sychotic <c>hicken" <Bi...@hotmail.com> as King Henry V: Though all
that I can do is nothing worth, Since that my penitence comes after all,
Imploring Pardon.
>"<p>sychotic <c>hicken" <Bi...@hotmail.com> as King Henry V: Though
>all that I can do is nothing worth, Since that my penitence comes after
>all, Imploring Pardon.
>>Pat Magroyne <patma...@null.net> as King Henry V: Though all that
>>I can do is nothing worth, Since that my penitence comes after all,
>>Imploring Pardon.
>>>On Jun 14, 3:13 pm, "<p>sychotic <c>hicken" <Bi...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Well I'm really honoured that you chose me for your awards and stuff ...
>>>> but I really can't accept them because I'm simply not worthy of them.
>>>
>>>Did you REALLY harass clinically depressed people in
>>>alt.suicide.holiday ?
>>
>>That's what they say.
>>
>>And who am I to argue with them ?
>
>Mind you they did seem to think that asking a suicidal person a
>question was in some way bullying them ... so I guess on that basis I
>was certainly a bully.
>
>>
>>>
>>>Seriously, I'd have voted for you instead of bobandcarole if I'd known
>>>that. That has got to be the lowest of the low, and deserving of far
>>>worse than a kook award.
>>
>

I think we are lucky to have moral guardians of the so utterly fucked up
that they cannot even answer a polite question because they are so far
removed from reality.

I think when people are that utterly fucked ... and clearly most of the
suicidals in ASH were, then they really need guardians and protectors to
care for them and protect them from maniacs with unreasonable
expectations of their terrible plight and their utter inability to be
able to relate to anyone ... apart from their guardians ... of course.

--
Bill Jillians - Improving EVERYONE'S Usenet Experience since 1997.
Raised to Perfection: demon.ip.support.newuser, uk.adverts.personals(RIP),
uk.adverts.computer,alt.suicide.holiday(RIP).
Work in Progress: alt.usenet.kooks, alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
rec.arts.drwho,uk.rec.sheds http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7pU7Ki6cAI





==============================================================================
TOPIC: â  I know Gregory Hall is lying, he didn't modify my X.CPP.
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/t/ecd2ecdd4d2eb867?hl=en
==============================================================================

== 1 of 2 ==
Date: Sun, Jun 14 2009 6:35 pm
From: Shocking China Blue/Venus


> For one thing, you don't know what U-FeFF is,

UTF-16 will break completely on legacy newsreaders; UTF-8 doesn't use FEFF.

--
Damn the living - It's a lovely life. I'm whoever you want me to be,
Silver silverware - Where is the love? Reverend.
Oval swimming pool - Where is the love? At least I can stay in character.
Damn the living - It's a lovely life. mmmm lemon yogurt




== 2 of 2 ==
Date: Sun, Jun 14 2009 7:01 pm
From: _@Jeff_Relf.Seattle.inValid


In UTF-8, U-FeFF is hex “ eF, bb, bF ”, a.k.a. “ the UTF-8 signature ”.
xNews and the latest version of Forté Agent bork UTF-8.

Google Groups and ThunderBird-like newsReaders handle it best,
but Windows Live Mail handles it well too, as does XanaNews,
40tude Dialog, slrn, Pan, etc.





==============================================================================
TOPIC: Bobandcarole: "That juicy shaved pussy that squirts ad is a forgery!!"
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/t/20a2f7ca4b90c046?hl=en
==============================================================================

== 1 of 2 ==
Date: Sun, Jun 14 2009 6:39 pm
From: Pat Magroyne


On Jun 14, 8:51 pm, "Lamey" <killedthe...@curious.com> wrote:
> "Enos Penvy" <enospe...@null.net> wrote in message
>
> news:3e25c9c3-925c-4278...@r33g2000yqn.googlegroups.com...
> On Jun 14, 7:38 pm, Usenet Legends bobandcarole¢¾
>
>
>
>
>
> <usenetlegendbobandcar...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > Pat Magroyne wrote:
> > > On Jun 14, 12:11 pm, Usenet Legends bobandcarole ¢À
> > > <bobandcarole...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > > > Winston Bretts wrote:
> > > > > What discourtesies, what slanders, what insults has Bobandcarole and
> > > > > all that Bobandcarole stands for brought upon a.p.h. and the rest of
> > > > > usenet! The thousands of his permanently archived affronteries are
> > > > > monuments which will long recall to future generations the outrage
> > > > > of
> > > > > Bobandcarole's disdainfulness applied with calculated rudeness to
> > > > > newsgroup denizens. Here in a.p.h. and throughout the groups of
> > > > > usenet
> > > > > there may be read reports of his abuse. However, they are being
> > > > > repaid
> > > > > and presently they will be more than repaid.
>
> > > > > We know it will be hard; we expect it to be long, we cannot predict
> > > > > or
> > > > > measure its episodes or its tribulations. But one thing is certain,
> > > > > one thing is sure, one thing stands out stark and undeniable,
> > > > > massive
> > > > > and unassailable for all of usenet to see. We cannot know how it
> > > > > will
> > > > > come or when it will come, but nothing is more certain than that
> > > > > every
> > > > > trace of Bobandcarole's words, every stain of his anti-gay, typing
> > > > > fingers will be sponged and purged and, if need be, blasted from the
> > > > > surface of usenet.
>
> > > > Sounds kinky!   LOL!!!!!!!!
>
> > > And you certainly would know from KINKY, right, Blobby?
>
> > >http://groups.google.com/group/triangle.personals.bi/msg/0bhc58ebcd7f...
>
> > froggery for the millionth time.
>
> Blah, blah, Blob.
>
> No way is it forged or altered.
>
> If you insist that it was, we request AGAIN that you tell us how it is
> possible.
>
> We have requested this information a number of times, and every time,
> you fail to respond.
>
> Because you're a loser.
>
> There is no "we"

I don't think I've come across a usenetizen who is more boring than
you are, Lamey. No WONDER you can't win an award.

Are you still neglecting that child you claim to have been caring for
during your absence? You seem to be doing not much child-rearing of
late... just lame post after lame post...




== 2 of 2 ==
Date: Sun, Jun 14 2009 7:20 pm
From: "Lamey"



"Pat Magroyne" <patma...@null.net> wrote in message
news:d471ce0c-b670-4f48...@3g2000yqk.googlegroups.com...
On Jun 14, 8:51 pm, "Lamey" <killedthe...@curious.com> wrote:
> "Enos Penvy" <enospe...@null.net> wrote in message
>
> news:3e25c9c3-925c-4278...@r33g2000yqn.googlegroups.com...
> On Jun 14, 7:38 pm, Usenet Legends bobandcarole¢¾
>
>
>
>
>
> <usenetlegendbobandcar...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > Pat Magroyne wrote:
> > > On Jun 14, 12:11 pm, Usenet Legends bobandcarole ¢À
> > > <bobandcarole...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > > > Winston Bretts wrote:
> > > > > What discourtesies, what slanders, what insults has Bobandcarole
> > > > > and
> > > > > all that Bobandcarole stands for brought upon a.p.h. and the rest
> > > > > of
> > > > > usenet! The thousands of his permanently archived affronteries are
> > > > > monuments which will long recall to future generations the outrage
> > > > > of
> > > > > Bobandcarole's disdainfulness applied with calculated rudeness to
> > > > > newsgroup denizens. Here in a.p.h. and throughout the groups of
> > > > > usenet
> > > > > there may be read reports of his abuse. However, they are being
> > > > > repaid
> > > > > and presently they will be more than repaid.
>
> > > > > We know it will be hard; we expect it to be long, we cannot
> > > > > predict
> > > > > or
> > > > > measure its episodes or its tribulations. But one thing is
> > > > > certain,
> > > > > one thing is sure, one thing stands out stark and undeniable,
> > > > > massive
> > > > > and unassailable for all of usenet to see. We cannot know how it
> > > > > will
> > > > > come or when it will come, but nothing is more certain than that
> > > > > every
> > > > > trace of Bobandcarole's words, every stain of his anti-gay, typing
> > > > > fingers will be sponged and purged and, if need be, blasted from
> > > > > the
> > > > > surface of usenet.
>
> > > > Sounds kinky! LOL!!!!!!!!
>
> > > And you certainly would know from KINKY, right, Blobby?
>
> > >http://groups.google.com/group/triangle.personals.bi/msg/0bhc58ebcd7f...
>
> > froggery for the millionth time.
>
> Blah, blah, Blob.
>
> No way is it forged or altered.
>
> If you insist that it was, we request AGAIN that you tell us how it is
> possible.
>
> We have requested this information a number of times, and every time,
> you fail to respond.
>
> Because you're a loser.
>
> There is no "we"o being bored

I don't think I've come across a usenetizen who is more boring than
you are, Lamey. No WONDER you can't win an award.

And that's your best shot at an insult?

Are you still neglecting that child you claim to have been caring for
during your absence? You seem to be doing not much child-rearing of
late... just lame post after lame post...

This coming from the obsessed stalking nitwit who nips at B&Cs heels like a
Chihuhua doggy day after day.
My son laffs at how I make you dance.







==============================================================================
TOPIC: AUK's Kook Awards: Congrats, BOBANDCAROLE, for coming in second -- in
both categories for which you were nominated!!
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/t/ce38a8c52387998b?hl=en
==============================================================================

== 1 of 2 ==
Date: Sun, Jun 14 2009 6:41 pm
From: Pat Magroyne


On Jun 14, 8:50 pm, "Lamey" <killedthe...@curious.com> wrote:
> "Enos Penvy" <enospe...@null.net> wrote in message
>
> news:3f4a83a2-94d8-4e35...@z14g2000yqa.googlegroups.com...
>
>
>
>
>
> > Bobandcarole:
>
> > "I don't care about kook awards!"  "I don't care about kook
> > awards!"  "I don't care about kook awards!"  "I don't care about kook
> > awards!"  "I don't care about kook awards!"  "I don't care about kook
> > awards!"  "I don't care about kook awards!"  "I don't care about kook
> > awards!"  "I don't care about kook awards!"  "I don't care about kook
> > awards!"  "I don't care about kook awards!"  "I don't care about kook
> > awards!"  "I don't care about kook awards!"  "I don't care about kook
> > awards!"  "I don't care about kook awards!"  "I don't care about kook
> > awards!"  "I don't care about kook awards!"  "I don't care about kook
> > awards!"  "I don't care about kook awards!"  "I don't care about kook
> > awards!"  "I don't care about kook awards!"  "I don't care about kook
> > awards!"  "I don't care about kook awards!"  "I don't care about kook
> > awards!"  "I don't care about kook awards!"  "I don't care about kook
> > awards!"  "I don't care about kook awards!"  "I don't care about kook
> > awards!"  "I don't care about kook awards!"  "I don't care about kook
> > awards!"  "I don't care about kook awards!"  "I don't care about kook
> > awards!"  "I don't care about kook awards!"  "I don't care about kook
> > awards!"  "I don't care about kook awards!"  "I don't care about kook
> > awards!"  "I don't care about kook awards!"  "I don't care about kook
> > awards!"  "I don't care about kook awards!"  "I don't care about kook
> > awards!"  "I don't care about kook awards!"  "I don't care about kook
> > awards!"  "I don't care about kook awards!"  "I don't care about kook
> > awards!"  "I don't care about kook awards!"  "I don't care about kook
> > awards!"
>
> It's true he doesn't, but you seem to.

FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK you're boring!!!!!!!!!!




== 2 of 2 ==
Date: Sun, Jun 14 2009 7:20 pm
From: "Lamey"



"Pat Magroyne" <patma...@null.net> wrote in message
news:118304a2-ffc0-4a16...@r37g2000yqd.googlegroups.com...
On Jun 14, 8:50 pm, "Lamey" <killedthe...@curious.com> wrote:
> "Enos Penvy" <enospe...@null.net> wrote in message
>
> news:3f4a83a2-94d8-4e35...@z14g2000yqa.googlegroups.com...
>
>
>
>
>
> > Bobandcarole:
>
> > "I don't care about kook awards!" "I don't care about kook
> > awards!" "I don't care about kook awards!" "I don't care about kook
> > awards!" "I don't care about kook awards!" "I don't care about kook
> > awards!" "I don't care about kook awards!" "I don't care about kook
> > awards!" "I don't care about kook awards!" "I don't care about kook
> > awards!" "I don't care about kook awards!" "I don't care about kook
> > awards!" "I don't care about kook awards!" "I don't care about kook
> > awards!" "I don't care about kook awards!" "I don't care about kook
> > awards!" "I don't care about kook awards!" "I don't care about kook
> > awards!" "I don't care about kook awards!" "I don't care about kook
> > awards!" "I don't care about kook awards!" "I don't care about kook
> > awards!" "I don't care about kook awards!" "I don't care about kook
> > awards!" "I don't care about kook awards!" "I don't care about kook
> > awards!" "I don't care about kook awards!" "I don't care about kook
> > awards!" "I don't care about kook awards!" "I don't care about kook
> > awards!" "I don't care about kook awards!" "I don't care about kook
> > awards!" "I don't care about kook awards!" "I don't care about kook
> > awards!" "I don't care about kook awards!" "I don't care about kook
> > awards!" "I don't care about kook awards!" "I don't care about kook
> > awards!" "I don't care about kook awards!" "I don't care about kook
> > awards!" "I don't care about kook awards!" "I don't care about kook
> > awards!" "I don't care about kook awards!" "I don't care about kook
> > awards!" "I don't care about kook awards!" "I don't care about kook
> > awards!"
>
> It's true he doesn't, but you seem to.

FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK you're boring!!!!!!!!!!

Yet here you are.







==============================================================================
TOPIC: Does the Right Want a Civil War?
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/t/e52e5acef08e64da?hl=en
==============================================================================

== 1 of 2 ==
Date: Sun, Jun 14 2009 7:38 pm
From: richard


In article <h11bjh$tdb$1...@news.eternal-september.org>
Tim Miller <replytonewsgr...@invalid.invalid> wrote:
>
> edi...@netpath.net wrote:
> > On Jun 13, 5:35 pm, Johnny Asia <engram52...@mypacks.net> wrote:
> >> Does the Right Want a Civil War?
> >
> > No - we'd
>
> There IS no "we", you ignorant shitstain.
>
> You're all alone.

And you CERTAINLY know all about that! [guffaw] Don't you Klaus? [chuckle]










== 2 of 2 ==
Date: Sun, Jun 14 2009 7:38 pm
From: Sissy J Dryer in Tourette's Heaven


In article <590ab2f6-14e3-43e6...@x31g2000prc.googlegroups.com>
Nancy Luft <nanl...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> GET REAL PLEASE!
>
> Soon the greatest depression ever shall be hitting our USA ... and
> then the minor differences between the right and left will melt away.
>
> Then the ONLY major difference will be if you are a HAVE or HAVE
> NOT ... or as Dumbo Bush said, one of his HAVE MORES!
>
> A CLASS WAR then will take place ... first economical riots ... and
> all non rich will butcher all Rich and Super Rich and take back their
> nation from them all!
>
> The Rich cutting their own taxes too greatly is what does cause
> DEPRESSIONS ... President Harding did it ... Reagan did it. Cut the
> taxes of the rich too greatly they soon end up owning everything,
> having all of the wealth, getting all of the income ... sales then
> goes to hell ... our economy shrinks into a depression. And this
> time The Rich relocated their factories to other nations, to increase
> their profits enormously by using cheap labor ... without factories,
> this coming depression will be a hundred times worst then our last one
> that the pure evil greed of the rich caused.
>
> People are NOT stupid ... they are not going to suffer enormously in a
> depression that the rich caused ... as the rich live high off the hog
> in their mansions, etc.
>
> The people will KILL THE ENTIRE RICH AND RULING CLASS, along with all
> Jews our richest and most politically powerful group, and big name
> clergy who fleece folks for their own personal greed!
>
> GET REAL PLEASE!
>
> In the hellish poverty of the very worst depression ever ... there are
> not RED and BLUE ... their are just extremely pissed poor folks, who
> got royally fucked over by our Rich and Ruling Class causing yet
> another depression due to their personal greed!
>
> CLASS WAR ... that is guaranteed!
>
>
> Nancy Ann Luft

Shut up stoopid mutant.

Oh, and have an orange sunshiney day! In my basement! Have some cake with
those cunt fries?
Buuuuhweeehahahahaha, arrhg, [cough], hack te he

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* ken pangborn could post the names of the universities in which he earned his
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never has!!!!!! - 2 messages, 1 author
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* Patty Humphrey thinks firewalls are for "pussies" and "cowards" Tell him you
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* Scott Sabberg consoles himself after his latest failure by slobbering all
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==============================================================================
TOPIC: WINNERS! - AUK awards for April/May 2009
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/t/d33ed1f63cc5cba7?hl=en
==============================================================================

== 1 of 8 ==
Date: Mon, Jun 15 2009 12:41 pm
From: "{T h ë M u n t d r ë g g ë r}"


Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
> On Sun, 14 Jun 2009 21:49:40 +0100, "{T h ë M u n t d r ë g g ë r}"
> <Mu...@WhoopingWookeys.com> wrote:
>
>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>> On Sun, 14 Jun 2009 12:21:05 -0700 (PDT), Pat Magroyne
>>> <patma...@null.net> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Jun 14, 6:17 am, Onideus Mad Hatter <use...@backwater-
>>>> productions.net> wrote:
>>>>> On Sun, 14 Jun 2009 09:38:52 +0100, Robert James
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> <robertjame...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>> On 14/06/2009 07:43, in article
>>>>>> h1262v$fa...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com, "Bob Larter"
>>>>>> <bobbylar...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>> And the winners are:
>>>>>
>>>>>>> KOOK OF THE MONTH
>>>>>>> 14 Bill Jillians/"<p>sychotic <c>hicken"
>>>>>>> 11 Bobandcarole
>>>>>>> 5 % (pers...@gmail.com)
>>>>>
>>>>>>> The race for KotM was neck & neck during the count, but bald
>>>>>>> Bill Jillians pulled ahead in the home stretch for a win.
>>>>>>> Congratulations, Bill, do please let us know when you've turned
>>>>>>> AUK into a smoking crater. ;^)
>>>>>>> B&C, please try harder next time. TIP: It'd help if your
>>>>>>> fag-lames were less boring & repetitive.
>>>>>
>>>>>>> CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
>>>>>>> 10 Seamus MacRae
>>>>>
>>>>>>> Congratulations, Seamus! I'll be looking forward to that letter
>>>>>>> from your lawyer.
>>>>>
>>>>>>> COWARD OF THE MONTH
>>>>>>> 22 Bill Jillians/"<p>sychotic <c>hicken"
>>>>>
>>>>>>> And a second award for bald Billy Jillians, for your amazing
>>>>>>> cowardice in harassing people suffering from suicidal
>>>>>>> depression.
>>>>>
>>>>>>> GOLDEN KILLFILE
>>>>>>> 16 % (pers...@gmail.com)
>>>>>>> 11 Bobandcarole
>>>>>
>>>>>>> Congratulations, persent - you actually managed to out-bore B&C,
>>>>>>> & earn yourself a place in everybody's kill-files.
>>>>>
>>>>>>> BUSTED URINAL AWARD
>>>>>>> 24 % (pers...@gmail.com)
>>>>>
>>>>>>> And a second award for you, persent - you truly do stink up
>>>>>>> every group you post to.
>>>>>
>>>>>>> VILLAGE PUMP AWARD
>>>>>>> 18 Onideus Mad Hatter
>>>>>
>>>>>>> Congratulations DiaperBoi! You've demonstrated an amazing
>>>>>>> ability to spew page upon page of butt-hurt whining at the
>>>>>>> slightest prod.
>>>>>
>>>>>> O' and I tried so hard... :(
>>>>>> My money was also on Bill, but not twice!
>>>>>
>>>>> I always win the "VILLAGE PUMP AWARD" because of the way I
>>>>> continually slap my great big cock across all the retards faces in
>>>>> AUK, after which I make all them sassy bitches like Whinel suck me
>>>>> off proper and "pump" my man juice down their wet little throats.
>>>>
>>>> I did not realize that you are a homosexual.
>>>
>>> I'm a man, not a woman, so I can't be homosexual in this case...not
>>> unless all the ugly fat bitches in AUK get a sex change...and I
>>> don't see that happening any time soon.
>>
>> Awwww is yer diaper damp lol
>
> You've got a thing for diapers, do you?
>
> You know who looks ~REALLY~ sexy in diapers...yer mom
> d00d...mmm...yeah, seriously that is one fine diapered ass bitch right
> there. You wanna buy some pictures of her? I've been selling them
> online for years now!

