* Whinel Finally Makes A Friend! ...Who Just So Happens To BeAHomo!LOL - 8
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* Lionel Lauer: Befriends A Gay Furry And Loses His Ass Virginity Shortly
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TOPIC: Whinel Finally Makes A Friend! ...Who Just So Happens To BeAHomo!LOL
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/t/f0a50b5d9dabfd16?hl=en
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== 1 of 8 ==
Date: Sun, Jun 14 2009 12:44 pm
From: Onideus Mad Hatter
On Wed, 10 Jun 2009 09:44:16 -0500, §ñühw¤£f <
snuh...@netscape.net>
wrote:
>Onideus Mad Hatter <
use...@backwater-productions.net> pinched out a
>steaming pile of<
c2tt259uqqajmnf2v...@4ax.com>:
>
>>On Tue, 09 Jun 2009 16:41:30 -0600, ?? <
snuh...@yahoo.com>
>>wrote:
>>
>>>Onideus Mad Hatter pinched a steaming load of this:
>>>> On Tue, 09 Jun 2009 09:52:33 -0500, ??
><
snuh...@netscape.net>
>>>> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <
use...@backwater-productions.net> pinched out
>a
>>>>> steaming pile of<
pg7s25ttirn757b4r...@4ax.com>:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Sun, 24 May 2009 09:26:45 -0500, ?? <
snuh...@netscape.net>
>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Bob Larter <
bobby...@gmail.com> pinched out a steaming pile
>>>>>>> of<4a1950d8$
1...@dnews.tpgi.com.au>:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> ?? wrote:
>>>>>>>>> Bob Larter <
bobby...@gmail.com> pinched out a steaming pile
>>>>>>>>> of<
4a17...@dnews.tpgi.com.au>:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> ?? wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> Bob Larter <
bobby...@gmail.com> pinched out a steaming
>pile
>>>>>>>>>>> of<4a150ea4$
1...@dnews.tpgi.com.au>:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> ?? wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 17 May 2009 01:28:40 +1000, Bob Larter
>>>>>>>>>>> <
bobby...@gmail.com>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> How does it feel to not have a single friend in the
>>>>> universe,
>>>>>>>>>>> Hatter?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And no, your Mommy doesn't count.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's pretty fucking sad, how enamored poor Whinel is with
>his
>>>>>>>>>>> little
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "friend" Diaper Wulf. He's never had any friends before,
>so
>>>>>>> this
>>>>>>>>>>> is
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> kind of a new experience for him and he's *REALLY* proud
>of
>>>>> it,
>>>>>>>>> to
>>>>>>>>>>> the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> point where he seems to be running around proudly
>claiming
>>>>> that
>>>>>>>>> *NO
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ONE* else has friends, only *HE* does...after which he
>runs
>>>>>>>>> around
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> slurping up every last post of Diaper Wulf's he can find,
>>>>> *SO*
>>>>>>>>>>> happy
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to have finally made a "friend". LOL
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I guess if you're just socially retarded like he is,
>making a
>>>>>>>>>>> friend
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> is some incredibly monumental achievement unlike anything
>>>>>>>>>>> else...hell
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> it's probably as close as the poor boi is ever even gonna
>get
>>>>>>> to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> having sex. *snicker* What's especially sad of course
>is
>>>>> that
>>>>>>>>>>> this
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> is ONLINE, which leads me to believe that Lionel must
>just
>>>>>>> smell
>>>>>>>>>>> like
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> shit all the time or something, to the point where he
>can't
>>>>>>> even
>>>>>>>>>>> get
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> any human contact at all unless it's online. I mean it's
>one
>>>>>>>>> thing
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> for a sperg to be happy that they finally managed to make
>a
>>>>>>>>> friend
>>>>>>>>>>> in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the real world, but ONLINE...yeah...that's just a whole
>new
>>>>>>> level
>>>>>>>>>>> of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> sad right there.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> But hey, why don't we take a look at Whinel's new friend,
>>>>>>>>>>> DiaperWulf!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Here's his website:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
http://www.snuhwolf.9f.com/
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (archived before he has a chance to pull it out of shame)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ...oh my.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Now, we all know DiaperWulf is a furry, that's not
>exactly a
>>>>>>> big
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> secret. Of course that in and of itself presents an
>oddity
>>>>> in
>>>>>>>>> that
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> furries are, effectively, kooks...and Lionel, the *REAL*
>>>>> Lionel
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wouldn't be caught dead fraternizing with a kook. *nods*
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> But uh...ya notice anything kinda weird on that site?
>Like
>>>>> the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> distinct lack of ~anything~ female? Uh huh, it's *ALL*
>>>>>>>>> male...with
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> LOTS of MALE nudity, with fun messages like:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Just in case you wondered what the backside of a
>werewolf
>>>>>>> looks
>>>>>>>>>>> like"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Somtimes drawing all the fur takes too long..."
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> o_O
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I mean, could this guy ~possibly~ be any more flaming?
>Holy
>>>>>>>>> shit,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> he's practically got rainbows coming out of his ass fur
>fuck
>>>>>>>>> sake!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Honestly DiaperWulf, it's time to come on out of the
>closet.
>>>>>>>>>>> Trying
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to deny it only makes you look like a moron at this
>point.
>>>>> And
>>>>>>>>>>> fess
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> up, you only started replying to *EVERY* last one of
>Lionel's
>>>>>>>>> posts
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and slurping his ass *AFTER* you saw this pic of him:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :
>>>>>>>
>
http://k41.pbase.com/u37/shootin/upload/24049356.RG27_LionelLauer.jpg
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You took one look and got a full on chubby for him,
>>>>> didn'tcha?
>>>>>>>>> Do
>>>>>>>>>>> you
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> think he knows? That you "like him" in that way? LOL,
>it's
>>>>>>> kind
>>>>>>>>>>> of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fucked though, if he doesn't know, with how you're
>leading
>>>>> him
>>>>>>> on
>>>>>>>>>>> and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> so openly flirting with him. If he's not into that, I
>mean
>>>>> if
>>>>>>>>> he's
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> not a homo like you...d00d, yer ~seriously~ gonna wind up
>>>>>>>>>>> embarrassing
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the poor fool...hell you've pretty much done that
>already!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's not gonna take long for it to get around that
>Lionel's
>>>>>>>>>>> "friend"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> is a homo who has the hots for him. *snicker*
>Seriously,
>>>>> he's
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> *NEVER* gonna live *THAT* down! ^__^
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oh noes, I shall nevir poast tue usenet again!!!!!
>>>>>>>>>>>> Gasp! Now I will have to Run Away!!!1!!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Maddie will "win" !!!!!!1111!!!!!
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Thanx for the free publicity. Maybe now the search engines
>>>>> will
>>>>>>>>> pick
>>>>>>>>>>> it up.
