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Drinking
with van der Merwe's
daughter
A
Zimbabwean, a Nigerian, and van der Merwe's daughter are
in the same bar.
When
the Zimbabwean
finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls
out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says,
'In Zimbabwe
, our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with
the same one twice.'
The
Nigerian,
obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws it
into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass
to pieces. He says, 'In Nigeria
, we have so much stolen money to make glasses that we
don't need to drink with the same one twice either.'
Van
der Merwe's daughter, cool as a cucumber, picks up her
beer, downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into the
air, whips out her 45, and shoots the Zimbabwean and the
Nigerian. Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and
calling for a refill, she says,
'In South Africa
we have so many illegal aliens that we don't have to
drink with the same ones twice.'
' God
Bless
South Africa
'
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