So you like em old and dead like yer gurlfriend lol

--
TheMuntDregger

Ash Black Hat lits #6
UPSD 'Bon Accord de trolls'
Rowland McDonnel Troll rank #3
Rowland McDonnell Vile Evil Shit Award
UPSD Official Troll Poet 28/4/2009
UPSD-GC Core Administrator
Plus a hat made from the scalp of Bill Jillians 29/4/2009






== 2 of 8 ==
Date: Mon, Jun 15 2009 1:12 pm
From: Onideus Mad Hatter


On Mon, 15 Jun 2009 19:55:39 +0100, metro-golden-meower
<metro-gol...@meowdot.org> wrote:

>On Sun, 14 Jun 2009 03:17:17 -0700, Onideus Mad Hatter <use...@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>
>>On Sun, 14 Jun 2009 09:38:52 +0100, Robert James
>><robert...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>>On 14/06/2009 07:43, in article h1262v$fak$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com,
>>>"Bob Larter" <bobby...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> And the winners are:
>>>>
>>>> KOOK OF THE MONTH
>>>> 14 Bill Jillians/"<p>sychotic <c>hicken"
>>>> 11 Bobandcarole
>>>> 5 % (per...@gmail.com)
>>>>
>>>> The race for KotM was neck & neck during the count, but bald Bill
>>>> Jillians pulled ahead in the home stretch for a win. Congratulations,
>>>> Bill, do please let us know when you've turned AUK into a smoking
>>>> crater. ;^)
>>>> B&C, please try harder next time. TIP: It'd help if your fag-lames were
>>>> less boring & repetitive.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
>>>> 10 Seamus MacRae
>>>>
>>>> Congratulations, Seamus! I'll be looking forward to that letter from
>>>> your lawyer.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> COWARD OF THE MONTH
>>>> 22 Bill Jillians/"<p>sychotic <c>hicken"
>>>>
>>>> And a second award for bald Billy Jillians, for your amazing cowardice
>>>> in harassing people suffering from suicidal depression.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> GOLDEN KILLFILE
>>>> 16 % (per...@gmail.com)
>>>> 11 Bobandcarole
>>>>
>>>> Congratulations, persent - you actually managed to out-bore B&C, & earn
>>>> yourself a place in everybody's kill-files.
>>>>
>>>> BUSTED URINAL AWARD
>>>> 24 % (per...@gmail.com)
>>>>
>>>> And a second award for you, persent - you truly do stink up every group
>>>> you post to.
>>>>
>>>> VILLAGE PUMP AWARD
>>>> 18 Onideus Mad Hatter
>>>>
>>>> Congratulations DiaperBoi! You've demonstrated an amazing ability to
>>>> spew page upon page of butt-hurt whining at the slightest prod.
>>>
>>>O' and I tried so hard... :(
>>>My money was also on Bill, but not twice!
>>
>>I always win the "VILLAGE PUMP AWARD" because of the way I continually
>
>only a (permament) clueless newbie could claim to 'always win the "VILLAGE PUMP AWARD"' on its inaugural presentation. are
>you canvasing for the clueless newbie award?

Sorry, Dipshit, but it's a well documented FACT that I'm permanently
ineligible for stAUKer awards since the time I spent going around
trying to "collect 'em all". Further, any original stAUKer awards I
won were also invalidated and revoked at the time. If you have a
problem with it, I suggest you go and get yerself a shovel and start
diggin up the ORIGINAL, now dead, 1st generation stAUKers:

IceKnife
Soapy
Rebecca Ore
Fred Ziffel
Jules
Dave Ratcliffe
Cipher
Charles Urlic Farley
Belinda
Ari Asikainen
Alan Kellogg
Unit 4/18/24
Taylor NetScum
Steve Williams
Sharon B
Sergi
Ross
Phoenix
Meowharishi
LiberalFascist
Kevin Burnett
Hugh Despot

...they set the rules, Kiddo, not you. *shrugs* Sorry, but that's
just the way things go.

If it's any consolation to you though, what you call "the village pump
award", well I've got something of an "award" myself that's sort of
similar. It's called the Mad Hatter's Usenet Punching Bag award...and
oh hey, guess which froup is currently holding the award of being my
personal Usenet punching bag!?

You get three guesses and the first two don't count. Not that you
stAUKers should feel too bad about it, I mean...there's lots of stupid
fucking morons on the grid who are dumb enough to spend weeks, nay,
MONTHS on end replying to bot posts and clone posters...it's just, ya
know, using AUK for my personal punching bag, well, it brings with it
a bit of nostalgia that I just couldn't get from beating the holy
living fuck out of other froups. And I think it's a fitting tribute
to all the stAUKers I wiped off the face of all existence. Further,
in a way, you current stAUKers are kind of like the babies and kids of
the original stAUKers and seeing as how I basically slaughtered off
your parents and all, well...~somebody~ has to raise you retards,
amiright? And what better way to bring up a froup of retards than to
continually pound their virtual faces into the proverbial fuckin wall
'o Usenet! ^__^

Oh, I've got two other awards to give out as well, the "The Bob Saget
(comatose comedy) Award" and "The Terry Schiavo (animated corpse)
Award". The later of which is currently held by Emo the wonder
dipshit for his effectively posting brain dead with one of my bots for
hours and hours and days and days on end.

My "awards" work a little differently in that basically there's always
just one title holder, who can hold the title for as long as there's
no one to counter and outmatch whatever epic failure of reality they
happen to be. In Emo's case, I think it's going to be quite some time
before I find another poster who can out match his incredibly and
completely brain dead postings.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.uncensored-inter.net


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Freedom, true freedom, is nothing more than intellectual advantage over others."

"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

Date: Mon, Jun 15 2009 1:19 pm
From: Onideus Mad Hatter


On Mon, 15 Jun 2009 20:12:57 +0100, metro-golden-meower
<metro-gol...@meowdot.org> wrote:

>On Sun, 14 Jun 2009 12:44:19 -0700, Onideus Mad Hatter <use...@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>
>>With pathetic
>>retards like yourself there's absolutely no reason nor want to waste
>>any good material on you
>
>yo<WHACK!>

Oh hey, this is you...not deserving any better...and yet, you'll still
reply, even knowing that all you're going to get is another virtual
whack in the face. The fact is, retards like you are more than happy
to offer yer dumbass up as my personal Usenet punching bags...and hey,
who am I to deny you that goal and dream? I mean, it's not like
you'll ever be anything more than a pile of shit, stained across the
floor, so getting verbally slapped up long side yer fat, stupid head
by a minor web celebrity...oh that must just be the absolute
~highlight~ of your miserable, depraved, sloppy little fumbling life,
innt?

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.uncensored-inter.net


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Freedom, true freedom, is nothing more than intellectual advantage over others."

"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

Date: Mon, Jun 15 2009 1:31 pm
From: pandora


On Sun, 14 Jun 2009 22:14:50 -0600, Lamey wrote:

>
> "pandora" <pan...@peak.org> wrote in message
> news:pan.2009.06.15....@peak.org...
>> It came to me on the spur of the moment. It is all you're worth.
>>
> You have any nekkid pics of yerself?

No.





== 5 of 8 ==
Date: Mon, Jun 15 2009 1:33 pm
From: Onideus Mad Hatter


On Mon, 15 Jun 2009 20:41:21 +0100, "{T h ë M u n t d r ë g g ë r}"
<Mu...@WhoopingWookeys.com> wrote:

>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>> On Sun, 14 Jun 2009 21:49:40 +0100, "{T h ? u n t d r ? g ?}"
>> <Mu...@WhoopingWookeys.com> wrote:
>>
>>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>> On Sun, 14 Jun 2009 12:21:05 -0700 (PDT), Pat Magroyne
>>>> <patma...@null.net> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On Jun 14, 6:17 am, Onideus Mad Hatter <use...@backwater-
>>>>> productions.net> wrote:
>>>>>> On Sun, 14 Jun 2009 09:38:52 +0100, Robert James
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> <robertjame...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>> On 14/06/2009 07:43, in article
>>>>>>> h1262v$fa...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com, "Bob Larter"
>>>>>>> <bobbylar...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> And the winners are:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> KOOK OF THE MONTH
>>>>>>>> 14 Bill Jillians/"<p>sychotic <c>hicken"
>>>>>>>> 11 Bobandcarole
>>>>>>>> 5 % (pers...@gmail.com)
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> The race for KotM was neck & neck during the count, but bald
>>>>>>>> Bill Jillians pulled ahead in the home stretch for a win.
>>>>>>>> Congratulations, Bill, do please let us know when you've turned
>>>>>>>> AUK into a smoking crater. ;^)
>>>>>>>> B&C, please try harder next time. TIP: It'd help if your
>>>>>>>> fag-lames were less boring & repetitive.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
>>>>>>>> 10 Seamus MacRae
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Congratulations, Seamus! I'll be looking forward to that letter
>>>>>>>> from your lawyer.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> COWARD OF THE MONTH
>>>>>>>> 22 Bill Jillians/"<p>sychotic <c>hicken"
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> And a second award for bald Billy Jillians, for your amazing
>>>>>>>> cowardice in harassing people suffering from suicidal
>>>>>>>> depression.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> GOLDEN KILLFILE
>>>>>>>> 16 % (pers...@gmail.com)
>>>>>>>> 11 Bobandcarole
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Congratulations, persent - you actually managed to out-bore B&C,
>>>>>>>> & earn yourself a place in everybody's kill-files.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> BUSTED URINAL AWARD
>>>>>>>> 24 % (pers...@gmail.com)
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> And a second award for you, persent - you truly do stink up
>>>>>>>> every group you post to.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> VILLAGE PUMP AWARD
>>>>>>>> 18 Onideus Mad Hatter
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Congratulations DiaperBoi! You've demonstrated an amazing
>>>>>>>> ability to spew page upon page of butt-hurt whining at the
>>>>>>>> slightest prod.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> O' and I tried so hard... :(
>>>>>>> My money was also on Bill, but not twice!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I always win the "VILLAGE PUMP AWARD" because of the way I
>>>>>> continually slap my great big cock across all the retards faces in
>>>>>> AUK, after which I make all them sassy bitches like Whinel suck me
>>>>>> off proper and "pump" my man juice down their wet little throats.
>>>>>
>>>>> I did not realize that you are a homosexual.
>>>>
>>>> I'm a man, not a woman, so I can't be homosexual in this case...not
>>>> unless all the ugly fat bitches in AUK get a sex change...and I
>>>> don't see that happening any time soon.
>>>
>>> Awwww is yer diaper damp lol
>>
>> You've got a thing for diapers, do you?
>>
>> You know who looks ~REALLY~ sexy in diapers...yer mom
>> d00d...mmm...yeah, seriously that is one fine diapered ass bitch right
>> there. You wanna buy some pictures of her? I've been selling them
>> online for years now!
>
>So you like em old and dead like yer gurlfriend lol

Your mom isn't really dead you know, she just faked her death so she
wouldn't have to keep looking after such an incredible man-child like
yourself. She figured you'd be better off in state-institutional care
and then that way she could actually have a retirement. *nods*

I've got some pr0n pictures of her if you wanna see! Do ya? Do you
want to see some pictures of your naked mothered being all slutty and
whorish? Yeah, I bet you do, huh you sick fuck?

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.uncensored-inter.net


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Freedom, true freedom, is nothing more than intellectual advantage over others."

"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

Date: Mon, Jun 15 2009 1:42 pm
From: Seamus MacRae


Bob Larter wrote:
> CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
> 10 Seamus MacRae
>
> Congratulations, Seamus! I'll be looking forward to that letter from
> your lawyer.

This is bogus on every single level.

1: No conduct of mine was deserving of this "recognition".
2: I then declined the nomination.
3: After which, the ballot was full of errors and therefore
invalid by any sane definition.
4: Furthermore, nobody else was on the ballot for this
category. Hardly fair.
5: You dishonestly ignored the massive write-in campaign for another
candidate that occurred.
6: Since that write-in campaign was for you, your failure to
recuse yourself makes this doubly suspect, since there was a
clear conflict of interest in your continuing as FNVW at that
point.

Not only am I hereby nominating you for CNotM for June, I am also
nominating you for KotM for June for the above-noted dishonesty, failure
to recuse yourself, conflict of interest -- say, you don't happen to be
blood relatives of those judges from the pirate bay trial do you?




== 7 of 8 ==
Date: Mon, Jun 15 2009 1:43 pm
From: Seamus MacRae


Robb wrote:
> Bob Larter wrote:
>
>> CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
>> 10 Seamus MacRae
>>
>> Congratulations, Seamus! I'll be looking forward to that letter from
>> your lawyer.
>
>
> Yay Seamu ! Did you stack the vote??

No. Bob did.




== 8 of 8 ==
Date: Mon, Jun 15 2009 1:43 pm
From: Seamus MacRae


Robb wrote:
>> CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
>> 10 Seamus MacRae
>
> http://img23.yfrog.com/img23/4385/spnakseamus.jpg

Takedown notice sent.





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TOPIC: Ping Matthew
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/t/0e9b29ad3008edc7?hl=en
==============================================================================

== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Mon, Jun 15 2009 12:42 pm
From: "Scott Salberg"




Can I suck your diapers dry?







==============================================================================
TOPIC: Ping Syd: Is matinence a good occupent to have?
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/t/c130b04ac3640fdc?hl=en
==============================================================================

== 1 of 2 ==
Date: Mon, Jun 15 2009 12:43 pm
From: Doc Dice


Lamey wrote:
> "Doc Dice" <steven_j...@rocketmail.com> wrote in message
> news:a56d7352-dd04-402d...@k17g2000prn.googlegroups.com...
> Syd wrote:
> > On Jun 15, 8:20 am, Usenet Legends bobandcarole ��
> > <bobandcarole...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > > Beavis Christ wrote:
> > > > I'm just curious, dude, cuz you said here your occupent was matinence:
> > >
> > > >http://www.geocities.com/pdwright42/about_me.html
> > >
> > > > --
> > >
> > > > Beavis Christ, rightful recipient and current possessor of May 2009
> > > > AUK
> > > > Kook of the Month Award.
> > >
> > > LOL!!!
> > >
> > > Truth be known he probably has the same "occupent" as faggot scott
> > > "felchy" salberg,
> > > collecting a government check every month......
> > >
> >
> > Stop projecting, BoobandCoward.
>
> That's bobandcarole or "Mr." to you, goofus. You didn't answer the
> question. IS "matinence a good occupent"??? Beavis and the rest of
> us are waiting.
>
> i waz teh mantence man fer a partment komplex wunce.

Schnider?? Iz dat u?

DD




== 2 of 2 ==
Date: Mon, Jun 15 2009 12:47 pm
From: "Lamey"



"Doc Dice" <steven_j...@rocketmail.com> wrote in message
news:50e29d27-d858-443f...@v23g2000pro.googlegroups.com...
Lamey wrote:
> "Doc Dice" <steven_j...@rocketmail.com> wrote in message
> news:a56d7352-dd04-402d...@k17g2000prn.googlegroups.com...
> Syd wrote:
> > On Jun 15, 8:20 am, Usenet Legends bobandcarole ??
> > <bobandcarole...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > > Beavis Christ wrote:
> > > > I'm just curious, dude, cuz you said here your occupent was
> > > > matinence:
> > >
> > > >http://www.geocities.com/pdwright42/about_me.html
> > >
> > > > --
> > >
> > > > Beavis Christ, rightful recipient and current possessor of May 2009
> > > > AUK
> > > > Kook of the Month Award.
> > >
> > > LOL!!!
> > >
> > > Truth be known he probably has the same "occupent" as faggot scott
> > > "felchy" salberg,
> > > collecting a government check every month......
> > >
> >
> > Stop projecting, BoobandCoward.
>
> That's bobandcarole or "Mr." to you, goofus. You didn't answer the
> question. IS "matinence a good occupent"??? Beavis and the rest of
> us are waiting.
>
> i waz teh mantence man fer a partment komplex wunce.

Schnider?? Iz dat u?

i wunce waz, butt now i am sumboddy else.