>>>>>>>>>>>> It never seems to occur to DiaperBoi that when someone
>posts a
>>>>>>> link
>>>>>>>>> to
>>>>>>>>>>>> their own work, it's a pretty safe bet that they're not
>going
>>>>> to
>>>>>>>>>>>> embarrassed by someone else reposting it.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> The g00gle returns a hit now when I search "snuhwolfs
>artwork"
>>>>>>>>>>> YAy!
>>>>>>>>>> There you go. Who says that DiaperBoi isn't good for
>anything?
>>>>> ;^)
>>>>>>>>> He can add that to his resume and Big Lits O' Clients...
>>>>>>>> DiaperBoi: SEO expert!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Not according to his manager. He can barely police the parking
>lot.
>>>>>> My "manager", eh? And just who is that, DiaperWulf? Is it yer
>mommy?
>>>>>> *nods* I'll bet it is.
>>>>>>
>>>>> Your first poasts in this poasting frenzy are all over wrought and
>>>>> frothy...by the time we get down to these ones (looking at the
>time-
>>>>> stamp) you're calmed down a bit and are into the mommy lames.
>>>>>
>>>>> You have a chemical imballance of some sort, huh?
>>>>>
>>>>> Jus Sayin[tm]
>>>>
>>>> So...let me see if I got this right...you think ~I~ actually made
>over
>>>> ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY POSTS...in the span of 10 minutes?
>>>>
>>>> o_O
>>>>
>>>> ...wow...do you like...*EVER* stop looking stupid? Seriously man,
>yer
>>>> like eating paint chips as a child retarded here nearly every gawd
>>>> damn day of the week...couldn't you just take *ONE* day off?
>>>>
>>>
>>>So admitting to a bot flood is a Good Thing how?
>>>
>>>^_^
>>
>>Who said anything about using bots? LOL
>>
>>I've more than enough clone posters to keep retards liak yourself busy
>>for months on end. `, )
>>
>
>Sure you do.
>
><cough OCD cough>
>
>^_^
Let's keep you thinking that way, shall we?
--
Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.uncensored-inter.net
Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Freedom, true freedom, is nothing more than intellectual advantage over others."
"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."
"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."
"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"
"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."
"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."
"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."
"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
"Those who record history are those who control history."
"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."
"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."
"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"
"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."
"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
== 2 of 8 ==
Date: Sun, Jun 14 2009 12:44 pm
From: Onideus Mad Hatter
On Wed, 10 Jun 2009 18:19:16 +1000, Bob Larter <
bobby...@gmail.com>
wrote:
>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>> On Sun, 24 May 2009 23:47:37 +1000, Bob Larter <
bobby...@gmail.com>
>> wrote:
>>
>>> Emo Haircut wrote:
>>>> Sweetness wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> : > : >>>>>>>> But wait! There's more! If you subscribe now, we'll send
>>>>> : > you a
>>>>> : > : >>>>>>> special
>>>>> : > : >>>>>>>> "Flames of Oedipus" bonus compilation.
>>>>> : > : >>>>>>>>
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>>>>> : > : >>>>>>>>
>>>>> : > : >>>>>>>> And who could forget "Your mother!!"?
>>>>> : > : >>>>>>>>
>>>>> : > : >>>>>>>> This one will bring back memories! "Your mother!!!111!!!"
>>>>> : > : >>>>>>>>
>>>>> : > : >>>>>>> And if you act *right now* you get the "COCKSLAP" remix.
>>>>> : > : >>>>>>>
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>>>>> : > : >>>>>> BUT WAIT!!!! - THERE'S MORE!!!1!!!
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>>>>> : > : >>>>>> If you order online with a major credit card, you'll get
>>>>> your
>>>>> : > very
>>>>> : > : >>> own
>>>>> : > : >>>>>> SMOKING CRATER!1!!!!!!!1!1!
>>>>> : > : >>>>>>
>>>>> : > : >>>>>> (As never seen in AUK.)
>>>>> : > : >>>>>>
>>>>> : > : >>>>> And if you call in the next ten minutes we'll include an
>>>>> : > : >>>>> autographed picture of maddie sporting his enormous MOOBS...*
>>>>> : > : >>>> (*Must provide proof of age, not available in Utah.)
>>>>> : > : >>>>
>>>>> : > : >>> OPERATORS ARE STANDING BY!!!!!!!!111111!!!!!
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>>>>> : > : >> PLUS! - You get a *FREE* diaper! Shit yourself in comfort in you
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>>>>> : > : >>
>>>>> : > : > With Heart Bear[tm] logos!!!!!!!
>>>>> : > :
>>>>> : > : THAT'S RIGHT!!!
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>>>>> : > : <deep breath>
>>>>> : > :
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>>>>> : > Service, a
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>>>>> : > your
>>>>> : > : very own smoking crater (or whatever is left of AUK, supplies
>>>>> : > limited),
>>>>> : > : a certified "Genuine" photo of Oedipus' manboobs (autographed by
>>>>> : > matty
>>>>> : > : himself, not available in Utah or certain counties in Texas), AND a
>>>>> : > free
>>>>> : > : diaper with Heart Bear [tm] logos!!
>>>>> : > :
>>>>> : > : AND_IF_YOU_CALL_RIGHT_NOW.....
>>>>> : > :
>>>>> : > : The diaper comes pre-loaded!!!
>>>>> : > :
>>>>> : > : <drops dead>
>>>>> : >
>>>>> : > Oh no ! WTF did I put my CPR manual !
>>>>> :
>>>>> : It's ok, just put your hands here..... and here.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> <leans over you-starts chest compressions>
>>>> Gah! Waitaminut!
>>>>
>>>> <grunt>
>>>>
>>>> I was only kidding!
>>>>
>>>> <grunt>
>>>>
>>>> I'm fine!
>>>>
>>>> <grunt>
>>>>
>>>> Halp!
>>>>
>>>> <grunt>
>>>>
>>>> Halp me!
>>>>
>>>> <grunt>
>>>>
>>>> When does the..
>>>>
>>>> <grunt>
>>>>
>>>> ..mouth to mouth start?
>>>>
>>>> <grunt>
>>> LOL.
>>
>> LOLLLOLOL
>>
>> Ask him about his "slave niggers" though, that's always a good topic
>> with Lionel!
>
>Really? Are they cute, female "slave niggers"?
How would I know, they're yours, you paid for them, Dipshit.
--
Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.uncensored-inter.net
Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Freedom, true freedom, is nothing more than intellectual advantage over others."
"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."
"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."
"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"
"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."
"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."
"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."
"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
"Those who record history are those who control history."
"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."
"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."
"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"
"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."
"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
== 3 of 8 ==
Date: Sun, Jun 14 2009 12:44 pm
From: Onideus Mad Hatter
On Tue, 09 Jun 2009 09:45:42 -0600, Emo Haircut
<
hairc...@gmail.com> wrote:
> My asshole is really stretched out!
Well now whose fault is that, Dipshit?
--
Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.uncensored-inter.net
Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Freedom, true freedom, is nothing more than intellectual advantage over others."
"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."
"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."
