Christmas Violation Letter - ENJOY
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Barry Ansbacher
Dec 17, 2007, 7:41:30 AM12/17/07
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December 11, 2007
Dear Mr. Claus:
We are instructed by the Board of Directors to inform you of the
following violations:
Your sleigh is a recreational vehicle, which is prohibited by
the covenants. When we told you to move it from your yard, we did not
intend for you to place it on your roof. Please remove it from your
premises.
Red and Green Colors on your house clash with the common scheme of the
neighborhood. You must choose approved colors from our color book and
submit an application for repainting to the Architectural Review
Committee.
You are feeding wild animals, which appear to be diseased. The
sickest is the one with the shiny red nose. Some would even say it
glows. You must discontinue this practice immediately, or we will call
animal control.
You are storing toys and games in a huge canvas sack in your
yard. Be advised that all outdoor storage must be approved by the
Architectural Review Committee, and must be of the same style and
finish as your house.
It appears that you are operating a day care center and/or
workshop in violation of the covenants. Through the fence we hear the
sound of laughing, playing games, and shouting out with glee. There
are numerous small persons on your property and the clatter and
activity is disruptive.
The amount of mail you are receiving exceeds what will fit in
your ARC approved mailbox, so you must make arrangements with the
Postal Service for alternate delivery at a post office box or a
business address.
You have made unauthorized modifications to your home, which
allow you to enter and exit through the chimney. You must submit an
ARC application for your new entry, including evidence that it meets
all state and local codes and is in harmony with other homes.
You have been observed making a list and checking it twice,
finding out who is naughty or nice. You have no authority to do that
and it is divisive. It is the function of the Covenant Compliance
Department to determine who is naughty or nice .
Thank you for your cooperation and understanding in complying
with this letter. If you do not comply within ten days, we will refer
these violations to our attorney.
Respectfully,
North Pole Homeowners Association
Dear Mr. Claus:
We are instructed by the Board of Directors to inform you of the
following violations:
Your sleigh is a recreational vehicle, which is prohibited by
the covenants. When we told you to move it from your yard, we did not
intend for you to place it on your roof. Please remove it from your
premises.
Red and Green Colors on your house clash with the common scheme of the
neighborhood. You must choose approved colors from our color book and
submit an application for repainting to the Architectural Review
Committee.
You are feeding wild animals, which appear to be diseased. The
sickest is the one with the shiny red nose. Some would even say it
glows. You must discontinue this practice immediately, or we will call
animal control.
You are storing toys and games in a huge canvas sack in your
yard. Be advised that all outdoor storage must be approved by the
Architectural Review Committee, and must be of the same style and
finish as your house.
It appears that you are operating a day care center and/or
workshop in violation of the covenants. Through the fence we hear the
sound of laughing, playing games, and shouting out with glee. There
are numerous small persons on your property and the clatter and
activity is disruptive.
The amount of mail you are receiving exceeds what will fit in
your ARC approved mailbox, so you must make arrangements with the
Postal Service for alternate delivery at a post office box or a
business address.
You have made unauthorized modifications to your home, which
allow you to enter and exit through the chimney. You must submit an
ARC application for your new entry, including evidence that it meets
all state and local codes and is in harmony with other homes.
You have been observed making a list and checking it twice,
finding out who is naughty or nice. You have no authority to do that
and it is divisive. It is the function of the Covenant Compliance
Department to determine who is naughty or nice .
Thank you for your cooperation and understanding in complying
with this letter. If you do not comply within ten days, we will refer
these violations to our attorney.
Respectfully,
North Pole Homeowners Association
Linda A. Pease
Dec 17, 2007, 10:19:27 AM12/17/07
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That was GREAT.........THANKS so much for sending it out.....Have a Merry Christmas and may you and yours be blessed...... Diva
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