==============================================================================
TOPIC: Hey BABBLES - AKA - Babbling Barbara Schwarz
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/t/d201f1a9f07cf521?hl=en
==============================================================================

== 1 of 4 ==
Date: Mon, Jun 15 2009 12:44 pm
From: metro-golden-meower


On Thu, 11 Jun 2009 12:19:32 -0400, "Sweetness" <sweet...@yahoo.ca> wrote:

>"metro-golden-meower" <metro-gol...@meowdot.org> wrote in
>message news:eftv251o36oar9h3d...@4ax.com...
>: On Tue, 9 Jun 2009 17:35:22 -0400, "Sweetness"
><sweet...@yahoo.ca> wrote:
>:
>: >"metro-golden-meower" <metro-gol...@meowdot.org> wrote in
>: >message news:s0ft255e8mtigeug1...@4ax.com...
>: >: On Sun, 7 Jun 2009 01:04:29 -0400, "Sweetness"
>: ><sweet...@yahoo.ca> wrote:
>: >:
>: >: >Question fer you.
>: >: >
>: >: >Do you think that it would be highly rude of me ta get in touch
>: >with
>: >: >this fellow I know by the name of
>: >: >Kadaitcha Man and ask him if he'd like ta drag you outta ASH by
>yer
>: >: >short'n curlies ?
>: >:
>: >: what do you think that sorry arsed coward and kooky spankard is
>: >going to do? he couldn't engage me in a flame war, noone else
>: >: that i've seen either, and posted the same tired shite post after
>: >post in reply to me. the reason, which would be imposible
>: >: to prove otherwize, is because he has nothing to give and is an
>: >unoriginal coprophage who no doubt lives and will die by
>: >: eating and posting shite. think matilda moulton light and you
>won't
>: >be far off the mark.
>: >:
>: >: out of interest, why try and drag kadycoward into ash? don't they
>: >have enough shit to deal with already?
>: >:
>: >: >You chew on that awhile, and let me know yer opinion, K.
>: >:
>: >: you could try recruiting someone who isn't a coward to do your
>dirty
>: >work for you. that'd be a good start.
>: >
>: >
>: >
>: >Dirty work ?
>:
>: how does 'Do you think that it would be highly rude of me ta get in
>touch with this fellow I know by the name of Kadaitcha
>: Man and ask him if he'd like ta drag you outta ASH by yer short'n
>curlies ?' read other than you want someone to do your
>: dirty work for you? if he did it by his own choice, turn up that is,
>without your begging letter, that is one thing, you
>: sweetheart, are on a recruitment drive with your post.
>
>
>Yeah. If I were on a recruitment drive, I would have posted my
>question in more than one group, but do keep stirring.

would it clarify things for you if i simplified it and said you tried head hunting kadyspankard?

>i've seen your posts. i know full well you can do your own dirty work.
>
>
>You trying ta make me look 'dirty', doesn't really help yer arguement
>here.

not knowing what 'dirty work' means and thinking it has something to do with making you look dirty, is, well, quite frankly
one of the funniest things i've ever seen you post! sadly it wasn't intentionaly funny.

>: getting someone else to do it would take a lot of the fun out of it
>all. well. it would for me. then again, i'm not you.
>
>No, yer certainly not. Then again, my reasons fer trying ta get
>babbles out of ASH, and off of the folks in ASH, have nothing ta do
>with 'fun'.

<ash trek>
ash... the final frontier. these are the voyages of kookologist sweetness. her ongoing mission: to harrass bill jillians; to
seek out and be rid of babbles; to brazenly make a situation way worse than before.
</ash trek>

most of us, with a few exceptions like yourself, are here to have fun, screw around, cascade, troll and flame, post silly and
amuzing posts and, if its ones thing, screw around with idiots. usenet is for fun, mission posting is for obsessoids.

>: > Considering the amount of times I've been thanked in ASH
>: >fer trying my best ta get the worst of the k00ks out and OFF OF the
>: >vulnerable folks in ASH, seems ta me that you might have me mixed
>up
>: >with sumone else.
>:
>: doing something yourself is one thing,
>
>
>Actually, Rocky, it's been pretty much teamwork. Not just me.

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| | | __| / /\ \ | |\/| | / /\ \ | |\/| | __| | | | _ /| | / /\ \
| | | |____ / ____ \| | | | / ____ \| | | | |____ _| |_| | \ \| |____ / ____ \ _
|_| |______/_/ \_\_| |_| /_/ \_\_| |_|______|_____|_| \_\\_____/_/ \_(_)


______ _ _ _____ _ __ __ ________ _ _ _ _ _
| ____| | | |/ ____| |/ / \ \ / / ____| /\ | | | | ( | )
| |__ | | | | | | ' / \ \_/ /| |__ / \ | |__| | |V V
| __| | | | | | | < \ / | __| / /\ \ | __ | |
| | | |__| | |____| . \ | | | |____ / ____ \| | | |_|
|_| \____/ \_____|_|\_\ |_| |______/_/ \_\_| |_(_)


>asking a kook who goes after his own kind, is another thing entierly.
>if k00ky comes
>: over to ash, what do you think will happen? i'll tell you what will
>happen. even more moronic posts flooding ash. if that is
>: your idea of how to get rid of the unwanted, i don't think sence
>will be your friend in this case. if people where not such
>: idiots, over all, they'd learn to ignore what they don't like and if
>possible killfile whatever. its not hard to do.
>
>
>Rocky, sense, if you read ASH, would show you that most of ASH are not
>'idiots', they are simply google groupers. They have no way ta
>killfile babbles.

maybe, how about this for doing some real good in ash, spend your efforts on teaching them to use a real news server and
newsreader. when you've done that, they can killfile all the shite they don't want to read. now _that_ is a mission worth
persuing.

>: <sweeteness does a usenet impression of bogard in casablanca>
>: >Out of aaaaall the posts on Usernet.... out of aaaaall the posts in
>: >ASH, this, iz the one you decide ta jump on ?
>: </sweeteness does a usenet impression of bogard in casablanca>
>:
>: you've answerd your own question. this is usenet and yours was the
>post i answerd. funny how this textual comunication things
>: works.
>
>
>Actually, you flippin' out over KMan's name being mentioned iz much
>more funnier.

let me guess, if i made hundreds of posts about dear bill, i'd not be 'flippin' out' at all?

>: >You wouldn't wanna jump
>: >in and yerself try ta get babbles and her lunatic spamflooding out
>of
>: >ASH, would you ?
>:
>: i don't see how i could force her out. you've obviously not noticed
>that there is a key theme with certain types of people.
>: take wiseman and matilda for example. it doesn't matter how crispy
>you fry them, they just don't take the hint, make like
>: kirk, and fuck off.
>
>
>Again, you have me pegged wrong. My online time iz not dedicated ta
>'frying people'. Perhaps yerz iz, but mine iz not.

so what you are trying to do to bill is different... how?

>they'd rather make like a usenet version of herpes and keep coming
>back to be irritating. all my attempt
>: to get rid of her, on my part, would do is add to the hell hole ash
>is atm. another thing to bare in mind is: people prefer
>: not to engage me in flame wars. as a rule its only the incredibly
>stupid who do and that isn't much fun.
>:
>: >'Course not. You would rather do *this*.
>:
>: i've said before that people should use thier killfiles.
>
>
>This right here proves just how much you do not know about ASH. Not
>that I would expect you ta know nor care, but, again, the majority of
>everyday users in ASH, are google groupers, and have no way ta
>killfile anybody.

i know that ash is best left alone. like i said before, help them to use a free news server and real news reader. imagine
how much happier you'd make everyone if they could remove what they don't want to read?

>if they refuze to do so, they obviously want to see all the crap
>: that is posted. i've even posted links to free news servers for
>people to use and suggested a good news reader with killfile
>: capablilaty. some of them have done as i suggested.
>
>
>And most, have not. Anybody in ASH who has eyes can see that.

don't miss an opportunity to educate the needy in a way that will realy make usenet a more enjoyable and fun experience.
master jedi, teach them the power of the force iow a good free news reader and news swerver.


>: >FFS... ever the stirring troll, eh rocky. All that matters ta you
>:(
>:
>: i've stated, at least once, that i'll not get involved in all the
>fuckheaded stupidity that is going on as ash is a support
>: ng if not in name. obviously you have decided to pin a tin star on
>your chest and clean up dodge city, sheriff sweetness.
>
>LOL... yes, my mentor did teach me that I should help folks when I
>can.

helping people is a good thing. some people do not want to be helped and helping them forcibly isn't a good idea.

>you
>: have your work cut out for you. good luck.
>
>
>Thank you, Rocky.

good. i was worried that that might read as sarcasm which it wasn't intended too.

--

_
/ _ | _| _ _
|\/| _ |_ _ _ \_| (_) | (_| (/ | ) |\/| _ _ _ _
| | (/ \_ | (_) _/ ` | | (/ (_) |/|/ (/ |
` _.--'""""`--._ ` ' ' `
.-' S H P `-.
.' J _.--'""`--._ X `.
/ B .' ._ _. `. U \
_ / R / |\`. .'/| \ R \ _ _ . _ _
|\ | | | |/ |_ J / |_\----/_| \ N L |_ |_) /_\ |\ | / |_
| \| \_/ |\ |_ | Z J .'\|\/\/|/`. L Q | | | \ | | | \| \_ |_
| | |> (.)(.) <| | |
| | =====:|__|:===== | |
_.--'"\ J J =====::\/::===== F F /"`--._
.--. _.-' _\ \ \ \ \_/\_/ / / / /_ `-._ .--.
( `-| _..' _..._'.' \ `-..'` `. .-' / `.`_..._ `.._ |-' )
|`-.|_.-'.' .-' _) .-'`. `-.______.-' .'`-. (_ `-. `.`-._|.-'|
| ( .( .--(_!-' .'-._ .' `. _.-`. `-!_)--. ). ) |
`-.__.-'\-._!'|' \ _.' | == == | `._ / `|`!_.-/`-.__.-'
\ | `--' \`---.__| (`--') |__.---'/ `--' | /
`--' \.`-._____\ \ / /_____.-'./ `--'
`-._______`-..-'_______.-'
`-..-'

Lt. Colonel/1st Virginia Volunteers/Cesium Brigade
Alcotrol Labs Dept of R & D
mhm x v i x i i i




== 2 of 4 ==
Date: Mon, Jun 15 2009 12:56 pm
From: "%"


metro-golden-meower wrote:
> On Thu, 11 Jun 2009 12:19:32 -0400, "Sweetness"
> <sweet...@yahoo.ca> wrote:
>
>> "metro-golden-meower" <metro-gol...@meowdot.org> wrote in
>> message news:eftv251o36oar9h3d...@4ax.com...
>>> On Tue, 9 Jun 2009 17:35:22 -0400, "Sweetness"
>> <sweet...@yahoo.ca> wrote:
>>>
>>>> "metro-golden-meower" <metro-gol...@meowdot.org> wrote in
>>>> message news:s0ft255e8mtigeug1...@4ax.com...
>>>>> On Sun, 7 Jun 2009 01:04:29 -0400, "Sweetness"
>>>> <sweet...@yahoo.ca> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Question fer you.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Do you think that it would be highly rude of me ta get in touch
>>>> with
>>>>>> this fellow I know by the name of
>>>>>> Kadaitcha Man and ask him if he'd like ta drag you outta ASH by
>> yer
>>>>>> short'n curlies ?
>>>>>
>>>>> what do you think that sorry arsed coward and kooky spankard is
>>>> going to do? he couldn't engage me in a flame war, noone else
>>>>> that i've seen either, and posted the same tired shite post after
>>>> post in reply to me. the reason, which would be imposible
>>>>> to prove otherwize, is because he has nothing to give and is an
>>>> unoriginal coprophage who no doubt lives and will die by
>>>>> eating and posting shite. think matilda moulton light and you
>>>>> won't be far off the mark.
>>>>>
>>>>> out of interest, why try and drag kadycoward into ash? don't they
>>>> have enough shit to deal with already?
>>>>>
>>>>>> You chew on that awhile, and let me know yer opinion, K.
>>>>>
>>>>> you could try recruiting someone who isn't a coward to do your
>> dirty
>>>> work for you. that'd be a good start.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Dirty work ?
>>>
>>> how does 'Do you think that it would be highly rude of me ta get in
>> touch with this fellow I know by the name of Kadaitcha
>>> Man and ask him if he'd like ta drag you outta ASH by yer short'n
>> curlies ?' read other than you want someone to do your
>>> dirty work for you? if he did it by his own choice, turn up that is,
>> without your begging letter, that is one thing, you
>>> sweetheart, are on a recruitment drive with your post.
>>
>>
>> Yeah. If I were on a recruitment drive, I would have posted my
>> question in more than one group, but do keep stirring.
>
> would it clarify things for you if i simplified it and said you tried
> head hunting kadyspankard?
>
>> i've seen your posts. i know full well you can do your own dirty
>> work.
>>
>>
>> You trying ta make me look 'dirty', doesn't really help yer arguement
>> here.
>
> not knowing what 'dirty work' means and thinking it has something to
> do with making you look dirty, is, well, quite frankly
> one of the funniest things i've ever seen you post! sadly it wasn't
> intentionaly funny.
>
>>> getting someone else to do it would take a lot of the fun out of it
>> all. well. it would for me. then again, i'm not you.
>>
>> No, yer certainly not. Then again, my reasons fer trying ta get
>> babbles out of ASH, and off of the folks in ASH, have nothing ta do
>> with 'fun'.
>
> <ash trek>
> ash... the final frontier. these are the voyages of kookologist
> sweetness. her ongoing mission: to harrass bill jillians; to
> seek out and be rid of babbles; to brazenly make a situation way
> worse than before.
> </ash trek>
>
> most of us, with a few exceptions like yourself, are here to have
> fun, screw around, cascade, troll and flame, post silly and
> amuzing posts and, if its ones thing, screw around with idiots.
> usenet is for fun, mission posting is for obsessoids.
>
>>>> Considering the amount of times I've been thanked in ASH
>>>> fer trying my best ta get the worst of the k00ks out and OFF OF the
>>>> vulnerable folks in ASH, seems ta me that you might have me mixed
>> up
>>>> with sumone else.
>>>
>>> doing something yourself is one thing,
>>
>>
>> Actually, Rocky, it's been pretty much teamwork. Not just me.
>
> _ _ _______ ______ __ __ __ __ ______ _____
> _____ _____
> ( | )__ __| ____| /\ | \/ | /\ | \/ | ____|_
> _| __ \ / ____| /\
> V V | | | |__ / \ | \ / | / \ | \ / | |__ | |
> | |__) | | / \
> | | | __| / /\ \ | |\/| | / /\ \ | |\/| | __| | |
> | _ /| | / /\ \
> | | | |____ / ____ \| | | | / ____ \| | | | |____ _|
> |_| | \ \| |____ / ____ \ _
> |_| |______/_/ \_\_| |_| /_/ \_\_|
> |_|______|_____|_| \_\\_____/_/ \_(_)
>
>
> ______ _ _ _____ _ __ __ ________
> _ _ _ _ _
> | ____| | | |/ ____| |/ / \ \ / / ____| /\
> | | | | ( | )
> | |__ | | | | | | ' / \ \_/ /| |__ / \
> | |__| | |V V
> | __| | | | | | | < \ / | __| / /\
> \ | __ | |
> | | | |__| | |____| . \ | | | |____ / ____
> \| | | |_|
> |_| \____/ \_____|_|\_\ |_| |______/_/
> \_\_| |_(_)
>
>
>> asking a kook who goes after his own kind, is another thing entierly.
>> if k00ky comes
>>> over to ash, what do you think will happen? i'll tell you what will
>> happen. even more moronic posts flooding ash. if that is
>>> your idea of how to get rid of the unwanted, i don't think sence
>> will be your friend in this case. if people where not such
>>> idiots, over all, they'd learn to ignore what they don't like and if
>> possible killfile whatever. its not hard to do.
>>
>>
>> Rocky, sense, if you read ASH, would show you that most of ASH are
>> not 'idiots', they are simply google groupers. They have no way ta
>> killfile babbles.
>
> maybe, how about this for doing some real good in ash, spend your
> efforts on teaching them to use a real news server and
> newsreader. when you've done that, they can killfile all the shite
> they don't want to read. now _that_ is a mission worth
> persuing.
>
>>> <sweeteness does a usenet impression of bogard in casablanca>
>>>> Out of aaaaall the posts on Usernet.... out of aaaaall the posts in
>>>> ASH, this, iz the one you decide ta jump on ?
>>> </sweeteness does a usenet impression of bogard in casablanca>
>>>
>>> you've answerd your own question. this is usenet and yours was the
>> post i answerd. funny how this textual comunication things
>>> works.
>>
>>
>> Actually, you flippin' out over KMan's name being mentioned iz much
>> more funnier.
>
> let me guess, if i made hundreds of posts about dear bill, i'd not be
> 'flippin' out' at all?
>
>>>> You wouldn't wanna jump
>>>> in and yerself try ta get babbles and her lunatic spamflooding out
>> of
>>>> ASH, would you ?
>>>
>>> i don't see how i could force her out. you've obviously not noticed
>> that there is a key theme with certain types of people.
>>> take wiseman and matilda for example. it doesn't matter how crispy
>> you fry them, they just don't take the hint, make like
>>> kirk, and fuck off.
>>
>>
>> Again, you have me pegged wrong. My online time iz not dedicated ta
>> 'frying people'. Perhaps yerz iz, but mine iz not.
>
> so what you are trying to do to bill is different... how?
>
>> they'd rather make like a usenet version of herpes and keep coming
>> back to be irritating. all my attempt
>>> to get rid of her, on my part, would do is add to the hell hole ash
>> is atm. another thing to bare in mind is: people prefer
>>> not to engage me in flame wars. as a rule its only the incredibly
>> stupid who do and that isn't much fun.
>>>
>>>> 'Course not. You would rather do *this*.
>>>
>>> i've said before that people should use thier killfiles.
>>
>>
>> This right here proves just how much you do not know about ASH. Not
>> that I would expect you ta know nor care, but, again, the majority of
>> everyday users in ASH, are google groupers, and have no way ta
>> killfile anybody.
>
> i know that ash is best left alone. like i said before, help them to
> use a free news server and real news reader. imagine
> how much happier you'd make everyone if they could remove what they
> don't want to read?
>
>> if they refuze to do so, they obviously want to see all the crap
>>> that is posted. i've even posted links to free news servers for
>> people to use and suggested a good news reader with killfile
>>> capablilaty. some of them have done as i suggested.
>>
>>
>> And most, have not. Anybody in ASH who has eyes can see that.
>
> don't miss an opportunity to educate the needy in a way that will
> realy make usenet a more enjoyable and fun experience.
> master jedi, teach them the power of the force iow a good free news
> reader and news swerver.
>
>
>>>> FFS... ever the stirring troll, eh rocky. All that matters ta you
>> :(
>>>
>>> i've stated, at least once, that i'll not get involved in all the
>> fuckheaded stupidity that is going on as ash is a support
>>> ng if not in name. obviously you have decided to pin a tin star on
>> your chest and clean up dodge city, sheriff sweetness.
>>
>> LOL... yes, my mentor did teach me that I should help folks when I
>> can.
>
> helping people is a good thing. some people do not want to be helped
> and helping them forcibly isn't a good idea.
>
>> you
>>> have your work cut out for you. good luck.
>>
>>
>> Thank you, Rocky.
>
> good. i was worried that that might read as sarcasm which it wasn't
> intended too.
>
>
> _
> / _ | _| _ _
> |\/| _ |_ _ _ \_| (_) | (_| (/ | ) |\/| _ _ _
> _
> | | (/ \_ | (_) _/ ` | | (/ (_) |/|/ (/
> |
> ` _.--'""""`--._ ` ' ' `
> .-' S H P `-.
> .' J _.--'""`--._ X `.
> / B .' ._ _. `. U \
> _ / R / |\`. .'/| \ R \ _ _ .
> _ _
> |\ | | | |/ |_ J / |_\----/_| \ N L |_ |_) /_\
> |\ | / |_
> | \| \_/ |\ |_ | Z J .'\|\/\/|/`. L Q | | | \ | | |
> \| \_ |_
> | | |> (.)(.) <| | |
> | | =====:|__|:===== | |
> _.--'"\ J J =====::\/::===== F F /"`--._
> .--. _.-' _\ \ \ \ \_/\_/ / / / /_ `-._
> .--.
> ( `-| _..' _..._'.' \ `-..'` `. .-' / `.`_..._
> `.._ |-' )
>> `-.|_.-'.' .-' _) .-'`. `-.______.-' .'`-. (_ `-.
>> `.`-._|.-'| ( .( .--(_!-' .'-._ .' `. _.-`.
>> `-!_)--. ). ) |
> `-.__.-'\-._!'|' \ _.' | == == | `._ /
> `|`!_.-/`-.__.-'
> \ | `--' \`---.__| (`--') |__.---'/ `--' | /
> `--' \.`-._____\ \ / /_____.-'./ `--'
> `-._______`-..-'_______.-'
> `-..-'
>
> Lt. Colonel/1st Virginia Volunteers/Cesium Brigade
> Alcotrol Labs Dept of R & D
> mhm x v i x i i i

i didn't think it was when i read it the way i wanted it to look which it
did






== 3 of 4 ==
Date: Mon, Jun 15 2009 12:57 pm
From: "Lamey"