"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"
"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."
"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."
"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."
"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
"Those who record history are those who control history."
"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."
"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."
"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"
"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."
"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
== 4 of 8 ==
Date: Sun, Jun 14 2009 12:44 pm
From: Onideus Mad Hatter
On Tue, 09 Jun 2009 09:40:19 -0600, Emo Haircut
<
hairc...@gmail.com> wrote:
> Use my ass!
Get the fuck away from me you sick pervert!
--
Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.uncensored-inter.net
Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Freedom, true freedom, is nothing more than intellectual advantage over others."
"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."
"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."
"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"
"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."
"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."
"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."
"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
"Those who record history are those who control history."
"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."
"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."
"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"
"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."
"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
== 5 of 8 ==
Date: Sun, Jun 14 2009 12:44 pm
From: Onideus Mad Hatter
On Wed, 10 Jun 2009 10:01:09 -0500, §ñühw¤£f <
snuh...@netscape.net>
wrote:
>Onideus Mad Hatter <
use...@backwater-productions.net> pinched out a
>steaming pile of<
paut25dgjdt5ubpuf...@4ax.com>:
>
>>On Tue, 09 Jun 2009 16:36:13 -0600, ?? <
snuh...@yahoo.com>
>>wrote:
>>
>>>Onideus Mad Hatter pinched a steaming load of this:
>>>> On Tue, 09 Jun 2009 12:07:25 -0600, Emo Haircut
>>>> <
hairc...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>>>> On Tue, 09 Jun 2009 11:56:58 -0600, Emo Haircut
>>>>>> <
hairc...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>>>>>> On Tue, 09 Jun 2009 11:17:07 -0600, Emo Haircut
>>>>>>>> <
hairc...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Fucking him up the ass with a strap-on, eh?
>>>>>>>>>>> What you read in the quoted text above is what actual
>creativity looks
>>>>>>>>>>> like, Oedipus.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Mumbling about butsecks and strap-ons like some giggling
>twelve year old
>>>>>>>>>>> boy, not so much.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> "Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than
>you do."
>>>>>>>>>>> So you should probably delete this from your ginourmous "I
>Love Me" sig,
>>>>>>>>>>> cause it simply aint true. Your shtick is trite, hackneyed.
>Boring.
>>>>>>>>>>> Rick Mather (Tricky-Ricky-With-No-Dicky) was doing that 10
>years ago,
>>>>>>>>>>> and doing it better.
>>>>>>>>>> Be sure and let me know when it requires any more effort to
>keep a
>>>>>>>>>> retard like you frothing with replies, Dumbass. ^__^
>>>>>>>>> You b<WHACK>
>>>>>>>> As fuckin retarded as this kid is I bet he'll even reply to a
>blank
>>>>>>>> post! LOL
>>>>>>> Th<WHACK>
>>>>>
>>>>> "Th<WHACK>
>>>>
>>>> LOL, my little monkey performs on command. ^__^
>>>>
>>>
>>>You're the one following up all his poasts in this thread, maddie.
>>
>>...oh the irony. That projection coming from the homo who has quite
>>literarily attempted to reply to every last one of my flood posts this
>>morning, over a hundred and fifty at that. And then of course we've
>>got Sparkles The Wonder Dipshit here who replied to every last one of
>>those one hundred and fifty fuckin posts with fag lames, of which I
>>probably replied to like...four. LOL You best check yerself there,
>>Edith.
>>
>
>Huh? Whos "Edith"?
>
>^_^
The reference went on over yer head, unsurprisingly. Anyone want to
help the kid out here?
--
Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.uncensored-inter.net
Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Freedom, true freedom, is nothing more than intellectual advantage over others."
"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."
"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."
"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"
"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."
"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."
"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."
"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
"Those who record history are those who control history."
"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."
"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."
"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"
"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."
"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
== 6 of 8 ==
Date: Sun, Jun 14 2009 12:44 pm
From: Onideus Mad Hatter
On Wed, 10 Jun 2009 09:59:52 -0500, §ñühw¤£f <
snuh...@netscape.net>
wrote:
>Onideus Mad Hatter <
use...@backwater-productions.net> pinched out a
>steaming pile of<
9vtt25lc4ndnle8pk...@4ax.com>:
>
>>On Tue, 09 Jun 2009 16:51:39 -0600, ?? <
snuh...@yahoo.com>
>>wrote:
>>
>>>Onideus Mad Hatter pinched a steaming load of this:
>>>> On Tue, 09 Jun 2009 10:24:19 -0500, ??
><
snuh...@netscape.net>
>>>> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <
use...@backwater-productions.net> pinched out
>a
>>>>> steaming pile of<
gq7s25lacbqjgc6d6...@4ax.com>:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Thu, 21 May 2009 11:05:41 -0500, ?? <
snuh...@netscape.net>
>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Bob Larter <
bobby...@gmail.com> pinched out a steaming pile
>>>>>>> of<4a150ea4$
1...@dnews.tpgi.com.au>:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> ?? wrote:
>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 17 May 2009 01:28:40 +1000, Bob Larter
>>>>>>> <
bobby...@gmail.com>
>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> How does it feel to not have a single friend in the
>universe,
>>>>>>> Hatter?
>>>>>>>>>>> And no, your Mommy doesn't count.
>>>>>>>>>> It's pretty fucking sad, how enamored poor Whinel is with his
>>>>>>> little
>>>>>>>>>> "friend" Diaper Wulf. He's never had any friends before, so
>this
>>>>>>> is
>>>>>>>>>> kind of a new experience for him and he's *REALLY* proud of
>it,
>>>>> to
>>>>>>> the
>>>>>>>>>> point where he seems to be running around proudly claiming
>that
>>>>> *NO
>>>>>>>>>> ONE* else has friends, only *HE* does...after which he runs
>>>>> around
>>>>>>>>>> slurping up every last post of Diaper Wulf's he can find,
>*SO*
>>>>>>> happy
>>>>>>>>>> to have finally made a "friend". LOL
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> I guess if you're just socially retarded like he is, making a
>>>>>>> friend
>>>>>>>>>> is some incredibly monumental achievement unlike anything
>>>>>>> else...hell
>>>>>>>>>> it's probably as close as the poor boi is ever even gonna get
>to
>>>>>>>>>> having sex. *snicker* What's especially sad of course is
>that
>>>>>>> this
>>>>>>>>>> is ONLINE, which leads me to believe that Lionel must just
>smell
>>>>>>> like
>>>>>>>>>> shit all the time or something, to the point where he can't
>even
>>>>>>> get
>>>>>>>>>> any human contact at all unless it's online. I mean it's one
>>>>> thing
>>>>>>>>>> for a sperg to be happy that they finally managed to make a
>>>>> friend
>>>>>>> in
>>>>>>>>>> the real world, but ONLINE...yeah...that's just a whole new
>level
>>>>>>> of
>>>>>>>>>> sad right there.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> But hey, why don't we take a look at Whinel's new friend,
>>>>>>> DiaperWulf!
