> Another thought occurs - I'm presuming you're connecting the pots to
> the analog pins - but if you are connecting them to the digital pins
> by mistake, that could explain everything you describe.
I'm not *that* wet behind the ears =) it sounds like the pot
resistance is key because I know that the pots themselves are fine
from my multimeter readings, that the Freeduino's analogue inputs work
correctly (I ran an LED-dimming sketch with a 10k pot when I got it)
and that there's nothing shorting under the breadboard.
I'll get it going!