> i didn't think it was when i read it the way i wanted it to look which it
> did
>
>
uh huh






== 4 of 4 ==
Date: Mon, Jun 15 2009 1:13 pm
From: "%"


Lamey wrote:
>> i didn't think it was when i read it the way i wanted it to look
>> which it did
>>
>>
> uh huh



you don't have time for this







==============================================================================
TOPIC: Bobancarole trapped by misspellings!
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/t/70b6bdb12ade3365?hl=en
==============================================================================

== 1 of 4 ==
Date: Mon, Jun 15 2009 12:42 pm
From: Syd


On Jun 15, 3:40 am, "Lamey" <killedthe...@curious.com> wrote:
> "Syd" <pdwrigh...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>
> news:ba865399-e98c-4afd...@h2g2000yqg.googlegroups.com...
> On Jun 14, 8:48 pm, "Lamey" <killedthe...@curious.com> wrote:
>
>
>
> > "Brother Ted" <tmcin1...@live.com> wrote in message
>
> >news:d95b35t342i977ra5...@4ax.com...
>
> > > On Sun, 14 Jun 2009 17:23:47 -0700 (PDT), Enos Penvy
> > > <enospe...@null.net> wrote:
>
> > >>On Jun 14, 7:26 pm, Usenet Legends bobandcarole ¢À
> > >><bobandcarole...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > >>> Syd wrote:
> > >>> > On Jun 14, 3:17 pm, Brother Ted <tmcin1...@live.com> wrote:
> > >>> > > On 14 Jun 2009 19:12:00 GMT, The Chief Instigator <patr...@io.com>
> > >>> > > wrote:
>
> > >>> > > >On 2009-06-14, Usenet Legends bobandcarole ??
> > >>> > > ><bobandcarole...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > >>> > > >>Brother Ted wrote:
> > >>> > > >>> On Sun, 14 Jun 2009 00:24:11 -0700, Shocking China Blue/Venus
> > >>> > > >>> <chine.b...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> > >>> > > >>> >In article <qwNOj.678584$Q73.5...@bignews9.bellsouth.net>,
> > >>> > > >>> > Beavis Christ <beavischr...@budweiser.com> wrote:
>
> > >>> > > >>> >> In that case, you guys both need to take a couple more
> > >>> > > >>> >> walks
> > >>> > > >>> >> around the
> > >>> > > >>> >> block. I can still pull binaries that were posted all the
> > >>> > > >>> >> way
> > >>> > > >>> >> back in
> > >>> > > >>> >> October.
>
> > >>> > > >>> >I am amazed at all the things you know, Bob. How do you know
> > >>> > > >>> >this?
>
> > >>> > > >>> OMG!!! You must be a HACKER!!!!!! How else would you KNOW that
> > >>> > > >>> Beavis
> > >>> > > >>> is really Bob?????????? Who else is Bob?
>
> > >>> > > >>> CHINA BLUE ARE YOU THE ONE WHO HACKED INTO MY SYSTEM???
>
> > >>> > > >>> PLEASE DO NOT HACK INTO MY SYSTEM!!!!!!!!
>
> > >>> > > >>China caught me, I'm Beavis Christ. I'm also Lamey, Brandon
> > >>> > > >>Cartwright, Brother Ted,
> > >>> > > >>Patrick Humphrey and LC.
>
> > >>> > > >Wrong...I've never posted from that UK IP (or any other outside
> > >>> > > >North
> > >>> > > >America).
>
> > >>> > > So you say, but why should we except the word of an athiest?
>
> > >>> > Since you lie so much, why should we care who's word you accept
> > >>> > (Note
> > >>> > spelling)?
>
> > >>> > PDW
>
> > >>> Ya ain't got tha first klu do ya sydley? He's makin fun of idiots
> > >>> like YOU.
>
> > >>> And BTW, a person who
> > >>> works in "matinence" at a nursing home shouldn't correct
> > >>> others. Hell,syd calls it his "occupent". :-)
> > >>> That's fukkin rich, he can't even spell his job title.....
>
> > >>TRAPPED AGAIN, are you Blobby? He TRAPPED you!
> > >>LOL~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>
> > > Faggot Syd could not of trapped Brother Bob! Faggot Syd is to stupid!
>
> > This twit needs a post to hump. Just humor him.
>
> That's all we've been doing to you, BoobandCoward.
>
> ouch!! Wat a zinger, how shall I ever recooperate?
>
> <snicker>

Why don't you go lie down for, say, a century?

PDW




== 2 of 4 ==
Date: Mon, Jun 15 2009 12:43 pm
From: Syd


On Jun 15, 4:58 am, Brother Ted <tmcin1...@live.com> wrote:
> On Sun, 14 Jun 2009 23:47:33 -0700 (PDT), Syd <pdwrigh...@yahoo.com>
> wrote:
>
>
>
> >On Jun 14, 8:46 pm, "Lamey" <killedthe...@curious.com> wrote:
> >> "Usenet Legends bobandcarole ?" <bobandcarole...@gmail.com> wrote in messagenews:657e4bff-7312-4d64...@x5g2000yqk.googlegroups.com...
>
> >> Syd wrote:
> >> > On Jun 14, 3:17 pm, Brother Ted <tmcin1...@live.com> wrote:
> >> > > On 14 Jun 2009 19:12:00 GMT, The Chief Instigator <patr...@io.com>
> >> > > wrote:
>
> >> > > >On 2009-06-14, Usenet Legends bobandcarole ??
> >> > > ><bobandcarole...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >> > > >>Brother Ted wrote:
> >> > > >>> On Sun, 14 Jun 2009 00:24:11 -0700, Shocking China Blue/Venus
> >> > > >>> <chine.b...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> >> > > >>> >In article <qwNOj.678584$Q73.5...@bignews9.bellsouth.net>,
> >> > > >>> > Beavis Christ <beavischr...@budweiser.com> wrote:
>
> >> > > >>> >> In that case, you guys both need to take a couple more walks
> >> > > >>> >> around the
> >> > > >>> >> block. I can still pull binaries that were posted all the way
> >> > > >>> >> back in
> >> > > >>> >> October.
>
> >> > > >>> >I am amazed at all the things you know, Bob. How do you know this?
>
> >> > > >>> OMG!!! You must be a HACKER!!!!!! How else would you KNOW that
> >> > > >>> Beavis
> >> > > >>> is really Bob?????????? Who else is Bob?
>
> >> > > >>> CHINA BLUE ARE YOU THE ONE WHO HACKED INTO MY SYSTEM???
>
> >> > > >>> PLEASE DO NOT HACK INTO MY SYSTEM!!!!!!!!
>
> >> > > >>China caught me, I'm Beavis Christ. I'm also Lamey, Brandon
> >> > > >>Cartwright, Brother Ted,
> >> > > >>Patrick Humphrey and LC.
>
> >> > > >Wrong...I've never posted from that UK IP (or any other outside North
> >> > > >America).
>
> >> > > So you say, but why should we except the word of an athiest?
>
> >> > Since you lie so much, why should we care who's word you accept (Note
> >> > spelling)?
>
> >> > PDW
>
> >> Ya ain't got tha first klu do ya sydley?  He's makin fun of idiots
> >> like YOU.
>
> >> And BTW, a person who
> >> works in "matinence" at a nursing home shouldn't correct
> >> others. Hell,syd calls it his "occupent".  :-)
> >> That's fukkin rich, he can't even spell his job title.....
>
> >> It would lead us to believe sydly is a PATIENT an
> >> not a "matinence" man as he klaims.
>
> >>http://www.geocities.com/pdwright42/about_me.html
>
> >> He sure is an ugly fucker.
>
> >THANK you, BoobadnCoward.
> >Any more crude and nasty remarks?
>
> >PDW
>
> OMG! You figured out that Lamey is really bobandcarole! How did you do
> that??? Are you a hacker too?

Well, your the only one who keeps making inane comments about my
appearance, BoobandCoward.
So, that's a very good clue.

PDW




== 3 of 4 ==
Date: Mon, Jun 15 2009 12:46 pm
From: "Lamey"



"Syd" <pdwri...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:512a4f80-9588-4a35...@x31g2000prc.googlegroups.com...
On Jun 15, 3:40 am, "Lamey" <killedthe...@curious.com> wrote:
> "Syd" <pdwrigh...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>
> news:ba865399-e98c-4afd...@h2g2000yqg.googlegroups.com...
> On Jun 14, 8:48 pm, "Lamey" <killedthe...@curious.com> wrote:
>
>
>
> > "Brother Ted" <tmcin1...@live.com> wrote in message
>
> >news:d95b35t342i977ra5...@4ax.com...
>
> > > On Sun, 14 Jun 2009 17:23:47 -0700 (PDT), Enos Penvy
> > > <enospe...@null.net> wrote:
>
> > >>On Jun 14, 7:26 pm, Usenet Legends bobandcarole ¢À
> > >><bobandcarole...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > >>> Syd wrote:
> > >>> > On Jun 14, 3:17 pm, Brother Ted <tmcin1...@live.com> wrote:
> > >>> > > On 14 Jun 2009 19:12:00 GMT, The Chief Instigator
> > >>> > > <patr...@io.com>
> > >>> > > wrote:
>
> > >>> > > >On 2009-06-14, Usenet Legends bobandcarole ??
> > >>> > > ><bobandcarole...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > >>> > > >>Brother Ted wrote:
> > >>> > > >>> On Sun, 14 Jun 2009 00:24:11 -0700, Shocking China
> > >>> > > >>> Blue/Venus
> > >>> > > >>> <chine.b...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> > >>> > > >>> >In article <qwNOj.678584$Q73.5...@bignews9.bellsouth.net>,
> > >>> > > >>> > Beavis Christ <beavischr...@budweiser.com> wrote:
>
> > >>> > > >>> >> In that case, you guys both need to take a couple more
> > >>> > > >>> >> walks
> > >>> > > >>> >> around the
> > >>> > > >>> >> block. I can still pull binaries that were posted all the
> > >>> > > >>> >> way
> > >>> > > >>> >> back in
> > >>> > > >>> >> October.
>
> > >>> > > >>> >I am amazed at all the things you know, Bob. How do you
> > >>> > > >>> >know
> > >>> > > >>> >this?
>
> > >>> > > >>> OMG!!! You must be a HACKER!!!!!! How else would you KNOW
> > >>> > > >>> that
> > >>> > > >>> Beavis
> > >>> > > >>> is really Bob?????????? Who else is Bob?
>
> > >>> > > >>> CHINA BLUE ARE YOU THE ONE WHO HACKED INTO MY SYSTEM???
>
> > >>> > > >>> PLEASE DO NOT HACK INTO MY SYSTEM!!!!!!!!
>
> > >>> > > >>China caught me, I'm Beavis Christ. I'm also Lamey, Brandon
> > >>> > > >>Cartwright, Brother Ted,
> > >>> > > >>Patrick Humphrey and LC.
>
> > >>> > > >Wrong...I've never posted from that UK IP (or any other outside
> > >>> > > >North
> > >>> > > >America).
>
> > >>> > > So you say, but why should we except the word of an athiest?
>
> > >>> > Since you lie so much, why should we care who's word you accept
> > >>> > (Note
> > >>> > spelling)?
>
> > >>> > PDW
>
> > >>> Ya ain't got tha first klu do ya sydley? He's makin fun of idiots
> > >>> like YOU.
>
> > >>> And BTW, a person who
> > >>> works in "matinence" at a nursing home shouldn't correct
> > >>> others. Hell,syd calls it his "occupent". :-)
> > >>> That's fukkin rich, he can't even spell his job title.....
>
> > >>TRAPPED AGAIN, are you Blobby? He TRAPPED you!
> > >>LOL~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>
> > > Faggot Syd could not of trapped Brother Bob! Faggot Syd is to stupid!
>
> > This twit needs a post to hump. Just humor him.
>
> That's all we've been doing to you, BoobandCoward.
>
> ouch!! Wat a zinger, how shall I ever recooperate?
>
> <snicker>

Why don't you go lie down for, say, a century?

You actually topped your last zinger. Where to you get this stuff?






== 4 of 4 ==
Date: Mon, Jun 15 2009 12:48 pm
From: "Lamey"



"Syd" <pdwri...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:034b5f13-6067-439a...@i28g2000prd.googlegroups.com...
On Jun 15, 4:58 am, Brother Ted <tmcin1...@live.com> wrote:
> On Sun, 14 Jun 2009 23:47:33 -0700 (PDT), Syd <pdwrigh...@yahoo.com>
> wrote:
>
>
>
> >On Jun 14, 8:46 pm, "Lamey" <killedthe...@curious.com> wrote:
> >> "Usenet Legends bobandcarole ?" <bobandcarole...@gmail.com> wrote in
> >> messagenews:657e4bff-7312-4d64...@x5g2000yqk.googlegroups.com...
>
> >> Syd wrote:
> >> > On Jun 14, 3:17 pm, Brother Ted <tmcin1...@live.com> wrote:
> >> > > On 14 Jun 2009 19:12:00 GMT, The Chief Instigator <patr...@io.com>
> >> > > wrote:
>
> >> > > >On 2009-06-14, Usenet Legends bobandcarole ??
> >> > > ><bobandcarole...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >> > > >>Brother Ted wrote:
> >> > > >>> On Sun, 14 Jun 2009 00:24:11 -0700, Shocking China Blue/Venus
> >> > > >>> <chine.b...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> >> > > >>> >In article <qwNOj.678584$Q73.5...@bignews9.bellsouth.net>,
> >> > > >>> > Beavis Christ <beavischr...@budweiser.com> wrote:
>
> >> > > >>> >> In that case, you guys both need to take a couple more walks
> >> > > >>> >> around the
> >> > > >>> >> block. I can still pull binaries that were posted all the
> >> > > >>> >> way
> >> > > >>> >> back in
> >> > > >>> >> October.
>
> >> > > >>> >I am amazed at all the things you know, Bob. How do you know
> >> > > >>> >this?
>
> >> > > >>> OMG!!! You must be a HACKER!!!!!! How else would you KNOW that
> >> > > >>> Beavis
> >> > > >>> is really Bob?????????? Who else is Bob?
>
> >> > > >>> CHINA BLUE ARE YOU THE ONE WHO HACKED INTO MY SYSTEM???
>
> >> > > >>> PLEASE DO NOT HACK INTO MY SYSTEM!!!!!!!!
>
> >> > > >>China caught me, I'm Beavis Christ. I'm also Lamey, Brandon
> >> > > >>Cartwright, Brother Ted,
> >> > > >>Patrick Humphrey and LC.
>
> >> > > >Wrong...I've never posted from that UK IP (or any other outside
> >> > > >North
> >> > > >America).
>
> >> > > So you say, but why should we except the word of an athiest?
>
> >> > Since you lie so much, why should we care who's word you accept (Note
> >> > spelling)?
>
> >> > PDW
>
> >> Ya ain't got tha first klu do ya sydley? He's makin fun of idiots
> >> like YOU.
>
> >> And BTW, a person who
> >> works in "matinence" at a nursing home shouldn't correct
> >> others. Hell,syd calls it his "occupent". :-)
> >> That's fukkin rich, he can't even spell his job title.....
>
> >> It would lead us to believe sydly is a PATIENT an
> >> not a "matinence" man as he klaims.
>
> >>http://www.geocities.com/pdwright42/about_me.html
>
> >> He sure is an ugly fucker.
>
> >THANK you, BoobadnCoward.
> >Any more crude and nasty remarks?
>
> >PDW
>
> OMG! You figured out that Lamey is really bobandcarole! How did you do
> that??? Are you a hacker too?

Well, your the only one who keeps making inane comments about my
appearance, BoobandCoward.
So, that's a very good clue.

I hace been outed. I think he wants to sniff my ports.







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TOPIC: David Daniel Moore
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/t/ff8ba48dbf0c465e?hl=en
==============================================================================

== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Mon, Jun 15 2009 12:57 pm
From: "krp"


LITTLE DAVEY MOORE ANONYMOUS AS HELL!
"Fritz Wuehler" <fr...@spamexpire-200906.rodent.frell.theremailer.net> wrote
in message
news:2f9f881b6d02d06c...@msgid.frell.theremailer.net...