>>>>>>>>>> Here's his website:
>>>>>>>>>>
http://www.snuhwolf.9f.com/
>>>>>>>>>> (archived before he has a chance to pull it out of shame)
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> ...oh my.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Now, we all know DiaperWulf is a furry, that's not exactly a
>big
>>>>>>>>>> secret. Of course that in and of itself presents an oddity
>in
>>>>> that
>>>>>>>>>> furries are, effectively, kooks...and Lionel, the *REAL*
>Lionel
>>>>>>>>>> wouldn't be caught dead fraternizing with a kook. *nods*
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> But uh...ya notice anything kinda weird on that site? Like
>the
>>>>>>>>>> distinct lack of ~anything~ female? Uh huh, it's *ALL*
>>>>> male...with
>>>>>>>>>> LOTS of MALE nudity, with fun messages like:
>>>>>>>>>> "Just in case you wondered what the backside of a werewolf
>looks
>>>>>>> like"
>>>>>>>>>> and:
>>>>>>>>>> "Somtimes drawing all the fur takes too long..."
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> o_O
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> I mean, could this guy ~possibly~ be any more flaming? Holy
>>>>> shit,
>>>>>>>>>> he's practically got rainbows coming out of his ass fur fuck
>>>>> sake!
>>>>>>>>>> Honestly DiaperWulf, it's time to come on out of the closet.
>>>>>>> Trying
>>>>>>>>>> to deny it only makes you look like a moron at this point.
>And
>>>>>>> fess
>>>>>>>>>> up, you only started replying to *EVERY* last one of Lionel's
>>>>> posts
>>>>>>>>>> and slurping his ass *AFTER* you saw this pic of him:
>>>>>>>>>> :
>>>>>>>
>
http://k41.pbase.com/u37/shootin/upload/24049356.RG27_LionelLauer.jpg
>>>>>>>>>> You took one look and got a full on chubby for him,
>didn'tcha?
>>>>> Do
>>>>>>> you
>>>>>>>>>> think he knows? That you "like him" in that way? LOL, it's
>kind
>>>>>>> of
>>>>>>>>>> fucked though, if he doesn't know, with how you're leading
>him on
>>>>>>> and
>>>>>>>>>> so openly flirting with him. If he's not into that, I mean
>if
>>>>> he's
>>>>>>>>>> not a homo like you...d00d, yer ~seriously~ gonna wind up
>>>>>>> embarrassing
>>>>>>>>>> the poor fool...hell you've pretty much done that already!
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> It's not gonna take long for it to get around that Lionel's
>>>>>>> "friend"
>>>>>>>>>> is a homo who has the hots for him. *snicker* Seriously,
>he's
>>>>>>>>>> *NEVER* gonna live *THAT* down! ^__^
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Oh noes, I shall nevir poast tue usenet again!!!!!
>>>>>>>> Gasp! Now I will have to Run Away!!!1!!!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Maddie will "win" !!!!!!1111!!!!!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Thanx for the free publicity. Maybe now the search engines
>will
>>>>> pick
>>>>>>> it up.
>>>>>>>> It never seems to occur to DiaperBoi that when someone posts a
>link
>>>>> to
>>>>>>>> their own work, it's a pretty safe bet that they're not going
>to
>>>>>>>> embarrassed by someone else reposting it.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> The g00gle returns a hit now when I search "snuhwolfs artwork"
>>>>>>> YAy!
>>>>>> Your dribbling little desire to try and ride on my coattails is
>quite
>>>>>> flattering, however I'm afraid it's not really going to get you
>much.
>>>>>> Mostly because, well, the fact of the matter is...you have no
>talent,
>>>>>> no creativity. Just a bunch of badly drawn furry homos that look
>like
>>>>>> something you traced off VCL. How does that make you feel
>though...to
>>>>>> know that the only ones who would even like your work are furry
>homos
>>>>>> jackin it off to your furry COCK "art"? LOL
>>>>>>
>>>>> More Voice of Personal Experience poasting, maddie?
>>>>>
>>>>> ^_^
>>>>
>>>> There's only *ONE* person here with naked, male, furry porn...and
>>>> that's you, Rump Rider.
>>>>
>>>
>>>If you dont like my art why are you so obsessed with it?
>>>^_^
>>
>>If you call mentioning your furry porn less than a half dozen times
>>over the course of a month "obsession"...well, what the fuck do you
>>call the nearly THREE THOUSAND fuckin slurpage posts you've made to
>>Whinel over the past month?
>>
>
>Its how usenet works dimmy. People post responses to eachother.
>
>>Think slow now...REEEAAAAALLL slow.
>>
>I can't emulate your cognitive deficit, sorry.
>
>
>
>>>> PS - Why are you ignoring all the regs in A26 who are telling you
>to
>>>> shut yourself the fuck up and quit slurping Whinel up the ass?
>>>>
>>>
>>>I dont read alt.2600, k00ky.
>>
>>And yet nearly every single butt slurping Whinel post you make is
>>xposted on over here. Then again, with a whole fuckin froup of people
>>pointing out how much of a flaming faggot you are, well, I can
>>understand your little ~need~ to run away from A26. Come on out of
>>the closet already, Kookie.
>>
>
>Use a kilfile if you dont like my poasts, kook.
>^_^
Use a killfile if you don't like my harassing you for your homo
poasts, kook. ^__^
--
Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.uncensored-inter.net
Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Freedom, true freedom, is nothing more than intellectual advantage over others."
"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."
"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."
"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"
"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."
"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."
"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."
"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
"Those who record history are those who control history."
"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."
"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."
"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"
"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."
"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
== 7 of 8 ==
Date: Sun, Jun 14 2009 12:44 pm
From: Onideus Mad Hatter
On Tue, 09 Jun 2009 09:47:21 -0600, Emo Haircut
<
hairc...@gmail.com> wrote:
> I like hot young boys.
So you're sayin yer a pedo then, huh?
--
Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.uncensored-inter.net
Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Freedom, true freedom, is nothing more than intellectual advantage over others."
"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."
"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."
"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"
"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."
"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."
"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."
"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
"Those who record history are those who control history."
"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."
"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."
"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"
"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."
