What should I do to marry a rich guy?

[Cendra]

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A young and pretty lady posted this on a popular forum:

Title: What should I do to marry a rich guy?

I'm going to be honest of what I'm going to say here. I'm 25 this year.
I'm very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with
$500k annual salary or above. You might say that I'm greedy, but an annual
salary of  $1M is considered only as middle class in New York.

My requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an
income of $500k annual salary? Are you all married? I wanted to ask: what
should I do to marry rich persons like you?

Among those I've dated, the richest is $250k annual income, and it seems
that  this is my upper limit. If someone is going to move into high cost
residential area on the west of New York City Garden , $250k annual income
is not enough.

I'm here humbly to ask a few questions:
1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names and
addresses of bars, restaurant, gym)
2) Which age group should I target?
3) Why most wives of the riches is only average-looking? I've met a few
girls who don't have looks and are not interesting, but they are able to
marry rich guys
4) How do you decide who can be your wife, and who can only be your
girlfriend? (My target now is to get married)

Ms. Pretty
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Here's a reply from a Wall Street Financial guy:

Dear Ms. Pretty,

I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls
out there who have similar questions like yours. Please allow me to analyze
your situation as a professional investor.

My annual income is more than $500k, which meets your requirement, so I
hope everyone believes that I'm not wasting time here. From the standpoint
of a business person, it is a  bad decision to marry you. The answer is very
simple, so let me
explain.

Put the details aside, what you're trying to do is an exchange of beauty
and money: Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and
square. However, there's a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but
my money will not be gone without any good reason. The fact is, my income
might increase from year to year, but you  can't be prettier year after
year. Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and
you are a depreciation asset. It's not just normal depreciation, but
exponential depreciation. If that  is your only asset, your value will be
much worried 10 years later.

By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating
with you is also a trading position. If the trade value dropped we will sell
it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term same goes with the
marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel to say this, but in order to
make a  wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value will be sold
or leased.

Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we would only date
you, but
will not marry you. I would advice that you forget looking for any clues
to  marry a rich guy. And by the way, you could make yourself to become a
rich person with $500k annual income. This has better chance than finding a
rich fool.

Hope this reply helps. If you are interested in leasing services, do
contact me.

Signed,
J.P. Morgan

 

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