DAVEY *N DEMANDS* to know...

>> Greg, why do you endorse, admire and follow Ken Pangborn
>
> herein read: oppose false assertions on your NEW ZEALAND hate site.

> Are you referring to http://www.aboutken? If so, it is inaccurate to
> characterize it as a "hate" site.
> Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh, I'm going to call my MOMMY on you. You're
> picking on me! Waaaaahhhhhhhh! I weant my MOMMY!
.

> It is, more aptly put, a sight that gives factual information about a man
who uses fraudulent
> credentials to represent himself as being educated when he is not. It
> also demonstrates the man's mental disabilities as a public service to
> those who might otherwise spend their hard earned money to hire him.

And they should hire *YOU* instead, eh Davey boy?

> How much does that NEW ZEALAND hosted
> hate Ken web site cost you per year?
>
> Why is the location of the hosting site relevant in the least, Greg?

Because the FACTS are these Davey... It is relevant because your SHIT
site was kicked off a have dozen legitimate American ISP's and TURNED DOWN
by more than a DOZEN others, you could NOT get it up anywhere in the US, you
were even KICK OFF a legitimate ISP in Ghana for Pete's sake, Davey. Because
your site when subjected to any REAL investigation turns out to be
"BULLSHIT!" You recently TRIED repeatedly to get WIKI to carry your shit and
they posted a PUT DOWN calling your shit what it IS.... "BULLSHIT!!"








==============================================================================
TOPIC: ken pangborn could post the names of the universities in which he
earned his "Cum Laude" degrees... if the universities were other than
Shaftesbury. But he never has!!!!!!
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/t/03dec460d465ec72?hl=en
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== 1 of 2 ==
Date: Mon, Jun 15 2009 1:10 pm
From: "krp"



"Dan Sullivan" <dsul...@optonline.net> wrote in message
news:e2c69555-455e-412a...@w31g2000prd.googlegroups.com...
On Jun 15, 2:06 am, Greegor <Greego...@gmail.com> wrote:

DJS> That's what ken pangborn uses his Shaftesbury diplomas for... to dupe
DJS> people into hiring him.

DJS> ken pangborn could post the names of the universities in which he
DJS> earned his "Cum Laude" degrees... if the universities were other than
DJS> Shaftesbury.

What I find amusing from you and Moore is the FACT that the two of you
WHINE continually about YOUR privacy and not wanting yourself or your
sources "STALKED" but in your world I have NO such rights! You DEMAND the
names, addresses, phone numbers etc for any of MY sources. You are SOOOOO
"special" Danny boy. You and your "MANIFOLD" definitions.





== 2 of 2 ==
Date: Mon, Jun 15 2009 1:12 pm
From: "krp"



"¦ Reality Check© ¦" <rea...@check.it> wrote in message
news:79nc4aF...@mid.individual.net...
>
> "Dan Sullivan" <dsul...@optonline.net> wrote in message
> news:e2c69555-455e-412a...@w31g2000prd.googlegroups.com...
> On Jun 15, 2:06 am, Greegor <Greego...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> On Jun 15, 12:23 am, "Anonymous Remailer (austria)"
>>
>> <mixmas...@remailer.privacy.at> wrote:
>> > Ken Pangborn's Shaftesbury University is listed as a known diploma mill
>> > on the right hand side of the Diploma Mill News Blog.
>> >http://diplomamillnews.blogspot.com/2009/01/pr-another-kennedy-wester...
>>
>> Dave, Did you know that THOUSANDS of government employees
>> got the government to pay for degrees from Shaftesbury University?
>
> Is that how ken pangborn rationalizes buying his own Shaftsbury
> diplomas?


DO I, asshole?? Have you actually LOOKED at Davey's file on that and the
embedded info that SHOWS that *I* am NOT the author of it??? Check your
reality. It was also done on versions of MS Word and PDF that I have never
had on any of my systems.







==============================================================================
TOPIC: Patty Humphrey thinks firewalls are for "pussies" and "cowards" Tell
him you think he's fucked up in the head
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/t/ba90da9c9929a8c7?hl=en
==============================================================================

== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Mon, Jun 15 2009 1:17 pm
From: Doc Dice


Red China Blue wrote:
> In article <8e7d75fb-b05f-4647...@q2g2000vbr.googlegroups.com>,
> Mephistopheles <z20...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> > Gwen wrote:
> > > On May 28, 3:58�pm, Doc Dice <steven_johnson...@rocketmail.com> wrote:
>
> > >
> > > It's a published number, you dolt.
> >
> > <pats gwen on the head>
> >
> > That's not the point honey. The point is most likely he doesn't want
> > it posted here
>
> Then why not delete it from the post?

Well duh, if we did that Pattycakes might not get any prank calls.

DD





==============================================================================
TOPIC: Scott Sabberg consoles himself after his latest failure by slobbering
all over Bob Larters 2 inch cock.
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/t/cf068c83810babaf?hl=en
==============================================================================

== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Mon, Jun 15 2009 1:30 pm
From: Doc Dice


Guillaume Ier de Normandie wrote:
> On May 29, 9:46 pm, Kate_G <kate6...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > On May 29, 9:10 pm, JSPTS <js...@budweiser.com> wrote:
> >
> > > On May 29, 9:03 pm, Odin <warriorr...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> >
> > > > JSPTS wrote:
> > > > > On May 29, 8:27 pm, Odin <warriorr...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> > > > > > Can't you prove ANYTHING you post??
> >
> > > > > So, you're either the same person as Kate_G/Doc Dice, who also use
> > > > > that lovely term "felchy", OR you are an uncreative copycat.
> >
> > > > I saw it in a post
> >
> > > I see.  So, you're just an unoriginal copycat.
> >
> > Hey Doc, do you mind if we borrow "felchy"? We're starting a petition
> > to have Scott coronated as Queen Felcher the 1st.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > > > > > You run off at the mouth
> >
> > > > > Oh, my.  Do you think I'm actually SPEAKING as I type and put you in
> > > > > your place???
> >
> > > > > LOL!!!!!!!!!!
> >
> > > > > > like a
> > > > > > broken water faucet and you always omit the evidence to make what you
> > > > > > say believable.
> >
> > > > > It's been posted dozens of times.  If you didn't see it, tough shit.
> >
> > > > Funny that NOBODY has seen it.
> >
> > > Oh, everyone's seen it, NUMEROUS times.
> >
> > I haven't so there goes your "everybody" theory.
> > Bob Larter hasn't seen it. :-)
> >
> >
> >
> > > :o)
> >
> > > > Post it again and be sure it's
> > > > all irrefutable FACTS, not your bizarre theories or opinions.
> > > > Betcha he won't do it. Why? Because he doesn't have evidence.
> >
> > > Already done.  Everyone's already seen it.  It's a done deal.  Sorry
> > > you missed it.
> >
> > Your dodge is noted.
> >
> >
> >
> > > > > :-))
> >
> > > > > > Your blatant use of sockpuppets
> >
> > > > > Drives ya nuts, right?
> >
> > > > Explain why myself or anybody for that matter would
> > > > give a fuck what fag nym you're using today?
> >
> > > Well, YOU're the one who brought it up.
> >
> > Because your a nym shifting troll.
> >
> >
> >
> > > <smirk>
> >
> > > > >  It gets you dancing, as you check out the
> > > > > IPs.  LOL!!!!!!!!!!
> >
> > > > Not me, cupcake.
> >
> > > Umm... well, if you don't check the IPs, how can you be sure that the
> > > nyms are mine?
> >
> > We ALL know who "pat magroyne" "enos penvy" etc. etc. is.
> >
> >
> >
> > > Hmmm?
> >
> > > <chortle>
> >
> > > > > > and forged nyms
> >
> > > > > Proof?  Cites?  Any evidence at all?
> >
> > > > We know it's you, fag.
> >
> > > Yeah, well, you seem to know a LOT of things.
> >
> > I know you're a nym shifting pest and many newsgroups would like to
> > see you disappear for good.
> >
> >
> >
> > > For example, "Bob wants to experiment with sucking cock" and his pig-
> > > wife Carole has a "JUICY SHAVED PUSSY THAT SQUIRTS".
> >
> > > Yuck.
> >
> > > <heave>
> > > <vomit>
> >
> > One again he babbles without any proof and he just
> > can't produce any.
>
> Hmmm... I was in a discussion with Odin... who reappeared after you
> left... and now Odin is gone and here YOU are...
>
> Hmmm..... what could that mean....... hmmmmm.......

You're a paranoid schizophrenic with zero nominating skilz.
hmmmmmmmmmmm. lol!

DD





==============================================================================
TOPIC: Phlat_Arse Devolving Into Senility . . .
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/t/305b89fabd749e30?hl=en
==============================================================================

== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Mon, Jun 15 2009 1:44 pm
From: Seamus MacRae


Montavious Python wrote:
> "Gregory Hall" <greg...@home.fake> wrote:
>
> [...]
>> But, it's every bit as important to know that his tactics include
>> personally attacking various individuals for whom I have a great deal of
>> respect. People like Seamus who is highly educated, polite and fair but who
>> demands the truth and fair play, for example.
> [...]
>
> BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

There is nothing amusing about me being held in high regard. It's the
normal state of affairs.





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TOPIC: -->pHukwits:Morons:Ner'DoGooders:Flotsam:Tossers:Wankers & @home
Googler Usenet access for MA Downs mimics[unSub]
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/t/d1d7cd6376babf36?hl=en
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== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Mon, Jun 15 2009 1:45 pm
From: Seamus MacRae


Robb wrote:
> phlatArse wrote:
>> a lambasting of a n00b [Seamus Macrae] as "education", contrasted by
>> moronic fups to a quite obvious low brow troll [Wayback Jack],, as
>> being an abuse of all the efforts invested.... then flame my post
>
> heh
>
> Newsgroups: alt.free.newsservers,alt.binaries.news-server
> comparison,alt.sixtyplus,alt.fifty-plus.friends,alt.fan.art
> -bell,alt.suicide.holiday,misc.consumers,alt.usenet.kooks
>
> Drama Queen post of the week!

Good riddance.

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TOPIC: Incessant whinng by Edmond Wollmann
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== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Mon, Jun 15 2009 2:59 pm
From: Sofa King


Chris Krolczyk wrote:

> On Jun 12, 2:42 pm, Sofa King <r...@127.0.0.1> wrote:
>> Chris Krolczyk wrote:
>> > On Jun 11, 4:27 pm, Sofa King <r...@127.0.0.1> wrote:
>
>> >> no.  no obsession.  i am bisexual, however, so your insinuation that i
>> >> might be homosexual is half-incorrect and poorly chosen.
>>
>> > I don't particularly recall caring.
>>
>> >> my preference is for bisexual females if that makes any sense to you.
>>
>> > See my first comment.
>>
>> >> perhaps if you called me a racist or a "harasser of edmo" i'd be
>> >> offended?
>>
>> > Don't particularly care about what offends you, either.
>>
>> >> better luck next time!
>>
>> > "Better luck" what? Feigning interest?
>>
>> better luck finding a better mean name to pathetically lob at me.
>
> Ah. That's what you meant.
>
> IIRC, I called you a kook.
>
> Once.
>
> Hardly a crime, IMHO.
>
> In addition, after re-reading
> earlier portions of this thread,
> Cujo fingered you as being
> Roberta/Mop Jockey under a new
> 'nym.

because cujo is a drama queen.

>
> That being said, if that's true,
> what makes you think that any name
> I could throw your way is going
> to be any worse than what your
> own rep has got people thinking
> about you?

if that's true then why all of the hard work by you to make a bisexual
person look like a fag? ;]

>
>> >> i'm not anti-vaccine.  i believe that people should be allowed to make
>> >> their own decisions, is all.  i don't remember seeing you in the
>> >> discuaaion. were you lurking or just using a different nym?
>>
>> > There are these things called "email addresses" that
>> > identify who you are, even on Usenet. The fact that my
>> > *headers* changed don't change that. But hey, if you're
>> > still in the dark, look up all posts under
>> > arfiend2...@gmail.com. Eventually, you'lll figure it out.
>>
>> whaddayaknow... so you were in that thread but you couldn't manage to
>> discern my position on vaccination?
>
> I believe I discerned it
> quite accurately. What,
> it seems to add up to is
> this:"we should let people
> die of diseases rendered

allowing some people to not take the vaccine does not make people die of it.
please learn cause and effect.

> preventable by vaccines
> even if we haven't reached
> the stage in genomics
> where we can tailor those
> vaccines to be 99.99%
> free of potential side
> effects". In other words,
> screw 95% of the population
> if even 5% have even a
> *miniscule* chance of
> suffering from even minor
> side effects.

what percentage of the human population on earth do you think has access to
vaccines you pompus windbag?

a few more ain't gonna hurt.

DUUUUUUUUUUH

>
> That's what your argument
> reads like, at least to
> me.

seems you are maybe confusing jenny mccarthy's argument with mine, just like
the waterheads who wanted to put her words in my mouth just because i
believe that nobody should be forced to take any drug or vaccine that they
don't want for themselves or their children.

>
> Care to elaborate on how
> I might be inaccurate, if
> not outright wrong?

see above.

>
>>yeah, i'd brag about that if i were
>> you.
>
> It's not my problem if you write something
> and the meaning is somehow made watery by
> the fact that you can't adequate make
> yourself understood. I actually *read*
> your posts, unlike you.

then you wouldn't have extrapolated some viewpoint i don't have.

i don't think a few more people not taking vaccines is going to do JACK
SHIT. i base this on the fact that humankind existed without vaccines for
way longer than we have with them, and on the fact that it's a fact.

if ALL people had better general health care and diet they would not become
incubators for disease.

>
> Oh, yeah - keep in mind that I didn't
> read all of your responses to Bob. You
> may consider this a fatal flaw in my
> line of reasoning, but there's only
> so many hours of the day; if I had
> to read all of Edmo's word salads
> and then try to make sense of them,
> I'd be averaging about 2 hours of
> sleep a day. The same goes for posts
> that may or may not be direct
> responses to me.

so?

>
>> >>you'd be welcome to share
>> >> your thoughts on forcing people to allow corporations to put their
>> >> chemical cocktails into your kid
>>
>> > I did so, earlier in this thread. You know, that part
>> > of it where you pretty much said it was okay for
>> > a million people to die of a preventable disease
>> > because 5 or so of them *might* have adverse
>> > reactions to a vaccine for that disease?
>>
>> never said that, halfwit.
>
> You strongly imply it. Repeatedly.

do you actually think that a few people not taking a vaccine will make the
other people who took the vaccine sick?

>
> Funny how that works, isn't it?
>
> Oh, and look! You called
> me a name! Bad, *bad* Mop
> Jockey. Amazing how you
> can stoop to the same sort
> of behavior that you dislike
> when it suits your purposes,
> isn't it?

i didn't say i disliked it. if you hadn't snipped out your feeble attempt
at "twying to make me mad" as you project just above, you'd not look like
such a tard.

"Got an obsession with homosexual acts, I see.

I guess it's the only way you can walk away from your
anti-vaccine silliness, such as it was."

now, please explain to me how and when you think i have been "mad" that some
FUCKJACKED SHIT-TARD has called me a name.

>
>>i said that people have a right to refuse
>> vaccinations.  try to distinguish between the two, sometime.  you act
>> like i said to ban vaccinations.  i didn't.
>
> Then why did you say this in an earlier post?:
>
> From Message-Id: <1804644.6...@127.0.0.1>:
>
>>you seem to think that everybody who is not vaccinated will get sick.
>>this
>>is not the case. if people learned to be more sanitary and had socialized
>>preventive medicine at their fingertips, there would be absolutely no need
>>for vaccines.
>
> "No need for vaccines".

"IF"

>
> Boy, that's rich. Name at least
> one industrialized country - *one*
> industrialized country - with
> what can be termed "socialized
> preventive medicine" (read:
> practically everyone except
> the US) that doesn't vaccinate
> for common childhood diseases
> or potential pandemics.


why don't you name one that has completely gotten rid of all of their
dieseases with vaccines? i bet it isn't one in which poor people are left
to get diseases in the gutter like rats.

>
> If you're not advocating the
> banning of vaccination via
> the old "no need"/redundancy
> argument, I'd like to know
> what exact point you *were*
> getting to.

holy fuck you are retarded. you can't see a hypothetical up there?

>
> Orac, unsurprisingly, has a much better
> answer to this on his blog than I could
> write:
>
>
http://scienceblogs.com/insolence/2009/06/the_ethics_of_vaccine_refusal_vaccine_re.php#more
>
>> > Yeah, I'm familiar with this thread.
>>
>> i beg to disagree.
>
> Beg all you want; tt doesn't take
> away from the fact that you're coming
> off as a broken record about people
> not possessing reading comprehension
> skills that *you* don't seem to have
> much use for, either.

spare me. could you be any more intentionally obtuse in your comprehension?

>
>> > And you.
>>
>> > Nice to know you're still playing stupid.
>>
>> no, i'm playing idontgiveafuck.  ever heard of it?
>
> Nah. You're playing "troll".

oh i am? i thought that to be a good torll you have to call someone a "fag"
and try to accuse them of leaving a thread.

MY BAD

>
> The fact that you're responding
> to this thread indicates that
> either you *do* give a fuck, or
> that you think you're cunning
> enough to adequate pretend you
> do.

i thought i WASN'T responding in this thread any more?

can you please make up my mind for me?

>
>> likely, i ignored your posts because you were just poasthumping some
>> other retard.
>
> But...but I thought you *didn't*
> like calling other people names!

well then you thought wrong, didn't ya skippy?

>
> Oh, okay, I'll play along.
>
> "Poasthumping" isn't a real word, dipshit.

sure is.

>
> There. Satisfied? Part of the club, now?

not really. i dislike clubs and cliques.

>
>> maybe i responded to you, i dunno.
>
> Re-read the thread and find out.

no thanks. i would rather read your goofy replies.

>
> Unless you've got the memory span
> of a goldfish, you should know
> better than this. Or perhaps not.

or, rather perhaps i am usually in between commissioning a supercomputer,
setting up a 12T storage server, or jumping my bike up onto walls, and i
don't really consider usenet to be a very important part of my life.

you seem to be conveying that i would be better off if i were tracking my
responses in the hundreds of threads i comment in, even after they've been
expired on the server i'm using?