"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
== 8 of 8 ==
Date: Sun, Jun 14 2009 12:44 pm
From: Onideus Mad Hatter
On Wed, 10 Jun 2009 18:24:59 +1000, Bob Larter <
bobby...@gmail.com>
wrote:
>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>> On Tue, 09 Jun 2009 09:49:47 -0500, §ñühw¤£f <
snuh...@netscape.net>
>> wrote:
>>
>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <
use...@backwater-productions.net> pinched out a
>>> steaming pile of<
gf7s25dg8kkjjqi47...@4ax.com>:
>>>
>>>> On Mon, 25 May 2009 09:41:11 -0500, ?? <
snuh...@netscape.net>
>>>> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Bob Larter <
bobby...@gmail.com> pinched out a steaming pile
>>>>> of<4a1a1eca$
1...@dnews.tpgi.com.au>:
>>>>>
>>>>>> ?? wrote:
>>>>>>> Bob Larter <
bobby...@gmail.com> pinched out a steaming pile
>>>>>>> of<4a1950d8$
1...@dnews.tpgi.com.au>:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> ?? wrote:
>>>>>>>>> Bob Larter <
bobby...@gmail.com> pinched out a steaming pile
>>>>>>>>> of<
4a17...@dnews.tpgi.com.au>:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> ?? wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> Bob Larter <
bobby...@gmail.com> pinched out a steaming pile
>>>>>>>>>>> of<4a150ea4$
1...@dnews.tpgi.com.au>:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> ?? wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 17 May 2009 01:28:40 +1000, Bob Larter
>>>>>>>>>>> <
bobby...@gmail.com>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> How does it feel to not have a single friend in the
>>>>> universe,
>>>>>>>>>>> Hatter?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And no, your Mommy doesn't count.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's pretty fucking sad, how enamored poor Whinel is with
>>> his
>>>>>>>>>>> little
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "friend" Diaper Wulf. He's never had any friends before,
>>> so
>>>>>>> this
>>>>>>>>>>> is
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> kind of a new experience for him and he's *REALLY* proud of
>>>>> it,
>>>>>>>>> to
>>>>>>>>>>> the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> point where he seems to be running around proudly claiming
>>>>> that
>>>>>>>>> *NO
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ONE* else has friends, only *HE* does...after which he runs
>>>>>>>>> around
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> slurping up every last post of Diaper Wulf's he can find,
>>>>> *SO*
>>>>>>>>>>> happy
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to have finally made a "friend". LOL
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I guess if you're just socially retarded like he is, making
>>> a
>>>>>>>>>>> friend
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> is some incredibly monumental achievement unlike anything
>>>>>>>>>>> else...hell
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> it's probably as close as the poor boi is ever even gonna
>>> get
>>>>>>> to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> having sex. *snicker* What's especially sad of course is
>>>>> that
>>>>>>>>>>> this
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> is ONLINE, which leads me to believe that Lionel must just
>>>>>>> smell
>>>>>>>>>>> like
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> shit all the time or something, to the point where he can't
>>>>>>> even
>>>>>>>>>>> get
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> any human contact at all unless it's online. I mean it's
>>> one
>>>>>>>>> thing
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> for a sperg to be happy that they finally managed to make a
>>>>>>>>> friend
>>>>>>>>>>> in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the real world, but ONLINE...yeah...that's just a whole new
>>>>>>> level
>>>>>>>>>>> of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> sad right there.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> But hey, why don't we take a look at Whinel's new friend,
>>>>>>>>>>> DiaperWulf!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Here's his website:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
http://www.snuhwolf.9f.com/
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (archived before he has a chance to pull it out of shame)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ...oh my.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Now, we all know DiaperWulf is a furry, that's not exactly
>>> a
>>>>>>> big
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> secret. Of course that in and of itself presents an oddity
>>>>> in
>>>>>>>>> that
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> furries are, effectively, kooks...and Lionel, the *REAL*
>>>>> Lionel
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wouldn't be caught dead fraternizing with a kook. *nods*
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> But uh...ya notice anything kinda weird on that site? Like
>>>>> the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> distinct lack of ~anything~ female? Uh huh, it's *ALL*
>>>>>>>>> male...with
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> LOTS of MALE nudity, with fun messages like:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Just in case you wondered what the backside of a werewolf
>>>>>>> looks
>>>>>>>>>>> like"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Somtimes drawing all the fur takes too long..."
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> o_O
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I mean, could this guy ~possibly~ be any more flaming?
>>> Holy
>>>>>>>>> shit,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> he's practically got rainbows coming out of his ass fur
>>> fuck
>>>>>>>>> sake!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Honestly DiaperWulf, it's time to come on out of the
>>> closet.
>>>>>>>>>>> Trying
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to deny it only makes you look like a moron at this point.
>>>>> And
>>>>>>>>>>> fess
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> up, you only started replying to *EVERY* last one of
>>> Lionel's
>>>>>>>>> posts
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and slurping his ass *AFTER* you saw this pic of him:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :
>>>>>
http://k41.pbase.com/u37/shootin/upload/24049356.RG27_LionelLauer.jpg
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You took one look and got a full on chubby for him,
>>>>> didn'tcha?
>>>>>>>>> Do
>>>>>>>>>>> you
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> think he knows? That you "like him" in that way? LOL,
>>> it's
>>>>>>> kind
>>>>>>>>>>> of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fucked though, if he doesn't know, with how you're leading
>>>>> him
>>>>>>> on
>>>>>>>>>>> and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> so openly flirting with him. If he's not into that, I mean
>>>>> if
>>>>>>>>> he's
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> not a homo like you...d00d, yer ~seriously~ gonna wind up
>>>>>>>>>>> embarrassing
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the poor fool...hell you've pretty much done that already!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's not gonna take long for it to get around that Lionel's
>>>>>>>>>>> "friend"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> is a homo who has the hots for him. *snicker* Seriously,
>>>>> he's
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> *NEVER* gonna live *THAT* down! ^__^
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oh noes, I shall nevir poast tue usenet again!!!!!
>>>>>>>>>>>> Gasp! Now I will have to Run Away!!!1!!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Maddie will "win" !!!!!!1111!!!!!
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Thanx for the free publicity. Maybe now the search engines
>>>>> will
>>>>>>>>> pick
>>>>>>>>>>> it up.
>>>>>>>>>>>> It never seems to occur to DiaperBoi that when someone posts
>>> a
>>>>>>> link
>>>>>>>>> to
>>>>>>>>>>>> their own work, it's a pretty safe bet that they're not going
>>>>> to
>>>>>>>>>>>> embarrassed by someone else reposting it.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> The g00gle returns a hit now when I search "snuhwolfs artwork"
>>>>>>>>>>> YAy!
>>>>>>>>>> There you go. Who says that DiaperBoi isn't good for anything?
>>>>> ;^)
>>>>>>>>> He can add that to his resume and Big Lits O' Clients...
>>>>>>>> DiaperBoi: SEO expert!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Not according to his manager. He can barely police the parking
>>> lot.
>>>>>> According to his own posts, he can barely police his bodily
>>> functions.
>>>>> I think I'm ready to move on. This dead horse Ive been kicking just
>>>>> swallowed my leg up to the knee.
>>>> Oh don't run away now, the fun is just getting started!
>>>>
>>> I dont think I'd ever plonk you maddie. Yer like the retarded kid one
>>> stands next to in the class photo to make oneself look better in
>>> comparason.
>>>
>>> Jus Sayin[tm]
>>
>> This is not a shared experience...retard. Free cl00, I was the good
>> lookin kid with a buttload of self esteem who never had to worry about
>> trying to make myself look "less ugly" like you've apparently had to
>> do all your life.
