Hello person in my Yahoo address book,
Recently, you've no doubt received a couple of emails from this account containing spurious links.
Please rest assured that that is most surely not my style, nor my doing.
A first attempt at changing my password failed to remedy the situation, so I'm trying something a little stronger—"LastPass", across the board on all of my accounts, and I'm hoping it solves things.
While it's not my fault, I do feel the need to apologize for causing any annoyance.
Be well, and happy month of May.
—Jim, James, LB, or whatever ese you're feeling like calling me right now. :^)