>
>> what is important is that you
>> seem to have totally missed my point about that thread.  that people
>> having a fucking choice in matter concerning their lives is more
>> important than imposing something on them.
>
> Then why imply that there's
> "no need" for vaccines if
> all you're arguing about
> are *individual* efforts
> to opt out?

because that was a hypothetical statement based on a world where people ALL
had running fresh water, clean clothing, etc etc. please learn to read!

>
> This undercuts your point about
> how this is all about vaccines
> being forced on people, doesn't
> it? After all, you seem to be
> advocating that people don't
> *need* to be vaccinated; other
> people might disagree with you
> on that, but that's just their
> tough shit, now, isn't it?

on and on and on and on... you called me a broken record?

>
>> >>since you seem to want to change the subject to
>> >> that and away from making fun of troglodytes who make themselves look
>> >> >even dumber chasing around edmo and obviously desperately trying to
>> >> >put words in his mouth.
>>
>> > So you're anti-vaccination *and* Edmo's personal
>> > ass-wiper, to boot. Good.
>>
>> nice to see you'd like to dismiss me by throwing me into the "edmo" pile,
>
> You seem to share a certain level of advanced idiocy with him.

you seem to have nothing else left but to call me a kook and say i'm like
edmo.

>
>> but i'm only anti-dumbshit
>
> Nope. Read my last sentence.
>
>> and i can't help but point it out when i see it.
>> had you noticed the edmo-maniac morons claiming that gasoline fires put
>> themselves out?
>
> If a gas fire ignites and doesn't
> spread to another source of
> combustible fuel, it *does*
> burn itself out.

like the kicked over fuel from the can that edmo mentioned?! that was
already lit?!

my god. you are completely fucking shit stupid.

>
> Nice try at changing the subject,
> BTW. As most trolls go, you're
> learning.

i have no need to "change the subject"... a real torll would have clipped
everything but that just line to "change the subject". not my style.

i'd rather you respond to every point in the thread until you start
obviously snipping what makes you look silly, and then i'll call you out on
it.

>
>> i really couldn't help but throw my comments into the
>> fray, even though i think astrology is a crock of flaming shit
>
> WHOOOOO! You finally made a statement
> I agree with! Here's a kewpie doll.
> Let's continue onward, shall we?

i really don't care what you agree with me about. i also don't have
anything to prove to anybody by having a differing opinion.

i hope this doesn't dismay you.

>
>> and could
>> give a fuck about what edmo does in his private life (unlike some of the
>> retards in this thread/ng).
>
> See, here's where you and Edmo
> have certain...similarities:
>
> If Wollkook didn't constantly
> bring little tidbits about his
> alleged life up *all the fucking
> time* and rave about how great
> and more highly evolved a being
> he is,

now see... i just share things about my personal life like my favorite menu
item at pf changs (vegetarian lettuce wraps)... it's not like i put up a
list of my fears and my daily schedule... well actually my calendars are
mostly all publicly available.

what exactly, do you think people are going to do with all of this
information.

...and also, i don't need to brag about what or who i am. it saddens me
that my statements are sometimes taken as boasting, for that means i'm
dealing with some very low self-esteemed muthafuckas.

for instance: i can jump my bicycle stationary from the rear wheel onto a
2.5 foot ledge after years of trials practice. this is hardly bragging,
you see, as there are people who can do that up onto something 6 feet high.

is that "bragging"? do i deserve a new "kook page" about it? i dunno,
see.. we leave that up to you tards who let words on usenet bother them so
much that they have to retaliate, sometimes in RL (see: netkooks.org).

> posters to this NG *wouldn't
> give a rat's ass about him*. As
> I stated earlier, the only reason
> I bother to respond to any of
> his crap is to be a nuisance
> to a much bigger one.

well then you'll understand why i'll keep responding to you. you'll just
look like more of a nuisance, since i'm not here to "gain" anything. i'm
here to type words and read words.

> If he
> *wasn't* such an incredible
> pain in the ass, no one would
> care about his miserable
> existence.

i'm sure that if he is sane, then he surely takes anything that you have to
say about him on usenet with a grain of salt.

>
>> > The comedy gold never ends with you, does it?
>>
>> actually, it doesn't.  if you ever thought for yourself, you'd notice the
>> valuable comedic relief i provide for the rest of the snickering people
>> watching the AUKtard trainwreck crew figuratively knock the ice cream
>> cones out of the hands of retarded babies.
>
> I suspect you thought that last paragraph
> was actually witty.

yeah, and it was also the fuckin truth. the AUKtards have been seen saying
stupid self-spank things like "it's like shooting fish in a barrel" when
dealing with the people they call "kooks". i can only suspect that this is
the level of mediocrity that they strive their whole lives to achieve.

congrats, tards.

>
> -Chris Krolczyk






==============================================================================
TOPIC: WINNERS! - AUK awards for April/May 2009
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/t/d33ed1f63cc5cba7?hl=en
==============================================================================

== 1 of 6 ==
Date: Mon, Jun 15 2009 2:54 pm
From: Onideus Mad Hatter


On Mon, 15 Jun 2009 17:26:05 -0400, K. A. Cannon
<kca...@insurgent.orgy> wrote:

>metro-golden-meower <metro-gol...@meowdot.org> posted
><046d355cq8nr5t6jh...@4ax.com> in
>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk on Mon, 15 Jun 2009 19:55:39
>+0100:
>>>slap my great big cock across all the retards faces in AUK, after
>>>which I make all them sassy bitches like Whinel suck me off proper and
>>>"pump" my man juice down their wet little throats. They swallow too,
>>>ya know! But then, they're all basically a bunch of fruity whores
>>>over in stAUKer land, so it's not like you'd expect anything less.
>
>The homoeroticism of this poast has me disconcerted.
>It would seem that OMH has a perverse familiarity with certain
>favorite GHEY sexual practices.
>
>Not that there's anything wrong with that.

So you think a woman (or sassy fat bitch in this case) giving a man
head is gay? Wow...what the fuck happened to *YOU* as a child?
== 2 of 6 ==
Date: Mon, Jun 15 2009 3:05 pm
From: lastrade


§ñühw¤£f wrote:
> K. A. Cannon pinched a steaming load of this:
>> metro-golden-meower <metro-gol...@meowdot.org> posted
>> <046d355cq8nr5t6jh...@4ax.com> in
>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk on Mon, 15 Jun 2009 19:55:39
>> +0100:
>>>> slap my great big cock across all the retards faces in AUK, after
>>>> which I make all them sassy bitches like Whinel suck me off proper and
>>>> "pump" my man juice down their wet little throats. They swallow too,
>>>> ya know! But then, they're all basically a bunch of fruity whores
>>>> over in stAUKer land, so it's not like you'd expect anything less.
>>
>> The homoeroticism of this poast has me disconcerted.
>> It would seem that OMH has a perverse familiarity with certain
>> favorite GHEY sexual practices.
>>
>> Not that there's anything wrong with that.
>>
>
> He's obviously the victim of some childhood sexual abuse.
>
> I feel sorry for the poor bastard :(

"I got into werewolves by watching horror movies as a kid. Unfortunately
perhaps, they became an obsession. So when I went off to get an art
degree, naturally, I wound up drawing mostly werewolves. Go figure. I
still play werewolf on the internets with my chat plas cause its teh fun."

So how's the whole glue gun existence going for ya Schultzie?

"I totally took my moms hot glue gun and made a fursuit, plus I can sew"

http://www.snuhwolf.9f.com/

Still think you're a werewolf?

http://www.snuhwolf.9f.com/cgi-bin/i/images/morph.jpg

"Somtimes drawing all the fur takes too long..."

http://www.snuhwolf.9f.com/cgi-bin/i/images/newdwear.jpg

So you just go straight to the erect penis?

Kinda messed up if ya ask me...

But then:

http://books.google.com/books?hl=en&lr=&id=m083hziO2lkC&oi=fnd&pg=PP12&dq=william+schultz+%2B++montana&ots=18AzPV1DCy&sig=Woie22vjVl2yI6L2No2lLv3JDo0#PPP14,M1

Context is always a good thing to look at...




== 3 of 6 ==
Date: Mon, Jun 15 2009 3:09 pm
From: Enos Penvy


On Jun 15, 2:20 am, Onideus Mad Hatter <use...@backwater-
productions.net> wrote:
> On Sun, 14 Jun 2009 21:03:25 -0700 (PDT), Pat Magroyne
>
>
>
>
>
> <patmagro...@null.net> wrote:
> >On Jun 14, 3:35 pm, Onideus Mad Hatter <use...@backwater-
> >productions.net> wrote:
> >> On Sun, 14 Jun 2009 12:21:05 -0700 (PDT), Pat Magroyne
>
> >You appear to be a child with delusions of adequacy.
>
> I probably look like a child to you

Oh, honey.

Do you actually think I can SEE you?

Poor thing.




== 4 of 6 ==
Date: Mon, Jun 15 2009 3:10 pm
From: Emo Haircut


Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
> On Sun, 14 Jun 2009 14:12:21 -0600, Emo Haircut
> <hairc...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> Shocking China Blue/Venus wrote:
>>> In article <6oea35pg8n70n12fv...@4ax.com>,
>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <use...@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>
>>>>> I love cock and man juice, like my mom, the fruity whore.
>>>> Your mother's a slut, isn't she?
>>> Onideus Mad Hatter for VILLAGE PUMP AWARD
>> Is that a recurring award?
>>
>> If so, seconded, cause without fag lames, "your mother", and
>> post-editing, this kid is nuthin but sig.
>
> Only for you, Dipshit...

>
> ...and only because he's too damn stupid to figure out that he's
> wasting his entire weekend entertaining a Usenet bot. LOL

****
I actively utilize backbuilding tactics. Basically replying to posts a
they come in, but rather than sending them off right away I save them
all up over the course of a week or so and then slam you all at once.
It's very effective in keeping you feeling defeated and unable to contend
****

Is BOT some sort of acronym?

Boring Oedipus Tantrum?



--
Are we everything we wanted?





== 5 of 6 ==
Date: Mon, Jun 15 2009 3:12 pm
From: Onideus Mad Hatter


On Mon, 15 Jun 2009 22:31:38 +0100, "{T h ë M u n t d r ë g g ë r}"
<Mu...@WhoopingWookeys.com> wrote:

>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>> On Mon, 15 Jun 2009 20:41:21 +0100, "{T h ? u n t d r ? g ?}"
>Kewl denial, but there's really no need. Keep boning away on the 87 year old
>corpse by all means lol.

So did you haet your DEAD mother, or do you just like bringing up your
DEAD mother in random, volatile conversations on Usenet so people will
"attack" her and let you play out some sick, twisted little butter
troll form of self-pity, loathing and attempted victimization?

Then again maybe it's a sense of guilt...or shame perhaps, are you
trying to "punish" yourself by bringing up your DEAD mother in random
volatile conversations on Usenet, in the hopes that someone will be
able to use it to stab really hard right into yer messed up little
emotions?

>> I've got some pr0n pictures of her if you wanna see! Do ya? Do you
>> want to see some pictures of your naked mothered being all slutty and
>> whorish? Yeah, I bet you do, huh you sick fuck?

>Nah corpses in diapers seem more your bag lol.

So how long was your DEAD mother in diapers? That must have been
~real~ embarrassing, your DEAD mother shitting all over herself
uncontrollably right out in public...tsch, tsch, tsch...then again
maybe it was a "family" thing, huh? Is yer whole family just a bunch
of gawd damn, inbred, oakey, jackass, pants shitters?
== 6 of 6 ==
Date: Mon, Jun 15 2009 3:11 pm
From: Emo Haircut


Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:


> yer mom


--
Are we everything we wanted?






==============================================================================
TOPIC: Scott Salberg, the fag w/AIDS queer lisps" Bob is obsessed with AUK"
LOL!!!
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/t/ce38a8c52387998b?hl=en
==============================================================================

== 1 of 2 ==
Date: Mon, Jun 15 2009 2:50 pm
From: Usenet Legends bobandcarole


Enos Penvy wrote:
> On Jun 15, 5:41 pm, Usenet Legends bobandcarole
> <bobandcarole1...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > Lamey wrote:
> > > "Pat Magroyne" <patmagro...@null.net> wrote in message
> > >news:7ee4c12f-4608-48ff...@v35g2000pro.googlegroups.com...
> > > On Jun 14, 12:25 pm, Beavis Christ <beavischr...@budweiser.com> wrote:
> > > > =?EUC-KR?Q?Usenet_Legends_bobandcarole_=A2=C0?= wrote:
> > > > > Beavis Christ wrote:
> > > > > > Pat Magroyne wrote:
> >
> > > > > > > From the FNVW:
> >
> > > > > > > KOOK OF THE MONTH
> > > > > > > 14 Bill Jillians/"<p>sychotic <c>hicken"
> > > > > > > 11 Bobandcarole
> > > > > > > 5 % (pers...@gmail.com)
> >
> > > > > > Bill Jillian is one of my socks, so I'll accept the award.
> >
> > > > > WHAT??? You mean.....you actually WANT IT?? My
> > > > > God man, according to the latest salberg screed nobody could
> > > > > want a k00k award!! :-))
> >
> > > > > Ya got a new tagline, ya lucky stiff. Looks like yez caused larters
> > > > > dick ta go limp more than once in da process. Kudos!...
> >
> > > > Indeed! (Pssst: I ain't *really* Bill Jillian, but wtf, I'm stealin' the
> > > > award anyway! :-)
> >
> > > And you should be commended for that, Mr. Christ!  See, the awards
> > > aren't quite as scary as Blobby makes them out to be.  Watching him
> > > foam after he's been nominated is fun for all of usenet!
> >
> > > Example:  "I don't care about kook awards!"  "I don't care about kook
> > > awards!"  "I don't care about kook awards!"  "I don't care about kook
> > > awards!"  "I don't care about kook awards!"  "I don't care about kook
> > > awards!"  "I don't care about kook awards!"  "I don't care about kook
> > > awards!"  "I don't care about kook awards!"  "I don't care about kook
> > > awards!"  "I don't care about kook awards!"  "I don't care about kook
> > > awards!"  "I don't care about kook awards!"  "I don't care about kook
> > > awards!"  "I don't care about kook awards!"  "I don't care about kook
> > > awards!"  "I don't care about kook awards!"  "I don't care about kook
> > > awards!"  "I don't care about kook awards!"  "I don't care about kook
> > > awards!"  "I don't care about kook awards!"  "I don't care about kook
> > > awards!"  "I don't care about kook awards!"  "I don't care about kook
> > > awards!"  "I don't care about kook awards!"  "I don't care about kook
> > > awards!"  "I don't care about kook awards!"  "I don't care about kook
> > > awards!"  "I don't care about kook awards!"  "I don't care about kook
> > > awards!"  "I don't care about kook awards!"  "I don't care about kook
> > > awards!"  "I don't care about kook awards!"  "I don't care about kook
> > > awards!"  "I don't care about kook awards!"  "I don't care about kook
> > > awards!"  "I don't care about kook awards!"  "I don't care about kook
> > > awards!"  "I don't care about kook awards!"  "I don't care about kook
> > > awards!"  "I don't care about kook awards!"  "I don't care about kook
> > > awards!"  "I don't care about kook awards!"  "I don't care about kook
> > > awards!"  "I don't care about kook awards!"  "I don't care about kook
> > > awards!"
> >
> > > LOL!
> >
> > > Nice backpedal, It was you who thought you were teasing him with such
> > > awards. Get a life cupcake.
> >
> > Indeed. Ya know, many people on usenet throw the retard insult around
> > daily and chances are the person[s] in question aren't actually
> > retarded.
> > In scott salbergs case I TRULY believe there's something wrong with
> > his mind. He rants and raves about this AUK nonsense 24/7

Let's see what the rest have to say, faggot :-)
\
BTW, I said ya have AIDS, care to screed about it again??
"Publicity is publicity, good or bad it's STILL publicity"~Alice
Cooper

"You're a fucking TROLL"__fucktard Ginsberg of asl is bitten on the
ass by a tard bug and implodes beautifully.

"Stick that up your ass and smoke it"__Scott Allen Salbergs anal
obsession, {the one he projects on everyone} What would Sigmund
say?

#1 pedophile hunter: The Wikisposure Project.

#5 Ruiner of usenet.

2 second place "you got under my skin" awards: auk




== 2 of 2 ==
Date: Mon, Jun 15 2009 3:05 pm
From: Enos Penvy


On Jun 15, 5:50 pm, Usenet Legends bobandcarole
<bobandcarole1...@gmail.com> wrote:
> Enos Penvy wrote:
> > On Jun 15, 5:41 pm, Usenet Legends bobandcarole
> > <bobandcarole1...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > > Lamey wrote:
> > > > "Pat Magroyne" <patmagro...@null.net> wrote in message
> > > >news:7ee4c12f-4608-48ff...@v35g2000pro.googlegroups.com...
> > > > On Jun 14, 12:25 pm, Beavis Christ <beavischr...@budweiser.com> wrote:
> > > > > =?EUC-KR?Q?Usenet_Legends_bobandcarole_=A2=C0?= wrote:
> > > > > > Beavis Christ wrote:
> > > > > > > Pat Magroyne wrote:
>
> > > > > > > > From the FNVW:
>
> > > > > > > > KOOK OF THE MONTH
> > > > > > > > 14 Bill Jillians/"<p>sychotic <c>hicken"
> > > > > > > > 11 Bobandcarole
> > > > > > > > 5 % (pers...@gmail.com)
>
> > > > > > > Bill Jillian is one of my socks, so I'll accept the award.
>
> > > > > > WHAT??? You mean.....you actually WANT IT?? My
> > > > > > God man, according to the latest salberg screed nobody could
> > > > > > want a k00k award!! :-))
>
> > > > > > Ya got a new tagline, ya lucky stiff. Looks like yez caused larters
> > > > > > dick ta go limp more than once in da process. Kudos!...
>
> > > > > Indeed! (Pssst: I ain't *really* Bill Jillian, but wtf, I'm stealin' the
> > > > > award anyway! :-)
>
> > > > And you should be commended for that, Mr. Christ!  See, the awards
> > > > aren't quite as scary as Blobby makes them out to be.  Watching him
> > > > foam after he's been nominated is fun for all of usenet!
>
> > > > Example:  "I don't care about kook awards!"  "I don't care about kook
> > > > awards!"  "I don't care about kook awards!"  "I don't care about kook
> > > > awards!"  "I don't care about kook awards!"  "I don't care about kook
> > > > awards!"  "I don't care about kook awards!"  "I don't care about kook
> > > > awards!"  "I don't care about kook awards!"  "I don't care about kook
> > > > awards!"  "I don't care about kook awards!"  "I don't care about kook
> > > > awards!"  "I don't care about kook awards!"  "I don't care about kook
> > > > awards!"  "I don't care about kook awards!"  "I don't care about kook
> > > > awards!"  "I don't care about kook awards!"  "I don't care about kook
> > > > awards!"  "I don't care about kook awards!"  "I don't care about kook
> > > > awards!"  "I don't care about kook awards!"  "I don't care about kook
> > > > awards!"  "I don't care about kook awards!"  "I don't care about kook
> > > > awards!"  "I don't care about kook awards!"  "I don't care about kook
> > > > awards!"  "I don't care about kook awards!"  "I don't care about kook
> > > > awards!"  "I don't care about kook awards!"  "I don't care about kook
> > > > awards!"  "I don't care about kook awards!"  "I don't care about kook
> > > > awards!"  "I don't care about kook awards!"  "I don't care about kook
> > > > awards!"  "I don't care about kook awards!"  "I don't care about kook
> > > > awards!"  "I don't care about kook awards!"  "I don't care about kook
> > > > awards!"  "I don't care about kook awards!"  "I don't care about kook
> > > > awards!"  "I don't care about kook awards!"  "I don't care about kook
> > > > awards!"  "I don't care about kook awards!"  "I don't care about kook
> > > > awards!"  "I don't care about kook awards!"  "I don't care about kook
> > > > awards!"
>
> > > > LOL!
>
> > > > Nice backpedal, It was you who thought you were teasing him with such
> > > > awards. Get a life cupcake.
>
> > > Indeed. Ya know, many people on usenet throw the retard insult around
> > > daily and chances are the person[s] in question aren't actually
> > > retarded.
> > > In scott salbergs case I TRULY believe there's something wrong with
> > > his mind. He rants and raves about this AUK nonsense 24/7
>
> Let's see what the rest have to say, faggot :-)
> \
> BTW, I said ya have AIDS, care to screed about it again??