>
>You mean like this?
><
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Photos/Hatter_Hippie_1.jpg>
Don't forget this one:
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Photos/Hatter_Hippie_2.jpg
Both of which made the year book. I believe I was in the year book
more than anyone else my junior and senior years...but then I was
always doing funny, creative things. Those hippie ones are from
homecoming week...not that you would know what that is, Whinel. Losers
like you are generally excluded from things like that, huh? In fact I
bet the only pictures of you in your yearbooks are from yer class
pictures, huh Whinel? ^__^
--
Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.uncensored-inter.net
Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Freedom, true freedom, is nothing more than intellectual advantage over others."
"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."
"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."
"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"
"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."
"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."
"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."
"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
"Those who record history are those who control history."
"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."
"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."
"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"
"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."
"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
==============================================================================
TOPIC: This Newsgroup S U C K S
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/t/43f9cec8a1b5a22c?hl=en
==============================================================================
== 1 of 2 ==
Date: Sun, Jun 14 2009 12:44 pm
From: Onideus Mad Hatter
On Tue, 09 Jun 2009 10:13:41 -0600, Emo Haircut
<
hairc...@gmail.com> wrote:
> Gay homo sex is what I love!
Uh huh, that's nice.
--
Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.uncensored-inter.net
Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Freedom, true freedom, is nothing more than intellectual advantage over others."
"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."
"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."
"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"
"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."
"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."
"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."
"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
"Those who record history are those who control history."
"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."
"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."
"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"
"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."
"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
== 2 of 2 ==
Date: Sun, Jun 14 2009 12:44 pm
From: Onideus Mad Hatter
On Tue, 09 Jun 2009 11:04:53 -0600, Emo Haircut
<
hairc...@gmail.com> wrote:
> I just love homo rump riding faggots!
This is not a shared experience.
--
Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.uncensored-inter.net
Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Freedom, true freedom, is nothing more than intellectual advantage over others."
"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."
"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."
"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"
"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."
"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."
"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."
"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
"Those who record history are those who control history."
"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."
"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."
"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"
"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."
"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
==============================================================================
TOPIC: Lionel Lauer: Befriends A Gay Furry And Loses His Ass Virginity Shortly
Thereafter
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/t/287a512d9370cc0b?hl=en
==============================================================================
== 1 of 2 ==
Date: Sun, Jun 14 2009 12:44 pm
From: Onideus Mad Hatter
On Tue, 09 Jun 2009 11:14:38 -0600, Emo Haircut
<
hairc...@gmail.com> wrote:
> I'm homosexual too ya know!
Nobody cares about you, Dipshit. Yer boring.
--
Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.uncensored-inter.net
Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Freedom, true freedom, is nothing more than intellectual advantage over others."
"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."
"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."
"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"
"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."
"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."
"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."
"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
"Those who record history are those who control history."
"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."
"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."
"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"
"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."
"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
== 2 of 2 ==
Date: Sun, Jun 14 2009 12:44 pm
From: Onideus Mad Hatter
On Sun, 14 Jun 2009 18:57:52 +1000, Bob Larter <
bobby...@gmail.com>
wrote:
>>> I've only been training him for nine years or so - give me a break!
>> Then its time to adopt him out.
>Sure. $5 & he's yours.
Look like Lionel is trying to sell off his malformed little pecker.
--
Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.uncensored-inter.net
Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Freedom, true freedom, is nothing more than intellectual advantage over others."
"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."
"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."
"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"
"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."
"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."
"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."
"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
"Those who record history are those who control history."
"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."
"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."
"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"
"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."
"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
==============================================================================
TOPIC: WINNERS! - AUK awards for April/May 2009
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/t/d33ed1f63cc5cba7?hl=en
==============================================================================
== 1 of 2 ==
Date: Sun, Jun 14 2009 12:44 pm
From: Onideus Mad Hatter
On Sun, 14 Jun 2009 12:20:37 -0600, Emo Haircut
<
hairc...@gmail.com> wrote:
> My mother is pretty hot!
Yeah, for a whore.
--
Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.uncensored-inter.net
Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Freedom, true freedom, is nothing more than intellectual advantage over others."
"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."
"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."
"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"
"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."
"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."
"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."
"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
"Those who record history are those who control history."
"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."
"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."
"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"
"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."
"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
== 2 of 2 ==
Date: Sun, Jun 14 2009 12:44 pm
From: Onideus Mad Hatter
On Sun, 14 Jun 2009 12:20:17 -0600, Emo Haircut
<
hairc...@gmail.com> wrote:
> I like cawk up my ass.
That's what Whinel said too.
--
Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.uncensored-inter.net
Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Freedom, true freedom, is nothing more than intellectual advantage over others."
"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."
"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."
"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"
"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."
"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."
"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."
"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
"Those who record history are those who control history."
"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."
"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."
"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"
"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."
"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
==============================================================================
TOPIC: Mad Hatter / DiaperBoi and his 'friends'.
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/t/8c1f6202e5e8aa25?hl=en
==============================================================================
== 1 of 4 ==
Date: Sun, Jun 14 2009 12:44 pm
From: Onideus Mad Hatter
On Mon, 1 Jun 2009 17:34:38 -0400, Christopher Parrilli
<
bld...@aol.com> wrote:
>On Tue, 02 Jun 2009 06:35:40 +1000, Bob Larter wrote:
>
>> Christopher Parrilli wrote:
>>> On Tue, 02 Jun 2009 05:28:40 +1000, Bob Larter wrote:
>>>
>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>>> On Mon, 1 Jun 2009 14:01:48 -0400, Christopher Parrilli
>>>>> <
bld...@aol.com> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>> Hey, you made the honor roll!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
http://www.mysuburbanlife.com/geneva/archive/x317102881
>>>>>> Hello there Baby Matthew <snicker>,
>>>>> Best watch your mouth, Cuppycake, I already put one mouthy little
>>>>> fruitcake in diapers today...
>>>> <
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Onideus_Mad_Hatter>
>>>>
>>>> Hm?
>>>>
>>>>> I don't imagine you'd much enjoy being the next spoiled little brat I
>>>>> have punished. `, )
>>>>>
>>>>>> still got your MySpace site up.
>>>>> Seeing as how I have real life friends in the real world, of course.
>>>> Um, no. Even on MySpace - haven for the most socially dysfunctional of
>>>> the net - you've only managed to garner 16 'friends', despite the fact
>>>> that your typical Amiga gooroo can easily get hundreds of 'friends'.
>>>> That fact that you can only collect spammers & other leeches says
>>>> everything that needs to be said about your lack of social skills.
>>>
>>> Careful, Bob, this is Head K00kie, Baby Matthew Hatter, he'll put a juju
>>> curse on you and boy will it hurt.
>>
>> OMFG!
>>
>>> <bwahahaha>
>>
>> I'm hurting already, dude!
>>
>> HAHAHAHAhahahahahahahahahaha!
>
>Bob, I don't appreciate you placing us in the way of danger like that.
