Post Dying in Darkness
As he brought both doom and evil
To the country that we love,
The Don had many enemies
He intended to get rid of!
One enemy he hated,
And perhaps among the most,
Was an institution quite revered—
The grand Washington Post!
Now the Donald got quite lucky,
For the owner of the Post
Was a billionaire unscrupulous,
The Amazon’s Jeff Bezos!
Billionaires can be quite greedy,
Always craving more and more.
And for Bezos, like his brothers,
Government contracts are a lore.
Jeff Bezos knew that Donald
Needed more than was quite decent.
So he quickly knelt to kiss the ring
And pledge to him obeisance.
Now Bezos slowly kills the Post,
Sabotages news-room creed,
Caters to the evil Don,
And serves the despot’s need.
We watch the poor Post wither
As Bezos strips it of its soul.
Just another dark calamity
To add to Donald’s toll.
part one:
Charlie Hunt received his bachelor's degree in political science from Brown University in 2011, and his PhD in 2019. He specializes in American politics, and more specifically in Congress, elections, and political representation. His first book, "Home Field Advantage: Roots, Reelection, and Representation in the Modern Congress" is now available at University of Michigan Press. Here is also the author of the Substack "You Are Here", which investigates the intersection of place and location with politics, poetry, and culture.
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part two:
Elizabeth Lopatto is a senior writer at The Verge, where she covers how the internet is changing how we think about money: cryptocurrency, business, fintech and Elon Musk for some reason. She joined the site in 2014, as science editor, then deputy editor running science, transportation and social media, before she got tired of being an authority figure and went back to blogging.