Only to tell you once again that I don't have HIV or AIDS.

And to remind you that your whore of a wife has a "juicy shaved pussy
that squirts".

:^)





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TOPIC: Blobby's blobsessions: pedophilia, homosexuality, "juicy shaved pussy
that squirts", and AUK awards
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/t/0aada6db335c420b?hl=en
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== 1 of 2 ==
Date: Mon, Jun 15 2009 2:53 pm
From: Enos Penvy


On Jun 15, 5:46 pm, Usenet Legends bobandcarole
<bobandcarole1...@gmail.com> wrote:
> Enos Penvy wrote:
> > On Jun 15, 5:22 pm, Usenet Legends bobandcarole
> > <bobandcarole1...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > > Enos Penvy wrote:
> > > > On Jun 15, 4:18 pm, Laurence Taylor <see-head...@nospam.plus.com>
> > > > wrote:
> > > > > Brandon D Cartwright wrote:
> > > > > >> Newsgroups: alt.support.boy-lovers
> > > > > >> Subject: Get back on track > Remembering the past > paperboy
>
> > > > > > It would be nice to think he had been tracked and was in the cage
> > > > > > where he belongs..
>
> > > > > I agree. This person posted a number of similar messages, all
> > > > > anonymously; it was widely thought to be Bob or one of his cronies.
>
> > > > The writing looks more like that of one Brandon D Cartwright
> > > > (terrified anonymous pussy poster), than of the morbidly obese,
> > > > adulterous bisexual group-sex fatties-only-fuckfest fan Blobby and his
> > > > slut-monkey of a pig-wife Carole.
>
> > > Talking to your friend, felchy?
>
> > No, talking to YOU, pig-man.
>
> You were talking to pedophile 'lecher laurence taylor'.

Honey, let me explain something to you.

If I'm talking to or about a pedophile, I know that you're going to be
right there. You're blobsessed with pedophilia, just as you are
blobsessed about homosexuality, "juicy shaved pussy that squirts", and
AUK awards.




== 2 of 2 ==
Date: Mon, Jun 15 2009 2:54 pm
From: Enos Penvy


On Jun 15, 5:50 pm, Brandon D Cartwright <u...@example.net> wrote:
> On Mon, 15 Jun 2009 20:18:42 +0000, Laurence Taylor
>
> <see-head...@nospam.plus.com> wrote:
> >Brandon D Cartwright wrote:
>
> >>> Newsgroups: alt.support.boy-lovers
> >>> Subject: Get back on track > Remembering the past > paperboy
>
> >> It would be nice to think he had been tracked and was in the cage
> >> where he belongs..
>
> >I agree. This person posted a number of similar messages, all
> >anonymously; it was widely thought to be Bob or one of his cronies.
>
> Do  you mean the pedophiles thought it was an anti trying to discredit
> the group?
>
> Looking at the thread on Google I don't see any criticism  from them
> of the sentiments expressed by this piece of garbage..

Including criticism from YOU, ya perv!





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TOPIC: OT
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/t/d0215e63401ecc69?hl=en
==============================================================================

== 1 of 7 ==
Date: Mon, Jun 15 2009 2:54 pm
From: Seamus MacRae


Hu Flung Dung wrote:
> Seamus MacRae, ye slow-witted beetle-head, what strange fish hath made
> his meal on thee, ye frothed

I am none of those things. I am merely Seamus MacRae.

>> Bob Larter wrote:
>>> Seamus MacRae wrote:
>>>> I have objection to being subjected, without consent, to what
>>>> amounts to a public smear campaign.
>>> Again, too bad.
>> I recommend you read up on libel law. Not only publicly smearing
>> someone, but actually orchestrating a multi-participant smear
>> *campaign* in print against someone, has got to be actionable.
>>
>> Leaving evidence of intent and the documents planning said campaign
>> all over Google Groups's archive might also net you a nomination of
>> your own, and if you win, a free all-expenses-paid appearance on America's
>> Dumbest Criminals.
>
> Oh dear.

Yes, indeedy, it is not looking good for Bob now. And that
clearly-fraudulent voting campaign, where he had a clear conflict of
interest and should have stepped down!




== 2 of 7 ==
Date: Mon, Jun 15 2009 2:56 pm
From: Seamus MacRae


Bob Larter wrote:
> Hu Flung Dung wrote:
>> Seamus MacRae, ye slow-witted beetle-head, what strange fish hath made
>> his meal on thee, ye frothed

I am none of those things; I am just Seamus MacRae.

>>> Leaving evidence of intent and the documents planning said campaign
>>> all over Google Groups's archive might also net you a nomination of
>>> your own, and if you win, a free all-expenses-paid appearance on
>>> America's
>>> Dumbest Criminals.
>>
>> Oh dear.
>
> I just wish I could be a fly on the wall in his lawyer's office. That
> would be some serious entertainment.

That would be a clear violation of anti-eavesdropping laws and
attorney-client privilege, not to mention you'd be trespassing. You'd
probably automatically lose if you did something like that, hide in or
bug my lawyer's office, and got caught.

And now that you've mentioned it here, the odds of your being caught if
you do try a stunt like that just show up astronomically.

>>> Furthermore, your explicit refusal to cease your libel campaign has
>>> been forwarded to my attorney. Have a nice day and see you in court.
>
> *snicker*

I am not amused.




== 3 of 7 ==
Date: Mon, Jun 15 2009 2:57 pm
From: Seamus MacRae


Hu Flung Dung wrote:
> Bob Larter, ye nauseating fickle changeling, thou art deformed, crooked,
> old and sere, ill-faced, worse bodied, shapeless everywhere, vicious,
> ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind, stigmatical in making, worse in mind,
> ye orated:
>> Hu Flung Dung wrote:
>>> Seamus MacRae, ye slow-witted beetle-head, what strange fish hath
>>> made his meal on thee, ye frothed

I am none of those things; I am just Seamus MacRae.

>>>> Furthermore, your explicit refusal to cease your libel campaign has
>>>> been forwarded to my attorney. Have a nice day and see you in court.
>> *snicker*
>
> It's Novins in drag.

I am not.




== 4 of 7 ==
Date: Mon, Jun 15 2009 2:57 pm
From: Shocking China Blue/Venus


In article <1j1dir1.175u8av4jy8jkN%sn...@spambin.fsnet.co.uk>,
sn...@spambin.fsnet.co.uk (Sn!pe) wrote:

> You are in error, believe me. By the way, I wish you'd try to be just a
> little more amusing in your ripostes, Séamus, you're coming over as a
> really dull fellow; you have a huge crowd here, entertain us.
>
> --
> Sn!pe ^Ï^ <http://snipeco.ath.cx/>
>
> Gordon, my pet rock, is quite bored.

You need a sticker for your car window: pet rock on bored.

--
Damn the living - It's a lovely life. I'm whoever you want me to be,
Silver silverware - Where is the love? Reverend.
Oval swimming pool - Where is the love? At least I can stay in character.
Damn the living - It's a lovely life. mmmm lemon yogurt




== 5 of 7 ==
Date: Mon, Jun 15 2009 2:58 pm
From: Seamus MacRae


Bob Larter wrote:
> Hu Flung Dung wrote:
>> Bob Larter, ye nauseating fickle changeling, thou art deformed, crooked,
>> old and sere, ill-faced, worse bodied, shapeless everywhere, vicious,
>> ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind, stigmatical in making, worse in mind,
>> ye orated:
>>> Hu Flung Dung wrote:
>>>> Seamus MacRae, ye slow-witted beetle-head, what strange fish hath
>>>> made his meal on thee, ye frothed

I am none of those things. I am just Seamus MacRae.

>>>>> Furthermore, your explicit refusal to cease your libel campaign has
>>>>> been forwarded to my attorney. Have a nice day and see you in court.
>>> *snicker*
>>
>> It's Novins in drag.

I am not.

> His acceptance speeches have been getting better every day.

That's a rather remarkable claim, considering that they do not exist.




== 6 of 7 ==
Date: Mon, Jun 15 2009 2:59 pm
From: Seamus MacRae


Hu Flung Dung wrote:
> Bob Larter, ye bloodshot religious in it, thy mother's name is ominous
> to children, ye creaked:
>> Hu Flung Dung wrote:
>>> Bob Larter, ye nauseating fickle changeling, thou art deformed,
>>> crooked, old and sere, ill-faced, worse bodied, shapeless
>>> everywhere, vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind, stigmatical
>>> in making, worse in mind, ye orated:
>>>> Hu Flung Dung wrote:
>>>>> Seamus MacRae, ye slow-witted beetle-head, what strange fish hath
>>>>> made his meal on thee, ye frothed

I am none of those things; I am just Seamus MacRae.

>>>>>> Furthermore, your explicit refusal to cease your libel campaign
>>>>>> has been forwarded to my attorney. Have a nice day and see you in
>>>>>> court.
>>> It's Novins in drag.

I am not.

>> His acceptance speeches have been getting better every day.

They do not exist, so this statement is ludicrous.

> Better? I'd say excessively verbose, old mate.

That which does not exist cannot possibly be excessively verbose.

>> I can barely imagine how he's likely to react to the ballot, or
>> even better, a win.
>
> Hire a HAZMAT suit. The froth will be nostril deep...

I do not froth.




== 7 of 7 ==
Date: Mon, Jun 15 2009 3:00 pm
From: Seamus MacRae


Bob Larter wrote:
> Hu Flung Dung wrote:
>> Bob Larter, ye bloodshot religious in it, thy mother's name is ominous
>> to children, ye creaked:
>>> Hu Flung Dung wrote:
>>>> Bob Larter, ye nauseating fickle changeling, thou art deformed,
>>>> crooked, old and sere, ill-faced, worse bodied, shapeless
>>>> everywhere, vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind, stigmatical
>>>> in making, worse in mind, ye orated:
>>>>> Hu Flung Dung wrote:
>>>>>> Seamus MacRae, ye slow-witted beetle-head, what strange fish hath
>>>>>> made his meal on thee, ye frothed

I am none of those things. I am just Seamus MacRae.

>>>>>>> Furthermore, your explicit refusal to cease your libel campaign
>>>>>>> has been forwarded to my attorney. Have a nice day and see you in
>>>>>>> court.
>>>> It's Novins in drag.

I am not.

>>> His acceptance speeches have been getting better every day.
>>
>> Better? I'd say excessively verbose, old mate.
>
> Yes, it's beautiful.

Since the objects of which you speak do not exist, I can only assume
that you have both been consuming the wrong kinds of mushrooms.

>>> I can barely imagine how he's likely to react to the ballot, or
>>> even better, a win.
>>
>> Hire a HAZMAT suit. The froth will be nostril deep...
>>
>> ...at least.
>
> We'll need a fleet of wet'n'dry vac's for the tally room.

I do not froth.





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TOPIC: Oedipus Text Wall Summary
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/t/f0a50b5d9dabfd16?hl=en
==============================================================================

== 1 of 2 ==
Date: Mon, Jun 15 2009 2:58 pm
From: §ñühw¤£f


Onideus Mad Hatter pinched a steaming load of this:
> On Mon, 15 Jun 2009 09:31:04 -0500, §ñühw¤£f <snuh...@netscape.net>
> wrote:
>
>> Emo Haircut <hairc...@gmail.com> pinched out a steaming pile
>> of<2t0hqp....@news.alt.net>:
>>
>>> ?? wrote:
>>>
>>>>> The reference went on over yer head, unsurprisingly. Anyone want
>> to
>>>>> help the kid out here?
>>>>>
>>>> So much for your claims of an army of "friends" to back you up,
>> kook.
>>> Yeah, at first it was a clone army, now he's claiming to use the
>> highly
>>> advanced technique of saving posts as drafts, and then posting them
>> all
>>> at once.
>>>
>> Its harder to remember a lie...
>
> It's ~real~ hard to follow along with complex posts when you have such
> an incredibly short attention span...well, there's that and then of
> course there's the fact that you're basically tripping balls retarded
> every gawd damn day of the week.
>
> It is sort of funny though, how dipshits like Spergs here will take
> one long, coherent, easily explained concept posted to my fans and
> those that enjoy reading my posts...but then rather than having the
> ability to take it all in as one chunk of data, well their minds are
> just too simple to handle it, so upon "reading" (skimming) the post,
> they basically break the concept down into smaller parts, preferably
> with as many monosyllabic words as possible, so that their feeble,
> deficient little pea brain can register it. This of course creates
> much lulz later on since it means that pretty much every last bit of
> "knowledge" they posses is in fact, yup, that's right, an OUT OF
> CONTEXT lame. LOL
>
> The other fun fact is that the "skimming" they do...yeah, not really
> by choice. Basically anything larger than a disyllabic word will be
> skipped over, simply because they get too frustrated at having to
> "sound out" such "BIG" words. *snicker*
>

Wrong as usual, dimmy. If your poasts contained insight that was
semi-fresh, peeps might be arsed to read it.
You're a bloviating dullard. And I'm being generous here.
FYI
HTH
HAND
== 2 of 2 ==
Date: Mon, Jun 15 2009 3:11 pm
From: Emo Haircut


§ñühw¤£f wrote:
> Emo Haircut <hairc...@gmail.com> pinched out a steaming pile
> of<2t0hqp....@news.alt.net>:
>
>> §ñühw¤£f wrote:
>>
>>>> The reference went on over yer head, unsurprisingly. Anyone want
> to
>>>> help the kid out here?
>>>>
>>> So much for your claims of an army of "friends" to back you up,
> kook.
>> Yeah, at first it was a clone army, now he's claiming to use the
> highly
>> advanced technique of saving posts as drafts, and then posting them
> all
>> at once.
>>
> Its harder to remember a lie...

***
I actively utilize backbuilding tactics. Basically replying to posts a
they come in, but rather than sending them off right away I save them
all up over the course of a week or so and then slam you all at once.
It's very effective in keeping you feeling defeated and unable to contend
*****

I'd love to hear this wanker describe himself taking a piss:

"I utilize a penile waste evacuation system, which has been miniaturized
to better fit in my overtight trousers (I'm a bit husky)"




--
Are we everything we wanted?






==============================================================================
TOPIC: The suspense is KILLING me!!!!
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/t/5ca7bbea11ff5f2b?hl=en
==============================================================================

== 1 of 2 ==
Date: Mon, Jun 15 2009 3:01 pm
From: §ñühw¤£f


Gregory Hall pinched a steaming load of this:
> "§ñühw¤£f" <snuh...@netscape.net> wrote in message
> news:RpKdnVIH_LrvxKvX...@centurytel.net...
>> Gregory Hall <greg...@home.fake> pinched out a steaming pile
>> of<2t0th1....@news.alt.net>:
>>> The important difference is "Atlas Bugged" is a fictitious character
>> and
>>> fictitious characters can't prove libel or defamation.
>>
>> Wow, you finally got one right Gweggsy.
>
>
> Nice poast edit, dweeb!
>
I took your assertion to its logical consequence.
Whats sauce for the goose...
== 2 of 2 ==
Date: Mon, Jun 15 2009 3:09 pm
From: §ñühw¤£f


Meat Plow pinched a steaming load of this:
> On Sun, 14 Jun 2009 18:19:23 +0000 (UTC),
> _@Jeff_Relf.Seattle.inValidwrote:
>
>> ?What killed David Carradine ?
>
> auto-erotic asphyxia?

Or a carefully crafted simulation of it...


--


www.snuhwolf.9f.com | http://www.eyeonpalin.org
TOPIC: Doctor Murdered in His Own Church - Reich Wing Spasms Violence Again
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/t/50036ac2df53a4f5?hl=en
==============================================================================

== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Mon, Jun 15 2009 3:06 pm
From: §ñühw¤£f


Deucalion pinched a steaming load of this:
> On Mon, 15 Jun 2009 09:41:06 -0500, §ñühw¤£f <snuh...@netscape.net>
> wrote:
>
>> Deucalion <som...@nowhere.net> pinched out a steaming pile
>> of<pdkc35lnqu0e4s15q...@4ax.com>:
>>
>>> On Mon, 15 Jun 2009 00:08:00 -0700, Gunner Asch
>>> <gun...@NOSPAMlightspeed.net> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Sun, 31 May 2009 13:50:47 -0700 (PDT), "Jack G."
>>>> <jgra...@pioneernet.net> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>> - Show quoted text -
>>>>> When you push people too far this is what will happen.
>>>>> There will be more shootings and more liberals will get their
>> knickers
>>>>> in a knot.
>>>>> This is the start of a long hot Summer and the right wing nut cases
>>>>> have
>>>>> their target lists.
>>>>
>>>> And when its over...alll the Leftwing Extremists will be dead, or in
>>>> flight.
>>>>
>>>> This is a bad thing?
>>> Well yes dummy. That would mean that it would be up to the right
>>> wingers to keep your sorry ass alive. You won't make it if it's up to
>>> people like yourself.
>>>
>> Ironic justice?
>>
>> For all those "gook ears" I bet.
>>
>> ^_^
>
> Him being a fake Buddhist and all, I chalk it up to karma.