>Mr. Baby Matthews has been known to get Mad and through his Hat at
>people. Scary d00d. Really. lol
...there's something really fuckin wrong with this kid. Assburgers or
Asspie syndrome or something. I don't think it's anything simple like
dyslexia. You know yer brain is all fucked up though when you can't
even figure out the difference between "through" and "threw". o_O
--
Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.uncensored-inter.net
Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Freedom, true freedom, is nothing more than intellectual advantage over others."
"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."
"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."
"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"
"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."
"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."
"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."
"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
"Those who record history are those who control history."
"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."
"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."
"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"
"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."
"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
== 2 of 4 ==
Date: Sun, Jun 14 2009 12:44 pm
From: Onideus Mad Hatter
On Tue, 09 Jun 2009 12:10:02 -0600, Emo Haircut
<
hairc...@gmail.com> wrote:
> My mother is a whore.
Thanks for the tip!
--
Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.uncensored-inter.net
Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Freedom, true freedom, is nothing more than intellectual advantage over others."
"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."
"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."
"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"
"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."
"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."
"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."
"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
"Those who record history are those who control history."
"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."
"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."
"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"
"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."
"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
== 3 of 4 ==
Date: Sun, Jun 14 2009 12:44 pm
From: Onideus Mad Hatter
On Tue, 09 Jun 2009 10:21:47 -0600, Emo Haircut
<
hairc...@gmail.com> wrote:
> I'm a fag too! Why won't you pay any attention to me?!
...because you're boring?
--
Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.uncensored-inter.net
Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Freedom, true freedom, is nothing more than intellectual advantage over others."
"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."
"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."
"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"
"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."
"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."
"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."
"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
"Those who record history are those who control history."
"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."
"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."
"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"
"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."
"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
== 4 of 4 ==
Date: Sun, Jun 14 2009 12:44 pm
From: Onideus Mad Hatter
On Tue, 09 Jun 2009 11:02:43 -0600, Emo Haircut
<
hairc...@gmail.com> wrote:
> My mother raped me.
Uh...well that explains a few things.
--
Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.uncensored-inter.net
Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Freedom, true freedom, is nothing more than intellectual advantage over others."
"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."
"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."
"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"
"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."
"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."
"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."
"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
"Those who record history are those who control history."
"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."
"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."
"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"
"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."
"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
==============================================================================
TOPIC: "BAM1BAM" (Re: PING AFA-B gang re: AUK/AFA-B Awards) "Honest John - Teh
Little Dick Head!!!..."
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/t/3045e9e4c730ca05?hl=en
==============================================================================
== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Sun, Jun 14 2009 12:44 pm
From: Onideus Mad Hatter
On Tue, 09 Jun 2009 10:12:08 -0600, Emo Haircut
<
hairc...@gmail.com> wrote:
> I wish I could fuck him up the ass.
Well, why don't you ask him if you can? You'll never know if you
don't ask.
--
Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.uncensored-inter.net
Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Freedom, true freedom, is nothing more than intellectual advantage over others."
"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."
"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."
"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"
"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."
"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."
"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."
"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
"Those who record history are those who control history."
"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."
"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."
"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"
"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."
"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
==============================================================================
TOPIC: Alright, Listen Up Morons
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/t/4750a1257dc9498f?hl=en
==============================================================================
== 1 of 3 ==
Date: Sun, Jun 14 2009 12:44 pm
From: Onideus Mad Hatter
On Fri, 12 Jun 2009 17:37:10 +1000, Bob Larter <
bobby...@gmail.com>
wrote:
>As always, I'm a retarded faggot. I love the way he knows that going into a posting frenzy on
>hundreds of week-old posts drives me up the fuckin wall.
Technically speaking I had help, so not exactly the "posting frenzy"
you'd like to imagine there, Whinel. That and I actively utilize
backbuilding tactics. Basically replying to posts a they come in, but
rather than sending them off right away I save them all up over the
course of a week or so and then slam you all at once. It's very
effective in keeping you feeling defeated and unable to contend. ^__^
--
Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.uncensored-inter.net
Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Freedom, true freedom, is nothing more than intellectual advantage over others."
"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."
"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."
"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"
"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."
"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."
"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."
"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
"Those who record history are those who control history."
"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."
"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."
"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"
"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."
"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
== 2 of 3 ==
Date: Sun, Jun 14 2009 12:44 pm
From: Onideus Mad Hatter
On Tue, 09 Jun 2009 10:15:31 -0600, Emo Haircut
<
hairc...@gmail.com> wrote:
> I really like fags
Is that why you're always sticking up for Whinel and DiaperWulf?
--
Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.uncensored-inter.net
Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Freedom, true freedom, is nothing more than intellectual advantage over others."
"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."
"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."
"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"
"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."
"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."
"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."
"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
"Those who record history are those who control history."
"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."
"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."
"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"
"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."
"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
== 3 of 3 ==
Date: Sun, Jun 14 2009 12:44 pm
From: Onideus Mad Hatter
On Thu, 11 Jun 2009 22:33:48 -0400, ah <
splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>> On Tue, 02 Jun 2009 22:08:27 -0400, ah <
splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>> On Tue, 02 Jun 2009 05:19:03 +1000, Bob Larter <
bobby...@gmail.com>
>>>> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>miguel wrote:
>>>>>> On Mon, 01 Jun 2009 10:46:15 -0700, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>>>>> <
use...@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> On Mon, 01 Jun 2009 10:20:13 -0700, miguel <
mun...@mungge.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> On Mon, 01 Jun 2009 10:13:42 -0700, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>>>>>>> <
use...@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 01 Jun 2009 12:52:28 -0400, Sweetness
>>>>>>>>> <
sweetchixo...@yahoo.ca> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> You only get this warning just once a year and you're getting it now
>>>>>>>>>>> so I'd pay the fuck attention if I were you. That article up on
>>>>>>>>>>> Special ED about me? Yeah, you know the one.
>>>>>>>>>> You mean this one?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Onideus_Mad_Hatter
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> That's the one you mean, right?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Pleace to be makings a special butthurtz page for me on yer ghey lil
>>>>>>>>>> blog now, Mathilda. OKTHXBYE
>>>>>>>>> Do you even *HAVE* any pictures of yourself online? Also the tactic
>>>>>>>>> is meant more for Webbies and RLs, not so much Netters...which is why
>>>>>>>>> I post the warning here rather than on my blog. I don't want to make
>>>>>>>>> it ~too~ easy for the little spaz addicts to get a clue. Besides
>>>>>>>>> which, it's *MUCH* moar fun *THIS* way.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> That said, these tactics are only effective against people who can't
>>>>>>>>> pass my MHM test and it's pretty easy to spot those types. I actually
>>>>>>>>> had lil Waldo targeted since around 1996 since that's when I first
>>>>>>>>> noticed how...exploitable, he was. LOL
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> I've many other targets to play with as well, some moar fuckheaded
>>>>>>>>> than others. The fuckheads at Sakuracon for example *STILL* owe me
>>>>>>>>> $90, having only refunded me $45 of the total amount I paid for
>>>>>>>>> entrance. I want to do something ~really~ special for them though. As
>>>>>>>>> such I've been slowly gathering all sorts of data on them, their
>>>>>>>>> organizers, volunteers, even their lawyers! LOL It's gonna be a
>>>>>>>>> *LOT* of fun! ...well, for me anyway, not so much for them I guess
>>>>>>>>> (depending on how well they can take a joke). I just ~love~ satire,
>>>>>>>>> don't you? ^__^ Especially when it involves human emotions!
