Here's one

[Idi ta]

Here's one for the Fagger [giggle].
Dapper gentleman hanging
backstage with the explosive props!
Fagger Lee is one queer duck,
stepping in and out of focus.
Boss, why is the locus unidentifed?
His crib looks like a garbage truck
on which children stick
their homework, hoping for his praise.
The Colonel knows he is a schmuck
on a mission, his air conditioning
no balm to the congregation.
And often kicks him in his butt
a daughter, no wonder
the lions tremble at his approach.