Maybe Gummy can convince the Governator to extend his medicaid for
another month.
^_^


--


www.snuhwolf.9f.com | http://www.eyeonpalin.org
TOPIC: VOTE! - AUK awards ballot for April/May 2009
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/t/ecd2ecdd4d2eb867?hl=en
==============================================================================

== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Mon, Jun 15 2009 3:11 pm
From: §ñühw¤£f


Seamus MacRae pinched a steaming load of this:
> Lenny_Nero wrote:
>> Bob Larter said
>>> CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
>>> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>> Seamus MacRae
>
> I'd declined my nomination, so you voted for an ineligible candidate.

Multi-poasting the same identical message constitutes spamming, fyi.

^_^
==============================================================================
TOPIC: The trouble with AUK awards
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/t/75d4af49c928dc44?hl=en
==============================================================================

== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Mon, Jun 15 2009 3:11 pm
From: Emo Haircut


<p>sychotic <c>hicken wrote:
> Pat Magroyne <patma...@null.net> as King Henry V: Though all that I



>> Well, in order to determine that, I guess we'd need to know what
>> exactly you were asking that group and in what context.
>
> Just stuff to get a better picture of the person so I could make better
> suggestions as to how to help them.
>
> That is my side of the story. You already know the other side.

He will, after he reads "Bill's Greatest Hits"

http://groups.google.com/groups/search?hl=en&as_q=&as_epq=Bill%27s+Greatest+Hits&as_oq=&as_eq=&num=10&scoring=&lr=&as_sitesearch=&as_qdr=&as_mind=1&as_minm=1&as_miny=2009&as_maxd=1&as_maxm=1&as_maxy=2009&as_ugroup=&as_usubject=Bill%27s+Greatest+Hits&as_uauthors=&safe=off

http://tinyurl.com/qbn7zj

--
Are we everything we wanted?







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TOPIC: Shame on Denmark
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/t/92fe920a1e89cabb?hl=en
==============================================================================

== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Mon, Jun 15 2009 3:11 pm
From: Emo Haircut


���hw��f wrote:
> Emo Haircut <hairc...@gmail.com> pinched out a steaming pile
> of<2t00rl....@news.alt.net>:
>
>> thanatoid wrote:
>>> Someone in this thread wrote:
>>>
>>>>>>> Herve Villachez is dead and gone. In TV heaven he's
>>>>>>> chatting with Ricardo Montalbon...
>>> It is "Herv� Villechaize" and "Ricardo Montalb�n", you
>>> illiterate fucks.
>> You're a wanker wherever you turn up, Mr Thanatoid.
>>
> He's ever so nice once you get to know him.

Oh, I know him alright.

http://groups.google.com/group/alt.suicide.holiday/msg/1bbc8623e0200dc3?hl=en



--
Are we everything we wanted?

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In article <56f2dedc-0d57-4151-93bf-92ddc58c6442@o5g2000prh.googlegroups.com>,
In article <525054cc-abe7-4a53-8f3e-2d9a86a56204@r37g2000yqd.googlegroups.com>,
 Pat Magroyne <patma...@null.net> wrote:

> I have the mind of a college-educated adult.

Give it back. You're getting your fingerprints all over it.

--
Damn the living - It's a lovely life.           I'm whoever you want me to be,
Silver silverware - Where is the love?                               Reverend.
Oval swimming pool - Where is the love?      At least I can stay in character.
Damn the living - It's a lovely life.                        mmmm lemon yogurt




== 3 of 3 ==
Date: Thurs, Jun 11 2009 4:21 pm
From: Shocking China Blue/Venus  


In article <92beaf19-4c1a-4b44-b03b-aad709067566@y33g2000prg.googlegroups.com>,
 Doc Dice <steven_j...@rocketmail.com> wrote:

> You keep babbling about that mythical "we"_  Myself, Brandon, Mephi,
> Psycho, B&C, Lamey, etc. equals a "we"  WE don't see  anybody but

How many of you have physically distinct bodies?

--
Damn the living - It's a lovely life.           I'm whoever you want me to be,
Silver silverware - Where is the love?                               Reverend.
Oval swimming pool - Where is the love?      At least I can stay in character.
Damn the living - It's a lovely life.                        mmmm lemon yogurt





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TOPIC: Hallway A
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/t/da1f661130a22d3f?hl=en
==============================================================================

== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Thurs, Jun 11 2009 4:06 pm
From: Dave U. Random  


In article <4A3168...@earthlink.net>
Edmond Wollmann <arctur...@earthlink.net> wrote:
>
> arfie...@gmail.com wrote:
> >
> > On Jun 8, 10:31 pm, Edmond Wollmann <arcturian...@earthlink.net>
> > wrote:
> > > Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
> > >
> > > > E H Wollmann Professional Astrologer <acheaopt...@yahoo.com> wrote in
> > > >news:d7a155d1-dfd1-481c-9002-54e8ad1909f0@l12g2000yqo.googlegroups.com:
> > >
> > > > > Free will exists on all levels.
> > >
> > > > Great! Thanks for the update, Pantyhead. I was afraid they might have
> > > > revoked it and I'd not  gotten the memo.
> > >
> > > You're welcome, dildohead.
> >
> > Said like a man communicating at the very top of his
> > "conciousness".
> >
> > *Other* examples of Edmo's rapier wit and intellectual
> > prowess are available at http://www.smbtech.com/ed , as usual.
> >
> > -Chris Krolczyk
>
> "It's better to be a lion for a day than a sheep all your life." Sister
> Elizabeth Kenny

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==============================================================================
TOPIC: Ping Bob Larter
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/t/d52e1c4613ec34f7?hl=en
==============================================================================

== 1 of 5 ==
Date: Thurs, Jun 11 2009 3:52 pm
From: Flash®  


Russell Tavek <restavek...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>On 6/11/09 5:38 PM, in article v9u235h4nukv93l4iekea6cohp8uminl...@4ax.com,
> In news:chine.bleu-FBF30A.12460311062009@mara100-84.onlink.net,
> Shocking China Blue/Venus <chine...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> > In article <79cl31F...@mid.individual.net>,
> > "Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries" <rhonda...@earthling.net> wrote:
> >
> >> In news:chine.bleu-745E08.00155811062009@mara100-84.onlink.net,
> news:chine.bleu-7FFFA0.12461211062009@mara100-84.onlink.net...
> >> >>>> >messagenews:vyD7STCB+xKKFxVb@blueyonder.co.uk...
In article <Xns9C27B9F9B6C29lkajehoriuasldfj...@207.115.33.102>,
 Bluuuue Rajah <Bluuuuue@Rajah.> wrote:

> "Anthony Allende" <all...@socal.rr.com> wrote in
> news:_neYl.18707$jZ1....@flpi144.ffdc.sbc.com:
>
> >
> > "Bluuuue Rajah" <Bluuuuue@Rajah.> wrote in message
> > news:Xns9C27A1128B9DDlkajehoriuasldfjk...@207.115.33.102...
> >> "riverg...@hotmail.com" <riverg...@hotmail.com> wrote in
> >> news:40f3506f-4eac-48c8-adb2-abae2ce5a775
> @w3g2000yqf.googlegroups.com:
> >>
> >>> On Jun 11, 2:19 pm, Taylor <micros...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >>>> Via Twitter:
> >>>>
> >>>> @HarveyLevinTMZ Chastity Bono is having a sex change
> >>>> operation...read about all of it here...http://bit.ly/ikQB7
> >>>>
> >>>> www.Twitter.com/HarveyLevinTMZ
> >>>
> >>> I don't think she really needs one.
> >>
> >> Where's she gonna buy the spare parts?
> >
> > Snap on Tools
>
> I hear they have trucks that drive around.

Is she a lesbian trapped in a woman's body?

--
Damn the living - It's a lovely life.           I'm whoever you want me to be,
Silver silverware - Where is the love?                               Reverend.
Oval swimming pool - Where is the love?      At least I can stay in character.
Damn the living - It's a lovely life.                        mmmm lemon yogurt




== 3 of 3 ==
Date: Thurs, Jun 11 2009 4:30 pm
From: Shocking China Blue/Venus  


In article <abb30d21-6143-421c-b527-73b5f5f89b8d@t16g2000yqi.googlegroups.com>,
 "riverg...@hotmail.com" <riverg...@hotmail.com> wrote:

> On Jun 11, 2:49 pm, Bluuuue Rajah <Bluuuuue@Rajah.> wrote:
> > "rivergirl...@hotmail.com" <rivergirl...@hotmail.com> wrote
> > innews:40f3506f-4eac-48c8-adb2-abae2ce5a775@w3g2000yqf.googlegroups.com:
>news:onbu25hca1h2onugcj1rkpkpbk8dd9of...@4ax.com:
>
>> On Wed, 10 Jun 2009 03:22:48 +0000 (UTC), in the land of
>> 24hoursupport.helpdesk, spooge <spo...@databasix.com> got double
>> secret probation for writing:
>>
>>>Aratzio <a6ah...@sneakemail.com> wrote in
>>>news:iuot251ah8ht79ignfcenppaejhrhdjm...@4ax.com:
>>>
>>>> On Tue, 9 Jun 2009 08:39:16 +0100, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
>>>> "Brian Cryer" <not.here@localhost> got double secret probation for
>>>> writing:
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>"Aratzio" <a6ah...@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>news:2rar25l3aaqbn1bp03hdcvbgk2jo63bt...@4ax.com...
>>>>>> On Mon, 8 Jun 2009 09:41:47 +0100, in the land of
>>>>>> 24hoursupport.helpdesk, "Brian Cryer" <not.here@localhost> got
>>>>>> double secret probation for writing:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>"Bob Larter" <bobby...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>news:h0fmdc$6p9$6@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
>>>>>>>> Brian Cryer wrote:
>>>>>>>>> "Bob Larter" <bobby...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>> news:h04rjn$ok0$5@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
>news:vmbu25h1pgh7636uoanr6m1eg7o0u6g9...@4ax.com:
>
>> On Wed, 10 Jun 2009 03:28:10 +0000 (UTC), in the land of
>> 24hoursupport.helpdesk, spooge <spo...@databasix.com> got double
>> secret probation for writing:
>>
>>>Aratzio <a6ah...@sneakemail.com> wrote in
>>>news:t0pt25pue7atgeim8eoqt9qgargpaa54...@4ax.com:
>>>
>>>> On Tue, 09 Jun 2009 19:01:36 +1000, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
>>>> Bob Larter <bobby...@gmail.com> got double secret probation for
>>>> writing:
>>>>
>>>>>Aratzio wrote:
>>>>>> On Mon, 8 Jun 2009 09:41:47 +0100, in the land of
>>>>>> 24hoursupport.helpdesk, "Brian Cryer" <not.here@localhost> got
>>>>>> double secret probation for writing:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> "Bob Larter" <bobby...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>> news:h0fmdc$6p9$6@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
>>>>>>>> Brian Cryer wrote:
>>>>>>>>> "Bob Larter" <bobby...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>> news:h04rjn$ok0$5@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
>>>>>>>>> <snip>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Please don't feed the trolls.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> If someone is trolling then its best just to ignore their posts
>>>>>>>>> rather than to respond, all you do is encourage them.
>>>>>>>> What's a troll?
>>>>>>> http://everything.explained.at/Troll_(Internet)/
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I don't get it.
>>>>>
>>>>>Me either.
>>>>
>>>> Seems to be an awful lot of unnecessary work when ignoring shit is
>>>> easier.
>>>
>>>I'd probably agree with you if I hadn't ignored his post.
>>
>> What?
>
>Excuse me?

Why?




== 3 of 6 ==
Date: Thurs, Jun 11 2009 4:22 pm
From: Aratzio  


On Thu, 11 Jun 2009 02:37:31 +0000 (UTC), in the land of
alt.usenet.kooks, spooge <spo...@databasix.com> got double secret
probation for writing:

>Aratzio <a6ah...@sneakemail.com> wrote in
>news:robu25tcoocb8uss358keeuliq97tdhd...@4ax.com:
>
>> On Tue, 9 Jun 2009 23:36:01 -0400, in the land of
>> 24hoursupport.helpdesk, Kali <ka...@happy.joy> got double secret
>> probation for writing:
>>
>>>In article <h0l89n$r41$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>,
>>>bobby...@gmail.com says...
>>>>
>>>> Brian Cryer wrote:
>>>> > "Bob Larter" <bobby...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>>> > news:h0fmdc$6p9$6@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
>>>> >> Brian Cryer wrote:
>>>> >>> "Bob Larter" <bobby...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>>> >>> news:h04rjn$ok0$5@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
>>>> >>> <snip>
>>>> >>>
>>>> >>> Please don't feed the trolls.
>>>> >>>
>>>> >>> If someone is trolling then its best just to ignore their posts
>>>> >>> rather than to respond, all you do is encourage them.
>>>> >>
>>>> >> What's a troll?
>>>> >
>>>> > http://everything.explained.at/Troll_(Internet)/
>>>>
>>>> Gosh.
>>>
>>>Are there really trolls on Usenet? How do you recognize them?
>>
>> They look a lot like fuckheads but are not nearly as funny.
>
>But what remains unanswered is: do they stay crunchy in milk?

They get harder with breast milk.




== 4 of 6 ==
Date: Thurs, Jun 11 2009 4:29 pm
From: "Hu Flung Dung"  


Aratzio, ye wenching quondam carpetmonger, thou art a knave, and I will
aggravate thy style, ye wavered:

> On Thu, 11 Jun 2009 02:36:22 +0000 (UTC), in the land of
> alt.usenet.kooks, spooge <spo...@databasix.com> got double secret
> probation for writing:
>
>> Aratzio <a6ah...@sneakemail.com> wrote in
>> news:vmbu25h1pgh7636uoanr6m1eg7o0u6g9...@4ax.com:
>>
>>> On Wed, 10 Jun 2009 03:28:10 +0000 (UTC), in the land of
>>> 24hoursupport.helpdesk, spooge <spo...@databasix.com> got double
>>> secret probation for writing:
>>>
>>>> Aratzio <a6ah...@sneakemail.com> wrote in
>>>> news:t0pt25pue7atgeim8eoqt9qgargpaa54...@4ax.com:
>>>>
>>>>> On Tue, 09 Jun 2009 19:01:36 +1000, in the land of
>>>>> alt.usenet.kooks, Bob Larter <bobby...@gmail.com> got double
>>>>> secret probation for writing:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Aratzio wrote:
>>>>>>> On Mon, 8 Jun 2009 09:41:47 +0100, in the land of
>>>>>>> 24hoursupport.helpdesk, "Brian Cryer" <not.here@localhost> got
>>>>>>> double secret probation for writing:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> "Bob Larter" <bobby...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>> news:h0fmdc$6p9$6@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
>>>>>>>>> Brian Cryer wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> "Bob Larter" <bobby...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>> news:h04rjn$ok0$5@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
>>>>>>>>>> <snip>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Please don't feed the trolls.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> If someone is trolling then its best just to ignore their
>>>>>>>>>> posts rather than to respond, all you do is encourage them.
>>>>>>>>> What's a troll?
>>>>>>>> http://everything.explained.at/Troll_(Internet)/
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I don't get it.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Me either.
>>>>>
>>>>> Seems to be an awful lot of unnecessary work when ignoring shit is
>>>>> easier.
>>>>
>>>> I'd probably agree with you if I hadn't ignored his post.
>>>
>>> What?
>>
>> Excuse me?
>
> Why?

He farted.




== 5 of 6 ==
Date: Thurs, Jun 11 2009 4:35 pm
From: Aratzio  


On Thu, 11 Jun 2009 14:23:58 -0400, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
Kali <ka...@happy.joy> got double secret probation for writing:

>In article <robu25tcoocb8uss358keeuliq97tdh...@4ax.com>, a6ahlyv02
>@sneakemail.com says...
>>
>> On Tue, 9 Jun 2009 23:36:01 -0400, in the land of
>> 24hoursupport.helpdesk, Kali <ka...@happy.joy> got double secret
>> probation for writing:
>>
>> >In article <h0l89n$r41$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>,
>> >bobby...@gmail.com says...
>> >>
>> >> Brian Cryer wrote:
>> >> > "Bob Larter" <bobby...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>> >> > news:h0fmdc$6p9$6@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
>> >> >> Brian Cryer wrote:
>> >> >>> "Bob Larter" <bobby...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>> >> >>> news:h04rjn$ok0$5@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
>> >> >>> <snip>
>> >> >>>
>> >> >>> Please don't feed the trolls.
>> >> >>>
>> >> >>> If someone is trolling then its best just to ignore their posts
>> >> >>> rather than to respond, all you do is encourage them.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> What's a troll?
>> >> >
>> >> > http://everything.explained.at/Troll_(Internet)/
>> >>
>> >> Gosh.
>> >
>> >Are there really trolls on Usenet? How do you recognize them?
>>
>> They look a lot like fuckheads but are not nearly as funny.
>
>Well it's a good thing there aren't any trolls in auk.

What is an AUK?




== 6 of 6 ==
Date: Thurs, Jun 11 2009 4:36 pm
From: Aratzio  


On Thu, 11 Jun 2009 21:09:51 GMT, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks, "Hu
Flung Dung" <inv...@invalid.invalid> got double secret probation for
writing:

>Kali, ye rude-growing knot of damned bloodsuckers, never hung poison on
>a fouler toad, ye protested:
>
>> In article <robu25tcoocb8uss358keeuliq97tdh...@4ax.com>, a6ahlyv02
>> @sneakemail.com says...
>>>
>>> On Tue, 9 Jun 2009 23:36:01 -0400, in the land of
>>> 24hoursupport.helpdesk, Kali <ka...@happy.joy> got double secret
>>> probation for writing:
>>>
>>>> In article <h0l89n$r41$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>,
>>>> bobby...@gmail.com says...
>>>>>
>>>>> Brian Cryer wrote:
>>>>>> "Bob Larter" <bobby...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>> news:h0fmdc$6p9$6@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
>>>>>>> Brian Cryer wrote:
>>>>>>>> "Bob Larter" <bobby...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>> news:h04rjn$ok0$5@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
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