>>>>>>>> You have a dossier?
>>>>>>> Eh...something like that. Basically I keep track of *EVERYTHING*
>>>>>>> pertaining to me online, mostly through the help of my clone posters.
>>>>>>> Most of the material is archived in the form of screen caps, which is
>>>>>>> absolutely necessary since most Webbies can't handle me to the point
>>>>>>> of invoking Hitler esque post burning tactics...which was actually one
>>>>>>> of the primary reasons why I create Onideus Uncensored.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> In some cases, like with PoE and SASS, they completely obliterate
>>>>>>> entire threads pertaining to me, simply because they wind up looking
>>>>>>> stupid and don't want anyone to see. Like nyah:
>>>>>>> :
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_SASS/Deleted_And_Censored_Posts/
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Of course what they don't realize is that covering up the damage I can
>>>>>>> inflict on a group only serves to help me in that furthers the whole
>>>>>>> "baby matthew" persona and makes me look all harmless and
>>>>>>> ineffectual...until the screaming starts anyway...and then come the
>>>>>>> death threats...LOL...oh how I love the death threats, such emotion!
>>>>>>> ^__^
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> According to one Dr. Judith Orloff, who personally I think is a bit of
>>>>>>> a kook, believes me to be some kind of "psychic vampire" (her words).
>>>>>>> But I think it's more about the simple quest to bring people to my
>>>>>>> level of thinking/understanding. A world where words can't hurt. A
>>>>>>> world where self-actualization is as easy to reach as an unnoticeable
>>>>>>> itch, where people use words not to attack, but to create
>>>>>>> art...wondrous, wondrous works of art. It may never come to pass, at
>>>>>>> least not within my lifetime, but I think it's important to push
>>>>>>> nonetheless.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> And I've been slowly amassing followers to help spread my
>>>>>>> understanding, in the form of my clone posters, or my "Onten 7" group.
>>>>>>> The number changes depending on the number of active Onten
>>>>>>> members...there's actually quite a few more than that, but only seven
>>>>>>> who I trust implicitly with my style to let them move about
>>>>>>> unmonitored by me. This is how I often appear to be in so many
>>>>>>> different froups across the grid simultaneously.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Geez.
>>>>>
>>>>>DiaperBoi is your classic, old-school kook. I've guided him through
>>>>>numerous kook awards over the last decade or so. If you want a good
>>>>>laugh, check out what his 'friends' have to say about him over on
>>>>>EncyclopediaDramatica:
>>>>><
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Onideus_Mad_Hatter>
>>>>>They're a little web-orientated, but most of what they have to say about
>>>>>him is spot on. And yes, the stuff about his Adult Baby fetish is 100% true.
>>>>
>>>> [128 lines of admission snipped]
>>>
>>>Ni<WHACK>
>>
>> If I had wanted any shit out of you I would have squeezed yer fat ugly
>> head, Dipshit.
>I'm hittin' on all three cylinders, like my mother, Shitlips.
...that's no way to talk about yer mother, d00d.
--
Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.uncensored-inter.net
Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Freedom, true freedom, is nothing more than intellectual advantage over others."
"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."
"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."
"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"
"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."
"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."
"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."
"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
"Those who record history are those who control history."
"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."
"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."
"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"
"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."
"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
==============================================================================
TOPIC: PING: Mad Hatter/DiaperBoi
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/t/7b93e635cfe54b7d?hl=en
==============================================================================
== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Sun, Jun 14 2009 12:44 pm
From: Onideus Mad Hatter
On Tue, 09 Jun 2009 10:09:56 -0600, Emo Haircut
<
hairc...@gmail.com> wrote:
> <sucks cock>
You must be pretty flexible...unless you're talking about your dad.
--
Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.uncensored-inter.net
Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Freedom, true freedom, is nothing more than intellectual advantage over others."
"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."
"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."
"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"
"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."
"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."
"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."
"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
"Those who record history are those who control history."
"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."
"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."
"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"
"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."
"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
==============================================================================
TOPIC: Scott Campbell admits that Matty has totally trolled his ass
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/t/e37189152a14ebc2?hl=en
==============================================================================
== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Sun, Jun 14 2009 12:44 pm
From: Onideus Mad Hatter
On Tue, 09 Jun 2009 10:06:17 -0600, Emo Haircut
<
hairc...@gmail.com> wrote:
> What, what, up my butt?
Probably the entirety of the local plumbers union.
--
Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.uncensored-inter.net
Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Freedom, true freedom, is nothing more than intellectual advantage over others."
"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."
"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."
"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"
"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."
"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."
"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."
"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
"Those who record history are those who control history."
"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."
"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."
"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"
"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."
"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
==============================================================================
TOPIC: The trouble with AUK awards
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/t/75d4af49c928dc44?hl=en
==============================================================================
== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Sun, Jun 14 2009 12:42 pm
From: "Lamey"
"Pat Magroyne" <
patma...@null.net> wrote in message
news:1c03f71b-aea6-406a...@p5g2000pre.googlegroups.com...
On Jun 14, 3:13 pm, "<p>sychotic <c>hicken" <
Bi...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> Well I'm really honoured that you chose me for your awards and stuff ...
> but I really can't accept them because I'm simply not worthy of them.
Did you REALLY harass clinically depressed people in
alt.suicide.holiday ?
Seriously, I'd have voted for you instead of bobandcarole if I'd known
that. That has got to be the lowest of the low, and deserving of far
worse than a kook award.
Says the kook who posts porn to unwitting froups.
< predictable response here >
==============================================================================
TOPIC: update. i now have 2380 unread posts. <was Re: i have 182 unread posts.>
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/t/434454b3eab201e4?hl=en
==============================================================================
== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Sun, Jun 14 2009 12:44 pm
From: Onideus Mad Hatter
On Tue, 09 Jun 2009 09:56:37 -0600, Emo Haircut
<
hairc...@gmail.com> wrote:
> My mom really likes it up the ass
Yeah I know, she gives half price discounts for her "up the butt"
special. It some respects it's good since her ass isn't nearly as
loose as her pussy is...although I'm not sure how long that's going to
last, considering how often she whores herself out.
--
Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.uncensored-inter.net
Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Freedom, true freedom, is nothing more than intellectual advantage over others."
"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."
"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."
"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"
"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."
"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."
"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."
"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
"Those who record history are those who control history."
"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."
"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."
"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"
"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."
"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )